good evening! TWFT topic is 'good enough!' and still no plodding total from em. >< anyways, today's events?
- when dearest dad woke up this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled emperor (speaking of teddy bears, we're now ONE FORTNIGHT into the new year, and poor bear bear is EXTREMELY sulky to not be sleeping with me yet!), tucked ela's thumb back in along with era's and snored my head off. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, but felt like doing to PIG mum who rolled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - i washed and dried both hands, then got kitted for the day back in my room.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the kitchen. i poured myself half a mug of plain milk (meaning poor ela was forced to hold onto the milk carton, then the cup, then the milk carton again, while era had to de-lid and re-lid the cap 'correctly'. but i admit i drank that cup 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was hanging out the washing.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to chris tomlin all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant. she gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in.
-i had my favourite dish again, that BBQ pork (aka char siu) omelette with rice, while PIG mum had some seafood combination with noodles. i passed her one of my slices of little tong vegetable, we also traded some other stuff. i drank a lipton's mango tea, while PIG mum drank a lemon lime and bitter. she didn't like it, though.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car, and tootled us approx. thirty seconds to coles. :P she kindly popped out to check if up wasavailable, and it was! so she made me walk all around the store with her, picking up this and that.
-but gloria was here! so she gave me a big hug. :) i told her i'd be away late jan to mid feb; she said she'd be away too, in may, i think. PIG mum says june, thanks.
-PIG mum tootled us home, i tootled online after she'd forced me to plod on the treadmill for seven minutes.
-when karen arrived, i headed into the laundry for my shower - hairwash today.
-arvo tea: i made myself a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'. karen chopped me up a pear (i shared one slice with her, of course) and i finished off my BBQ pork omelette with rice. i recommended it enough to karen that she decided to try it herself tonight, along with some smoked salmon for dinner! and BTW, evil matthew's in trouble coz he attacked a house guest of hers the other day. :P
-karen gave ela a really long massage today - and tried a sensory test on me too! i was bring painted blue (the same blue as the coles persona box) with white spots and swirls today.
-karen took me once to the loo before she left. dad tootled me off to the logan north library for my once a month book club!
-awesome, go esther! the ladies were all getting up to make themselves a cuppa, when esther walked over to me with a steaming mug. "white and two, right?" she asked, setting a steaming mug in front of me. i also nabbed myself two choc chip cookies, a rectangular white cream bikkie and a round one with white cream and pink lining, i think.
-we all just yakked about the book. much thanks to carol who came back with an atlas for me after i confessed, "umm ... sorry, i don't know where the yemen is; i only studied six months of the subject in grade eight! :P" i think yemen is actually under saudi arabia, BTW. and did you know, the average life expectancy of a yemeni (or yemenese? lol, i dunno) is only sixty!
-dad took me to the loo once before we left. funny thing was, someone had locked the disabled toilets!
-anyways, dad tootled us off to the hyperdome. but eep, he rang PIG mum whilst on the highway! "dad, gimmee the phone!" i squwaked at him. "that's illegal - you're driving!" "shut up.' he said. luckily, no-one caught dad. phew.
-dinner tonight for me was half a flayva wrap, a chicken roll, and approx. fifteen chippies. i also drank an orange juice.
-parents made me walk back down to the car, and dad tootled us home. seeing as it was the last trip of the night, i let erf sit sideways.
-toms: physio at your :p turn at 10:20. then, hopefully we can go to naz for a kebab, before we're meeting patsy, aunty anne and (possibly) margaret at the coffee shop at koorong. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, January 14, 2010
thursday post 3
good evening! TWFT topic is 'good enough', and still no plodding total from em. >,righteo, here's my usual thursday rant:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-one more thing: PIG mum has recently decided to censor me even MORE and not let me put my usual 9PLEASE! GO NOW!...) sentence after the word made, so, just so yopu know, that's what i'm referring to.
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-one more thing: PIG mum has recently decided to censor me even MORE and not let me put my usual 9PLEASE! GO NOW!...) sentence after the word made, so, just so yopu know, that's what i'm referring to.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
wednesday post3
good evening! did you know, chrissy ended up coming FORTY-FIVE MINS LATE!!!!! but she told us it was due to some really bad smash somewhere on the highway?
anyways, first things first:
-soccer drills for eight minutes. i felt full (come on, i'd just had lunch! :P) and that scored a seven out of ten. it's still quite frustrating that elf doesn't know how to kick sideways to the left.
-then, mat work for eleven minutes. that scored a five out of ten, and thanks to daniel who included one or two 'bedtime stories' while i was 'sleeping' on the mats! :P
-that was followed by piano for ten minutes ... or was that sixteen? lol, sorry, my handwriting's too messy to decipher! >< that scored a seven out of ten also, and i felt a lil amused coz daniel's taught me to just lift ela up and poke my pointer out to play the note. but i guess my middle finger must've been demanding some attention also! coz after my pointer had hit the F note, my third crept out to hit the G note! :P
-finally, pictionary for fifteen mins. again, that scored a 1 out of ten, coz goodness knows it's not hard to play a game! :P
-anyways, when daniel left, i tootled online to await chrissy's arrival.
