Saturday Post 330c

Good evening! Firstly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ 1550; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The Easter Spirit' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Curtained Off'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Come 6pm, I tuned into Nine's 6pm news bulletin. Unfortunately, around halfway through the parents returned home and PIG mum immediately ordered me to walk over to the sofa to watch. I refused until the next advertisement break then crashed onto the couch and watched the news with Carnival - the 32ND time I've watched the entire bulletin! The most interesting surname I remembered was 'Yaxley'.
• That done, I had to let PIG mum immediately gleefully FORCE :( me to plod the ten hallway laps Monique prescribed for me.
• Now @ 8:32pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:42. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz the computer randomly went slow this arvo and I've actually played two more memorable games, one lasting more than seven minutes and the other more than thirteen!
• Returning online afterwards, when the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the initiative to skoot my chair over to get before Besta served me lunch; that's the SIXTH time this month I've been exempt from having to get myself cutlery for all three meals! :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa broccolini, some taro and two tiny nibbles of pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup and after taking my bowl to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^