300th post!

good evening, and welcome to my 300th post! i wonder how long i can keep this going?
anyways, TWFT topic was if you don't - who will? spam count for the weekend is 59, and em was hard at work plodding 4337 steps today. anyways, what happened since my last post?
PIG mum took me to the loo once before dad tootled us off to baddy. on arrival, the parents (well, really, just PIG mum, dad went ahead to set up my chair for me gleefully Made (5th and last time) me walk into my chair. i collapsed into it with relief and promptly rested tired me for 20 odd mins. the parents dug poor em up and forced her to play 67 shots. in three or four goes, of course! not all at once! poor em would surely perish :P lol, PIG mum said that dad said, that if i played more shots, he'd take me out for dinner. dunno how many shots he'll require of me, so i'll have to say a 'no deal!' to that right now. anyways, i just had a chat to peter pie and stuff, who's on a full year's worth of work right now, at milton. and how cute - aunty peggy still makes his lunch for him! lol, i've been making my own ever since upper primary. :P
when it was time to leave, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out back to the car, and dad tootled us home, listening to rush of fools. back home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the laundry for my shower, of course forcing me to undress all of myself before she gave me a warm shower - i washed my own hair. poor ela was forced to scrub various parts of me a whopping 135 times! (i counted 140, PIG mum insisted that it was only 130, so i compromised it in the middle). i dried myself, rekitted myself. PIG mum finished off with the things i couldn't do, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-vermicelli, not rice, tonight! with a big chunk of sweet carrot, a smaller chunk of yummy potato, and a soft chunk of beef. yummiest thing tonight was a widdle piece of crumbed fish, with a squirt of mayo from dearest dad. actually, he kindly gave me one more little chomp as PIG mum was forcing poor em to walk back over to the computer. lol, and he just wandered past and asked mournfully, "do you still love me?" :P
dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. i only allow myself the luxury of holding it incorrectly once a day, remember, same as with putting my right foot charlie chaplin style for one car trip a day. (well, on thursdays, i actually get 2, when karen drives me to and from garbo). anyways, after dinner, PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the switches, forced poor em to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back over to my computer chair.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, say heylo to my online MSN buddies, stick this post on my taleofepic2 journal(today's an 'event', remember?),then get me a good fix of news. just UQ physio toms, and hydro in the arvo.>< i'll survive. finally, i'll be asking PIG mum if she'll leave the modem on and let me pop online with lappytoppy. i realise the chances of the sky turning somerville green are infinitely higher than my chances at popping online with lappytoppy, :P but hey, i'll persist. this will be my THIRD week of attempting, though. everything crossed! oh yeah - and hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. i also rang leanne tonight! best of all, she's given me permission to have lunch at fasta pasta with PIG mum and lee! also, she says to check my bday fic carefully - coz kakashi did sign it too! just on the next page. :P