-when she FINALLY arrived, i headed into the laundry for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, another when i was drying myself, and one more when i was getting creamed. chrissy rekitted me, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles, and a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, my official cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-so we read our novels. thanks to chrissy who snapped me off a wee chunk of her kit kat chunky and handed it to me, saying, "sorry for being so late today." even better, she poured me another mug of milk - another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy gave ela a massage, and went overtime, too! i think she said i was being painted fluro (sp?) yellow today.
-when she left, i listened to sevens news and read the book mrs. dent had given me.
-PIG mum came downstairs to plod on the treadmill, before making me to walk 6:50 on the treadmill, before a loo trip (no guesses as to who made who to do everything).
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, and some battered fish with a little mayo. of course, PIG mum made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then PIG mum made me walk back online.
-toms: we're going present shopping for dearest dad's birthday! i want to buy him the DVD 'up'! i think PIG mum said she wanted to watch it ... then, third time lucky! we're going to try to have lunch at that runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant! fingers crossed it'll finally be open! last of all, book club toms night! yeah~~
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, first things first:
-soccer drills for eight minutes. i felt full (come on, i'd just had lunch! :P) and that scored a seven out of ten. it's still quite frustrating that elf doesn't know how to kick sideways to the left.
-then, mat work for eleven minutes. that scored a five out of ten, and thanks to daniel who included one or two 'bedtime stories' while i was 'sleeping' on the mats! :P
-that was followed by piano for ten minutes ... or was that sixteen? lol, sorry, my handwriting's too messy to decipher! >< that scored a seven out of ten also, and i felt a lil amused coz daniel's taught me to just lift ela up and poke my pointer out to play the note. but i guess my middle finger must've been demanding some attention also! coz after my pointer had hit the F note, my third crept out to hit the G note! :P
-finally, pictionary for fifteen mins. again, that scored a 1 out of ten, coz goodness knows it's not hard to play a game! :P
-anyways, when daniel left, i tootled online to await chrissy's arrival.
-when she FINALLY arrived, i headed into the laundry for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, another when i was drying myself, and one more when i was getting creamed. chrissy rekitted me, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles, and a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, my official cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-so we read our novels. thanks to chrissy who snapped me off a wee chunk of her kit kat chunky and handed it to me, saying, "sorry for being so late today." even better, she poured me another mug of milk - another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy gave ela a massage, and went overtime, too! i think she said i was being painted fluro (sp?) yellow today.
-when she left, i listened to sevens news and read the book mrs. dent had given me.
-PIG mum came downstairs to plod on the treadmill, before making me to walk 6:50 on the treadmill, before a loo trip (no guesses as to who made who to do everything).
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, and some battered fish with a little mayo. of course, PIG mum made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then PIG mum made me walk back online.
-toms: we're going present shopping for dearest dad's birthday! i want to buy him the DVD 'up'! i think PIG mum said she wanted to watch it ... then, third time lucky! we're going to try to have lunch at that runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant! fingers crossed it'll finally be open! last of all, book club toms night! yeah~~
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
GOOD AFTERNOON! twft TOPIC IS 'TIME, MAKE THE MOST OUT OF IT!' (sorry, shrieking. ><) and still no plodding total from em. >< anyways, chrissy should arrive in thirty mins or so (if she's on time :P) so let's get started on today's events!
-firstly, thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - last night before i hit pig land, coz i was that thirsty! i guess they put lotsa salt into my bowl of noodles last night.
-when dearest dad got up this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i tucked ela's little thumb in for some more sleep, then cuddled emperor egg :P and snored my head off. :P
-later, when PIG mum poked me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P again. only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, pushed myself over the loo for one more tinkle, then PIG mum rolled me back to my room.
-i got kitted, before PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ... what's his name? that christian singer that aunty katherine gave me his disc to for my birthday/last christmas. chris tomlin, i think. yeah, we listened to him all day.
-PIG mum made me walk into vedelago. i took a seat and browsed a woman's weekly magazine and waited for my go.
-only i needed to pee! so PIG mum told helen, who kindly let us out the side and back, to the disabled toilet. of course, there being a bar there, PIG mum of course forced poor em to dak herself. then, i washed and dried both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-helen let us back in, and i got to sit in an armchair! complete safety, for thirty minutes. :)seems like i only get this luxury once a week, here at lesley's. oh well.
-so i started bell ringing. during that half hour, i sang both my favourite and old second favourite songs in my head once, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. think i rang 1748 bells; trust PIG mum to jeer at me that i'd managed more last week. but lesley says i have her permission to be brain dead for the rest of the day! :P
-anyways, PIG mum took me to the loo once at maccas. again, no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking. then i went to wash and dry both hands, before taking a seat at the table.
