Sunday Post 330d

Good afternoon again! Gonna login my plodding total for Sunday @ 1800. Righteo, continuing events for Sunday?

• Obviously, I'm not THAT lucky; the moment PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland she immediately booted me offline and I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod the ten laps along the hallway that Monique set for me.
• Afterwards, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela feed me one yummy pear, but I didn't really mind coz I was seated and could fully concentrate.
• Pear and tea finished, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 13% but just happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling PIG mum back.
• After she dried my back, I did everything else; PIG mum didn't feature again until she helped me with Elf's AFO.
• After lifting the loo lid, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
  
• The parents have gone for a stroll; @ 5:50pm I'll log outta everything, @ 5:55pm I'll visit the loo for one tinkle and then @ 6pm I'm gonna watch Nine's 6pm news! 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing Easter Monday toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^