Monday, January 4, 2010

monday post

good evening! eep, i'd better type this post fast; i have less than fifteen mins before PIG mum forces me off to bed!
-so, TWFT topic was 'what mistakes are you making' (2) and em was hard at work plodding 2096 steps today.
-yay, dearest dad made it safely back to hong kong. :) he rang us at, like, 3am!
-so both PIG mum and i overslept our movie session. ><
-aunty po yee popped in for a visit, briefly.
-a stinky unspeakable for me this morning.
-breakfast was the coco pops of my fun pack - yum yum!
-i read my bookclub novel. lunch was one yummy battered fish fillet. lol, meaniepoo PIG mum says she'll only allow me to have three again when i walk an hour on the treadmill! >< she gleefully made me do 5:40 today. but i squirted lotsa yummy mayo on my fish today. :) and drank a mug of milk 'incorrectly'. PIG mum was watching the brisbane international on television, poor dockic lost to ivanovic (sp?) but henin won petrova!
- em then tootled online till chrissy came - less than five mins late, today. :)
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, one more when i was drying myself, one more when i was creaming myself, and one more when chrissy was jamming my AFO on.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two triangles. i also drank a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my official cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-at 6pm, chrissy Forced me to walk over to the television, and flicked seven's news on, read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by rohan welsh, and weather by talitha cummins.
-once today tonight started, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage. i was being painted light red today, BTW.
-chrissy made me walk to the toilet at 6:45.
-when chrissy left, i read my book club novel until PIG mum came down. *sigh* trust her to immediately snatch away the chair that chrissy had pushed to either side of me. :( so i just clung to the tabletop instead.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa kailan, three tiny slices of BBQ pork, and a wee chunk of egg. of course, PIG mum made poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer, and i tootled online. yay, i received an email cfrom dearest dad! wonder if PIG mum got one too ...
-toms: aunty frances is coming over toms, 10am - 1pm. then sylvia jie jie is coming over to play wii with me. and argh, lisa's coming over toms night. i wonder if she can play wii with me too, then take me out for a chicken wrap for dinner? i don't really feel like bowling ... must ask her when she comes toms. hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, January 3, 2010

sunday post

good evening! revised, the spam count for the week is 37, and em's final plodding total is 3611. anyways, what happened this evening?
-PIG mum made me walk into the laundry for my barely lukewarm shower - i washed my hair today. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various parts of era and elf 140 times. i dried, creamed and rekitted myself, bar my left ted and my shoelaces. i also had a tinkle before PIG mum flipped the water off, one more when i was drying myself, and one last one when PIG mum was jamming my AFO on.
-ding dong! aunty a arrived - and she'd brought charsiu!
-so, dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, a few small slices of ham and that again of charsiu. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice. i admit, i quickly sculled this cup 'incorrectly' before PIG mum could notice.
-PIG mum offered me one more hour online if i plodded another 5.5 mins on the treadmill. of course i said yes. so with PIG mum gleefully forcing poor ela to hang onto the handlebar too, i plodded an extra five and a half mins. then i stepped down and watched aunty a try! lol, she complained that it was too slow. :P
-anyways, when we both finished, PIG mum made me walk back to the computer desk - then dearest grandma rang us! she told me they'd all (meaning her, aunties lai and nga, little mickey and uncle fung) all attended church today as well. best of all, she says i can ring her again on wednesday. :)
-so yeah, i've got some time left online now ... maybe i'll see if there's a new episode of naruto waiting to be watched. or maybe i'll just grab a few news articles, or chat to some ppl. anyhow, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, January 2, 2010

sunday post

heylo again! the spam count for the weekend is 35, and em was hard at work plodding 3106 steps today. righteo, events for today:
-this morning, when PIG mum poked me up, i used the pot :P once and got kitted, before PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was just wrong :P of my fun pack. and i drank one sip from the required cup of water first. 'correctly', of course. sunday's the toughest day for me; i don't usually have any chance to drink anything 'incorrectly', nor does poor ela's thumb get to tuck in for any length of time. :(
-in the car, PIG mum made me buckle my seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's christmas disc all day.
-PIG mum made me walk down to the hall, and service soon started. poor em was made to stand up for ALL of worship - like, five songs! >< i sang the harmony for two.
-speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong, and he gave us a sermon on making new year's resolutions that work.
-no communion afterwards, just a loo trip - no guesses as to who made who do everything - then i grabbed a seat for some morning tea.
-PIG mum handed me sth with peanuts in it! luckily, aunty anne quickly took them off me, and i ate a wafer instead. and a lil yummy cheesecake. :) and cheezels(sp?)
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car, then tootled us off to plaza for lunch. she parked upstairs, made me walk down (someone, we've misplaced the disabled parking permit! o_O hope it's in the camry!)
-naz wasn't here today, so no kebab for me. :( maybe sometime this week ... anyways, i tried for some KFC; trust PIG mum to ignore me and come back with a chicken wrap from hungry jacks. but 'twas yummy :) i remembered to pass PIG mum over a slice of lettuce, and drank a yummy japanese green milk tea with pearl.
-randoms came for a short yak, like, uncle henry and aunty connie.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i tootled online, after a loo trip.
-aunty anne and uncle sam came came over briefly.
-PIG mum gleefully made me do 5:30 on the treadmill.
-then i rang leanne! :) before ringing aunty a, and inviting her over for dinner tonight.
-toms: PIG mum hasn't decided what to do yet.oh crap, she's decided to book me in for a torture session with vincent the physio! >< argh, why couldn't he just decide to STAY in hong kong and never come back?! whatever, i'm sure i'll survive. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ~!@#$%
P.P.S. eep, suddenly i had a little nosebleed! o_O

