good afternoon! okies, yesterday i wrote that i was owed TWO HOURS and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online; chrissy should arrive in thirty minutes, meaning i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES tonight. add that to the total i'm already owed, and that leaves a grand total of THREE HOURS and TEN MINUTES online!! hopefully, i can use some of that time toms. anyways, i wanna check my email, so just quickly:
-yummy nesquik cereal for breakfast this morning.
-off to UQ for physio. cone reachy work for ela, also about ten sit-to-stands and some stepping work for erf.
-thanks to jill, a physio from the musculo-skeletal (sp?) clinic, who gave me two easter eggs!! :)
-PIG mum tootled us home and we were stuck for ages on the highway.
-oh, almost forgot. today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day. on the trip to uni, we listened to that dreadful, nasally, out-of-tune wannabe singer andy hui, and for the ride back we listened to westlife's 'where we are'.
-tonight should be fun! aunty a's coming over, and dearest dad's taking us to explore clem7! think we'll have dinner at the nearby shopping mall afterwards.
-toms: easter friday! and even better, combined group UF social!! should be fun~~
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! today, em was hard @ work plodding 1560 steps today.
P.P.S. happy april fools day! i got PIG mum:"umm ... mother, why is there a blue-tongue lizard hanging around near your feet?" she was driving, and SHRIEKED her head off, but thankfully, didn't crash. :P i also got nelson:"hey, is that your wallet there on the floor?" :P
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
wednesday post8
good evening! anyways, last night, i said that i was owed two hours and thirty-five mins online; i dunno why PIG mum has decided that she's forcing me offline @ 10pm ... i came online @ 8:10pm, meaning that toms, i'm owed TWO HOURS and FORTY-FIVE MINUTESLEFT ONLINE!! LOL, ACTUALLY, THAT SHOULD REALLY BE three hours COZ I JUST SPENT MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES YAKKING TO AUNTY MARGARET ON THE PHONE!! argh, shrieking, sorry. >< anyways, today:
-em was hard @ work plodding 3707 steps today.
-when dearest dad tootled off for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison and tucked her thumb gently back inside. bear bear and emperor made an 'ela sandwhich' with her, then i cuddled super ted and snored my head off, K1 keeping watch over us (dearest dad had bent him up this morning when he left for work.
-cruel PIG mum came inside soon after, and maliciously removed my showerchair before she poked me with "ten more mins." i counted that down, then spent the remaining few mins with a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience and perseverance to last through today.
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made me walk to the kitchen, where i made myself a yummy bowl of nesquik cereal for breakfast.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she tootled us off to vedelago for some bell-ringing, listening to the dreadful, out-of-tune, nasally singer, andy hui. :p i just blocked my ears. :P
-i headed straight inside upon arrival. awesome, my once per week safety for sitting in an armchair for thirty minutes! :)
-lesley came inside, stuck things onto my head with mashed potato :P and i started bell-ringing!
-i sang both my favourite song and second-favourite song inside my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-irang 1552 bells today. awesome! lesley said she'd work on my memory today, and for the first time, i remembered exactly how many bells i rung! :D
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED:(first time) me to walk into hungry jacks. a loo trip for me first, then i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum used the loo herself.
-i ate a bacon, sausage and egg wrap, a hash brown and drank a small orange juice. for some reason, the hash browns @ maccas are far superior to the ones you get @ hungry jacks ... wonder why?
-PIG mum tootled us off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session. ><
-but i survived. actually, i tried a new thing today! this balance board thing, it's some circular disc whose edges don't touch the ground, so you just wobble around on it. vincent the physio held onto ela and let era lightly hold his arm, so i survived.
-even better, we traded easter eggs! but, lol, poor man: i was his only patient who loved him enough to get him an easter egg! :P actually, i also grabbed two little ones @ vedelago after i finished bell-ringing. so i'll ask PIG mum for one more tonight, along with my ice-cream.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip of the day.
-aunty wendy arrived and fried me six yummy dumplings for lunch! thanks to her who also poured me a tiny dipping sauce of soya sauce to dunk my dumplings in and also mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik, my second i could hold 'incorrectly'. my first was the half-mug of water she passed me when she first arrived.
-i read my book while aunty wendy went inside my bedroom to make my bed. out she comes with "daniel-chan. "who's this?" she asks. so i introduce my new bolster to her.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo and got me changed before she walked me to the car and kindly helped me buckle my seatbelt.
-off PIG mum tootled us off to arvo tea with mr. hall and perky! :D
-she gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into the upper mount gravatt coffee club. but i got to sit in an armchair - yeah, more blessed complete safety. :)
-i drank a yummy choc shake and shared a scrumptious eggs benedict with PIG mum who drank some kinda herbal tea. perky got herself a tea and a slice of shortbread, while mr. hall just made do with a coke and some plain bread.
and we just yakked away. thanks to PIG mum who, for the most part, left me undissed. perky said that she was a lil older than mr. hall, would love to get back into contact with eri and that mr. perkins does neuro feedback like me! her grandson's eight months old, i think, and she's expecting a second come july! she laughed when i told her our nickname for her was 'perky', laughed even more when i told mr. hall i wouldn't tell mr. hall his nickname for fear of my own life and said her best nickname came from another student who used to call her the 'perkinator'. :P
-much thanks to mr. hall and mrs. perkins who shouted us! we also made another date to go out ... next thursday, i think? to the mount gravatt lookout and have drinks @ the cafe there.
-so PIG mum tootled us home, where karen was already waiting.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had a tinkle just before karen flipped the lovely hot water off, dried and got creamed, had another tinkle, got rekitted and had one last tinkle when karen jammed on era's shoe.
-arvo tea was just a mug of yummy rice green tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my second and official cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-karen gave ela a massage. and she got me an easter present! not a chocolate easter bunny, but this really cool alarm clock with my name on it!!it's an awesome old-style alarm clock, which has two hammers pounding the bells for a ringing sound.
-actually, karen rocked off around 6:05 coz she asked me to teach her how to play sudoku first. after she'd gone, i finished the second one and read some more of the book perky recommended me while PIG mum went plodding on the treadmill first.
-thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly, of course. i went an did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa broccoli, some chicken, and a yummy wee chunk of egg and ham. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-0then, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to plod twenty-three minutes on the bloody treadmill. usually, it's twenty-five, but dad offered to reduce that time by two minutes if i could make erf fall lightly. so i tried my best.
-argh, it took two attempts to get off the bloody treadmill according to demanding PIG mum's wishes.
-but i tootled online, finally.
-toms: physio @ UQ. hopefully, PIG mum'll take me out to naz for a kebab toms! chrissy's coming in the arvo (hopefully not too late! :P) and i think dearest dad said sth about inviting aunty a to explore the clem7 tunnel together while it's still toll-free? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight. usually, i'd check, but i've only got roughly thirty minutes left online, and i'd rather cjeck my email and get my facebook fix.
-em was hard @ work plodding 3707 steps today.
-when dearest dad tootled off for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison and tucked her thumb gently back inside. bear bear and emperor made an 'ela sandwhich' with her, then i cuddled super ted and snored my head off, K1 keeping watch over us (dearest dad had bent him up this morning when he left for work.
-cruel PIG mum came inside soon after, and maliciously removed my showerchair before she poked me with "ten more mins." i counted that down, then spent the remaining few mins with a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience and perseverance to last through today.
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made me walk to the kitchen, where i made myself a yummy bowl of nesquik cereal for breakfast.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she tootled us off to vedelago for some bell-ringing, listening to the dreadful, out-of-tune, nasally singer, andy hui. :p i just blocked my ears. :P
-i headed straight inside upon arrival. awesome, my once per week safety for sitting in an armchair for thirty minutes! :)
-lesley came inside, stuck things onto my head with mashed potato :P and i started bell-ringing!
-i sang both my favourite song and second-favourite song inside my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-irang 1552 bells today. awesome! lesley said she'd work on my memory today, and for the first time, i remembered exactly how many bells i rung! :D
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED:(first time) me to walk into hungry jacks. a loo trip for me first, then i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum used the loo herself.
-i ate a bacon, sausage and egg wrap, a hash brown and drank a small orange juice. for some reason, the hash browns @ maccas are far superior to the ones you get @ hungry jacks ... wonder why?
-PIG mum tootled us off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session. ><
-but i survived. actually, i tried a new thing today! this balance board thing, it's some circular disc whose edges don't touch the ground, so you just wobble around on it. vincent the physio held onto ela and let era lightly hold his arm, so i survived.
-even better, we traded easter eggs! but, lol, poor man: i was his only patient who loved him enough to get him an easter egg! :P actually, i also grabbed two little ones @ vedelago after i finished bell-ringing. so i'll ask PIG mum for one more tonight, along with my ice-cream.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip of the day.
-aunty wendy arrived and fried me six yummy dumplings for lunch! thanks to her who also poured me a tiny dipping sauce of soya sauce to dunk my dumplings in and also mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik, my second i could hold 'incorrectly'. my first was the half-mug of water she passed me when she first arrived.
-i read my book while aunty wendy went inside my bedroom to make my bed. out she comes with "daniel-chan. "who's this?" she asks. so i introduce my new bolster to her.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo and got me changed before she walked me to the car and kindly helped me buckle my seatbelt.
-off PIG mum tootled us off to arvo tea with mr. hall and perky! :D
-she gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into the upper mount gravatt coffee club. but i got to sit in an armchair - yeah, more blessed complete safety. :)
-i drank a yummy choc shake and shared a scrumptious eggs benedict with PIG mum who drank some kinda herbal tea. perky got herself a tea and a slice of shortbread, while mr. hall just made do with a coke and some plain bread.
and we just yakked away. thanks to PIG mum who, for the most part, left me undissed. perky said that she was a lil older than mr. hall, would love to get back into contact with eri and that mr. perkins does neuro feedback like me! her grandson's eight months old, i think, and she's expecting a second come july! she laughed when i told her our nickname for her was 'perky', laughed even more when i told mr. hall i wouldn't tell mr. hall his nickname for fear of my own life and said her best nickname came from another student who used to call her the 'perkinator'. :P
-much thanks to mr. hall and mrs. perkins who shouted us! we also made another date to go out ... next thursday, i think? to the mount gravatt lookout and have drinks @ the cafe there.
-so PIG mum tootled us home, where karen was already waiting.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had a tinkle just before karen flipped the lovely hot water off, dried and got creamed, had another tinkle, got rekitted and had one last tinkle when karen jammed on era's shoe.
-arvo tea was just a mug of yummy rice green tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my second and official cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-karen gave ela a massage. and she got me an easter present! not a chocolate easter bunny, but this really cool alarm clock with my name on it!!it's an awesome old-style alarm clock, which has two hammers pounding the bells for a ringing sound.
-actually, karen rocked off around 6:05 coz she asked me to teach her how to play sudoku first. after she'd gone, i finished the second one and read some more of the book perky recommended me while PIG mum went plodding on the treadmill first.
-thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly, of course. i went an did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa broccoli, some chicken, and a yummy wee chunk of egg and ham. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-0then, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to plod twenty-three minutes on the bloody treadmill. usually, it's twenty-five, but dad offered to reduce that time by two minutes if i could make erf fall lightly. so i tried my best.
-argh, it took two attempts to get off the bloody treadmill according to demanding PIG mum's wishes.
-but i tootled online, finally.
-toms: physio @ UQ. hopefully, PIG mum'll take me out to naz for a kebab toms! chrissy's coming in the arvo (hopefully not too late! :P) and i think dearest dad said sth about inviting aunty a to explore the clem7 tunnel together while it's still toll-free? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight. usually, i'd check, but i've only got roughly thirty minutes left online, and i'd rather cjeck my email and get my facebook fix.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
tuesday post4b
good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 3915. anyways, i know that earlier, i'd typed that i was owed ONE hour and FIFTEEN minutes online; mean PIG mum has declared that's she's forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pm. fine, coz i've got an early appointment toms to ring the bells, but it'll just mean that toms, i'm owed TWO hours and THIRTY-FIVE minutes online!! anyways, events after my last post?
-karen came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before she flipped the really hot water off, then dried myself while she was dreying the floor, got creamed and rekitted. i had one last tinkle when karen was tying erf's shoelaces then headed oput to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i made myself a cuppa, white and two, the official cup i could hold 'incorrectly'. i also ate a yummy sausage bun.
-karen and i yakked away. turns out she's coming toms, too!
-karen gave ela a massage before she left. i also taught her how to play sudoku!
-after she left, i started to read the novel perky :P recommended me, then remembered my promise to uncle colbert to do one each day and switched to tackling one. wow, i'm very outta practice! i remember i used to do the one i got from the paper each day; doing one again, turns out i've become mega-slow! >, well, hopefully doing one everyday will help me speed up somewhat.
-PIG mum came downstairs and claimed to plod her twenty-five minutes first. i believe her, coz i keep count. :P
-but when it was my turn, i got a tummyache. >< so thanks to PIG mum who handed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and took me to the loo.
-out plopped a messy, stinky unspeakable. >< back luckily the horrid tummyache vanished afterwards. i wiped myself, PIG mum came back to force me to pull my daks back up, then made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made me walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa yummy broccoli and a few small chunks of chicken. no thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer desk, and is now having a shower upstairs. i believe her when she tells me that she remembers to turn the water off every time when she soaps herself, but i just wonder: when winter hits, can i PLEASE keep the water on? coz i'm a cold frog and i HATE freezing! >< luckily, the new bathroom shane rolfe will build for me has a heat light, i think. :)
-toms: off to ring the bells @ 9am! hopefully we can grab morning tea @ maccas afterwards, then it's another torture session for me @ vincent the physios. >< reckon i've got any luck of persuading him not to show his face on easter saturday? oh yeah, and gotta remember to give him and kat jie jie an easter egg too! i think aunty wendy might come at 11am, but i'm very looking forward to the arvo! PIG mum and i will be meeting mr. hall and perky. :p i think we're meeting them @ some coffee club for arvo tea, then karen's back in the arvo.
-anyways, apologies for any mistakes tonight; i've no time to check coz i wanna quickly see my e-mail and get my facebook fix. :P hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-karen came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before she flipped the really hot water off, then dried myself while she was dreying the floor, got creamed and rekitted. i had one last tinkle when karen was tying erf's shoelaces then headed oput to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i made myself a cuppa, white and two, the official cup i could hold 'incorrectly'. i also ate a yummy sausage bun.
-karen and i yakked away. turns out she's coming toms, too!
-karen gave ela a massage before she left. i also taught her how to play sudoku!
-after she left, i started to read the novel perky :P recommended me, then remembered my promise to uncle colbert to do one each day and switched to tackling one. wow, i'm very outta practice! i remember i used to do the one i got from the paper each day; doing one again, turns out i've become mega-slow! >, well, hopefully doing one everyday will help me speed up somewhat.
-PIG mum came downstairs and claimed to plod her twenty-five minutes first. i believe her, coz i keep count. :P
-but when it was my turn, i got a tummyache. >< so thanks to PIG mum who handed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and took me to the loo.
-out plopped a messy, stinky unspeakable. >< back luckily the horrid tummyache vanished afterwards. i wiped myself, PIG mum came back to force me to pull my daks back up, then made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made me walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa yummy broccoli and a few small chunks of chicken. no thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer desk, and is now having a shower upstairs. i believe her when she tells me that she remembers to turn the water off every time when she soaps herself, but i just wonder: when winter hits, can i PLEASE keep the water on? coz i'm a cold frog and i HATE freezing! >< luckily, the new bathroom shane rolfe will build for me has a heat light, i think. :)
-toms: off to ring the bells @ 9am! hopefully we can grab morning tea @ maccas afterwards, then it's another torture session for me @ vincent the physios. >< reckon i've got any luck of persuading him not to show his face on easter saturday? oh yeah, and gotta remember to give him and kat jie jie an easter egg too! i think aunty wendy might come at 11am, but i'm very looking forward to the arvo! PIG mum and i will be meeting mr. hall and perky. :p i think we're meeting them @ some coffee club for arvo tea, then karen's back in the arvo.
