Sunday Post 331f

Good evening again! Have already logged in Sunday's plodding total @ 1730 so just continuing tonight's events?

• The parents came home while I was watching the news with Carnival. PIG mum headed upstairs immediately (presumably to take her long-delayed afternoon nap XD) while dad whipped up dinner for us.
• After the news finished I used the loo for one more tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When I was summoned for dinner I used the loo for one tinkle before walking myself  slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Phew, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the initiative to skoot my chair over to get before walking over to watch the news, meaning I've still been exempt from having to get myself cutlery for *all* three meals in one day this year, yay! 
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce and a little mince. Unsure why the parents demand I open Ela out flat for them whenever I'm chewing but that just means I shovel my mouth totally full before chewing. Means I've gotta hold her out flat for a less amount of time. Trust the parents to bag me out for doing this, though. *sigh*
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final spam count for the week, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^