Friday Post 164

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1158 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling twenty-seven kcal or 370m XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'You Can Approach God With Confidence' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's forty-eight, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED L me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. We listened to 97.3FM all day (actually, PIG mum chucked another cow @ me for not turning the radio on for her; lol, I thought she was always saying that you should do all the things you can yourself and not rely on others!) and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. Anyways, while she drove, I used the time to close both eyes and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.

-Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.

-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me with a Woman’s Day gossip mag from the beginning of this year and returned downstairs to pay Shyla.

-Olly came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk in. Physio today: fifteen minutes tilt table, ten minutes balance master and ten laps walking along the hallway.

-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled me off to Dong Fong/Sunnybank Oriental for lunch! While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for the full fifteen minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.

-Before lunch, unsurprisingly, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way through Coles to buy some bread, milk, tissues and eggs.

-Today, I odered the ‘A’ meal – Yummy chicken drumstick with rice while PIG mum had the ‘B’ meal, Singapore fried noodle. She drank hers with a hot lemon water, me with a cold milk tea.

-‘Twas raining when we left! While PIG mum drove us home, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.

-Back home, one more loo trip for me (needless to say, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) before I plopped online.

-Aunty Lucia should be coming to supervise my shower in like twenty minutes.

-Tonight I’m off to Tony’s for small group! We’re carpooling from Ray’s @ like 7:20pm; Pole says that Tony’s place resembles Kwany’s, in that there’s stairs to hike up. PIG mum told me to ask Pole should I sit this small group session out, but Pole reckons I should be fine.

Toms: Barb’s coming @ 10am coz Rhi’s got uni exams. Most likely, some church aunties will come teach me Canto translation skills.

-Think it’s Annette coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Dunno what’s happening with Firefox this arvo; I’m typing this in Microsoft Word.

Thursday Post 164c

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3222. Another lol: had I walked 1000 less steps today, my final, final plodding total for tonight would've been 2222! XD Oh, and D2's final, final report for Thursday: 3222 steps also equals 1.27km or still seventy-seven kcal. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-At just after 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning physio with Olly. I'm not sure, I think this week's his third.
-Fingers crossed PIG mum will take me to Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong for lunch afterwards; it feels like I haven't been there for awhile!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Tony's place for small group toms night! We're meeting up @ Ray's place around 7:05pm to carpool there.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 164b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3183 (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling seventy-seven kcal or 1.26km XD and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'No Erasers!' Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Alas, I only managed half an episode of Naruto before PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-To stall for time, I went and did a stinky unspeakable first.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the sofa, where I sat and enjoyed Seven's news while she went outside and tended to her vegie patch.
-Alas, all too soon, she came back inside and gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela on like 35+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Cook, had a yummy dinner tonight! The yummy rice, lotsa PIG mum home-grown ironbark lettuce (not that that was yummy, but hey XD), then some of dearest dad's yummy pork and onion.
-Dinner was washed down with one mug of that ginger and lemon Twinings herbal infusion that Kat jie jie had given us (although I was very careful not to fully suck the teabag; the first and last time I tried that, my head nearly EXPLODED! XD
-Afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Thursday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 164