-anyways, apologies for any mistakes tonight; i've no time to check coz i wanna quickly see my e-mail and get my facebook fix. :P hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, March 29, 2010
tuesday post4
good afternoon! firstly, after karen leaves tonight, i've still got at least ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES left online, and secondly, just in case, em was hard at work plodding 1890 steps. anyways, today's events?
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p once last night without falling to her death. o_O :P
-i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more @ like 7:30am. back in bed, coz the sun had already risen, i freed poor ela from her prison. she tucked her poor thumb back inside for some more sleep, bear bear and emperor made an 'ela sandwhich' :P with her, then i cuddled super ted and snored my head off :P awaking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:50am. he also bent up K1, so i'll definitely remember to bend him back down tonight so he can get a good night's sleep, too. :p
-PIG mum dug me up some time later. i swung myself over to use the pot :p again, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so absolutely ZERO thanks to mean PIG mum, who instead of rolling me into the bathroom, found she'd find far greater pleasure in getting me all kitted before making me walk to the bathroom, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back to force me to pull up my trousers. she then made me walk over to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry both hands, and made me walk out to the kitchen.
-but poor em's suffering wasn't finished yet; PIG mum made me get my own breakfast. i got four ladlefuls of the nesquik cereal; PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to hold the milk carton while era had to de-lid the milk 'correctly'. but, finally seated, i could enjoy my yummy cereal. (and honk my stupid leaky nose! >< :P)
time to head off, PIG mum made me walk out to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor me to do all day><) and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to your :P turn for physio. she made me walk inside, then went to repark the car while i had a chat to cara and browsed a woman's day gossip mag.
-linelle finally arrived, and my session started. mainly standing and weightshifting work today; i got to sit and have a break every three minutes. instead of letting me wear my AFO, linelle just rolled a tight bandage around elf (like how you'd treat sprained ankles) which somehow stopped elf from rolling out too much.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left. i managed to get my daks down and sat down before PIG mum caught on, but when she did she immediately forced poor ela to hold onto the rail for both during and after my tinkle.
-i went to wash and dry both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way back out to the car, and tootled us home, again ignoring all my polite requests to be allowed to go out to sunnybank oriental/dong fong for lunch. :( maybe thursday, then. i'll try again.
-so back home, she made us each a yummy tuna in tomato and onion toasted sandwhich, cut into two rectangles. i drank a plain mug of milk 'incorrectly'; PIG mum was too busy watching ronan keating's DVD to take notice of me.
-ding dong! mariana came around ten mins late, and after having a yak with us, took me out to toscani's @ garbo!
-she got herself a mocha(sp?) while i got myself a white hot chocolate. yummy~ especially the four white marshmallows(sp?) that came with the drink!
-so we yakked away. mariana told me she gets up @ 5am thrice weekly for some sort of extreme sport like white-water rafting. i shared with her some of my experiences in hong kong; also short stories of what i might share with all the other toastmasters when i finally do my icebreaker.
-much thanks to mariana who shouted me! there are also some very yummy-sounding cakes on their menu; i'll see if i can try a slice next time i come! and i think they're opened seven days a week, from 10am till midnight.
-mariana tootled us back home. PIG mum met us @ the door, made me walk back to the computer table.
-anyways, karen should arrive in like *checks computer clock* three minutes! 'twas supposed to be evelyn, but her car's broken down, or her house got broken into. one or the other, anyway. so i'll try to come back on tonight with my final plodding total for today and the rest of tuesday's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p once last night without falling to her death. o_O :P
-i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more @ like 7:30am. back in bed, coz the sun had already risen, i freed poor ela from her prison. she tucked her poor thumb back inside for some more sleep, bear bear and emperor made an 'ela sandwhich' :P with her, then i cuddled super ted and snored my head off :P awaking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:50am. he also bent up K1, so i'll definitely remember to bend him back down tonight so he can get a good night's sleep, too. :p
-PIG mum dug me up some time later. i swung myself over to use the pot :p again, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so absolutely ZERO thanks to mean PIG mum, who instead of rolling me into the bathroom, found she'd find far greater pleasure in getting me all kitted before making me walk to the bathroom, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back to force me to pull up my trousers. she then made me walk over to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry both hands, and made me walk out to the kitchen.
-but poor em's suffering wasn't finished yet; PIG mum made me get my own breakfast. i got four ladlefuls of the nesquik cereal; PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to hold the milk carton while era had to de-lid the milk 'correctly'. but, finally seated, i could enjoy my yummy cereal. (and honk my stupid leaky nose! >< :P)
time to head off, PIG mum made me walk out to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor me to do all day><) and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to your :P turn for physio. she made me walk inside, then went to repark the car while i had a chat to cara and browsed a woman's day gossip mag.
-linelle finally arrived, and my session started. mainly standing and weightshifting work today; i got to sit and have a break every three minutes. instead of letting me wear my AFO, linelle just rolled a tight bandage around elf (like how you'd treat sprained ankles) which somehow stopped elf from rolling out too much.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left. i managed to get my daks down and sat down before PIG mum caught on, but when she did she immediately forced poor ela to hold onto the rail for both during and after my tinkle.
-i went to wash and dry both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way back out to the car, and tootled us home, again ignoring all my polite requests to be allowed to go out to sunnybank oriental/dong fong for lunch. :( maybe thursday, then. i'll try again.
-so back home, she made us each a yummy tuna in tomato and onion toasted sandwhich, cut into two rectangles. i drank a plain mug of milk 'incorrectly'; PIG mum was too busy watching ronan keating's DVD to take notice of me.
-ding dong! mariana came around ten mins late, and after having a yak with us, took me out to toscani's @ garbo!
-she got herself a mocha(sp?) while i got myself a white hot chocolate. yummy~ especially the four white marshmallows(sp?) that came with the drink!
-so we yakked away. mariana told me she gets up @ 5am thrice weekly for some sort of extreme sport like white-water rafting. i shared with her some of my experiences in hong kong; also short stories of what i might share with all the other toastmasters when i finally do my icebreaker.
-much thanks to mariana who shouted me! there are also some very yummy-sounding cakes on their menu; i'll see if i can try a slice next time i come! and i think they're opened seven days a week, from 10am till midnight.
-mariana tootled us back home. PIG mum met us @ the door, made me walk back to the computer table.
-anyways, karen should arrive in like *checks computer clock* three minutes! 'twas supposed to be evelyn, but her car's broken down, or her house got broken into. one or the other, anyway. so i'll try to come back on tonight with my final plodding total for today and the rest of tuesday's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 6
good evening! anyways, i'll try my hardest to stay online till 10:10pm tonight, coz PIG mum said she'd gimme an extra ten minutes tonight. lol, i've forgotten why, but any extra time is appreciated! :P and, after halving my pedometer total (yup, the silly thing loves me dearly - it gave me 400+ steps last night! :P - i'm gonna log in that i was hard at work plodding 4941 steps today. anyways, what'd i do today?
i swung myself over to use the pot :P somewhere around 7:20am. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, bear bear and emperor made an 'ela' sandwhich with her :P then i cuddled all my teddies and snored my head off with them, awaking briefly to kiss goodbye to dearest dad.
-when PIG mum dug me up some time later, i bent K1 up and swung myself over to use the pot :p once more. only i felt like i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so zero thanks to PIG mum, who, instead of wheeling me to the loo, got me kitted and made me walk there, of course also making me dak myself. then, thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back, forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i ate a yummy sausage bun and drank a mug of warm milo 'correctly'.
-time for physio. PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she made poor em buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day. my favourite song is 'the little drummer boy', while PIG mum prefers 'caledonia'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo upon arrival. i took a seat in the waiting room; dunno why she refused to pass me a gossip mag. oh well. so she flounced off to pay, while i just sat until nelson came to get me, walkbelt at the ready.
-about ten sit-to-stands, lotsa cone work for ela (and also her gripping a can of dried pureed(sp?) (it's pronounced 'pure-rayed') tomatoes and i tried this 'balance machine' thing. nelson and ann helped me stand and sit three times, and from that, the machine detected that i stood favouring my right to my left, about 60% vs. 40%.
-nelson walked me back down - i'm his last patient for the day! too bad PIG mum was horrid and shoed him away before i had a chance to ask him if he could please help me buckle my seatbelt. :(
-PIG mum tootled us off to the buranda shopping centre. she gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk to sushi1, where i had some japanese egg and chicken fried rice ('twas yummy - lotsa MSG :P) and PIG mum had curry chicken with rice. we traded bites, and each of us also drank a 400 mL apple and sth juice. i think mine was apple and mango, and PIG mum's was apple and guava?
-PIG mum made me walk over to the buranda medical centre. i went to the loo once first, before i sat in an armchair (yay, blessed, complete safety:) and browsed a who gossip mag until dr. lin summoned me in.
-so i became a pincushion. ouch. >< :P
-but dr. lin was awesome! i received my first easter bunny!! yay, thanks, dr. lin! :)
-PIG mum made me walk back out and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip of the night.
-dunno why PIG mum wouldn't allow me to pop online when we got home, the big meaniepoo. :( sth about me causing a fuss at the medical centre? argh, i honestly dunno. so i sat and read the book perky :P recommended me until karen arrived.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had a tinkle before karen flipped off the water, dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had a last tinkle as she was jamming in erf's shoe. actually, i can put these shoes on myself! they just have a strap, no laces.
-for arvo tea, i made myself a cuppa (white and two) and ate my fried chicken sushi roll that PIG mum kindly bought me when we were having lunch @ sushi1. my cuppa was the one cup i could hold 'incorrectly' for today.
-lol, karen couldn't find the brushes 'til PIG mum came downstairs and showed them where they were! :P then she gave ela a massage, before taking me to the loo once more, before flicking the TV on for me and rocking off. did she say she'd return on wednesday? sth like that, anyways.
-but PIG mum made me walk over to the treadmill and made poor em to plod there for twenty-five minutes! >< and it took two attempts before she was satisfied with how i sat down on the sofa.
-but i got my toasted feet :P as PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty-five mins on the treadmill.
-after PIG mum got my footwear back on, she made poor em do 10+ mins of exercises for elf, before making me walk over to the 'footstool' thing :P and forcing me on a further 20+ mins of arm exercises.
-lol, i was actually saved by uncle colbert and melody! they came to gimme belated bday pressies! i received this adorable mug, and a book of easy sudoku; even better, uncle colbert promises a reward when i finish the book! so starting toms, i'll try for one per day.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before dinner. no guesses as to who made who do everything.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa broccoli (i've missed that! i haven't eaten that for ages!) some chicken, tomato, and one wee slice of ham and egg. of course, mean PIG mum made poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer table, and i tootled online.
-toms: umm ... physio @ your :P turn? not really sure ... think the builder guy from home mods is coming over? hopefully we can go to naz for a kebab, and in the arvo, mariana's taking me out! then evelyn's coming in the arvo - hope she remembers to bring me one slice of some yummy cheesecake! she said she would, as a belated bday present for me. finally, mariana's taking me out in the arvo - before evelyn arrives, actually. we're just going for a coffee, i think. anyways, i'm just going to check my post VERY carefully; see, PIG mum has warned that if she reads my blog and finds anything 'inappropiate', she take away all my precious internet time! >< then check my email and get my facebook fix. if i've any time left afterwards, i'll head over for a news article or two. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 0 errors in my post tonight. but i did change three 'gleefully forced's to just 'made'. :p
i swung myself over to use the pot :P somewhere around 7:20am. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, bear bear and emperor made an 'ela' sandwhich with her :P then i cuddled all my teddies and snored my head off with them, awaking briefly to kiss goodbye to dearest dad.
-when PIG mum dug me up some time later, i bent K1 up and swung myself over to use the pot :p once more. only i felt like i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so zero thanks to PIG mum, who, instead of wheeling me to the loo, got me kitted and made me walk there, of course also making me dak myself. then, thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back, forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i ate a yummy sausage bun and drank a mug of warm milo 'correctly'.
-time for physio. PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she made poor em buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day. my favourite song is 'the little drummer boy', while PIG mum prefers 'caledonia'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo upon arrival. i took a seat in the waiting room; dunno why she refused to pass me a gossip mag. oh well. so she flounced off to pay, while i just sat until nelson came to get me, walkbelt at the ready.
-about ten sit-to-stands, lotsa cone work for ela (and also her gripping a can of dried pureed(sp?) (it's pronounced 'pure-rayed') tomatoes and i tried this 'balance machine' thing. nelson and ann helped me stand and sit three times, and from that, the machine detected that i stood favouring my right to my left, about 60% vs. 40%.
-nelson walked me back down - i'm his last patient for the day! too bad PIG mum was horrid and shoed him away before i had a chance to ask him if he could please help me buckle my seatbelt. :(
-PIG mum tootled us off to the buranda shopping centre. she gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk to sushi1, where i had some japanese egg and chicken fried rice ('twas yummy - lotsa MSG :P) and PIG mum had curry chicken with rice. we traded bites, and each of us also drank a 400 mL apple and sth juice. i think mine was apple and mango, and PIG mum's was apple and guava?
-PIG mum made me walk over to the buranda medical centre. i went to the loo once first, before i sat in an armchair (yay, blessed, complete safety:) and browsed a who gossip mag until dr. lin summoned me in.
-so i became a pincushion. ouch. >< :P
-but dr. lin was awesome! i received my first easter bunny!! yay, thanks, dr. lin! :)
-PIG mum made me walk back out and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip of the night.
-dunno why PIG mum wouldn't allow me to pop online when we got home, the big meaniepoo. :( sth about me causing a fuss at the medical centre? argh, i honestly dunno. so i sat and read the book perky :P recommended me until karen arrived.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had a tinkle before karen flipped off the water, dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had a last tinkle as she was jamming in erf's shoe. actually, i can put these shoes on myself! they just have a strap, no laces.
-for arvo tea, i made myself a cuppa (white and two) and ate my fried chicken sushi roll that PIG mum kindly bought me when we were having lunch @ sushi1. my cuppa was the one cup i could hold 'incorrectly' for today.
-lol, karen couldn't find the brushes 'til PIG mum came downstairs and showed them where they were! :P then she gave ela a massage, before taking me to the loo once more, before flicking the TV on for me and rocking off. did she say she'd return on wednesday? sth like that, anyways.
-but PIG mum made me walk over to the treadmill and made poor em to plod there for twenty-five minutes! >< and it took two attempts before she was satisfied with how i sat down on the sofa.
-but i got my toasted feet :P as PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty-five mins on the treadmill.
-after PIG mum got my footwear back on, she made poor em do 10+ mins of exercises for elf, before making me walk over to the 'footstool' thing :P and forcing me on a further 20+ mins of arm exercises.
-lol, i was actually saved by uncle colbert and melody! they came to gimme belated bday pressies! i received this adorable mug, and a book of easy sudoku; even better, uncle colbert promises a reward when i finish the book! so starting toms, i'll try for one per day.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before dinner. no guesses as to who made who do everything.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa broccoli (i've missed that! i haven't eaten that for ages!) some chicken, tomato, and one wee slice of ham and egg. of course, mean PIG mum made poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer table, and i tootled online.
