Saturday Post 329b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ only 850, I'll just note down final, final events for Saturday?

• Precisely two hours after I logged online I'd signed outta everything, used the loo for one more tinkle and then sat down to read for forty more minutes, because it's only Saturdays I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~
• Actually, I finished The Long March book @ 4:40! It took another ten minutes for me to finish reading the afterword and then I immediately moved onto the novel Dani sent me! I've oly read like thirteen pages and it's rather depressing thus far … how come nbody attended a seven year old kid's birthday party? :(
• One more loo trip for me before I returned online.
• Gonna try this right handed touch typing thing Tiffany told me about now! Hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 329

Good afternoon! Firstly, like yesterday, I'm logging my plodding total @ 850 coz it's highly doubtful I'm going out today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Has Your Spouse Been Unfaithful?' Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 27TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Originally I was rather pissed my idiot bladder nudged me awake slightly after 12:05am but then I suddenly remembered that the clock was about ten minutes fast meaning the new day hadn't arrived yet! Meaning I'd used the pot :P very quickly once and was back in bed before Saturday started. XD
• At 3:08pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:42. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• When nature called @ 6:05am I used the pot :P for one tinkle before spending the ten minutes till 6:15am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me not waking again for the pot :P until PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs @ 7:20am! After another pot :P trip, 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Now @ 3:39pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:09. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD But just briefly, coz I've only got about twenty minutes left: 
• Besta came to help me up @ 10am. Thanks to her who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed her other break this week~ Then I drank one mug of water and did a stinky unspeakable.
• While and after enjoying breakfast, I read for eighty-five minutes first up, reaching pg. 575 @ 10:50am and finishing pg. 600 @ 11:42.
• Now @ 3:59 I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:02. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• I used the loo for one tinkle @ midday, Besta made me another mug of white tea with two sugars and then I happily read until just after 12:30pm.
• Then I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 13% but leaned happily against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Besta.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Besta who helped me dry my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Besta who helped me cream my back and Era) and had another tinkle. Suddenly, PIG mum arrives home super-early! When Besta rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one last one when she's drying my glasses for me.
• Back outside, I take advantage of the fact that PIG mum's not around (either upstairs/outside) to skoot my chair and get myself a spoon for dinner. XD
• Lunch is one bg bowl of Besta's yummy fried rice and my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• At 1:55pm, I use the loo once more for two tinkles.
• Once my most important two hours of the day are up, I visit the bathroom once more then read for another forty minutes; it's only Saturdays I can spend a blessed three hours reading!
• Toms: online church service again …
• Fingers crossed dad'll take us out to Maccas for lunch ... the last time I went out was Thursday ... 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 322e

One final greeting and good evening for tonight! Since I've already logged in my final, final plodding total for today @ only 850 and the spam count fr the week's not changed since this morning, I'll just note down final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, correction: I did another stinky unspeakable.
• Toms: expect another pissy plodding total from me (850 again), coz I doubt I'm going out. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm since Kim doesn't come 4-6pm anymore.
• Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars and fingers crossed I can read for three hours; I only ever get that chance on Saturdays!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! Yeah, as long as PIG mum keeps getting Tiff over to give Ela an OT session, I'll keep managing five posts every Friday. XD 

Friday Post 322d

Good evening again! Since I've already recorded today's plodding total @ only 850, I'll just note down that Joni's devotional topic's 'Brooke Schrader' and continue with tonight's events?

• Lol, PIG mum came back with the takeaway she'd bought then realised she forgot to order mine without nuts! Hence she set off trying to pick out all the nuts, before reminding me to be very careful when I ate. She then left for grocery shopping, coz now you're only allowed two people per house bar family!
• When Annie arrived, she Facebook messaged me and I immediately went to the front door to let her in. After quickly using the loo for one tinkle, we sat down to eat lunch and catchup! 
• Good timing: PIG mum rang just when Annie was getting ready to leave. I walked her to the front door, used the lo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• PIG mum arrived home soon after; thanks to her who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm. Me, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 14% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Kim.
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) and mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly andsafely back out to the gobbling :P table, always 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Arvo tea was two juicy little pears and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was getting to read for one hour; I've nearly finished the book! As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom she sat to very gently and very sporadically (she'd brush Ela twice/three times and then stop, instead poking @ her smartphone; I started jerking Ela every time I finished a paragraph and she'd start again XD) massaged Ela for slightly under one hour.
• At 5:55pm I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Won't see Kim for one fortnight now; she's taking her annual leave!
• When the parents called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon Annie kindly passed me before lunch for dinner; it's been a perfect start to April thus far! :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cabbage, one huge chunk of carrot and like three little dots of mince.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which PIG mum ordered I stay seated and chat with dearest dad till 8pm.
• Come 8pm, I took my bowl over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final spam count for the week, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Saturday, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 322c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ only 850; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'What Comes Next?' and thirdly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now twenty-eight. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Now @ 6:17pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:47. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz earlier this arvo I already played one memorable game lasting 7:01!
• She comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out to the gobbling :P table when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is the yummy coconut custard bun (it's just vanilla custard with coconut shavings on top), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast,  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Tiffany came to give Ela a session of OT. She also told me about one handed touch-typing; think I'll try that soon! Currently, with one hand I type only around 30WPM ... pathetic, I know. >< *sigh*
• PIG mum went to pickup our takeaway lunch then left to buy groceries from Woolies.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 322c

Good afternoon! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ only 850 since I'm not leaving the house today, just continuing today's events?

• Woo hoo, 26TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature did call when the noisy garbage truck GROANED coming down (I'm presuming) Alan Crescent; Erf asked my bladder, "May you lemme sleep once more? I'm not fully awake yet ..." Bladder says alright, I immediately fall back asleep again and twenty minutes later when the noisy garbage truck THUNDERS down Yvonne Rd. tipping rubbish bins I obediently use the pot :P then, before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• After that, Shirley and I cuddle and we have a MASSIVE snore, because I don't wake again for the pot :P until dearest dad considerately walks silently down the hallway to unpop the latch leading into the garage!
• Once dad kisses me bye and retucks Shirley and me back into bed before leaving for his hard day's work, we cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs.
• PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 322b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, I'm logging in my plodding total for today @ only 850 coz I'm not going out; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Read The Fine Print' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's twenty-five but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and SEVENTEEN MINUTES online after Annie leaves this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 12:22, I lasted 6:12. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^