good evening! the spam count for the entire week (ie. all seven days) is 255, and em was hard at work plodding 9749 steps today. nice, was almost a normal person, today. :)
anyways, PIG mum says she's forcing me off to my nightly routine at 9pm, meaning that toms, i'll be owed TWO HOURS and TWENTY MINUTES online, coz i didn't pop online till 7:20pm tonight. anyways, today's events?
-PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more minutes." i counted the time away, then just lay in bed and had a silent chat to percy, asking him please for the patience and perseverance to endure through today. dunno why PIG mum gets pissed off with me if i talk out aloud to him; i just make sure now that i keep all my chats to him inside my head.
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted. sadly, she continued with her newfound joy of making my life for me as difficult as possible by forcing me to stand without holding onto the bedrail or anything. so, obviously, it took me quite some time to get upright. >,
-after PIG mum made me walk outside, dad ordered me to drink an entire mug of water. i complied, just 'incorrectly'. dad doesn't notice, i don't think. breakfast was a slice of toast with a yummy small portion of ham and egg. dad also passed me a mug of warm milo, another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-more struggles to stand up; then PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt. dad tootled us off to church, not listening to anything. i couldn't be bothered to ask him for permission; just sang in my head. think i made it through roughly twenty bottles by the time we arrived at church.
-dad rocked off to the canto service, leaving PIG mum to make me walk down for the ESS. service soon started.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for ALL of worship; like, five songs! >< i sang the harmony to two.
-speaker today was phil arnold, and his sermon topic was "finding your place in god's plan" (thanks to mikey for telling me; i had asked PIG mum to please pass me my bible book, but she was all for forcing me out to get it, so i asked mikey. :)
-after service ended, PIG mum took me to the bathroom once. i grabbed two sweet bikkies before taking a seat @ the morning tea area. then i chatted mainly to aunty katie, who wandered over.
-phew, bible study was only in A1 today. :)PIG mum made me walk in, and i took a seat next to mel mel.
-almost forgot! much thanks to julz who brought me back an AWESOME present from wherever she was holidaying at - a BLUEKIRBY!! :D
-thanks to mel mel who shared her bible study book with me; i've already asked uncle eddy to sell me a copy; hopefully he'll remember to bring it in next sunday. :)
-basically, doctor lee led our bible study; he just asked each of us how our weeks were and then got someone to pray for that person. mel mel prayed for me. :)
-PIG mum took me once more to the bathroom then dad tootled us off to garbo for lunch, listening to 97.3FM.
-dunno why he wouldn't park underground or on the first floor. my guess is that, like PIG mum, he wants to make my life as hard for me as possible? like i don't already struggle enough as it is! >< nope, dad decided to park outside sunnybank oriental. i thought that meant we'd have lunch @ dong fong, but nope. dad went to buy some bread from sunni bakery and left PIG mum to make me walk all the way up to foodcourt. thanks to pole plop who accompanied me most of the way up.
-PIG mum got me a yummy japanese green milk tea; charlsy and quiet dan got the same, only quiet dan's was minus the pearls. lunch was a piece of chicken one bread roll and eight chips exactly. next week, think i might try charlsy's lunch - an ultimate burger meal! it's got potato and gravy, see. yummy. :)
-pole had sushi, quiet dan a KFC snackbox with popcorn chicken, and we all yakked away. lee joined us, too. :)
-PIG mum, for whatever reason that so pleased her, refused to lemmee ask dad to please move the car back underneath foodcourt to save me lotsa struggle. :( she just made me walk all the way back out to where the car was parked, the other end of plaza! >< but thanks to lee who accompanied me out. and i think he said he'd get me a harsiubing for my bday? :)
-dearest dad tootled us home; PIG mum demanded to listen to the chimes. doesn't matter, they sing quite nice, anyway. :) i also let erf sit sideways for the last car trip of the day.
-a loo trip when i got home, then PIG mum kicked me to bed. >< i sang my favourite song three times in my head, and my second-favourite song 2.5 times, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. in my head coz i really don't think PIG mum would've appreciated me bellowing "Ninety-nine Bottles Of Beer On The Wall, NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEER!" at the top of my lungs. :P
-i woke up to use the pot :P once, then PIG mum got me kitted and made me walk to the laundry for my shower. *sigh* i remember in the past, if i was in bed, she'd roll me to the laundry in my showerchair before forcing me to switch to the wheel-less showerchair, but now, it seems she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE from being able to force me to walk to the laundry. :( i'll survive ... hopefully. ><
-a kinda warm shower - i washed my hair today. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various parts of my body fifty times, then i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum taking every opportunity to force poor ela to help out, e.g. with the sock putting-on.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for dinner. congee tonight, but sadly, no pork floss. :( i think i'll add a jar of that to my bday wishlist. :) so dinner was congee with lotsa choy sum and three wee slices of BBQ pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer.
-toms: physio at UQ, i think. hopefully, PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab afterwards! dunno what's happening in the arvo, but hopefully not hydro! hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^ ordering me off to do my nightly routine. h
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