-toms: umm ... physio @ your :P turn? not really sure ... think the builder guy from home mods is coming over? hopefully we can go to naz for a kebab, and in the arvo, mariana's taking me out! then evelyn's coming in the arvo - hope she remembers to bring me one slice of some yummy cheesecake! she said she would, as a belated bday present for me. finally, mariana's taking me out in the arvo - before evelyn arrives, actually. we're just going for a coffee, i think. anyways, i'm just going to check my post VERY carefully; see, PIG mum has warned that if she reads my blog and finds anything 'inappropiate', she take away all my precious internet time! >< then check my email and get my facebook fix. if i've any time left afterwards, i'll head over for a news article or two. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 0 errors in my post tonight. but i did change three 'gleefully forced's to just 'made'. :p
Sunday, March 28, 2010
sunday post3c
good evening! my final plodding total for sunday now stands at 4334, and the spam count for the weekend is 41. anyways, after my last post:
-today, the parents gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day. i keep forgetting - must look him up on toutube!
-dad tootled us off to church; PIG mum made me walk all the way down, and pole plop sat with me. :)
-worship: PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand up for four songs; i sang the harmony for one song and clapped along with another.
-speaker today was uncle chong, and he gave us a sermon on 'fatal desires'
-communion afterwards. then, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before i grabbed some nibblies for morning tea and sat down.
-there was some consultative meeting on, so i received permission from uncle calvin to attend the wee ones' sunday school!
-i met another 'christy'! not our christy jie :p but one who led the wee ones worship, which i of course sang along to. this christy's a lil older than me (born in december '86) so i sang along with the songs (and practised my canto :P)
-aunty carmen did the story-telling today - and she told me that ivan's in grade eight now! lol, i feel old ... :p
-so her first story was about a teacher that made a new rule: lie in class, and you'll get smacked with the ruler. a lil girl lied, so the teacher punished her. only she had a weak body, and burst into tears after the first whack. the teacher felt sorry for the lil girl, but felt that punishment must be delivered, so asked the class, "anyone here willing to take her punishment for her?" and a brave boy did! of course, it hurt him lots, but he still endured the pain for his lil classmate.
-the second story was about this old man who got run over by a car and landed in hospital. he never had any visitors and was always alone. eventually, one nurse asked him, "sir, why are you always so happy? i never see any visitors come and see you...?" the old man answered that he was happy because he ALWAYS had a visitor with him to keep him happy - jesus!
-aunty carmen/uncle calvin shoved my chair over to the table for craft - we were making flowers! three, actually: one each for our parents and one for ourselves. much thanks to uncle calvin who helped me make mine. :)
-the parents came and collected me - PIG mum took me to the loo once more then dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-argh, but for the THIRD week in a row, he parked outside the commonwealth bank, meaning PIG mum had the satisfaction of making poor me to walk all the way up to cafe mi! ><
-i drank some of the western soup, then had roughly 1.5 bowls of the western meal, pork/chicken chop in white sauce with lotsa diced vegies.
-the parents made me walk all the way back down to the car, and dad tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-a loo trip once i returned home (no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything)then i settled down to read the book mrs. perkins recommended me. actually, uncle colbert says his job relies on neuroplasticity being real!
-after uncle yuk tai and dad set up the new printer, i tootled online till PIG mum called shower.
-it was nice and warm, and i also washed my hair today. PIG mum made poor ela to scrub various body parts eighty times
-i dried and rekitted myself. dunno why PIG mum never bothers with the cream. PIG mum finished with my left ted and my shoes, then made me walk back out to the computer.
-i tootled online briefly, reading some news articles.
-aunty a arrived for dinner. she explained to me what 'accreditation' was while PIG mum was upstairs having a shower.
-aunty a walked me over for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cos lettuce, some chicken and half a wee chunk of ovened fish. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum walked me back online.
-toms: physio @ UQ. then i think i've got acupuncture in the arvo, so hopefully we can go to luv-a-coffee for lunch! think karen's coming in the arvo.
-one more thing: sorry for any mistakes tonight, i've no time to check coz i wanna find ronan keating on youtube! hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-today, the parents gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day. i keep forgetting - must look him up on toutube!
-dad tootled us off to church; PIG mum made me walk all the way down, and pole plop sat with me. :)
-worship: PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand up for four songs; i sang the harmony for one song and clapped along with another.
-speaker today was uncle chong, and he gave us a sermon on 'fatal desires'
-communion afterwards. then, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before i grabbed some nibblies for morning tea and sat down.
-there was some consultative meeting on, so i received permission from uncle calvin to attend the wee ones' sunday school!
-i met another 'christy'! not our christy jie :p but one who led the wee ones worship, which i of course sang along to. this christy's a lil older than me (born in december '86) so i sang along with the songs (and practised my canto :P)
-aunty carmen did the story-telling today - and she told me that ivan's in grade eight now! lol, i feel old ... :p
-so her first story was about a teacher that made a new rule: lie in class, and you'll get smacked with the ruler. a lil girl lied, so the teacher punished her. only she had a weak body, and burst into tears after the first whack. the teacher felt sorry for the lil girl, but felt that punishment must be delivered, so asked the class, "anyone here willing to take her punishment for her?" and a brave boy did! of course, it hurt him lots, but he still endured the pain for his lil classmate.
-the second story was about this old man who got run over by a car and landed in hospital. he never had any visitors and was always alone. eventually, one nurse asked him, "sir, why are you always so happy? i never see any visitors come and see you...?" the old man answered that he was happy because he ALWAYS had a visitor with him to keep him happy - jesus!
-aunty carmen/uncle calvin shoved my chair over to the table for craft - we were making flowers! three, actually: one each for our parents and one for ourselves. much thanks to uncle calvin who helped me make mine. :)
-the parents came and collected me - PIG mum took me to the loo once more then dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-argh, but for the THIRD week in a row, he parked outside the commonwealth bank, meaning PIG mum had the satisfaction of making poor me to walk all the way up to cafe mi! ><
-i drank some of the western soup, then had roughly 1.5 bowls of the western meal, pork/chicken chop in white sauce with lotsa diced vegies.
-the parents made me walk all the way back down to the car, and dad tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-a loo trip once i returned home (no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything)then i settled down to read the book mrs. perkins recommended me. actually, uncle colbert says his job relies on neuroplasticity being real!
-after uncle yuk tai and dad set up the new printer, i tootled online till PIG mum called shower.
-it was nice and warm, and i also washed my hair today. PIG mum made poor ela to scrub various body parts eighty times
-i dried and rekitted myself. dunno why PIG mum never bothers with the cream. PIG mum finished with my left ted and my shoes, then made me walk back out to the computer.
-i tootled online briefly, reading some news articles.
-aunty a arrived for dinner. she explained to me what 'accreditation' was while PIG mum was upstairs having a shower.
-aunty a walked me over for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cos lettuce, some chicken and half a wee chunk of ovened fish. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum walked me back online.
-toms: physio @ UQ. then i think i've got acupuncture in the arvo, so hopefully we can go to luv-a-coffee for lunch! think karen's coming in the arvo.
-one more thing: sorry for any mistakes tonight, i've no time to check coz i wanna find ronan keating on youtube! hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post5c
good evening! my final plodding total for today now stands at 4118. but i'll try to come back online tonight after dinner with my final, final plodding total for sunday as well as the spam count for the weekend. anyways, today's events?
-breakfast this morning was a slice of dry toast (dunno why really PIG mum wouldn't gimme any jam or marg) and a mug of warm milo, which i took the chance to hold 'incorrectly' when the parents were both upstairs changing for church.
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-breakfast this morning was a slice of dry toast (dunno why really PIG mum wouldn't gimme any jam or marg) and a mug of warm milo, which i took the chance to hold 'incorrectly' when the parents were both upstairs changing for church.
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sunday post5b
whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SUNDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. >< :(
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SUNDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. >< :(
sunday post5
good afternoon! hopefully, PIG mum'll allow me to come back online tonight, but just in case, today i was hard at work plodding 4043 steps today. anyways, i've just gotten my facebook fix and aunty a's coming over for dinner shortly! PIG mum says "showertime" so i'll try to come back with my final plodding total and the spam count for the weekend along with the day's events, if PIG mum gives me that time. but if not, hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, March 27, 2010
saturday post3B
eep - my post vanished! >< well, the power accidentally cut out! >< anyways, em was hard at work plodding 6485 steps today. hopefully, the power won't cut out again and i can quickly type out today's events! (lol, but i've gotta be super-careful - PIG mum's reading next to me! eep! :P
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without plummeting to her death! o_O :P
-when PIG mum got up for work this morning, i used the pot :p oncemore. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison. actually, i think we gotta go see the UQ OTs soon, coz this morning, ela's stupid fingers had all snuck outta the splint! o_O
-so i snored my head off :P with all my teddies until tess arrived.
-she got me kitted. when i bemoaned to her how mean PIG mum wasn't letting her take me out to sizzlers to celebrate my bday, she suggested i try telling PIG mum about what we do together. so i'll give that a shot; hopefully, PIG mum'll let us go before i make 23.5 years old!
-i brushed my teeth, had a loo trip. breakfast was a yummy ham and egg sandwhich cut into four squares, and a cup of tea, white and two, the first i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-tess made me walk over to the couch to play wii. funny thing ... we couldn't make it work! like, we couldn't figure out which channel to turn the television to. PIG mum says it's video three, thanks. and to access that, i haveta press the button on the top right of the circle. there's this green thing above it.
-tess made us each a mug of warm milo, my second cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-coz we couldn't get the wii to work, we played scrabble for thirty minutes instead. this time, i was lucky enough to win. i think i lead 2-1 now.
-then i started writing my letter to nana! i'd better finish and mail it soon, her birthday's in early april! and PIG mum remins me that we haveta post godmother jennifer's card to her too - her bdays april 5th! nana's the 6th.
-tess gave ela a massage until vincent the physio arrived. ><
-i survived ... barely. actually, he bought me that stick with the three legs to use - he says that once i learn to use it properly, he'll lemme use it in the house!
-anyways, after he buggered off :P PIG mum came home and we settled down to lunch. pasta, lotsa somelettuce-type vegetable, and some sausage. dad made me walk with him to get myself a cup of fruit and bege juice afterwards. i can't remember if dad adheres to that 'correct' and 'incorrect' thing; just to be on the safe side, i held that 'correctly'.
-then i wrote a bit more of nana's letter and read a few more pages of the book mrs. perkins (lol, i don't think i'd ever dare call her 'perky'! :P) reccomended me.
-dad walked me over to the computer, and i tootled online until chrissy arrived. no surprises here, late. :P
-a nice hot shower for me first - i washed my hair today. i had a tinkle just after chrissy flipped off the water, one more when i was drying myself, got creamed and rekitted. oh, i had one last tinkle when chrissy was tying elf's laces.
-i made myself an arvo cuppa, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my third and last i could hold 'incorrectly' (my second was after my torture session with vincent the physio; he poured me a mug of water).
-arvo tea was a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - and ham sandwhich, cut into two triangles. i think we're outta mayo?
-as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40, today, she refused till 5:50.
-i just read my book after she left until the parents returned home.
-a bathroom trip, then the parents made poor em plod THIRTY MINUTES on the treadmill! argh!!!!!! ><
-i got my toasted feet :P as PIG mum did some plodding herself.
-actually, lol, i just realised - i missed dinner tonight! well, if dad doesn't cook yummy ham and eggs toms, i'll try for a nice big bowl of yummy frosties. :)
-church toms, but no bible study afterwards coz there's some church meeting (not AGM). hopefully, there'll be a program for the wee ones, and i can go attend that! and hopefully, we can go to plaza for lunch toms - if naz's there, i'm definitely going for a kebab! but dad'll prolly decide we're eating at cafe mi. oh well.
-final thought - fingers crossed we won't be asked to stand for too many worship songs toms! (but from experience, everytimei type this, we're asked to stand for five or six! ><
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without plummeting to her death! o_O :P
-when PIG mum got up for work this morning, i used the pot :p oncemore. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison. actually, i think we gotta go see the UQ OTs soon, coz this morning, ela's stupid fingers had all snuck outta the splint! o_O
-so i snored my head off :P with all my teddies until tess arrived.
-she got me kitted. when i bemoaned to her how mean PIG mum wasn't letting her take me out to sizzlers to celebrate my bday, she suggested i try telling PIG mum about what we do together. so i'll give that a shot; hopefully, PIG mum'll let us go before i make 23.5 years old!
-i brushed my teeth, had a loo trip. breakfast was a yummy ham and egg sandwhich cut into four squares, and a cup of tea, white and two, the first i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-tess made me walk over to the couch to play wii. funny thing ... we couldn't make it work! like, we couldn't figure out which channel to turn the television to. PIG mum says it's video three, thanks. and to access that, i haveta press the button on the top right of the circle. there's this green thing above it.
-tess made us each a mug of warm milo, my second cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-coz we couldn't get the wii to work, we played scrabble for thirty minutes instead. this time, i was lucky enough to win. i think i lead 2-1 now.
-then i started writing my letter to nana! i'd better finish and mail it soon, her birthday's in early april! and PIG mum remins me that we haveta post godmother jennifer's card to her too - her bdays april 5th! nana's the 6th.
-tess gave ela a massage until vincent the physio arrived. ><
-i survived ... barely. actually, he bought me that stick with the three legs to use - he says that once i learn to use it properly, he'll lemme use it in the house!
-anyways, after he buggered off :P PIG mum came home and we settled down to lunch. pasta, lotsa somelettuce-type vegetable, and some sausage. dad made me walk with him to get myself a cup of fruit and bege juice afterwards. i can't remember if dad adheres to that 'correct' and 'incorrect' thing; just to be on the safe side, i held that 'correctly'.
-then i wrote a bit more of nana's letter and read a few more pages of the book mrs. perkins (lol, i don't think i'd ever dare call her 'perky'! :P) reccomended me.
-dad walked me over to the computer, and i tootled online until chrissy arrived. no surprises here, late. :P
-a nice hot shower for me first - i washed my hair today. i had a tinkle just after chrissy flipped off the water, one more when i was drying myself, got creamed and rekitted. oh, i had one last tinkle when chrissy was tying elf's laces.
-i made myself an arvo cuppa, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my third and last i could hold 'incorrectly' (my second was after my torture session with vincent the physio; he poured me a mug of water).
-arvo tea was a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - and ham sandwhich, cut into two triangles. i think we're outta mayo?
-as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40, today, she refused till 5:50.
-i just read my book after she left until the parents returned home.
-a bathroom trip, then the parents made poor em plod THIRTY MINUTES on the treadmill! argh!!!!!! ><
-i got my toasted feet :P as PIG mum did some plodding herself.
-actually, lol, i just realised - i missed dinner tonight! well, if dad doesn't cook yummy ham and eggs toms, i'll try for a nice big bowl of yummy frosties. :)
-church toms, but no bible study afterwards coz there's some church meeting (not AGM). hopefully, there'll be a program for the wee ones, and i can go attend that! and hopefully, we can go to plaza for lunch toms - if naz's there, i'm definitely going for a kebab! but dad'll prolly decide we're eating at cafe mi. oh well.
-final thought - fingers crossed we won't be asked to stand for too many worship songs toms! (but from experience, everytimei type this, we're asked to stand for five or six! ><
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, March 26, 2010
saturday post3
good afternoon! firstly, when chrissy leaves tonight, i'm still owed at least ONE HOUR and FORTYTY MINUTES online, secondly, just in case, i was hard at work plodding 3884 steps.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
friday post 4
good afternoon! look, i'm so very confused with how much time i'm owed online and all that, coz PIG mum for some odd reason flounced over and switched the computer off! >< so i guess i'll just try to sit online for as long as i can. anyways, today i was hard at work plodding 3012 steps, and the spam count for the weekend is 90. i'm just going to check my email first, then try to post about my day:
-i made myself a bowl of yummy nesquik cereal for breakfast.
-PIG mum tootled us off to church for uncle martin's funeral. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day.
-off to church for uncle martin's funeral. :( i'll miss him lots. >< i started crying when hayley delivered her eulology - poor girl, think she's only nineteen ...