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1280 steps today (which D2 proudly announces also equals twenty-four kcal or 500m exactly XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Choose the People God Has Chosen'. Righteo, events for today?
~ I used the pot :P once last night and once this morning around 6:05am. Before returning to happy snorings with Daddy bear, I spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy Bear and cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work @ 7:45am . once he'd left, PIG mum was instantly poking me with "fifteen more minutes," and when she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst munching the Weetbix, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum sent me to the loo to wait for Yunha. I stayed there for two tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing off my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-After Yunha arrived, I got into her car and waited for PIG mum to tell her all her instructions for the day. Lol, dunno why I thought Yunha was Chinese: she's Korean! XD
-Finally, we were off! While Yunha was driving, I texted Annette and asked her which page number I was up to from the Earth Unaware book by orson Scott Card and Aaron johnston.
-Yay, there was a disabled car park waiting for us. Yunha and I held hands and walked up into the library, where I was very happy to find the Earth Unaware book by orson Scott Card and Aaron johnston waiting for me! So I crashed on this comfy blue sofa and read to my little heart's content till like 10:30am. :o) While I sat and read, Yuhna sat beside me and browsed fashion magazines.
-At 10:30am, Yuhna got Sparkless2 (henceforth from now just called S2) and took me once to the loo.
-Afterwards, we hit Breadtop! Again, what with PIG mum gleefully restricting me to just one bun, I went for the LARGEST one on sale: the ham and cheese burger~
-next stop was Dick Smiths for an Ipad update. Dunno what Yunha was doing while I was tapping away; I just told her to gimme twenty minutes, please.
-When she came back, we went all the way down to browse my favourite store, JayJays. I actually stuck Erf @ some working sales guy and asked did they still sell any smiley laces for one buck; alas, they're not for sale anymore. :o(
-Yuhna then says it's time for lunch! I get my usual (especially coz I won't see it again for another three weeks, owing to the 5th Tuesday this month) while Yuhna got some Chinese takeaway from MK2. She actually shouted me one piece of honey chicken, then said she hadn't enjoyed her food! Lol, obviously she's a fussy eater compared to me; I thought it tasted great! XD
-one more loo trip for me after lunch, then was time to head home. I went and switched off the alarm (as per dad's instructions), went again to the loo then plopped online waiting for Joey to come teach me pilates.
-Ha, I did good today, Joey didn't bash me with her big stick! Although she did bring it along ... *ominous music* XD istead of thrashing me with that big stick, she FRIED me @ least twice! o_O She didn't look like she was wearing any wooly stuff; dunno why she was that electrocuting?
-After Yuhna had seen Joey out, I went for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Yuhna who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Yuhna flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed, had another tinkle. Yuhna rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last one when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-Back outside, Yuhna cleaned the bathroom then prepared to leave. Dad rang @ least twice, checking to make sure that Yuhna had given me everything back (like, the parking permit, the garage door remote, etc.) and telling me to ring him once PIG mum'd arriced home too.
-After Yuhna left, nature suddenly called and I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful Godnear-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-PIG mum arrived safely home soon after that. :o) She was upstairs in pigland, only the phone just rang and woke her, meaning she's immediately ordered me offline. *sigh*
-So fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-late morning UQ physio with Olly.
-Fingers crossed I can grab some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm. Will haveta confess to her that I chewed Era's nails short on Tuesday. XD
-And I'm off to Tony's for small group toms night! We're meeting @ Ray's place to carpool over @ 7:10pm/thereabouts.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Me trying for my naruto fix now. XD

Wednesday Post 164d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @4333. Lol, If i'd somehow managed to plod 1000 less steps today, my final, final plodding total would've been 3333! XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I thought PIG mum was particularly horrible to refuse tonight; her excuse not to was because she was too busy checking out dearest dad's new mobile phone that Uncle Slam had given him! it's a sad day when you realise that your mother considers your father's new mobile phone more important to her than the safety of her only severely disabled child ... ><
-Toms: some new carer called Yunha Li will take me out to Garbo for my fortnightly trip toms morning, because PIG mum's going to work. Joey's coming Thursday arvo to teach me pilates for thirty minutes, then Yunha will supervise my shower before leaving @ 2:30pm, meaning nobody's coming from 4pm till 6pm ... hmm, will try ask dad to take us all out for dinner together toms night, it's worth a try. Toms arvo, though, I'm planning on try e-mailing Amee and asking her could I please resume my usual Thursday 4pm till 9:30pm outing, I'm not a fan of this new system PIG mum's arranged ... it's like, life's all about giving and taking, sure, but how come it's she was does all the taking while I do all the giving? >< And Yunha sounds like some European name, but I bet she's Chinese, coz her surname's Li! Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 164c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4296, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling sth just over eighty-six kcal or sth just over 1.24km. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Sure enough, PIG mum tumbled downstairs right after dearest dad returned home, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on some stupid balloon exercises for 20+ minutes.
-Next, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod four laps side-walking for her.
-Finally, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-One loo trip for me before dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa some green vegetable, one chunk of bitter melon (which was vile, but I ate it anyway coz it's not celery, which is beyond DISGUSTING; gimme celery and I will just pick it back out for you. XD) and three yummy strips od dearest dad's delicious pork and onion.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of thankfully watered-down celery soup (else I wouldn't drink it! XD) before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl just after 9pm after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, my final, final events for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 164b

Heylo again and good evening! (It's prolly not good evening anymore, what with Summer fast approaching, but since the curtains are drawn and I can't see outside from where I'm sitting, yeah, it's evening. XD) Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3924 (D2's new report for Wednesday: 3929 steps also equals something just over seventy-seven kcal or something just over 1.1km XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The Opal'.
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:05pm (she's not likely to come by 4pm anymore because of her school bus run), I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also slowly, softly but most hatefully singing 31% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers. Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-Thanks to PIG mum who bought me some yummy chicken and avocado sushi, and also gave me exactly three drops of soya sauce to enjoy the sushi with! Carol also made me one yummy mug of mint green tea, my usual mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol massaged Ela for thirty minutes while I read Anh's memoirs.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Monday.
-Anyways, I've just heard dearest dad arrive home, so I'm expecting PIG mum to tumble downstairs any second now and boot me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. I'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online, BTW. Just unsure why Blogger won't let you finish a post with >