friday post

good evening! the spam count for the week is 146, TWFT topic is 'what to do when the sizzle fizzles', and em was hard at work plodding 1815 steps today. righteo, just gimme a few mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, and i'll be right back to blog about today's events!
-PIG mum dug em up this morning. i went in the pot :P then realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, gave me a glass of water to drink, got me kitted while i was over the loo, and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, then PIG mum rolled me back into my room.
-i just remembered; i better put up what i usually do every thursday but wasn't given enough time to yesterday:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.

-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< righteo, continuing on with my day:
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. breakfast was a yummy mug of nesquik porridge with two slices of toast, which i buttered myself. as with all the other days, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the plate as i buttered away. ah well, no biggie. :( but thanks to PIG mum who poured me half a glass of milk to wash breakfast down with.
-time to go to your :p turn, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the car, forced em to buckle her own seatbelt, then tootled us off, listening still to rush of fools (and that's who we listened to all day, so i won't be mentioning that again).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in; then went to repark the car, as i browsed a gossip mag.
-i bid a happy hello to bridgette (sp?) and i saw her do some standing work on a rollator today! looking good, girlfriend. :)
-so PIG mum happily forced ela on all these different hand exercises, e.g. with the dumbells, etc.
-morning tea was brought over for me! thanks, umm ... was your name damien? lol, i think so ... sorry if that's wrong. ><" :p anyways, morning tea was a cup of tea, white and two, and a couple of bikkies. one was this orange cream one, the other a round wheatish one with a thin choc top. yummy.
-i finished with almost twenty mins on the arm bike. i pedalled for 2 mins, rested for 2 mins, etc. lol, i noticed that PIG mum tells me to work my left hand harder when the right hand displays at more than 50%, but says absolutely nothing when my left hand is at more than 50%. ><" :p oh well.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the car. after forcing poor em to buckle in her seatbelt again, off she tootled us off for lunch date at the coffee club with mrs dent!
-PIG mum gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk all the way in, where mrs dent was already waiting for us. i passed onto her the 'hellos to your australian godmother:P' from dearest dad. :p
-we browsed the menu, and ordered. i got the all day breakfast, yummy eggs benedict with ham and a chocolate milkshake (MEAN PIG mum refused me a thickshake :(), PIG mum got some chicken and avocado thing, i think, and drank a lemon nestea.
-we had a chat. i wasn't dissed too badly at all! thanks, PIG mum. and mrs. dent tells us that one of her daughters has a boyfriend now! *wolf-whistles* :P
-time to go home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car. after forcing poor em to buckle her seatbelt again, she tootled us home.
-i popped online briefly until ding dong! rachel arrived.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the laundry for my shower, then left us to it. basically, it was nice to have a carer that didn't mind undressing me together.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had a tinkle before rachael flipped off the water.
-i dried myself, got creamed, rekitted. rachel Forced me to walk back out to my dining chair.
-arvo tea was two or four crackers topped with a slice of ham and cheese each, and a cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-i started reading my bookclub novel for next month - mao's last dancer. rachel interrupted to Force me to walk over to practice piano. so era supported ela in thunking out twinkle twinkle ten or so times, and played scales and christmas carols herself.
-at 6pm, rachel Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, where i watched 15mins of seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath. i waited to watch that article on caster seminya (sp?) who's actually a hermaphrodite! not boy, not girl. strange ... dunno how that'll affect her sports.
-rachel Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk to the 4WD.
-thanks to rachel who buckled me in; i said my thanks and byes, then dad tootled us off to green tea garden for our group social!
-meaniepoo dad took away my stick on arrival, so much thanks to pole who helped me stagger/hobble/limp in.
-in attendance tonight: dora, me, fi so bao, pole, janice (liu, not lee) and letty. both peter pie and evan popped in briefly, though.
-we ordered. i got yummy sweet and sour chicken with rice (dora got the same) and a pudding milk tea (lol, i got lotsa pudding tonight, thanks!) pole got some fish rice, and fi so bao some 'fried sauce noodles' (say that in canto).
-so we just chatted and shared about our lives and what we were doing, etc. dear pole plans to do her masters next year!
-PIG mum said to ring her before we left; actually, she rang letty first!~
-so pole helped me hobble/stagger/limp back to the car, while i told fi so bao the matchless pearl story i told the wee ones last sunday. then dearest dad tootled us home. turns out him and PIG mum had gone out to dinner with aunty a.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before i tootled online.
-yippee, i finished! so i'll just check, then grab my naruto fix if there's time.
-church dedication toms! i'm most thankful coz that'll get me out of a torture session toms with vincent the physio. :p and dinner at buffet garden toms night! unfortunately, PIG mum's already declared what a great big MEANIEPOO she'll be, coz she won't be allowing me to attend in sparkless! >< i guess that means i'll just haveta heap TONS on my plate, enough to last me the whole night without having to get up again until desert. anyways, hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S.cool, uncle noah's here! PIG mum says he's here to pick up our car. i wonder ... is he borrowing our camry? so both he and aunty margaret came in for a heylo and a cuddle; uncle noah tells me he's staying at uncle ching's place, and will be attending our church dedication ceremony toms. :)
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.P.S. and i talked to dearest grandma tonight! i told her about our church dedication toms, and she gave me permission to ring her on sunday night. :) yay~