-i really wanted to attend the lunch @ buffet garden to celebrate uncle martin's life ... PIG mum wouldn't lemme coz she said aunty frances hadn't given us tickets ... i just wonder, why didn't she ring/e-mail aunty frances for the tickets once she knew i wouldn't be having physio @ your :P turn?! ai, whatever ...
-loo trip @ home (no gueeses about who gleefully forced who to do everything) then lunch was dad's yummy pasta with lotsa cos lettuce, some ham and sausage. i drank a cup of plain milk 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was watching tororo.
-daniel came - and he even bought me a bday present! thanks, daniel, for my new monkey bolster daniel (i named him after you, yes. :P)
-so, mat work first, for like ten minutes. that scored a five out of ten, and i felt full... :P prolly coz i'd just finished lunch not long before!
-then the piano for twenty minutes. i felt a tad annoyed, coz stupid ela kept refusing to flip over.
-and we ended with pictionary, which can only score a one out of ten coz it's not hard whatsoever to play a game! :P
-daniel walked me back to the computer, and i tootled back online.
-UF tonight! thanks to hairy who emailed me the UF e-mail, meaning i'm still welcome to attend. :)
-tessa's coming toms. i must remember to ask her to please ring PIG mum or write her a letter asking for permission to take me out to sizzlers - i'm really looking forward to be able to go with tess! fingers crossed the parents won't forbid me ... :S
-i wish vincent the physio wouldn't show up, but sadly, i know i'm not that lucky... ><
-actually, if CODA offices are still open when chrissy arrives, i must ask her to please pass me the phone so i can ring CODA and see who's coming to help me out toms ... didn't chrissy say she couldn't come toms?
cheers,
em. ^^
-i made myself a bowl of yummy nesquik cereal for breakfast.
-PIG mum tootled us off to church for uncle martin's funeral. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day.
-off to church for uncle martin's funeral. :( i'll miss him lots. >< i started crying when hayley delivered her eulology - poor girl, think she's only nineteen ...
-i really wanted to attend the lunch @ buffet garden to celebrate uncle martin's life ... PIG mum wouldn't lemme coz she said aunty frances hadn't given us tickets ... i just wonder, why didn't she ring/e-mail aunty frances for the tickets once she knew i wouldn't be having physio @ your :P turn?! ai, whatever ...
-loo trip @ home (no gueeses about who gleefully forced who to do everything) then lunch was dad's yummy pasta with lotsa cos lettuce, some ham and sausage. i drank a cup of plain milk 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was watching tororo.
-daniel came - and he even bought me a bday present! thanks, daniel, for my new monkey bolster daniel (i named him after you, yes. :P)
-so, mat work first, for like ten minutes. that scored a five out of ten, and i felt full... :P prolly coz i'd just finished lunch not long before!
-then the piano for twenty minutes. i felt a tad annoyed, coz stupid ela kept refusing to flip over.
-and we ended with pictionary, which can only score a one out of ten coz it's not hard whatsoever to play a game! :P
-daniel walked me back to the computer, and i tootled back online.
-UF tonight! thanks to hairy who emailed me the UF e-mail, meaning i'm still welcome to attend. :)
-tessa's coming toms. i must remember to ask her to please ring PIG mum or write her a letter asking for permission to take me out to sizzlers - i'm really looking forward to be able to go with tess! fingers crossed the parents won't forbid me ... :S
-i wish vincent the physio wouldn't show up, but sadly, i know i'm not that lucky... ><
-actually, if CODA offices are still open when chrissy arrives, i must ask her to please pass me the phone so i can ring CODA and see who's coming to help me out toms ... didn't chrissy say she couldn't come toms?
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
saturday post3
good afternoon!
firstly, em didn't plop online till 3:15pm. i think karen's taking me out to garbo tonight (yay!)and PIG mum's already said that she won't allow me back online when i return home. that's fine, only it also means that toms, i'm owed THREE HOURS and FIFTEEN MINUTES online!! anyways, today em was hard at work plodding 1606 steps today. hmm ... i'm off to check my email, but i'll come back at 3:45pm to quickly post about my day!
-oh! i think this is my SIX HUNDRETH POST!! yup, 600!
-and since stupid facebook's decided to go kaput (meaning it's not working) on me, let me start with today's events:
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot once last night without falling to her death! :P o_O
-when dearest dad woke up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :p once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked both thumbs in for some more sleep, then cuddled all my teddies and snored my head off. :p
-i used the pot :p once more some time later. however, no thanks at all to horrid PIG mum who removed my showerchair when she poked me with "ten more mins,", meaning she got me kitted then made me walk to the bathroom. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-breakfast was a yummy bowl of nesquik cereal.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. off she tootled us off to UQ, listening to westlife's 'where we are'.
-PIG mum made me walk up to the loo. she gleefully forced me to both dak and un-dak myself, before she made me walk over to wash both hands, walk over to dry both hands, made me walk over to pick up a woman's day mag, then made me walk back to a chair.
-she flounced off to pay. i read my mag. nelson popped around to say hello!
-kirsten came for me, lent me a walkbelt and Forced me to walk in.
-about ten sit-to-stands with kirsten and lisa, then some cone reachy work with ela.
-kirsten walked me back out and kindly helped me buckle my seatbelt. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip where PIG mum drove.
-almost forgot! this morning, a builder came to do some home mods assessment. when i asked him, "umm ... are you going to bring in a bulldozer to knock down my bedroom wall?!" he laughed, and just said, "only a hammer." :P
-lunch was a yummy microwaveable meal! chicken florentine with linguine in a bowl, plus a mug of plain milk. yummy. :)
-karen's here now, and she'll be taking me out to garbo!! yeah~~ but sadly, not next week. :(
-anyways, uncle martin's funeral toms. think i'll bawl my eyes out. >< not really sure if i have physio at your :P turn. but oh, i wish PIG mum would take me to buffet garden so we can all enjoy a meal to celebrate his life! :(
cheers,
em. ^^
firstly, em didn't plop online till 3:15pm. i think karen's taking me out to garbo tonight (yay!)and PIG mum's already said that she won't allow me back online when i return home. that's fine, only it also means that toms, i'm owed THREE HOURS and FIFTEEN MINUTES online!! anyways, today em was hard at work plodding 1606 steps today. hmm ... i'm off to check my email, but i'll come back at 3:45pm to quickly post about my day!
-oh! i think this is my SIX HUNDRETH POST!! yup, 600!
-and since stupid facebook's decided to go kaput (meaning it's not working) on me, let me start with today's events:
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot once last night without falling to her death! :P o_O
-when dearest dad woke up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :p once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked both thumbs in for some more sleep, then cuddled all my teddies and snored my head off. :p
-i used the pot :p once more some time later. however, no thanks at all to horrid PIG mum who removed my showerchair when she poked me with "ten more mins,", meaning she got me kitted then made me walk to the bathroom. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-breakfast was a yummy bowl of nesquik cereal.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. off she tootled us off to UQ, listening to westlife's 'where we are'.
-PIG mum made me walk up to the loo. she gleefully forced me to both dak and un-dak myself, before she made me walk over to wash both hands, walk over to dry both hands, made me walk over to pick up a woman's day mag, then made me walk back to a chair.
-she flounced off to pay. i read my mag. nelson popped around to say hello!
-kirsten came for me, lent me a walkbelt and Forced me to walk in.
-about ten sit-to-stands with kirsten and lisa, then some cone reachy work with ela.
-kirsten walked me back out and kindly helped me buckle my seatbelt. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip where PIG mum drove.
-almost forgot! this morning, a builder came to do some home mods assessment. when i asked him, "umm ... are you going to bring in a bulldozer to knock down my bedroom wall?!" he laughed, and just said, "only a hammer." :P
-lunch was a yummy microwaveable meal! chicken florentine with linguine in a bowl, plus a mug of plain milk. yummy. :)
-karen's here now, and she'll be taking me out to garbo!! yeah~~ but sadly, not next week. :(
-anyways, uncle martin's funeral toms. think i'll bawl my eyes out. >< not really sure if i have physio at your :P turn. but oh, i wish PIG mum would take me to buffet garden so we can all enjoy a meal to celebrate his life! :(
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post7b
good evening! em's final plodding total now stands at 6135. and yes, i did end up halving my plodding total coz it very generously gave me some exorbitant amount when i checked last night. anyways, today's events?
-this morning, when dearest dad awoke for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, then cuddled all my teddies for some more happy snoring. :p
-thank goodness i awoke to use the pot once about five minutes before mean PIG mum came in and removed it! ><
-a bowl of yummy nesquik cereal for breakfast.
-PIG mum made poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day. we started listening to westlife's newest album to vedelago.
-and we saw uncle calvin and joey! joey sees lesley for her corrective contacts, see.
-so i rang just over 1600 bells today. not as good as last week, but still good enough for lesley to give me permission to be brain dead for the rest of the day. :P
-PIG mum took me once to the loo @ maccas, then got us each that bacon and sausage and egg mcmuffin meal with a hash brown and orange juice each. lol, i found out today that we eat differently! like, i eat all the burger first before chomping the hash brown; PIG mum enjoys her hash brown first before the muffin.
-PIG mum changed the disc from westlife to ronan keating, then tootled me off to vincent the physio's for my torture session.
-whatever, i survived. >< actually, he lemme use some stick that had a three-pronged base! meaning i was brave enough to take a big right step over my left each time. :)
-dunno why PIG mum refused me permission to change the disc back to westlife for the trip home. oh well. :( so we listened to ronan keating, and i also let erf sit sideways for the last trip for today.
-back home, PIG mum rocked off to lunch with aunty carmen (lucky thing!)while aunty wendy kept me company.
-mr. hall rang! he mistook me for PIG mum; sth that used to be very common. but i laughed, and he agreed with me that he'd have soon realised i wasn't her after we'd talked awhile. anyways, he said he'd ring back tonight.
-aunty wendy fried me six yummy dumplings for lunch, and gave me a wee dipping saucer of soya sauce to dunk my yummy dumplings in. must remember to send an email to smelly and ask her to please thank her mum for me! i also drank a mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly', BTW.
-i made two phone calls; then finished my book club novel! i don't like the ending - too gruesome, i reckon.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo. she passed me another mug of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-i tootled online till chrissy came. yes, late. :P
-a nice hot shower first - i washed my hair today.
-i dried myself, got creamed and rekitted.
-arvo tea ... i made myself a cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of sugar, and ate a thin slice of chocolate cake with cream. yummy.
-chrissy only gave ela a massage today at 5:40 coz she said she'd already asked PIG mum if she could rock off earlier. i got painted navy blue today, BTW.
- i walked over to the couch, then left. i watched some lucky man win lots (more than ten grand) on deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. think we're 22-29 toms.
-PIG mum came downstairs, made em to plod twenty minutes on the treadmill
-i went to the bathroom once more, then had dinner and plopped back online.
-toms: some kyabra lady's coming at 10am, then this home mods guy might come, then NAB clinic in the arvo. karen's coming in the arvo, and hopefully taking me out to garbo!
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, when dearest dad awoke for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, then cuddled all my teddies for some more happy snoring. :p
-thank goodness i awoke to use the pot once about five minutes before mean PIG mum came in and removed it! ><
-a bowl of yummy nesquik cereal for breakfast.
-PIG mum made poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day. we started listening to westlife's newest album to vedelago.
-and we saw uncle calvin and joey! joey sees lesley for her corrective contacts, see.
-so i rang just over 1600 bells today. not as good as last week, but still good enough for lesley to give me permission to be brain dead for the rest of the day. :P
-PIG mum took me once to the loo @ maccas, then got us each that bacon and sausage and egg mcmuffin meal with a hash brown and orange juice each. lol, i found out today that we eat differently! like, i eat all the burger first before chomping the hash brown; PIG mum enjoys her hash brown first before the muffin.
-PIG mum changed the disc from westlife to ronan keating, then tootled me off to vincent the physio's for my torture session.
-whatever, i survived. >< actually, he lemme use some stick that had a three-pronged base! meaning i was brave enough to take a big right step over my left each time. :)
-dunno why PIG mum refused me permission to change the disc back to westlife for the trip home. oh well. :( so we listened to ronan keating, and i also let erf sit sideways for the last trip for today.
-back home, PIG mum rocked off to lunch with aunty carmen (lucky thing!)while aunty wendy kept me company.
-mr. hall rang! he mistook me for PIG mum; sth that used to be very common. but i laughed, and he agreed with me that he'd have soon realised i wasn't her after we'd talked awhile. anyways, he said he'd ring back tonight.
-aunty wendy fried me six yummy dumplings for lunch, and gave me a wee dipping saucer of soya sauce to dunk my yummy dumplings in. must remember to send an email to smelly and ask her to please thank her mum for me! i also drank a mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly', BTW.
-i made two phone calls; then finished my book club novel! i don't like the ending - too gruesome, i reckon.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo. she passed me another mug of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-i tootled online till chrissy came. yes, late. :P
-a nice hot shower first - i washed my hair today.
-i dried myself, got creamed and rekitted.
-arvo tea ... i made myself a cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of sugar, and ate a thin slice of chocolate cake with cream. yummy.
-chrissy only gave ela a massage today at 5:40 coz she said she'd already asked PIG mum if she could rock off earlier. i got painted navy blue today, BTW.
- i walked over to the couch, then left. i watched some lucky man win lots (more than ten grand) on deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. think we're 22-29 toms.
-PIG mum came downstairs, made em to plod twenty minutes on the treadmill
-i went to the bathroom once more, then had dinner and plopped back online.
-toms: some kyabra lady's coming at 10am, then this home mods guy might come, then NAB clinic in the arvo. karen's coming in the arvo, and hopefully taking me out to garbo!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
wednesday post3
good afternoon! anyways, tonight i'm still owed TWO HOURS and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online tonight, but lemme just note down that so far, i was hard at work plodding 4315 steps today. hmm ... chrissy should be here in fifteen minutes thereabouts ... i'm going for my facebook fix. :p
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, March 22, 2010
tuesday post5
good afternoon! righteo, my pedometer did say i'd walked 400-odd steps last night, so i've decided my total in half and am noting down that today, i was hard at work plodding 2458 steps today. now, evelyn's already arrived, and PIG mum says she won't allow me back online after we return from toastmasters coz i'm ringing the bells @ vedelago toms. fair enough, in that case, i'm owed THREE HOURS and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online toms.
righteo, i'll come back toms with all my adventures @ the 400th toastmasters meeting!
cheers,
em. ^^
righteo, i'll come back toms with all my adventures @ the 400th toastmasters meeting!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 5b
good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 8397. i know that these days, it does seem that i'm plodding more than usual; i think the pedometer loves me dearly and gives me lots more steps! so, tonight, when i'm over the loo, i'll check my pedometer. if it says i've walked 400 steps, i'll know to halve my final plodding total when i post toms, coz i've counted that the walk back from the kitchen to the bathroom to the loo only takes about 200 steps. anyways, continuing on with where i left off:
-when dearest dad woke up for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i freed poor ela from her prison, then snored my head off with bear bear and emperor. bear bear, the cheeky thing, likes to call fragrant pig, the present from letty, 'stinky pig'! lol, well, fair enough, the little tyke does reek sth dreadful. :p
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a plain mug of milk - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and a yummy sausage bun.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. she poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, then she tootled us off to UQ, listening to westlife's 'where we are'.
-stinky :p nelson came downstairs for me - margaret had rung PIG mum earlier that there'd be no parking available, but she'd call a student down to take me up when we arrived.
-i used the bathroom once, before kirsten (obviously, i wasn't going to let some boy wait for me inside the loo! :P kirsten just waited outside till i was ready) took me inside.
-nelson started me off with some rolling; thankfully, the plinth was only single-sized, not the big long one BIRU has, so i didn't get dizzy.
