Tuesday Post 513c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3711 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'No One Cares As Jesus Cares'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Once I'd   used up the most important two hours of my day, I used the loo for one tinkle then sat down to eat the morning tea PIG mum had kindly left me (one tasty cracker, one mouthful of gloopy passionfruit and one huge mug of   green tea) before hitting pigland upstairs and happily read The Daily Telegraph for another hour.
• Used the loo for one tinkle, returned online and happily watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 204TH time. All the things I like reading are in the previous post.
•   When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner @ 7:28pm, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight:  rice, lotsa lettuce, lotsa soup   carrot, lotsa soup potato, two tasteless slices of soup beef and one slice of delicious chicken. Dad also gave me one little cube of cheese; when I asked didn't PIG mum say I could have one after I finished dinner dad replied I'll give you another afterwards.
• Dinner was spooned down with one   bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When I  remembered that dad had promised me  another  little block of cheese after dinner, I  called out to  PIG mum, who   asked dad was  that true? Dad said I already gave  you one! Lol, I can't be bothered pushing him for another  one;  after all, it's THEIR anniversary   present that I'm  eating. XD
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm following one last loo   trip  with my final, final plodding  total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's  happening  toms  else wishing everyone a smashing Wednesday ahead!
  
  Cheers,
  E
  m. 
  ^^