SATURDAY POST

good afternoon!
TWFT topic was 'i want it now!' and em is kinda undecided as to whether or not to put up her plodding total for today, no wait, she won't. vincent the physio has just arrived to torture me. >< so will be back on later tonight, ok? bbl, time is now ... 2:11pm.
well, he's having a yak with the parents right now ... hey, how cool is this? this was saved as my 100th blog post! i wonder how long i can keep this up ...?
anyways, good evening! time is now ... 10:11pm, and my final plodding total for saturday now stands at 2581. anyways, PIG mum's said she'll only allow me to tootle online for half an hour, meaning that toms, i'll be able to tootle online for THREE HOURS. and that's still not all the time that PIG mum owes me ... but i'll save that for another day ... anyways, just quickly, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug herself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :p once, then she cuddled her darling bear bear and they snored their heads off together. :P
-dad came in, hit me with the eye glop :Ptold me that tessa would arrive in ten. so i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more.
-she came, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the toilet to brush my teeth. too bad, i missed out on my once-a-week opportyunity to balance the toothbrush on my cup and just squirt the teethpaste :P like that, coz tessa just handed me the toothbrush, toothpaste already squirted! i better remember to tell her next week that i can do that myself.
-after brushing my teeth, tessa Forced me to walk to the loo. i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. tessa returned for me, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. but argh, poor em's been forced to endure another day without sticky. >< one day, you'll be sorry, when i fall to my death. ><
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo (cool - my first cup i was able to hold 'incorrectly'! :P) and two slices of toast (or was it one? lol, i can't remember ... :P) which i buttered and jammed :P myself.
-after breakfast, i continued reading mao's last dancer, while tessa and i shared stories (i told her my 21st bday story, and tessa told me she's actually studying chaplaincy!)
-tessa Forced me to walk over to play the wii with her. she created a mii, then i beat her in two games of tennis, and two of boxing (i won on points basis, thopugh, no knockouts).
-before she left, tessa Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-dad signed her off. PIG mum came home, and lunch was a bowl of congee, lotsa lettuce and a little bit of yummy pork floss. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, and lunch was washed down with a plain glass of milk.
-eep, seven mins left! typetypetype~~
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over, forced me to bend awkwardly to flip on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to my computer chair.
-i tootled online briefly until vincent the physio came. >< first session: PT.
-so he Forced me to walk to my TV chair, and i did head, neck and shoulder exercises, right and left arm reachy ones, countless other ones. whatever. i survived.
-when he finally buggered :P off, chrissy forced me to undress all of myself then gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle just after she flipped the water off, then one more as she went outside to fetch sth. i dried myself as she dried the floor. then i creamed myself, got kitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-arvo tea was a yummy sugar custard bun with my second cup of milo. it's truly a pity that chrissy refuses to give me two teaspoonfuls of sugar with my tea. :(
-i continued reading mao's last dancer, until chrissy decided that it was exercise time. so she Forced me to walk to my computer chair, which she had stuck in the hallway, then forced me on 20 mins of exercises, just the ones that daniel had taught me. then she Forced me to walk over to play piano. era played all the scales and christmas carols, then supported ela in thunking out twinkle twinkle ten or eleven times.
-news time, chrissy Forced me to walk back to my TV chair.
-but rugby union was hogging channel seven! so we watched nine's news instead. thanks to chrissy who fed me a pear and my third! cup of milo for the day.
-at 6:30, i asked chrissy to please give ela a hand massage, and got a ten min one. then, at 6:45, she Forced me to walk to the loo. i did my second stinky unspeakable for today, again wiping myself. chrissy returned for me, Forced me to walk around to flush the toilet. i shuffled over to wash and dry my right hand, then chrissy Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs, where PIG mum took over. we said our byes and thanks to chrissy, who'll be back come monday. and she's seeing the broncos v. st george game tonight!
-PIG mum took poor em on a forced march up to her room and back down. i stopped in my room, flicked on the computer, and browsed some photos of when aunty nga and uncle fung were over in 2006.
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa lettuce, and some BBQ pork. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, and i washed dinner down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice. of course, i was very careful to hold it 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my TV chair. thanks to her who brought bear bear out to enjoy the game with me.
-at half time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself.
-correction, sorry, i did my second stinky unspeakable here, wiping myself too. PIG mum came to get me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my TV chair.
-we won, we won, we won! go the broncos~ and haha to wayne bennett. :p
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer.
-oh, aunty nga also rang! she's chucking a party for baby mickey toms - he's turning two! also, he's got an english name now - samuel! don't mind me if i keep calling him mickey, okay? :P
-anyways, i finished! phew, i'm a little overtime too ... thanks PIG mum for not booting me off. so i'll just check.anyways, toms should be fun! PIG mum and i are having lunch with lee at fasta pasta! i'm hungry already ... :p righteo, hope to see everyone at church toms!
cheerts,
em. ^^