sunday post

good afternoon!
hmm ... whatever dearest dad's cooking smells nice ... i want some! anyways, TWFT topic was 'i want it now! (1)' and no spam count or plodding total from em yet, coz it's only a quarter till three, and i'm pretty sure the parents will be forcing poor em to go to baddy. argh. >< whatever, i'll survive. somehow, i always do. :P anyways, just gimme a couple of mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, and i'll be right back to blog about today!
-PIG mum dug em up. i swung around to use the pot :p again, but felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me a glass of water to drink (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') and helped me wipe afterwards.
-back in my room, i got kitted, before PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-hey, i just realised! today is an 'event', so i'm going to type it all out in full! okay, me turning 22.5 years old isn't really anything special, but today, baby mickey turns TWO! so i must remember to ring aunty nga tonight and sing him the happy bday song!
anyways, breakfast was half a yummy custard sugar bun, plus a mug of warm milo. i took the luxury of holding this cup 'incorrectly', as both the parents were upstairs changing. when it was time to leave, the parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. well, not straight out. dad was somehow pissed at how i walked, and promptly Forced poor em to walk all the way back into the TV, then back out to the car, threatening me that if i even dreamed of touching anything, he'd not drive us to church. so i clung on for dear life to my walkbelt, and collapsed with a silent sigh of relief into the car. silent, coz PIG mum had forbidden me from saying it out aloud. so i just kept it a CONSTANT LITANY in my head. anyways, dad tootled us off to church. he rocked off to the adult's service on arrival, leaving PIG mum to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down into the service hall. much thanks to pole plop who saw me struggling down (coz PIG mum had again denied poor em the use of sticky - i don't get it. normally, when i walk, i'm already terrified of falling to my death, how much worse will i walk when you deny me sticky? argh, whatever. i'll survive. somehow, i always do.
anyways, service soon started. PIG mum forced poor em to stand for three or four songs, including the response song. speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong, and he delivered a sermon on 'a friend of god'.. no communion afterwards, so i just stayed in my seat and had a yak with sam priestly. he's studying a bachelor of education at uni now! and can you believe it - he actually got me a souvenir from the broncos vs. st. george game he went to! thanks sam, for the beanie! i got yelled at by PIG mum for asking him to get me a souvenir, of course. oh well. aunty peggy also popped along to hand me a roster of when i'm telling a story to the wee ones. in nov, i think.
-argh, parents are forcing poor em to go to baddy. >< bbl tonight, okay? time is now ... 3:20pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 8:38pm, the spam count for the weekend is 82(which is unusually high for the weekend ... i wonder why?) and em's final plodding total is 5041. now, gimme a few mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, then i'll be right back with you to continue my post for today! and, BTW, i plopped online at 8:35. dunno whether PIG mum will allow me to stay online till 11:35 ... i doubt it, but that's how much i'm owed, anyway. so i'll make sure to note down the time when PIG mum forces poor em off to bed, and i WILL get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, i promise! *about five mins later?* okies, where was i?
anyways, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before dear dad drove us home. dad declined to go to fasta pasta with lee, so he hopped out of the car, and PIG mum tootled us off to the fasta pasta in springwood. she gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk in. lee arrived soon after, and we ordered. i asked please for some cheesy garlic bread (or even plain garlic bread, if PIG mum refused), that was denied, i asked please for a main sized dish ( em was hungry!), but only got an entree sized, and i asked for chicken to be added to my dish (i only received a plain dish, no chicken.) :( dunno if lee forgot or PIG mum went up to him and told him no chicken. i have my suspicions, but i'll let that matter lie. oh well. if PIG mum refuses me a two piece feed again on thursday when karen takes me out, i'll see if we can go to fasta pasta with karen. i think there's a fasta pasta at garbo? it'd be outside, though, not inside the shopping complex itself. anyways, we had a yak, and i found out that lee has an older brother! and that his parents are starting to push him into finding a wife ... "come on, son, you're almost thirty ..." :p anyways, time to go, i thanked lee very big for lunch, and PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car. she tootled us home. i needed to use the bathroom, so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, of course forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came, forced me to yank up my own daks, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to my computer chair, and i tootled online briefly. baddy time, PIG mum took me to the loo once more (i don't have the time to write out the whole making me walk and forcing me to do this and that) before i plopped into the car and dad tootled us off to baddy, listening to that out-of-tune, wannabe, nasally singer, andy hui. :p dad parked on arrival, and went to set up my chair for me, leaving PIG mum to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up. she was a great big MEANIEPOO >< and threatened me with no internet if i held onto the bar. i protested - that's what the bars are up there for! but no, PIG mum claims that they're just there for the elderly. whatever. anyways, i think the parents forced poor em up three times, and i whacked 120? balls. in between, i also managed to sing my favourite song in my head 3.5 times, and my second-favourite song four times, also in my head. PIG mum appeared in between games to feed me bites of a yummy sugar custard bun and gulps of water. i also had a chat to ross. anyways, time to head home, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car. surprisingly, PIG mum didn't object me holding onto the bar this time. guess she was just as buggered as i. and i allowed erf to rest sideways for the trip back home. remember, how i only allow myself one a day? like, how i only get to drink a cup 'incorrectly' once a day, when the carer comes. anyways, once home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself. i took a seat, then she forced me to undress the rest of myself. that was followed by a barely warm shower -i washed my hair tonight. PIG mum also forced poor ela to scrub various parts of me 100 times, i think it was. then i dried myself, creamed myself, rekitted myself. PIG mum helped with my socks and shoes. when i stood up, she forced me to yank my pants back up, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the gobbling :P table. dad was having a yak to aunty number four, he dissed me, then handed me the phone. fourth aunty reminded me that whenever dad and i clashed, i had to let him win. when i asked why, she explained coz my dad's like, still little. youngest in their family, yeah, but come on! he's still like, 26 years older than me! anyways, aunty a arrived soon after, and we settled down for dinner. fried rice tonight, with lotsa lettuce and a small chunk or two of yummy chicken. dinner was washed down with a mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. after dinner, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to tootle online.
-i rang leanne! actually, she didn't pick up, but called us back awhile later. she'll be returning to brissy in october, and has promised to take me out for sushi! can't wait!~
-so, before aunty a left, she came over and i copped a lecture from her. she warns that if i'm not careful, my left hand will get rheumatoid arthritis.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, then allow PIG mum to force me to bed. as tonight's sunday, i'll be asking her, like i have for the past FIVE sundays, if i can please take lappytoppy to bed and surf online for a bit later. i don't really have good feelings about the outcome, but i'll keep persisting, never you fear.
-anyways, just physio at UQ toms. i wonder if i've got hydro in the arvo ... i hope not! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. will have to ring baby mickey/samuel and sing him the happy bday song on wednesday. i wanted to tonight, but aunty nga informs us he's already snoring his head off. :P also, i haveta remember to pray for aunty lai! ahe's busted her back. >< hope she gets well soon!