-then he got some other student to help me with sit-to-stands, weightshifting and stepping work. lol, nelson's so polite. "stick your chest out, emily," he instructs. when i laugh @ him, "nelson, katrina just orders, "emily, stick your BOOBS! out!" he tries, "emily, stick your um, boobs out?" lol. but i feel old now; i'm older than both nelson, kirsten and the other physio student - lisa? lol, i feel ancient ... :p
-nelson and the female phydio student walked me back out to the car. thanks to nelson who helped me buckle my seatbelt. then, PIG mum changed the disc to ronan keating's 'stay', and tootled us off to the buranda medical clinic.
-actually, PIG mum me to walk to sushi 1 for lunch first. i ordered a teriyaki (lol, immature PIG mum calls that 'terrible yucky chicken' :P) and she got some sorta spicy noodles. we also shared a bottle of plain green tea and a bottle of liptons lemon iced tea.
-then, PIG mum made me walk to the buranda medical clinic. i sat down with a new idea mag, before dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion! o_O :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she tootled us home. sadly, the handrail is on the left hand side, meaning PIG mum poor ela to hang onto the rail during and after my tinkle. poor ela. :( but i also let erf sit sideways for my last trip of the day.
-PIG mum made me walk to the computer switch, me to bend down awkwardly to flick it on, before making me walk to the computer.
-i tootled online till chrissy came, only seven minutes today. :P
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-dried, creamed, rekitted.
-arvo tea was my second yummy sausage bun. i also made myself a cup of tea, sweetened with one teaspoon of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel, and helped chrissy draft a letter asking for a promotion.
-chrissy gave ela a massage before she left.
-i sat and watched seven's news until PIG mum came down, ready to poor em to plod on the treadmill for twenty minutes. i said i'd get my toasted feet :P first, so she made me to walk up to the treadmill and back again to sit on the sofa. it's difficult for me, coz when the back of my thighs touches sth, i haveta sit down. meaning PIG mum didn't make me try to do that once, twice, or three times; not four, five or six times, or even seven times! she made me do it a IGHT insane times before she was satisfied enough. ai ... ><
-actually, i went for a number two first, before PIG mum made me plod twenty minutes on the treadmill. dunno why she won't let me count the time left i haveta plod out aloud (she says coz there's a timer already flashing) but i went and got my toasted feet :P as PIG mum claimed to do the same herself. well, i believe her. :)
-i didn't feel like dinner, so PIG mum just made me walk over to the switch, made me bend awkwardly to flick the switch on (i'd already done it earlier, though) and i walked back online.
-toms: 11am off to your :P turn with linelle! i haven't seen her for ages! then off to see phil @ 2:30; gotta remember to bring my mobile so i can show him my pincushion photos! best of all, 400th toastmaster's meeting toms night! so there'll be pizza; evelyn says to just ask PIG mum for some cash so we can grab some dessert afterwards.
cheers,
em. ^^
-when dearest dad woke up for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i freed poor ela from her prison, then snored my head off with bear bear and emperor. bear bear, the cheeky thing, likes to call fragrant pig, the present from letty, 'stinky pig'! lol, well, fair enough, the little tyke does reek sth dreadful. :p
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a plain mug of milk - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and a yummy sausage bun.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. she poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, then she tootled us off to UQ, listening to westlife's 'where we are'.
-stinky :p nelson came downstairs for me - margaret had rung PIG mum earlier that there'd be no parking available, but she'd call a student down to take me up when we arrived.
-i used the bathroom once, before kirsten (obviously, i wasn't going to let some boy wait for me inside the loo! :P kirsten just waited outside till i was ready) took me inside.
-nelson started me off with some rolling; thankfully, the plinth was only single-sized, not the big long one BIRU has, so i didn't get dizzy.
-then he got some other student to help me with sit-to-stands, weightshifting and stepping work. lol, nelson's so polite. "stick your chest out, emily," he instructs. when i laugh @ him, "nelson, katrina just orders, "emily, stick your BOOBS! out!" he tries, "emily, stick your um, boobs out?" lol. but i feel old now; i'm older than both nelson, kirsten and the other physio student - lisa? lol, i feel ancient ... :p
-nelson and the female phydio student walked me back out to the car. thanks to nelson who helped me buckle my seatbelt. then, PIG mum changed the disc to ronan keating's 'stay', and tootled us off to the buranda medical clinic.
-actually, PIG mum me to walk to sushi 1 for lunch first. i ordered a teriyaki (lol, immature PIG mum calls that 'terrible yucky chicken' :P) and she got some sorta spicy noodles. we also shared a bottle of plain green tea and a bottle of liptons lemon iced tea.
-then, PIG mum made me walk to the buranda medical clinic. i sat down with a new idea mag, before dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion! o_O :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she tootled us home. sadly, the handrail is on the left hand side, meaning PIG mum poor ela to hang onto the rail during and after my tinkle. poor ela. :( but i also let erf sit sideways for my last trip of the day.
-PIG mum made me walk to the computer switch, me to bend down awkwardly to flick it on, before making me walk to the computer.
-i tootled online till chrissy came, only seven minutes today. :P
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-dried, creamed, rekitted.
-arvo tea was my second yummy sausage bun. i also made myself a cup of tea, sweetened with one teaspoon of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel, and helped chrissy draft a letter asking for a promotion.
-chrissy gave ela a massage before she left.
-i sat and watched seven's news until PIG mum came down, ready to poor em to plod on the treadmill for twenty minutes. i said i'd get my toasted feet :P first, so she made me to walk up to the treadmill and back again to sit on the sofa. it's difficult for me, coz when the back of my thighs touches sth, i haveta sit down. meaning PIG mum didn't make me try to do that once, twice, or three times; not four, five or six times, or even seven times! she made me do it a IGHT insane times before she was satisfied enough. ai ... ><
-actually, i went for a number two first, before PIG mum made me plod twenty minutes on the treadmill. dunno why she won't let me count the time left i haveta plod out aloud (she says coz there's a timer already flashing) but i went and got my toasted feet :P as PIG mum claimed to do the same herself. well, i believe her. :)
-i didn't feel like dinner, so PIG mum just made me walk over to the switch, made me bend awkwardly to flick the switch on (i'd already done it earlier, though) and i walked back online.
-toms: 11am off to your :P turn with linelle! i haven't seen her for ages! then off to see phil @ 2:30; gotta remember to bring my mobile so i can show him my pincushion photos! best of all, 400th toastmaster's meeting toms night! so there'll be pizza; evelyn says to just ask PIG mum for some cash so we can grab some dessert afterwards.
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, March 21, 2010
monday post 6
good afternoon! righteo, i popped online @ 3:25pm, meaning that after chrissy leaves tonight, i've still got ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES left online. but, just in case, em was hard at work plodding 5455 steps today. hmm ... think i'll head over for my facebook fix first and hope that chrissy won't be too late today! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post4b
good evening! my final plodding total now stands at 103559. and i won't be able to figure out whether or not it's accurate, coz i'm off to watch house soon! but i'll definitely remember to check on tuesday. anyways, just quickly:
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before dinner. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-dinner was leftovers from my bday BBQ last night: a little pizza, some lettuce and one forkful of pasta salad. and i had the slice of coconut cake that tina gave me! yumyum! PIG mum poured me a glass of milk to wash my cake down with; i quickly sculled it 'incorrectly' coz i hadn't the chance to earlier.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer.
-toms: UQ @ 11AM, THEN ACUPUNCTURE IN THE ARVO, BEFORE CHRISSY ARRIVES. HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SMASHING WEEKEND!
CHEERS,
EM. z^^
P.S. shrieking, sorry. ><
P.P.S. almost forgot! my thursday rant:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (THURSDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. ><
goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.P.P.S. the spam count for the weekend is 153
P.P.P.P.S. RIP, uncle martin. :( you'll be sorely missed.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before dinner. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-dinner was leftovers from my bday BBQ last night: a little pizza, some lettuce and one forkful of pasta salad. and i had the slice of coconut cake that tina gave me! yumyum! PIG mum poured me a glass of milk to wash my cake down with; i quickly sculled it 'incorrectly' coz i hadn't the chance to earlier.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer.
-toms: UQ @ 11AM, THEN ACUPUNCTURE IN THE ARVO, BEFORE CHRISSY ARRIVES. HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SMASHING WEEKEND!
CHEERS,
EM. z^^
P.S. shrieking, sorry. ><
P.P.S. almost forgot! my thursday rant:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (THURSDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. ><
goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.P.P.S. the spam count for the weekend is 153
P.P.P.P.S. RIP, uncle martin. :( you'll be sorely missed.
sunday post 3
good evening! i think i'd better post about last night first before i talk about today's events!
-well, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before we sat down for dinner! i particularly enjoyed dearest dad's homemade pizza; i also had some garlic bread, one chicken wing and some pasta (tortellini?) in a white sauce. there was also salad, and lamb and beef chops, though i didn't munch any of that.
-then we just sat and yakked away. *yak yak yak* :P
-and when the guests sang the happy bday song to me (dad did the hip hips) i needed his help to blow out all my candles (twenty-three!) coz i ran outta breath to blow them all out in one go! lol, wonder what'll happen by the time i'm twenty-five ... :P
-then i opened my presents! i got some motivational self-help book from the slams, PIG mum bought me wii sports resort! and smelly gave me a teddy with a superman cape! so he's 'superbear', not 'superman'. :p
-when the geusts all left, i completed my usual nightly routine. but once in bed, i realised i hadn't the chance to practise lying on my tummy, and asked PIG mum to help me do that. see, nowadays, i can only sleep on my back - PIG mum says i'm not allowed to sleep on my left side coz elf's ankle needs a break @ night, but i don't dare to sleep on my right hand side coz PIG mum refuses to lock the showerchair in place to block my falling out of bed :s sth about four piddly wee brakes being too much strain on her back? and it's hard for me to roll on my tummy, which is why i only sleep on my back now. on my back, PIG mum suggested why don't i head upstairs to sleep, coz it was my first night of being twenty-three! so she hauled me up, i used the loo once more, then cuddled my darling bear bear and we snored our heads off together. zzz. :p
-this morning, thanks to dearest dad who kindly hauled up my shower chair for me so i could have a tinkle. back in bed, i freed poor ela from her prison, tucked both thumbs in gently for more sleep, then cuddled bear bear again and continued snoring my head off with him. :P
-but not for long, coz PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more mins." and absolutely no thanks to her who removed my showerchair! >< meaning once she got me kitted, she made me walk to the loo for two tinkles, before making me walk over to wash and dry both hands, befoe she THREW (ouch!) me down the stairs. :P come on, guys, i'm only joking; PIG mum's a stick! she can't move me if i don't let her! (and believe me, she's tried before; when i'm in bed and she flies into one of her rages and tries to tear me from the bed so she can throw me outta the house ><)
-breakfast was my awesome frosties cereal! i think i'll only eat it every sunday, to save it. :)
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung's jazz dids all day (actually, for the first trip to church we didn't listen to anything at all)
-service: PIG mum gleefully made up poor em to stand up for like four songs, isang the harmony for two and clapped along with another.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, his sermon was part two of a four part series.
-no communion afterwards, just PIG mum who took me to the loo and gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the rail. :(
-i got a few bikkies, chippies, and a plastic cup of cordial for morning tea.
-aunty a drove me to bible study again. thanks to her who helped me buckle my seatbelt. then, thanks to pole plop who helped me up the two steps to fi's house, and dr. lee who helped me wipe down my shoes. then i got to sit in that armchair. complete, blessed safety for one hour. :)
-we continued our study on that little book about prayer. there was no wrap-up; just PIG mum who took me to the loo once, then dad tootled us off to plaza. dunno why he so meanly and deliberately parked where dong fong/sunnybank oriental's situated; guess it just gave PIG mum immense pleasure to make me walk all the way up. but thanks to aunty a who walked with me. :)
-lunch: lol, i asked for a japanese milk green tea with PEARL! dunno why dad came back with one for me with PUDDING! :p i asked for an ultimate burger meal from KFC this time (i had a two piece feed last week), and got almost have the burger and a small chomp from the chicken. one bite of the bread roll, and maybe half a pack of the small chippies dunked in potato and gravy. lee sat with us - and he bought me two harsiubing, as promised! too bad both dad and aunty a wanted some; i had no choice but to give aunty a one quarter and dad a nibble.
-the parents made me walk all the way back out to the car, and dad tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last trip of the day.
-at home, PIG mum handed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. then she kicked me off to bed. i sang half my second-favourite song and almoist all of my favourite song inside my head, then fell asleep.
-again, no thanks to mean PIG mum who got me kitted then made me walk all the way to the bathroom for my shower - i washed my hair today, and not only did she gleefully force poor ela to scrub various parts of my body ninety times, she even gleefully forced poor ela to asisst with my putting on of socks, knickers, and pants! ><
-then she made me walk outside to the computer switch, ,made me bend awkwardly to turn the switch on, then made me walk back to the computer.
-anyways, house's on @ 9:30 tonight; fingers crossed that i can watch it! i'll try to come back with my final plodding total for today, but just in case i can't, today i was hard at work plodding 10074 steps today. but i'm not sure if the total's really accurate; i'll check it tonight, and i may halve that total for toms.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
-well, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before we sat down for dinner! i particularly enjoyed dearest dad's homemade pizza; i also had some garlic bread, one chicken wing and some pasta (tortellini?) in a white sauce. there was also salad, and lamb and beef chops, though i didn't munch any of that.
-then we just sat and yakked away. *yak yak yak* :P
-and when the guests sang the happy bday song to me (dad did the hip hips) i needed his help to blow out all my candles (twenty-three!) coz i ran outta breath to blow them all out in one go! lol, wonder what'll happen by the time i'm twenty-five ... :P
-then i opened my presents! i got some motivational self-help book from the slams, PIG mum bought me wii sports resort! and smelly gave me a teddy with a superman cape! so he's 'superbear', not 'superman'. :p
-when the geusts all left, i completed my usual nightly routine. but once in bed, i realised i hadn't the chance to practise lying on my tummy, and asked PIG mum to help me do that. see, nowadays, i can only sleep on my back - PIG mum says i'm not allowed to sleep on my left side coz elf's ankle needs a break @ night, but i don't dare to sleep on my right hand side coz PIG mum refuses to lock the showerchair in place to block my falling out of bed :s sth about four piddly wee brakes being too much strain on her back? and it's hard for me to roll on my tummy, which is why i only sleep on my back now. on my back, PIG mum suggested why don't i head upstairs to sleep, coz it was my first night of being twenty-three! so she hauled me up, i used the loo once more, then cuddled my darling bear bear and we snored our heads off together. zzz. :p
-this morning, thanks to dearest dad who kindly hauled up my shower chair for me so i could have a tinkle. back in bed, i freed poor ela from her prison, tucked both thumbs in gently for more sleep, then cuddled bear bear again and continued snoring my head off with him. :P
-but not for long, coz PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more mins." and absolutely no thanks to her who removed my showerchair! >< meaning once she got me kitted, she made me walk to the loo for two tinkles, before making me walk over to wash and dry both hands, befoe she THREW (ouch!) me down the stairs. :P come on, guys, i'm only joking; PIG mum's a stick! she can't move me if i don't let her! (and believe me, she's tried before; when i'm in bed and she flies into one of her rages and tries to tear me from the bed so she can throw me outta the house ><)
-breakfast was my awesome frosties cereal! i think i'll only eat it every sunday, to save it. :)
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung's jazz dids all day (actually, for the first trip to church we didn't listen to anything at all)
-service: PIG mum gleefully made up poor em to stand up for like four songs, isang the harmony for two and clapped along with another.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, his sermon was part two of a four part series.
-no communion afterwards, just PIG mum who took me to the loo and gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the rail. :(
-i got a few bikkies, chippies, and a plastic cup of cordial for morning tea.
