Saturday Post 329

Good afternoon! Firstly, like yesterday, I'm logging my plodding total @ 850 coz it's highly doubtful I'm going out today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Has Your Spouse Been Unfaithful?' Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 27TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Originally I was rather pissed my idiot bladder nudged me awake slightly after 12:05am but then I suddenly remembered that the clock was about ten minutes fast meaning the new day hadn't arrived yet! Meaning I'd used the pot :P very quickly once and was back in bed before Saturday started. XD
• At 3:08pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:42. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• When nature called @ 6:05am I used the pot :P for one tinkle before spending the ten minutes till 6:15am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me not waking again for the pot :P until PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs @ 7:20am! After another pot :P trip, 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Now @ 3:39pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:09. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD But just briefly, coz I've only got about twenty minutes left: 
• Besta came to help me up @ 10am. Thanks to her who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed her other break this week~ Then I drank one mug of water and did a stinky unspeakable.
• While and after enjoying breakfast, I read for eighty-five minutes first up, reaching pg. 575 @ 10:50am and finishing pg. 600 @ 11:42.
• Now @ 3:59 I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:02. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• I used the loo for one tinkle @ midday, Besta made me another mug of white tea with two sugars and then I happily read until just after 12:30pm.
• Then I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 13% but leaned happily against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Besta.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Besta who helped me dry my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Besta who helped me cream my back and Era) and had another tinkle. Suddenly, PIG mum arrives home super-early! When Besta rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one last one when she's drying my glasses for me.
• Back outside, I take advantage of the fact that PIG mum's not around (either upstairs/outside) to skoot my chair and get myself a spoon for dinner. XD
• Lunch is one bg bowl of Besta's yummy fried rice and my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• At 1:55pm, I use the loo once more for two tinkles.
• Once my most important two hours of the day are up, I visit the bathroom once more then read for another forty minutes; it's only Saturdays I can spend a blessed three hours reading!
• Toms: online church service again …
• Fingers crossed dad'll take us out to Maccas for lunch ... the last time I went out was Thursday ... 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^