monday post

good evening! well, em didn't pop online till 8:35pm, and i'll be intrigued to see if PIG mum allows me to remain online till 10:35pm. well, i'll try my best to sit it out ... we'll see.
-firstly, TWFT topic was longing for heaven (1), and including hydro, em was hard at work plodding 2159 steps today.
-now, just gimmee a few mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, and i'll be right back with you, okies?
-well, when dearest dad got himself up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :p
-i heard the phone ring; bleary mega-short-sighted eyes saw that it was 10am, so i thought, "righteo, another ten to twenty mins more snooze time and it'll be time to get up. and i quickly fell back asleep.
-i heard the garage door go up, and thought, "that's strange ... dear dad doesn't usually arrive home till after midday. so my mega-bleary eyes looked for the clock again, then -NANI? almost 2pm!!??!!
-so i called PIG mum, who came in to tell me that the 10am phone call had being the UQ NAB person informing PIG mum that my NAB student was sick, and therefore no physio today. so i got up, used the pot :p once more, got kitted. then PIG mum made made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table.
-much thanks to PIG mum who'd made yummy nesquik porridge for me! so i enjoyed that with two slices of toast, which i buttered myself. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force poor ela to hang onto the plate. :( oh well.
-ding dong! chrissy came, late as usual. :P i just finished my brunch, and thanks to chrissy who passed me half a glass of plain milk.
-then chrissy Forced me to walk to the bathroom to get changed for hydro. i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable while on the loo, but was told, 'there's no time, or you'll be late to hydro. do it once hydro's over.'
-so i got up. chrissy Forced me to walk around to bend awkwardly to flush the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk to her car.
-we said our byes and see you laters to PIG mum, and chrissy tootled us off to hydro, the radio set to NOVA.
-luckily, we found a park. chrissy Forced me to walk all the way in, then ordered me to take off my footwear while she went to pay. i complied.
-judith came, stuck KAB on elf, and plopped me into the nice warm water.
-hydro today: i sat in the lift chair and did some cycling as judy yanked ela around to and fro :P, then, a new thing! waterball~~ basically, judy handed me a racket (or is it spelr 'racquet? anyone know?) and we whacked a small floaty ball to and fro. now, i finally believe what judy meant when she told PIG mum that my balance had improved: i had to stagger around in every direction to hit the ball, and i didn't fall flat onto my face once at all and drown! :) then, in the end, judy stuck the weightbelt on me, and i got not one, not two, but THREE head dunks!i got my bum on the floor the first and third times, but not the second. anyways, means that i can tell sharon that, next time i see her, that i don't need a bum amputation, thank-you very much. :P actually, i wonder where she was today? coz i didn't see her ...
-judy let me walk out, and chrissy rolled me in for a nice hot shower - obviously, hairwash today. i dried myself, creamed myself, got rekitted. then chrissy rolled me over the loo, and i did the stinky unspeakable i'd wanted to, so much thanks to chrissy who helped me wipe.
-chrissy Forced me to walk out back to her car, then tootled us home, first stopping for some petrol.
-chrissy Forced me to walk inside. thanks to her for a mug of hot milo - my once a day luxury of holding the mug 'incorrectly'! - and two or three round sao crackers.
-seven's news tonight was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke, and weather by john schluter.
-at 6:30, i watched today tonight, until 6;45. thanks to chrissy for giving ela a mega-quick (max, ten mins) massage.
-at 6;45, chrissy Forced me towalk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair. actually, i'd stopped at the mouth of the stairs and asked if PIG mum was going to force me to walk up them, but she said she wasn't, so chrissy just Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-she rocked off, 5-10 mins early, and'll be back on wednesday.
-PIG mum flew :P back to force poor em on ages and ages of hand exercises. sorry, i can't remember the exact time, coz uncle colbert came up to force me to walk up and down the stairs. actually, i walked into my room, and tried to turn on our old computer. much thanks to uncle colbert who helped me flick on the computer switch, then i browsed my assorted photos. i'll continue with that toms.
-so uncle colbert Forced me back down the stairs then Forced me to walk to my dining chair. he told me that samuel's actually in grade seven at redeemer right now! wow, time sure does fly by ... em feels old. :P
-dinner, after he left: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, and a few yummy chunks of fried chicken chop. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force poor ela to hang onto the bowl. :( oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum mademade (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table.
-yay, i finished. so will just check, then grab a couple of news articles if there's still time. no physio at PA toms, it's seeming that every second week, dom dom is away for sth? instead, mean PIG mum has booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< ah well, will survive. somehow, i always do. and better yet, she's promised to take me out for brunch! wonder where we'll go? and finally, mariana's taking me out to some toastmaster's thing at WUT toms night! i think it's where ppl give speeches, or sth? so i'm to eat dinner first, then she'll pick me up roundabouts 5:45? but parents haveta pick me up when it ends. hope it'll be good!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. and much thanks to ross for the comment! so september's all satisfied now, yay~~