-aunty a drove me to bible study again. thanks to her who helped me buckle my seatbelt. then, thanks to pole plop who helped me up the two steps to fi's house, and dr. lee who helped me wipe down my shoes. then i got to sit in that armchair. complete, blessed safety for one hour. :)
-we continued our study on that little book about prayer. there was no wrap-up; just PIG mum who took me to the loo once, then dad tootled us off to plaza. dunno why he so meanly and deliberately parked where dong fong/sunnybank oriental's situated; guess it just gave PIG mum immense pleasure to make me walk all the way up. but thanks to aunty a who walked with me. :)
-lunch: lol, i asked for a japanese milk green tea with PEARL! dunno why dad came back with one for me with PUDDING! :p i asked for an ultimate burger meal from KFC this time (i had a two piece feed last week), and got almost have the burger and a small chomp from the chicken. one bite of the bread roll, and maybe half a pack of the small chippies dunked in potato and gravy. lee sat with us - and he bought me two harsiubing, as promised! too bad both dad and aunty a wanted some; i had no choice but to give aunty a one quarter and dad a nibble.
-the parents made me walk all the way back out to the car, and dad tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last trip of the day.
-at home, PIG mum handed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. then she kicked me off to bed. i sang half my second-favourite song and almoist all of my favourite song inside my head, then fell asleep.
-again, no thanks to mean PIG mum who got me kitted then made me walk all the way to the bathroom for my shower - i washed my hair today, and not only did she gleefully force poor ela to scrub various parts of my body ninety times, she even gleefully forced poor ela to asisst with my putting on of socks, knickers, and pants! ><
-then she made me walk outside to the computer switch, ,made me bend awkwardly to turn the switch on, then made me walk back to the computer.
-anyways, house's on @ 9:30 tonight; fingers crossed that i can watch it! i'll try to come back with my final plodding total for today, but just in case i can't, today i was hard at work plodding 10074 steps today. but i'm not sure if the total's really accurate; i'll check it tonight, and i may halve that total for toms.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
good afternoon! em's newest final plodding total now stands at 3395. hmm ... i was going for my naruto and facebook fix, but i think i'll type out today's events first:
- firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once this morning without plummeting to her death. o_O :P back in bed, my darling bear bear glomped me and wished me a happy birthday. itchy and emperor did the same, but when bear bear looked over to see why K1 wasn't adding his birthday wishes along with the rest of them, he saw the silly flower was still fast asleep snoiring his head off. :p
-tessa came around 10am. she did intend to take me out to sizzlers! she said it was her shout; dunno why the parents wouldn't allow us to go out. :( sth about tess not asking my parents first? dunno ... will try again next week. :)
-i brushed my teeth, went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast was a cuppa, white and two, and a slice of toast with some yummy ham and egg. and tess brought me some KFC! spicy, too bad, so my poor mouth caught on fire and i needed tess to pour me a mug of milk, but still, yum!
-tess gave ela a massage and painted me red while i read her library book about being a chaplain in a hospital. then she took me once more to the loo before she left. i just sat and read my bookclub novel until PIG mum arrived home.
-lunch was a yummy slice of that chocolate cake aunty tiffany had brought over for me! thanks to PIG mum who picked out all the almond? some nut, anyways, slices she could find. i still came across two nut slices; but since they were covered in cake, i didn't taste them, and hence no itchy throat or swollen lips. :)
-i plopped online until chrissy came - a few minutes EARLY! *FAINTS* :P well, i did beg her to come on time, it being my bday and all.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today. i had a tinkle just after chrissy flipped the water off, another one when i was drying myself. i creamed myself, got rekitted and had one last tinkle when chrissy was tying elf's shoelaces.
-arvo tea was a mug of tea with 1.5 teaspoonfuls of sugar, and half a slice of chocolate cake. lol, chrissy said her bday present to me was letting me suck on the teabag twice. :p
-chrissy gave ela a massage at 5:40 in exchange for leaving at 5:50. she and jason are having big fat steaks for dinner tonight, and she says she'll send me a happy bday message on facebook! that's right, i gotta thank all my friends and family who emailed bday wishes over! thanks, guys. em feels loved. :)
-cool, my bday party should start in roughly twenty minutes. should i get my facebook fix or my naruto fix? decisions, decisions ... righteo, i'll try to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yay, mr. tree of life, thanks for the comment! unfortunately, sorry, i've no idea who you are ... could you please reveal yourself? :)
- firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once this morning without plummeting to her death. o_O :P back in bed, my darling bear bear glomped me and wished me a happy birthday. itchy and emperor did the same, but when bear bear looked over to see why K1 wasn't adding his birthday wishes along with the rest of them, he saw the silly flower was still fast asleep snoiring his head off. :p
-tessa came around 10am. she did intend to take me out to sizzlers! she said it was her shout; dunno why the parents wouldn't allow us to go out. :( sth about tess not asking my parents first? dunno ... will try again next week. :)
-i brushed my teeth, went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast was a cuppa, white and two, and a slice of toast with some yummy ham and egg. and tess brought me some KFC! spicy, too bad, so my poor mouth caught on fire and i needed tess to pour me a mug of milk, but still, yum!
-tess gave ela a massage and painted me red while i read her library book about being a chaplain in a hospital. then she took me once more to the loo before she left. i just sat and read my bookclub novel until PIG mum arrived home.
-lunch was a yummy slice of that chocolate cake aunty tiffany had brought over for me! thanks to PIG mum who picked out all the almond? some nut, anyways, slices she could find. i still came across two nut slices; but since they were covered in cake, i didn't taste them, and hence no itchy throat or swollen lips. :)
-i plopped online until chrissy came - a few minutes EARLY! *FAINTS* :P well, i did beg her to come on time, it being my bday and all.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today. i had a tinkle just after chrissy flipped the water off, another one when i was drying myself. i creamed myself, got rekitted and had one last tinkle when chrissy was tying elf's shoelaces.
-arvo tea was a mug of tea with 1.5 teaspoonfuls of sugar, and half a slice of chocolate cake. lol, chrissy said her bday present to me was letting me suck on the teabag twice. :p
-chrissy gave ela a massage at 5:40 in exchange for leaving at 5:50. she and jason are having big fat steaks for dinner tonight, and she says she'll send me a happy bday message on facebook! that's right, i gotta thank all my friends and family who emailed bday wishes over! thanks, guys. em feels loved. :)
-cool, my bday party should start in roughly twenty minutes. should i get my facebook fix or my naruto fix? decisions, decisions ... righteo, i'll try to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yay, mr. tree of life, thanks for the comment! unfortunately, sorry, i've no idea who you are ... could you please reveal yourself? :)
Friday, March 19, 2010
saturday post3
good afternoon! em's twenty-three today!! meaning i should write everything out in full, but coz i never remember, i'll just type it out like normal, then copy and paste the post in my taleofepic2 journal. well, if chrissy manages to arrive on time, she should be here in eight mins. i've still got ONE HOUR and TWENTY minutes left to mr from tonight (not even counting the time left over from other days, but since my bday party's on tonight, i mightn't get the chance to pop back online, so let me just record down that i was hard at work plodding 3076 steps today. cyas hopefully later!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, March 18, 2010
thursday post 4b
good evening! em's final plodding total now stands at 9189. just quickly:
-nice hot shower with evelyn - i washed my hair today.
-off to garbo! evelyn made me walk in. a brief spat occurred coz evelyn wanted to make me to get my own book; we cleared that up by ringing PIG mum. so, evelyn did get me a book, but i had to walk up to the counter and find out my pin number, which was sth like 5876! i changed it, then reservedthe book mrs. perkins suggested for me, only to learn that pickup'll cost like sixty cents! so evelyn and i ended up buying the book at borders tonight, so i cancelled the reservation for the book.
-evelyn was making me walk to foodcourt - when we bumped into mariana and david! so mariana introduced me to david (we shook hands, i think he's working in pest control now) and i introduced evelyn and mariana to each other. david told me that he and mariana were out looking for furniture to furnish their new home.
-we said our byes, and evelyn made me walk to foodcourt.
-for the first time in what surely must be at least SIX MONTHS, i got a two piece feed! :) i wanted that with a low fat shake, but evelyn said i couldn't, so i tried for an orange juice. only she said no to that also! *sigh* i ended up just having a water. evelyn got herself a two piece feed also - only she must have really dead tastebuds, coz she went and got some SALT to sprinkle on her chicken! when i asked her, amazed, "evelyn, isn't KFC chicken salty enough already?!" she replied that only the outside was salty, not the inside!
-we went to woolies next - i found my frosties!! :) we also went to the bakery to buy a loaf of bread. evelyn took me once to the loo - making me both dak andun-dak myself.
-one more thing: dunno why evelyn kept saying i didn't need to help wheel myself in sparkless. but i enjoyed the free ride, and ela enjoyed the extra few hours to gently tuck in. of course, horrid PIG mum's sitting beside me now, tearing and wrenching it out. :(
-toms: physio at your :p turn, i think. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me out to naz's for a kebab afterwards. and, i think, UF at night. i still haven't had the chance to ask charlsy or quiet dan if i'm still welcome to attend UF anymore. anyways, hope everyone enjoys their end to the week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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-nice hot shower with evelyn - i washed my hair today.
-off to garbo! evelyn made me walk in. a brief spat occurred coz evelyn wanted to make me to get my own book; we cleared that up by ringing PIG mum. so, evelyn did get me a book, but i had to walk up to the counter and find out my pin number, which was sth like 5876! i changed it, then reservedthe book mrs. perkins suggested for me, only to learn that pickup'll cost like sixty cents! so evelyn and i ended up buying the book at borders tonight, so i cancelled the reservation for the book.
-evelyn was making me walk to foodcourt - when we bumped into mariana and david! so mariana introduced me to david (we shook hands, i think he's working in pest control now) and i introduced evelyn and mariana to each other. david told me that he and mariana were out looking for furniture to furnish their new home.
-we said our byes, and evelyn made me walk to foodcourt.
-for the first time in what surely must be at least SIX MONTHS, i got a two piece feed! :) i wanted that with a low fat shake, but evelyn said i couldn't, so i tried for an orange juice. only she said no to that also! *sigh* i ended up just having a water. evelyn got herself a two piece feed also - only she must have really dead tastebuds, coz she went and got some SALT to sprinkle on her chicken! when i asked her, amazed, "evelyn, isn't KFC chicken salty enough already?!" she replied that only the outside was salty, not the inside!
-we went to woolies next - i found my frosties!! :) we also went to the bakery to buy a loaf of bread. evelyn took me once to the loo - making me both dak andun-dak myself.
-one more thing: dunno why evelyn kept saying i didn't need to help wheel myself in sparkless. but i enjoyed the free ride, and ela enjoyed the extra few hours to gently tuck in. of course, horrid PIG mum's sitting beside me now, tearing and wrenching it out. :(
-toms: physio at your :p turn, i think. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me out to naz's for a kebab afterwards. and, i think, UF at night. i still haven't had the chance to ask charlsy or quiet dan if i'm still welcome to attend UF anymore. anyways, hope everyone enjoys their end to the week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
thursday post 4
good afternoon! righteo, if PIG mum plays fair, i've still got ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES left online for me tonight, but just in case she won't let me back online, em was hard at work plodding 5836 steps today. actually, i haven't even nrought forward the other times she's owed me ... anyways. evelyn should arrive in fifteen mins, five or take, so just
-breakfast was my new nesquik cereal! yummy!
-kyabra failed toturn up ... dunno why? so i spent like forty-five minutes trying to read. 'twas somewhat difficult, coz PIG mum 1. wouldn't let me rest against the back rest, 2. encouraged poor ela to place up on the table top, and 3. wouldn't let me rest my legs up. so it was fairly difficult to enjoy my book club novel, but i managed.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she 'encouraged' poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to chris tomlin all day. PIG mum's still hogging the CD player all for herself. ai, whatever.
-off to buranda so i could be turned into a pincushion! o_O :P PIG mum encouraged me walk in. i took a seat, browsed a gossip mag, until dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion! o_O :P no new places today, though.
-back outside in the sitting room, i browsed another new idea mag as PIG mum kindly rocked off to buy some sushi for our lunch.
-she encouraged me walk back to the car, tootled us off to UQ for physio.
-a toilet trip first, then i sat and waited as PIG mum flounced off to pay.
-nelson and kirsten came for me, Forced me to walk inside.
-lotsa sit-to-stands today, also some cone reaching for era. i met a new student called ... lol, i forgot. but they walked me back down at the end, and much thanks to nelson who helped me with my seatbelt.
-PIG mum tootled us home. after flicking on the computer switch, i toortled online.
-well, it's right on 4pm, evelyn should arrive shortly. and she's taking me out to garbo tonight! no doubt PIG mum won't allow me to do this, or eat that, but oh well. i'm sure i'll have fun withevelyn tonight! iplan to pick myself up a packet of frosties - yum yum! and maybe a bread roll from breadtop for tomorrow's arvo tea ... awesome.
-anyways, will try my hardest to come back with the rest of tonight's events after i get back from garbo!
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast was my new nesquik cereal! yummy!
-kyabra failed toturn up ... dunno why? so i spent like forty-five minutes trying to read. 'twas somewhat difficult, coz PIG mum 1. wouldn't let me rest against the back rest, 2. encouraged poor ela to place up on the table top, and 3. wouldn't let me rest my legs up. so it was fairly difficult to enjoy my book club novel, but i managed.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she 'encouraged' poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to chris tomlin all day. PIG mum's still hogging the CD player all for herself. ai, whatever.
-off to buranda so i could be turned into a pincushion! o_O :P PIG mum encouraged me walk in. i took a seat, browsed a gossip mag, until dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion! o_O :P no new places today, though.
-back outside in the sitting room, i browsed another new idea mag as PIG mum kindly rocked off to buy some sushi for our lunch.
-she encouraged me walk back to the car, tootled us off to UQ for physio.
-a toilet trip first, then i sat and waited as PIG mum flounced off to pay.
-nelson and kirsten came for me, Forced me to walk inside.
-lotsa sit-to-stands today, also some cone reaching for era. i met a new student called ... lol, i forgot. but they walked me back down at the end, and much thanks to nelson who helped me with my seatbelt.
-PIG mum tootled us home. after flicking on the computer switch, i toortled online.
-well, it's right on 4pm, evelyn should arrive shortly. and she's taking me out to garbo tonight! no doubt PIG mum won't allow me to do this, or eat that, but oh well. i'm sure i'll have fun withevelyn tonight! iplan to pick myself up a packet of frosties - yum yum! and maybe a bread roll from breadtop for tomorrow's arvo tea ... awesome.
-anyways, will try my hardest to come back with the rest of tonight's events after i get back from garbo!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post2b
good evening! my final plodding total for today now stands at 9435. anyways, PIG mum says she's booting me off at 10:01pm. so, just quickly:
-off to ring bells at vedelago. i managed 1720 bells today, i think.
-a loo trip @ maccas, then we both had the mighty big breakfast - a hash brown and a sausage and bacon and egg mcmuffin and an orange juice. yummy.
-torture session at vincent the physios. >< argh. i survived, even better, i think he won't show up on my bday! see, i explained, "you save money coz you don't haveta buy me a present; i save money coz i don't haveta pay your physio fees."
-back home, aunty wendy was waiting! and i received my first bday card and present! :) lol, guess i'll have ten bucks to spend on sth when evelyn takes me out to garbo toms night.
-even nicer, aunty wendy brought me lunch! she'd actually cooked it for her daughter, christine, to take to work this morning. some yummy fried rice with turkey and ham. i did ask what oil she'd cooked with (olive, not peanut) then enjoyed a yummy chocolate nesquik. aunty wendy also peeled and chopped me up a pear into small chunks.
