Sunday Post 353c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 7069 (sweet, I'm not only more than half a normal person today, I'm also over seven grand! XD); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Hard Ground And Tender Mercy and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'More Than You Imagine' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed EIGHT MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, just briefly, continuing today's events?

• I plop online but horrid PIG mum immediately FORCES :( me to start doing my HEP for her. It's a relief when Kim arrives to take me our WOVB birthday concert!
• Kim drove around for awhile, parked somewhere and asked me to ring Cath. I dialled her number, put it on speaker and handed the mobile to Kim. When Mr. Jay answered, Kim gave me this look of like pure terror! I smother a laughter and whisper, "It's Mr. Jay, Kim! Cath's husband! Just say hi!" XD She talks with him; Mr. Jay gives her directions and we found the choir grouped together.
• Turns out the concert doesn't start till like 2pm! Kim and I wheel me to the restaurant where we've decided to buy takeaway from, I pick lunch and then we wheel me back to join everyone before Kim goes to buy lunch for us. Suddenly she comes back and says they don't do takeaway! Huh; after asking Cath what time the concert starts, I hike all the way there and order myself a delicious bacon and egg burger. Kim orders us a bowl of chips to share!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 353b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I just get too excited whenever I get the chance to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 587 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Take It To God In Prayer' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's already eleven but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY MINUTES online when I get home tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until noisy PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs, and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep again since I knew she'd get noisy again one hour later!
• Sure enough, one hour later noisy PIG mum went a-THUMPING upstairs to get changed; that was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen minutes more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Eld's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fullyt against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 353

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 355d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3771. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I just Facebooked. XD
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: Kim's taking me to QOVB's birthday party! Will be tired, though: the only reason I'm allowed to attend's because I've promised to plod 5000 steps. *sigh* Kim says she'll walk with me to buy food and she'll lemme sit back down inside Sparkless3 for the singing.
• She'll see me home and showered before leaving ... when? I dunno! XD
• Fingers crossed dearest dad takes us out for Chinese food for dinner ... I'll wail if we don't get Chinese food though ... XD
• Argh, horrid PIG mum's just come over and tried to gleefully FORCE :( me to do my home program for her and when I protested we decided last Saturday that I got every Saturday off she said she never, LIAR!!  >< But I've told her I'll do it toms so expecting to be pretty buyggered out by toms night, what with already having to plod 5000 steps ... argh, hope she'll gimme some Neurofen tonight. That's quite spoiled my evening; if I'm not asleep by 400 I'm singing myself to  sleep; SCREW counting!! >< *sigh* But hope everyone has a wonderful day toms~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 355c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3619 (ha, I'm over 3.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's  'Find Shelter!' Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Wait, what the heck happened to the previous post?? >< Anyways, I showered, had lunch, went out walkies @ Garbo with the parents and watched the 6pm news bulletin for the 59TH time.
• When dad woke up, came downstairs, reheated dinner and summoned me, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet, dad lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get for dinner; April has been satisfied ELEVEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, two lil pieces of pork, one tiny piece of chicken and another small slice of silver perch.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 355b

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Saturday Post 355

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 935 steps (so fairly certain I'll have cracked 1000 before the night's out XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Your Identity Determines Your Inheritance'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

   

• At 6:20am, PIG mum starts her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; I quickly fall back asleep coz I know she'll get noisy again one hour later. 

• Sure enough, one hour later PIG mum goes a-THUMPING upstairs and gets changed for her half day's work. That's my wake up call to use the pot :P again before 

  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After dearest dad retucks me back into bed and says he'll cook me some lunch, I happily snore, waking twice more for the pot :P before Hannah announces her arrival ten minutes early. She knows the routine: knock, push open the door, say good morning and ask fiftewn more minutes? Mum Pig nods @ her and she withdraws. XD

• After I've counted down my fifteen more minutes, I announce to Hannah that I'm hungry and swing myself over to the pot :P once more. Hannah immediately appears; after I've returned to bed she empties the pot :P for me and then gets me kitted, before I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Hannah who squirts - bbl, coz I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^!