SUNDAY POST

good afternoon! TWFT topic is 'what mistakes are you making? (1)' and no plodding total or spam count for the weekend yet, coz i'm off to get my naruto fix! cya later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post

good evening! TWFT topic is "what's your vision for the new year (4)" and em was hard at work plodding 1926 steps today. eep, PIG mum's forcing me off to bed in like, twenty minutes! typetypetype~
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot once last night and once again this morning without plummeting to her death! :P o_O
-this morning, when PIG mum got up for work, i swung myself over to the pot once more, took off that bloody annoying splint, tucked ela's thumb back in for some happy sleep, then cuddled emperor egg :P (i keep forgetting his name; PIG mum keeps reminding me that his name starts with the letter 'e', so my first guess is always 'umm ... egg?") and counted/sang myself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-when tess arrived, the first thing she did was poke me awake and shove some plastic container of food under my nose to show me what she'd brought me. but since she didn't say anything other than to poke me awake and shove the bag for my eyes to see, i didn't say anything either, until she took it away. besides, without my glasses on, i wasn't really sure of what i was staring at, anyway. :p
-tess got me kitted, Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week opportunity/luxury to balance the toothbrush on the cup and just squirt the toothpaste out like that, how i used to do it EVEN BEFORE GOD STRUCK ME DOWN WITH A BRAIN TUMOUR.
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet. i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. tess came back, Forced me to walk over and flush the toilet; i clung to the towelrack and sidestepped to wash and dry era, then tess Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table. still no armchair, but i got to sit on one of those chairs that has the thin sticks for a backrest that i can grip tightly to. so i felt safer, if not entirely safe. :)
-thanks to tess for breakfast! she gave me two blueberry pastries! (i wonder why blueberries are actually reddish? :P) i also drank a cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-tess Forced me to walk over, sit on the couch and play an entire hour of wii. i ended up playing four games of bowling, and scored 94, 98, 124 and 128, my new PB!
-tess took me once more to the loo, then handed me one of her library books to read out aloud. i forgot the title, sorry, but it's on what to say to someone going through difficult times in their lives. she gave ela a short massage, said i was being painted white.
-tess bought her daughters a giant LCD for xmas! lucky elsa-jane and carlem!
-when she left, PIG mum came home, and lunch was half a bowl of two min noodles with lotsa cos lettuce and a few small chunks of meat. chicken? pork? lol, either one.
-i tootled online till chrissy arrived. less than five mins late, today.
-she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, one more while i was drying myself. i got creamed, rekitted, had a last tinkle when chrissy was jamming my AFO on.
-arvo tea was two gingerbread bikkies PIG mum had picked up at work from one of her colleagues (sp?)!there was one with green icing and a pink smartie, and another with pink icing and a green smartie. chrissy made me a cuppa, also white and two, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my second and last cup of the day i cpould hold 'incorrectly'.
-we both read our novels. as always, i asked her to please give ela a massage at 5:40; today, she refused to start till just after 5:50! ela was being painted orange today, BTW.
-i signed chrissy off, said my byes and thanks. PIG mum made me walk over to the couch, where i sat and watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by rohan welsh, and weather by talitha cummins. the most interesting surname i found was 'harlem'.
-PIG mum and dearest dad went for a date-walk! :P dad left me the walkie-talkie and i told him to hold hands with PIG mum, for a 'proper' date. :p
-ONE MORE LOO TRIP BEFORE WE HAD DINNER; NO GUES - sorry, shrieking! >< - no guesses as to who forced who to do everything.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsal ittle tong vegetable, and a little bit of yummy mushroom and chicken. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. sunday's the hardest day for poor ela; usually, i get at least two hours a day to tuck her inside when the carer's here, but on sunday, with no bible study or carer ... >< i think the only few minutes poor ela can sneak in for a few minutes of respite is the few mins we're in the car. :(
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back online, stuck the paintbrush for ela to grasp onto. but she'll be forcing me off to bed soon ... ai, it really is unfortunate that she fins that much perverse pleasure in restricting me to a PISSY two hours online while she can stay online till 3am, if she so chooses! ><
-toms: just church. think the combined services are over, meaning PIG mum will get to gleefully force poor em to walk the long way down to the hall, and also gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the rail when i go to the loo after the service ends.
-but here's the first thing on my birthday wishlist! i NEED a two piece feed from KFC! i can honestly say that i haven't had one since SEPTEMBER, 2009! unless naz is working toms, then i'll go to him for a kebab. :)
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, January 1, 2010