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo then we said our byes - off to aunty anna's for a haircut!
-not only did i get a high-class mushroom haircut, i got a high-class mushroom BIRTHDAY haircut! :) then i sat an
-bedtime! bye! toms:
-a kyabra lady's coming at 10am
-em the pincushion come midday :P
-NAB clinic at 1:30
-and, yippee! i think evelyn's taking meto garbo toms night -score!
cheers,
em. ^^
-off to ring bells at vedelago. i managed 1720 bells today, i think.
-a loo trip @ maccas, then we both had the mighty big breakfast - a hash brown and a sausage and bacon and egg mcmuffin and an orange juice. yummy.
-torture session at vincent the physios. >< argh. i survived, even better, i think he won't show up on my bday! see, i explained, "you save money coz you don't haveta buy me a present; i save money coz i don't haveta pay your physio fees."
-back home, aunty wendy was waiting! and i received my first bday card and present! :) lol, guess i'll have ten bucks to spend on sth when evelyn takes me out to garbo toms night.
-even nicer, aunty wendy brought me lunch! she'd actually cooked it for her daughter, christine, to take to work this morning. some yummy fried rice with turkey and ham. i did ask what oil she'd cooked with (olive, not peanut) then enjoyed a yummy chocolate nesquik. aunty wendy also peeled and chopped me up a pear into small chunks.
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo then we said our byes - off to aunty anna's for a haircut!
-not only did i get a high-class mushroom haircut, i got a high-class mushroom BIRTHDAY haircut! :) then i sat an
-bedtime! bye! toms:
-a kyabra lady's coming at 10am
-em the pincushion come midday :P
-NAB clinic at 1:30
-and, yippee! i think evelyn's taking meto garbo toms night -score!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
wednesday post3
good afternoon! well, if chrissy manages to arrive on time (which i highly doubt :P) she should be here in ... well, she should be here right now, it's 4pm! i should be able to plop back online tonight, but just in case, em was hard at work plodding n5147 steps today.anyways, today's events?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked both thumbs gently back in for some more sleep, then cuddled bear bear and emperor and snored my head off. :P K1 was somewhat cranky; dad'd bent him upright already. "that's not fair!!!!" he wailed. "you and bear bear and emperor and itchy get to keep sleeping! why must I get up already??!!" aww, poor K1. :P
-so i snored my head off until PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more minutes."
-i used the pot :p once more, got kitted. PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, took one sip from the required glass of water. i confess, i held both cups 'incorrectly'.
-breakfast was two weetbix with a wee amount of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards. one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic. i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she encouraged poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to the nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe singer, andy hui, all day.:P i don't get it, in the past, if a certain disc was in the car, e.g. josh groban, and i wanted to change the disc to say, human nature, i'd wait till we got back into the car before changing the disc. now, for whatever reason that so pleases my PIG mother, she's decided that she wants to listen to andy hui ALL DAY. dunno why, but oh well. i'll survive.
-anyways, chrissy's here now, so i'll try to come back with today's plodding total and events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked both thumbs gently back in for some more sleep, then cuddled bear bear and emperor and snored my head off. :P K1 was somewhat cranky; dad'd bent him upright already. "that's not fair!!!!" he wailed. "you and bear bear and emperor and itchy get to keep sleeping! why must I get up already??!!" aww, poor K1. :P
-so i snored my head off until PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more minutes."
-i used the pot :p once more, got kitted. PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, took one sip from the required glass of water. i confess, i held both cups 'incorrectly'.
-breakfast was two weetbix with a wee amount of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards. one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic. i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she encouraged poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to the nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe singer, andy hui, all day.:P i don't get it, in the past, if a certain disc was in the car, e.g. josh groban, and i wanted to change the disc to say, human nature, i'd wait till we got back into the car before changing the disc. now, for whatever reason that so pleases my PIG mother, she's decided that she wants to listen to andy hui ALL DAY. dunno why, but oh well. i'll survive.
-anyways, chrissy's here now, so i'll try to come back with today's plodding total and events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post5
good evening! em was hard at work plodding 7299. lol, i'm tempted to stand up and walk one step forward to make my total 7300. hehe, actually, PIG mum's just ordered me to do that. :P so yup, my plodding total's now 7300. :P anyways, umm, ok ... PIG mum's just ordered me to stop coz i've gotta get up early to ring bells toms. so g'nite!
cheers,
em. ^@^
P.S. PIG mum thinks the @ between my usual ^^ looks like a nose! :P
cheers,
em. ^@^
P.S. PIG mum thinks the @ between my usual ^^ looks like a nose! :P
Sunday, March 14, 2010
monday post 3
good afternoon! anyways, sorry that PIG mum was a big fat meaniepoo and wouldn't let me back online after house, but i remembered my favourite line to put up!
"yeah, we all know you like being my sock puppet." house to chase. haha!! :Peven worse, PIG mum, after she gleefully forced poor me to plod 4000+ steps on the treadmill last night, refused to let me back online to note down my final plodding total! so i thought i'd reset my pedometer and just shake it back up to 200, the usual number of steps it takes me to walk from the kitchen to the bathroom. however, PIG mum heard me shake it, lost her temper and snatched it away! >< meaning i've had to count out aloud every single step so far. and up until now, i've been hard at work plodding 1481 steps so far. and finally, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight! anyways, me gonna check my email first, then get my facebook fix. :P chrissy should be here by then, so i'll sign off for now and try to come back with my final plodding total tonight!
cheers,
em. Z^@@^
"yeah, we all know you like being my sock puppet." house to chase. haha!! :Peven worse, PIG mum, after she gleefully forced poor me to plod 4000+ steps on the treadmill last night, refused to let me back online to note down my final plodding total! so i thought i'd reset my pedometer and just shake it back up to 200, the usual number of steps it takes me to walk from the kitchen to the bathroom. however, PIG mum heard me shake it, lost her temper and snatched it away! >< meaning i've had to count out aloud every single step so far. and up until now, i've been hard at work plodding 1481 steps so far. and finally, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight! anyways, me gonna check my email first, then get my facebook fix. :P chrissy should be here by then, so i'll sign off for now and try to come back with my final plodding total tonight!
cheers,
em. Z^@@^
sunday post 3
good evening! now, i know i didn't pop online till 7:45pm, but i can't stay online till 9:45pm coz house is on tonight!meaning i hope i can come back online after house to log in my final plodding total and the spam count, but just in case i can't, from 6:20pm i was hard at work plodding 958 steps (dad took my pedometer away last night and refused to give it back to me! >< and the spam count for the weekend is 41.
argh, the parents are going to force poor em to plod on the treadmill for thirty minutes! save me! ><
-breakfast this mo
-time to go! i'll try to come back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^
argh, the parents are going to force poor em to plod on the treadmill for thirty minutes! save me! ><
-breakfast this mo
-time to go! i'll try to come back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^
Friday, March 12, 2010
saturday post3b
ooh, i've totally forgotten about my bday wishlist! guess i'll just stick it up every second day now, it's only one week till my bday!
-a kinder surprise! i haven't had one since primary school, surely! and that was TEN YEARS ago!!
-a new novel. my favourite authors are raymond e. feist, janny wurts, david feintuch and lian hearn.
-a new teddy. em loves teddies. :)
--mother PROMISED me a really BIG present if I stopped asking her for sticky and my walkbelt. I decided I’d like an i-phone, and stopped asking. Sadly, though, she hasn’t delivered as promised. Why? “because you cling desperately onto everything else you find.” Fair enough, but so what? That wasn’t part of our deal, which was, put simply, “Emily stops asking mother for walking stick and walk belt, mother buys Emily an i-phone!” argh, whatever … guess I can only keep asking …
-two more goldfish, to replace poor silver and bronze, who passed away mid-2008. but i know i'll see them in heaven again, someday. :)
- a packet of glow in the dark stars! like i've said before, sorry kwany, but the packet you gave me awhile back like. don't. work! :P
-a packet of frosties! not the healthiest of cereals, i know, but come on! i haven't eaten any for years and years!
-anyways, i'll stick this wishlist up once more on monday and again on the 19th (the night before my birthday)
-and hallelujah! the doorbell rang! i wonder which carer i've got ... karen!!!!!!! :D
-a kinder surprise! i haven't had one since primary school, surely! and that was TEN YEARS ago!!
-a new novel. my favourite authors are raymond e. feist, janny wurts, david feintuch and lian hearn.
-a new teddy. em loves teddies. :)
--mother PROMISED me a really BIG present if I stopped asking her for sticky and my walkbelt. I decided I’d like an i-phone, and stopped asking. Sadly, though, she hasn’t delivered as promised. Why? “because you cling desperately onto everything else you find.” Fair enough, but so what? That wasn’t part of our deal, which was, put simply, “Emily stops asking mother for walking stick and walk belt, mother buys Emily an i-phone!” argh, whatever … guess I can only keep asking …
-two more goldfish, to replace poor silver and bronze, who passed away mid-2008. but i know i'll see them in heaven again, someday. :)
- a packet of glow in the dark stars! like i've said before, sorry kwany, but the packet you gave me awhile back like. don't. work! :P
-a packet of frosties! not the healthiest of cereals, i know, but come on! i haven't eaten any for years and years!
-anyways, i'll stick this wishlist up once more on monday and again on the 19th (the night before my birthday)
-and hallelujah! the doorbell rang! i wonder which carer i've got ... karen!!!!!!! :D
saturday post3a
good afternoon! well, hopefully tonight, i'll be allowed back on for my remaining FORTY MINUTES, but just in case not, today i was hard at work plodding 6231 steps.righteo, last night's events first:
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to plod on the treadmill for twenty minutes, then claimed to do the same herself while i was watching SBS's world news and getting my roasted feet :P for the day.
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo before we left. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to church. dunno why he wouldn't drive down to the building; instead, the parents preferred me walking all the way down. :(
-i sat in between joey and mikey, who introduced me to a girl named dorothy who's doing first year law at QUT.
-well, this sem, i'm in quiet dan's group. :) my thanks to whichever thoughtful person who decided that quiet dan's group could stay seated in the main hall. :)
-we did a bible study on 'me'! thanks to julz who made us all cups of green tea (woolies brand) and refilled mine twice. and yes, i sucked the teabag. :P
-only then the three cups of tea rushed down, and i needed the bathroom. >< so much thanks to joey who helped me there and back. :)
-then it was outside to watch some heads get shaved! thanks to julz and joey who passed me a bikkie each, and ross who let me feel his smooth head after he'd been shaved. he looks like a monk!
-dad picked me up and tootled me home. repeat the usual bedtime routine, then i hit the sack. zzz. :P
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to the pot :P once this morning without falling to her death! o_O :P back in bed, i think it was around 7am, soi tugged that bloody annoying splint off then cuddled emperor and bear bear and snored my head off till evelyn came. :P ten minutes early, actually.
-she gave me ten more minutes, before getting me up and kitted then Forcing me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. then she Forced me to walk to the kitchen to prepare my breakfast, like, getting stuff out of the fridge, putting bread in the toaster, etc.
-i buttered myself two slices of bread before making myself a yummy ham and egg sandwhich. evelyn brought my mug of milo over, my first cup i could hold 'incorrectly'. actually, 'twas funny. originally, evelyn had said that she was going to let me make myself a cup, but for some reason, she stopped me after i'd only put one teaspoon in. i squawked at her that 'twas supposed to be two teaspoonfuls and that if she didn't believe me, she could go check the can. she did, then came back and stuck one more teaspoon in. :) i thought it best not to mention that i used to take FIVE teaspoons in my milo. :P
-i read my new bookclub novel, mr. pip. evelyn SMS'd away on her mobile.
-evelyn took me once to the loo before vincent the physio arrived. thanks to her who passed me a glass of water - in my favourite PIG mum glass - -but even better? the phone rang. evelyn passed it to me. "hello?" says i. "hello emily, this is vincent. you must be happy." "you can't come?!" i squeal excitedly. "nope, i'm busy. see you next week." after he hung up, i sent a very thankful prayer to god. :) now ... what do you think my chances are of persuading him not to come next week, either? i mean, next saturday's my birthday!!
-evelyn and i played wii. first, i beat her in two games of tennis, then i also beat her in two games of bowling.
-dad invited evelyn to have lunch with us; she made herself a ham and tomato sauce sauce sandwhich.
-lunch for me was rice, lotsa lettuce, a bit of ham, and a short chunk of half-burnt sausage. lunch was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum ordered me to read for awhile without leaning against the back of the seat, while she chomped her lunch. after she'd finished, she took me once to the loo (no guesses as to who made who to do everything), before i tootled online.
-well, hopefully a carer will turn up at 4pm; that's in roughly seven minutes. anyways, will try my best to come back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to plod on the treadmill for twenty minutes, then claimed to do the same herself while i was watching SBS's world news and getting my roasted feet :P for the day.
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo before we left. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to church. dunno why he wouldn't drive down to the building; instead, the parents preferred me walking all the way down. :(
-i sat in between joey and mikey, who introduced me to a girl named dorothy who's doing first year law at QUT.
-well, this sem, i'm in quiet dan's group. :) my thanks to whichever thoughtful person who decided that quiet dan's group could stay seated in the main hall. :)
-we did a bible study on 'me'! thanks to julz who made us all cups of green tea (woolies brand) and refilled mine twice. and yes, i sucked the teabag. :P
-only then the three cups of tea rushed down, and i needed the bathroom. >< so much thanks to joey who helped me there and back. :)
-then it was outside to watch some heads get shaved! thanks to julz and joey who passed me a bikkie each, and ross who let me feel his smooth head after he'd been shaved. he looks like a monk!
-dad picked me up and tootled me home. repeat the usual bedtime routine, then i hit the sack. zzz. :P
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to the pot :P once this morning without falling to her death! o_O :P back in bed, i think it was around 7am, soi tugged that bloody annoying splint off then cuddled emperor and bear bear and snored my head off till evelyn came. :P ten minutes early, actually.
-she gave me ten more minutes, before getting me up and kitted then Forcing me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. then she Forced me to walk to the kitchen to prepare my breakfast, like, getting stuff out of the fridge, putting bread in the toaster, etc.
-i buttered myself two slices of bread before making myself a yummy ham and egg sandwhich. evelyn brought my mug of milo over, my first cup i could hold 'incorrectly'. actually, 'twas funny. originally, evelyn had said that she was going to let me make myself a cup, but for some reason, she stopped me after i'd only put one teaspoon in. i squawked at her that 'twas supposed to be two teaspoonfuls and that if she didn't believe me, she could go check the can. she did, then came back and stuck one more teaspoon in. :) i thought it best not to mention that i used to take FIVE teaspoons in my milo. :P
-i read my new bookclub novel, mr. pip. evelyn SMS'd away on her mobile.
-evelyn took me once to the loo before vincent the physio arrived. thanks to her who passed me a glass of water - in my favourite PIG mum glass - -but even better? the phone rang. evelyn passed it to me. "hello?" says i. "hello emily, this is vincent. you must be happy." "you can't come?!" i squeal excitedly. "nope, i'm busy. see you next week." after he hung up, i sent a very thankful prayer to god. :) now ... what do you think my chances are of persuading him not to come next week, either? i mean, next saturday's my birthday!!
-evelyn and i played wii. first, i beat her in two games of tennis, then i also beat her in two games of bowling.
-dad invited evelyn to have lunch with us; she made herself a ham and tomato sauce sauce sandwhich.
-lunch for me was rice, lotsa lettuce, a bit of ham, and a short chunk of half-burnt sausage. lunch was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum ordered me to read for awhile without leaning against the back of the seat, while she chomped her lunch. after she'd finished, she took me once to the loo (no guesses as to who made who to do everything), before i tootled online.
