Monday Post 331d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Gonna login Monday's plodding total @ 3032. Ha, I'm just over three grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

-         After using the pot :P for one tinkle I started counting down fifteen more minutes, intending to use Era to bang the door should PIG mum not stir by 9:45am but super-proud of her when she started her daily a-THUMPING around and appeared just after 9:40am! XD

-         PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and helped me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after counting down my last just under five minutes. Then I call her back to please help with Elf’s AFO straps and both laces coz it’s nearly 10am and I’ll feel that I’ve wasted the entire day if I’m back in bed before twelve hours have passed!

-         That done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.

-         After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls bird food XD), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-         Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-         That done, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

-         For lunch, PIG mum made pizza! Didn’t haveta get myself any cutlery, score~

-         Poured myself one mug of tea to wash lunch down with, took my plate over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

-         David arrived fifteen minutes arly to gimme a session of physio: thirty minutes treadmill walking @ 08.km/hr, reaching for both hands, fifty sit-to-stands and Ela squeezing minion fan. Today, Tina arrived two minutes late, saying she’d been looking for her phone charger. XD Personally I’m just annoyed that horrid PIG mum told both David and Tina not to help me put down the toilet seat/take the lid up! Argh, that woman seriously gets a kick outta making my life difficult for me! >< *sigh*

-         Since Tina refused to take the toilet lid up for me, I asked her please just to put the shower chair into position. I sat down and peed there when TQina wasn’t inside the bathroom. XD

-         So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all finished after 10%, since after I called Tina back to gimme some facewash she stayed and kindly kept the showerhead over my back to keep me warm, but I happily leaned against the right side rail and happily watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off.

-         After I’d called Tina back I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when she was washing my glasses for me.
Cheers,
Em. ^^