FINAL NEW YEAR'S POST

WELL, PHEW! pig MUM DID ALLOW ME DINNER TONIGHT AFTERALL! sorry, shrieking. >< so, dinner: roughly 3/4 a yummy bowl of aunty anne's pasta with lotsa cos lettuce and three tiny and thin but yummy slices of BBQ pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner wasn't washed down with anything coz PIG mum was all for forcing me to walk over and get it. but even standing up from the table has become an immensely difficult task. >< see, in the past, i used to grasp the tabletop hard and haul myself up; but i've since been taught to push up off the table and not hold onto anything. and now, PIG mum deliberately enjoys making my life that much more difficult for me - now i haveta get uip without touching anything. >< argh, whatever. i'm sure i'll survive.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! em's final plodding total for today? 1482.

saturday post

HAPPY NEW YEAR, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the spam count for the week is 121, TWFT topic is 'what's your vision for the new year (3) and em was hard at work plodding 1419 steps today. anyways, new year's an 'event', meaning i get to type it all out in full!
firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p twice last night and once again this morning without falling to her death. >< :p when PIG mum poked me up, i used the pot :p once more, got kitted, went to wash and dry both hands, then went out to the gobbling :p table for breakfast. peter was already waiting for me, with a "happy new year, em!" so i had the sultana bran of my fun pack for breakfast. trust PIG mum to make my life so incredibly bloody miserable - she forced poor ela to hold onto the milk carton before ordering era to uncap the milk 'correctly' before forcing ela to pour the milk. but this morning, i'd already had a chat to percy the angel/saint for the patience and perserverance to last through the day, so i was alright. :) after popping me my drugs :P - and again, i was very careful to hold the mug 'correctly' -, PIG mum made me walk out to the car. of course, she forced me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor em to do all day), then dad tootled us off to the dent residence!upon arrival, the parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk in. i said my happy new years to mr. and mrs. dent, nana, and leah. nana said she'd received my letter! :) so we sat, and yakked away. bobby the maltese is so cute! when i saw him, i waved, and said, "good morning, bobby!" and he went "woof!" back! :)mrs. dent made me a cup of lemon and ginger tea - PIG mum forced me to hold it 'correctly'. thanks to leah who poured my tea into a mug for me, the teacup ear would've been too small for me to fit both pointer and third in, and goodness knows PIG mum would've eaten me alive if i'd tried to just stick my third finger in! we also ate these savoury little quiches; thanks to mrs. dent who poured me a little ... lamp? of tomato sauce! but again, trust mean PIG mum to only allow me a little. oh well. the quiche was still yummy. :)actually, mrs. dent actually fave me a book! i think it's about three generations of chinese women; i'll get started on it right after i finish my bookclub novel. so we all yakked away; leah said i could add her on facebook! she had a friend over, actually, who's actually an RN! i think she said she was an emergency nurse? like, one who works in ICU. she's been at the princess alexandra ICU too, but after i was out. before we left, mrs. dent kindly gave me a hand over to the lounge room, where leah put in a DVD of some famous asian pianist. sorry, but i've forgotten his name already. >< sth like 'long long?' anyways, PIG mum took me to the loo once before we said our byes and thanks. mrs. dent says she'll find us for lunch soon at the glen, surely, it'll be FOURTH time lucky! so dad tootled us home, this time allowing me to listen to ronan keating's christmas disc. i like the little drummer boy. :) and i also allowed era to sit sideways, coz it was the last trip of the day.anyways, back home, i turned on the computer switch, then tootled online until chrissy arrived. still late, but less than five mins, so i'll excuse her, just this once. :p chrissy Forced me to walk in for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. i had a tinkle before she flipped the water off, one more when i was drying myself, one more when she was jamming my AFO on. she Forced me to walk outside,and mate me a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'. she also gave ela a short massage before i signed her off. lol, i don't understand, she'll get paid for two hours minimum no matter what, why didn't she allow me to cross out the time to correctly reflect that she'd only been here for one hour, and not two? dunno, guess i'll try again toms, when she's here. anyways, i sat and continued reading my book club novel until dad came downstairs and Forced me to walk over to the computer desk. actually, i'm feeling rather peckish now ... i heard the parents have dinner, but my tummy's still empty! but ela really doesn't feel like being forced to hang onto the bowl while i eat, so i guess i'll just see if PIG mum offers me any food tonight. well, i think tess is coming over toms. *sigh* i don't really like her at all ... but i'm sure we'll be civil. lol, i'm just racking my brain right now to think of someone i can write a nice long letter to, to save me from being forced to play games with tess! oh well ... anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh, i forgot to add that aunty nga called us this morning (well, alright, this afternoon. so i was a lazy pig who slept past midday on the first day of the new year. so what? :P) to wish us all a happy new year! she'd stayed up to welcome in the new year, just like us. :)
P.P.S. and a sad thing to report ... PIG mum gave me my rant of the week last night. i mean, it was the first day of the new year, couldn't she gimme a break? apparently not. tough luck, em. ><