-well, hopefully a carer will turn up at 4pm; that's in roughly seven minutes. anyways, will try my best to come back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post5b
good evening! em's final plodding total now stands at 4221. PIG mum doesn't believe that, but i can say for sure i haven't shaken my pedometer today. anyways, when i come back home tonight, i'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's 160.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's 160.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
thursday post 3b
good afternoon again!
my last post said i was owed one hour and twenty-five mins when i came back from uni fellowship tonight. anyways, i've just finished a session with daniel and evelyn's just arrived, eight minsutes late today, and my new final plodding total is now 3540. well, evelyn's just having a yak with PIG mum right now, so i'll just start on the day's events:
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once.
-showertime now! i'll try to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'm now owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES tonight. bye!
my last post said i was owed one hour and twenty-five mins when i came back from uni fellowship tonight. anyways, i've just finished a session with daniel and evelyn's just arrived, eight minsutes late today, and my new final plodding total is now 3540. well, evelyn's just having a yak with PIG mum right now, so i'll just start on the day's events:
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once.
-showertime now! i'll try to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'm now owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES tonight. bye!
friday post 4
good afternoon! well, looking at the time, when i get back from uni fellowship tonight, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES! but, just in case PIG mum won't allow me back online, today i was hard at work plodding 3266 steps. righteo, today's events?
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, ela's thumb crept back inside to accompany era's thumb, then i snored my head off with bear bear and emperor. K1 sulked coz he'd already been twisted up, by dearest dad. "you guys are still snoring your heads off!" he complained, "what about me?!" aww, poor K1. lol. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up later, K1 had indeed been so exhausted he'd collasped back down! :P so PIG mum bent him back up to face the sun.
-i used the pot :p once more, PIG mum again refusing to roll me into the bathroom so i could do a stinky unspeakable. she got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a little honey. i took one sip from the required mug of water first. 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day.
-anyways, daniel's here, so i'll try to bbl later tonight, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, ela's thumb crept back inside to accompany era's thumb, then i snored my head off with bear bear and emperor. K1 sulked coz he'd already been twisted up, by dearest dad. "you guys are still snoring your heads off!" he complained, "what about me?!" aww, poor K1. lol. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up later, K1 had indeed been so exhausted he'd collasped back down! :P so PIG mum bent him back up to face the sun.
-i used the pot :p once more, PIG mum again refusing to roll me into the bathroom so i could do a stinky unspeakable. she got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a little honey. i took one sip from the required mug of water first. 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day.
-anyways, daniel's here, so i'll try to bbl later tonight, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 4B
GOOD EVENING! MY FINAL PLODDING TOTAL FOR THURSDAY NOW STANDS AT 6544. shrieking, sorry! >< anyways, events after my last post:
-a nice warm shower for me today: i washed my hair. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts of me 50 times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum of course finding every opportunity she could to gleefully force poor ela to help out.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car, and she tootled us off to logan north library for the monthly book club!
-PIG mum made (5th and last time) me walk inside. the room wasn't ready yet, so i took a seat until the librarian opened it.
-the new librarian's name is amanda. somehow, she already knew my name!
-jan, i think? kindly made me a cuppa, white and two, my first i could hold 'incorrectly'. she also passed me two yummy scotch fingers.
-discussion on the book started. we all shared and joked around. :) much thanks to esther who poured me a second cuppa and three more bikkies (one choc chip, one anzac, and one white cream) to munch on.
-PIG mum came back and took me to the loo once more for two tinkles.
-too bad, all the girls are having drinks at the coffee club tonight! june said PIG mum and i were more than welcome to attend, but trust mean PIG mum to refuse. :( that's THREE book clubs in a row she's refused to take me out to dinner after book club. :(
-so PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways this time, the last trip of the day.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer. guess i'm skipping dinner tonight ... well, hope PIG mum'll have a big breakfast ready for me toms! :)
-toms: physio at your :p turn. hopefully cara comes with morning tea and a bikkie/banana! do you think i'll haveta ask if she can give PIG mum an apple to stop her from pinching at least half of my banana?
-anyways, going for my facebook fix now, and, if i've the time, my naruto fix! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-a nice warm shower for me today: i washed my hair. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts of me 50 times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum of course finding every opportunity she could to gleefully force poor ela to help out.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car, and she tootled us off to logan north library for the monthly book club!
-PIG mum made (5th and last time) me walk inside. the room wasn't ready yet, so i took a seat until the librarian opened it.
-the new librarian's name is amanda. somehow, she already knew my name!
-jan, i think? kindly made me a cuppa, white and two, my first i could hold 'incorrectly'. she also passed me two yummy scotch fingers.
-discussion on the book started. we all shared and joked around. :) much thanks to esther who poured me a second cuppa and three more bikkies (one choc chip, one anzac, and one white cream) to munch on.
-PIG mum came back and took me to the loo once more for two tinkles.
-too bad, all the girls are having drinks at the coffee club tonight! june said PIG mum and i were more than welcome to attend, but trust mean PIG mum to refuse. :( that's THREE book clubs in a row she's refused to take me out to dinner after book club. :(
-so PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways this time, the last trip of the day.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer. guess i'm skipping dinner tonight ... well, hope PIG mum'll have a big breakfast ready for me toms! :)
-toms: physio at your :p turn. hopefully cara comes with morning tea and a bikkie/banana! do you think i'll haveta ask if she can give PIG mum an apple to stop her from pinching at least half of my banana?
-anyways, going for my facebook fix now, and, if i've the time, my naruto fix! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-Whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (FRIDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. >< ...
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (FRIDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. >< ...
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
thursday post 7
good afternoon!
argh, why is karen not here?! i rang CODA this arvo and they said karen would be coming!! >< anyways, today i was hard at work plodding 4880 steps today. righteo, quickly, today's events?
-when dearest dad got up this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, ela's thumb joined era's in tucking in for some more sleep, then i cuddled bear bear and snored my head off. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i used the pot :P again. then PIG mum got me kitted before making me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-i took one sip from the required glass of water. breakfast was two weetbix with a little honey, then PIG mum kindly popped me my drugs :P afterwards. i was extremely careful to hold the cup 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to burunda for acupuncture with dr. lin. she gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in.
-dr. lin came in, stuck needles all over me. o_O stupid ela decided to hurt after they were inserted, but dr. lin says that's okay.
-after acupuncture, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) to some sushi place for lunch. i tried a FRIED sushi roll for the first time - yummy! i drank an orange juice, PIG mum some iced coffee thing she didn't like. but she had a tuna and egg roll - very yummy! i wanna try that next time!
UQ for physio. a loo trip, then PIG mum flounced off to pay, for whatever reason refusing to pass me a gossip mag. so i just asked some physio student who wandered past to hand me one. :)
-nelson and lisa came for me, lent me a walkbelt, then Forced me to walk in.
-i met a new supervisor called jill!
-so just sit-to-stands today, and reachy work for era. kirsten popped along to say hi. :) and reminded me that coz nelson's a boy, they smell. :p
-CODA sucks. no-one's coming. ><
-showertime! cya later!
argh, why is karen not here?! i rang CODA this arvo and they said karen would be coming!! >< anyways, today i was hard at work plodding 4880 steps today. righteo, quickly, today's events?
-when dearest dad got up this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, ela's thumb joined era's in tucking in for some more sleep, then i cuddled bear bear and snored my head off. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i used the pot :P again. then PIG mum got me kitted before making me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-i took one sip from the required glass of water. breakfast was two weetbix with a little honey, then PIG mum kindly popped me my drugs :P afterwards. i was extremely careful to hold the cup 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to burunda for acupuncture with dr. lin. she gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in.
-dr. lin came in, stuck needles all over me. o_O stupid ela decided to hurt after they were inserted, but dr. lin says that's okay.
-after acupuncture, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) to some sushi place for lunch. i tried a FRIED sushi roll for the first time - yummy! i drank an orange juice, PIG mum some iced coffee thing she didn't like. but she had a tuna and egg roll - very yummy! i wanna try that next time!
UQ for physio. a loo trip, then PIG mum flounced off to pay, for whatever reason refusing to pass me a gossip mag. so i just asked some physio student who wandered past to hand me one. :)
-nelson and lisa came for me, lent me a walkbelt, then Forced me to walk in.
-i met a new supervisor called jill!
-so just sit-to-stands today, and reachy work for era. kirsten popped along to say hi. :) and reminded me that coz nelson's a boy, they smell. :p
-CODA sucks. no-one's coming. ><
-showertime! cya later!
wednesday post8
good evening! righteo, my final plodding total: for today and yesterday, i was hard at work plodding 8845.5 steps. :P anyways, events today?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i asked dad to please bring me back my bear bear - did you know, he spent last night all by himself on the top rack of the display cabinet!my beloved teddy's so brave! :)anyways, era and ela's thumbs tucked gently in for some more sleep, and i snored my head off with bear bear and emperor. :P
-PIG mum poked me up with "ten more minutes." i counted that down, then spent the remaining time in a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience and perseverance to endure through today.
-PIG mum dug me up. i used the pot :P once more, got kitted. PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i took a sip from the required glass of water, 'correctly', of course. breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards (again, yes, i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly'). then she made me walk to the car. and sadly, yes, today she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day.
-firstly, PIG mum tootled us off to vedelago. she made me walk in, and i took a seat in the armchair. blessed, complete safety for thirty minutes. :)
-lesley came inside, stuck things to my head with mashed potato :P and i started dinging bells. during the half hour, i managed to sing both my favourite and second favourite songs in my head once through, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-and i cracked 2000 bells! :D i managed sth like 2102.
-PIG mum tootled us off to maccas. she made me walk into the loo, also makinging me to dak myself. i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum used the loo herself, then she made me walk back outside and take a seat.
-she came back with a hash brown (normally, she only allows me half, but i got a full one as celebration of cracking 2000 bells!), an orange juice, and a bacon and egg mcmuffin for me.
-when we finished eating, PIG mum made me walk back to the car and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the trip, my last for the day.
-aunty wendy came promptly, she even brought me a snack! PIG mum rocked up to pig land :P after aunty wendy showed us some photos of her on a holiday, back to vietnam, i think.
-so i watched nine's morning news hour.
-at midday, aunty wendy fed me lunch - actually, it was my perfect arvo tea! a toasted cheese - yay, two slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two triangles. aunty wendy also mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik, my first i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel as aunty wendy gave both ela and era a massage. but that yummy lunch must've all rushed to my brain - i went and did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. thanks to aunty wendy who passed me a mug of water - the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she rocked off and i tootled online - just as alice from CODA came to visit.
-she and PIG mum had a yak first, before PIG mum made me walk over so she could talk to me also. actually, we reached a compromise with garbo on thursday nights! the carer gets to force me to walk to the library (but after i sit down she'll fetch me a book) and make me to walk to foodcourt before she'll get sparkless back for me. so we can still do all the groceries, etc. :) fair enough, fair compromise.
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the door to see alice out, before she made me walk back to the computer, and i tootled online till chrissy arrived - almost half an hour late, today! ><"
-but a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today. but a funny story: usually, chrissy squirts shampoo out onto my head, then i start scrubbing away. but today - "oh shoot!" says chrissy and immediately starts rinsing my hair. "chrissy, huh?" i ask. "i haven't finished scrubbing my hair yet!" "sorry," she replies, "that was body wash." lol! :P meaning when i started washing my body, i asked her, "chrissy, you sure that's body wash? not shampoo?" :P
-i got dried, creamed rekitted. then i walked outside to make my arvo tea. a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my last cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'. i had another toastie - sadly, only one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four triangles. then i just sat and read my book club novel.
-5 mins left; eep! ><
-i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40; today, she refused till almost 5:50. then i got painted red today. lol, chrissy likes red; she should be chinese! :P
-PIG mum came downstairs, made me plod on the treadmill for twenty mins, then claimed to do the same herself while i was getting my toasted feet. :P
-before dinner, PIG mum made me do exercises for 15+ mins.
- i skipped dinner coz i was full. PIG mum came over, made me do daniel wan's piano exercises. roughly ten minutes, and that scored a five out of ten and i felt ... impatient, really, coz i was still waiting for my net time!
-but still no net, coz the parents made me use that ab trainer thing for roughly ten minutes.
-then, finally net!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i asked dad to please bring me back my bear bear - did you know, he spent last night all by himself on the top rack of the display cabinet!my beloved teddy's so brave! :)anyways, era and ela's thumbs tucked gently in for some more sleep, and i snored my head off with bear bear and emperor. :P
-PIG mum poked me up with "ten more minutes." i counted that down, then spent the remaining time in a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience and perseverance to endure through today.
-PIG mum dug me up. i used the pot :P once more, got kitted. PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i took a sip from the required glass of water, 'correctly', of course. breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards (again, yes, i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly'). then she made me walk to the car. and sadly, yes, today she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day.
-firstly, PIG mum tootled us off to vedelago. she made me walk in, and i took a seat in the armchair. blessed, complete safety for thirty minutes. :)
-lesley came inside, stuck things to my head with mashed potato :P and i started dinging bells. during the half hour, i managed to sing both my favourite and second favourite songs in my head once through, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-and i cracked 2000 bells! :D i managed sth like 2102.
-PIG mum tootled us off to maccas. she made me walk into the loo, also makinging me to dak myself. i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum used the loo herself, then she made me walk back outside and take a seat.
-she came back with a hash brown (normally, she only allows me half, but i got a full one as celebration of cracking 2000 bells!), an orange juice, and a bacon and egg mcmuffin for me.
-when we finished eating, PIG mum made me walk back to the car and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the trip, my last for the day.
-aunty wendy came promptly, she even brought me a snack! PIG mum rocked up to pig land :P after aunty wendy showed us some photos of her on a holiday, back to vietnam, i think.
-so i watched nine's morning news hour.
-at midday, aunty wendy fed me lunch - actually, it was my perfect arvo tea! a toasted cheese - yay, two slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two triangles. aunty wendy also mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik, my first i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel as aunty wendy gave both ela and era a massage. but that yummy lunch must've all rushed to my brain - i went and did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. thanks to aunty wendy who passed me a mug of water - the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she rocked off and i tootled online - just as alice from CODA came to visit.
-she and PIG mum had a yak first, before PIG mum made me walk over so she could talk to me also. actually, we reached a compromise with garbo on thursday nights! the carer gets to force me to walk to the library (but after i sit down she'll fetch me a book) and make me to walk to foodcourt before she'll get sparkless back for me. so we can still do all the groceries, etc. :) fair enough, fair compromise.
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the door to see alice out, before she made me walk back to the computer, and i tootled online till chrissy arrived - almost half an hour late, today! ><"
-but a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today. but a funny story: usually, chrissy squirts shampoo out onto my head, then i start scrubbing away. but today - "oh shoot!" says chrissy and immediately starts rinsing my hair. "chrissy, huh?" i ask. "i haven't finished scrubbing my hair yet!" "sorry," she replies, "that was body wash." lol! :P meaning when i started washing my body, i asked her, "chrissy, you sure that's body wash? not shampoo?" :P
-i got dried, creamed rekitted. then i walked outside to make my arvo tea. a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my last cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'. i had another toastie - sadly, only one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four triangles. then i just sat and read my book club novel.
-5 mins left; eep! ><
-i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40; today, she refused till almost 5:50. then i got painted red today. lol, chrissy likes red; she should be chinese! :P
-PIG mum came downstairs, made me plod on the treadmill for twenty mins, then claimed to do the same herself while i was getting my toasted feet. :P
-before dinner, PIG mum made me do exercises for 15+ mins.
- i skipped dinner coz i was full. PIG mum came over, made me do daniel wan's piano exercises. roughly ten minutes, and that scored a five out of ten and i felt ... impatient, really, coz i was still waiting for my net time!
-but still no net, coz the parents made me use that ab trainer thing for roughly ten minutes.
-then, finally net!
cheers,
em. ^^
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