sunday post 3

good evening! i think i'd better post about last night first before i talk about today's events!
-well, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before we sat down for dinner! i particularly enjoyed dearest dad's homemade pizza; i also had some garlic bread, one chicken wing and some pasta (tortellini?) in a white sauce. there was also salad, and lamb and beef chops, though i didn't munch any of that.
-then we just sat and yakked away. *yak yak yak* :P
-and when the guests sang the happy bday song to me (dad did the hip hips) i needed his help to blow out all my candles (twenty-three!) coz i ran outta breath to blow them all out in one go! lol, wonder what'll happen by the time i'm twenty-five ... :P
-then i opened my presents! i got some motivational self-help book from the slams, PIG mum bought me wii sports resort! and smelly gave me a teddy with a superman cape! so he's 'superbear', not 'superman'. :p
-when the geusts all left, i completed my usual nightly routine. but once in bed, i realised i hadn't the chance to practise lying on my tummy, and asked PIG mum to help me do that. see, nowadays, i can only sleep on my back - PIG mum says i'm not allowed to sleep on my left side coz elf's ankle needs a break @ night, but i don't dare to sleep on my right hand side coz PIG mum refuses to lock the showerchair in place to block my falling out of bed :s sth about four piddly wee brakes being too much strain on her back? and it's hard for me to roll on my tummy, which is why i only sleep on my back now. on my back, PIG mum suggested why don't i head upstairs to sleep, coz it was my first night of being twenty-three! so she hauled me up, i used the loo once more, then cuddled my darling bear bear and we snored our heads off together. zzz. :p
-this morning, thanks to dearest dad who kindly hauled up my shower chair for me so i could have a tinkle. back in bed, i freed poor ela from her prison, tucked both thumbs in gently for more sleep, then cuddled bear bear again and continued snoring my head off with him. :P
-but not for long, coz PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more mins." and absolutely no thanks to her who removed my showerchair! >< meaning once she got me kitted, she made me walk to the loo for two tinkles, before making me walk over to wash and dry both hands, befoe she THREW (ouch!) me down the stairs. :P come on, guys, i'm only joking; PIG mum's a stick! she can't move me if i don't let her! (and believe me, she's tried before; when i'm in bed and she flies into one of her rages and tries to tear me from the bed so she can throw me outta the house ><)
-breakfast was my awesome frosties cereal! i think i'll only eat it every sunday, to save it. :)
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung's jazz dids all day (actually, for the first trip to church we didn't listen to anything at all)
-service: PIG mum gleefully made up poor em to stand up for like four songs, isang the harmony for two and clapped along with another.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, his sermon was part two of a four part series.
-no communion afterwards, just PIG mum who took me to the loo and gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the rail. :(
-i got a few bikkies, chippies, and a plastic cup of cordial for morning tea.
-aunty a drove me to bible study again. thanks to her who helped me buckle my seatbelt. then, thanks to pole plop who helped me up the two steps to fi's house, and dr. lee who helped me wipe down my shoes. then i got to sit in that armchair. complete, blessed safety for one hour. :)
-we continued our study on that little book about prayer. there was no wrap-up; just PIG mum who took me to the loo once, then dad tootled us off to plaza. dunno why he so meanly and deliberately parked where dong fong/sunnybank oriental's situated; guess it just gave PIG mum immense pleasure to make me walk all the way up. but thanks to aunty a who walked with me. :)
-lunch: lol, i asked for a japanese milk green tea with PEARL! dunno why dad came back with one for me with PUDDING! :p i asked for an ultimate burger meal from KFC this time (i had a two piece feed last week), and got almost have the burger and a small chomp from the chicken. one bite of the bread roll, and maybe half a pack of the small chippies dunked in potato and gravy. lee sat with us - and he bought me two harsiubing, as promised! too bad both dad and aunty a wanted some; i had no choice but to give aunty a one quarter and dad a nibble.
-the parents made me walk all the way back out to the car, and dad tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last trip of the day.
-at home, PIG mum handed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. then she kicked me off to bed. i sang half my second-favourite song and almoist all of my favourite song inside my head, then fell asleep.
-again, no thanks to mean PIG mum who got me kitted then made me walk all the way to the bathroom for my shower - i washed my hair today, and not only did she gleefully force poor ela to scrub various parts of my body ninety times, she even gleefully forced poor ela to asisst with my putting on of socks, knickers, and pants! ><
-then she made me walk outside to the computer switch, ,made me bend awkwardly to turn the switch on, then made me walk back to the computer.
-anyways, house's on @ 9:30 tonight; fingers crossed that i can watch it! i'll try to come back with my final plodding total for today, but just in case i can't, today i was hard at work plodding 10074 steps today. but i'm not sure if the total's really accurate; i'll check it tonight, and i may halve that total for toms.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.