-PIG mum returned with a bacon and egg wrap with a small orange juice for me. i think this must be the FORTH week in a row where she's refused to buy me one whole hash brown for me to eat. ai, whatever. as long as she's happy/satisfied, i'm sure i'll survive.
-so we ate away, and browsed the day's courier mail.
-time to get going, PIG mum made me walk out to the car and tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session. ><
-she made me walk in; vincent the physio met us at the door and Forced me to walk the rest of the way in.
-i did: lotsa ela exercises, then just walking from one plinth to the other. i finished on just standing on elf ten times; i had to hold erf up in the air.
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk out. i sat down; thanks to the elderly gentleman sitting beside me (he can walk, lucky man) who passed me a woman's weekly magazine to browse.
-PIG mum came for me, made me walk back out to the car.
-surprisingly, she said yes to taking me out for lunch at that chinese BBQ restaurant on warrigal road! i wonder, did she already know in advance that it'd already be closed? but then she refused to buy me a pork salad roll for lunch, and just tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways coz this was my last car trip for the day.
-back home, a loo trip. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-lunch was two yummy battered fish fillets with almost as much mayo as i would've liked. too bad at PIG mum who came and snatched the squeezy bottle away. meaniepoo. :( also, the milk i drank - 'incorrectly', BTW, took lotsa effort! that is, PIG mum made me to walk to the fridge, get the milk out - i'd better be holding the carton 'correctly', too!- then era held onto the mug 'correctly' as PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the carton, then era had to open the milk 'correctly', then she had to hold onto the mug 'correctly', then PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour out my cup of milk. as if that wasn't already enough, PIG mum continued to force poor ela to hang onto the carton, then, after i'd walked back to the fridge and opened the door, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to place the milk carton back inside the fridge. then, she made walk back to the benchtop, grab the milk - 'correctly', again - then walk back to the gobbling :P table. still, i haven't a clue what i did to piss off PIG mum, she not only SLAPPED me REALLY HARD across the face, she started on her usual tirade, threatening to force me out of the house, etc. etc. etc. but i finally got to sit down and enjoy my lunch. :)
-grr ... chrissy's already seven minutes late. ><
-then, daniel wan arrived! he kindly let me quickly gobble up the rest of my lunch, before we started work. first, the soccer drills. that went for ... hmm ... i've forgotten, but i've written that down, so i'll grab them tonight then come back online to finish today's blog post, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. argh, chrissy's seventeen minutes late now - that's a record, even for her!
-firstly, thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - last night before i hit pig land, coz i was that thirsty! i guess they put lotsa salt into my bowl of noodles last night.
-when dearest dad got up this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i tucked ela's little thumb in for some more sleep, then cuddled emperor egg :P and snored my head off. :P
-later, when PIG mum poked me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P again. only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, pushed myself over the loo for one more tinkle, then PIG mum rolled me back to my room.
-i got kitted, before PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ... what's his name? that christian singer that aunty katherine gave me his disc to for my birthday/last christmas. chris tomlin, i think. yeah, we listened to him all day.
-PIG mum made me walk into vedelago. i took a seat and browsed a woman's weekly magazine and waited for my go.
-only i needed to pee! so PIG mum told helen, who kindly let us out the side and back, to the disabled toilet. of course, there being a bar there, PIG mum of course forced poor em to dak herself. then, i washed and dried both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-helen let us back in, and i got to sit in an armchair! complete safety, for thirty minutes. :)seems like i only get this luxury once a week, here at lesley's. oh well.
-so i started bell ringing. during that half hour, i sang both my favourite and old second favourite songs in my head once, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. think i rang 1748 bells; trust PIG mum to jeer at me that i'd managed more last week. but lesley says i have her permission to be brain dead for the rest of the day! :P
-anyways, PIG mum took me to the loo once at maccas. again, no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking. then i went to wash and dry both hands, before taking a seat at the table.
-PIG mum returned with a bacon and egg wrap with a small orange juice for me. i think this must be the FORTH week in a row where she's refused to buy me one whole hash brown for me to eat. ai, whatever. as long as she's happy/satisfied, i'm sure i'll survive.
-so we ate away, and browsed the day's courier mail.
-time to get going, PIG mum made me walk out to the car and tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session. ><
-she made me walk in; vincent the physio met us at the door and Forced me to walk the rest of the way in.
-i did: lotsa ela exercises, then just walking from one plinth to the other. i finished on just standing on elf ten times; i had to hold erf up in the air.
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk out. i sat down; thanks to the elderly gentleman sitting beside me (he can walk, lucky man) who passed me a woman's weekly magazine to browse.
-PIG mum came for me, made me walk back out to the car.
-surprisingly, she said yes to taking me out for lunch at that chinese BBQ restaurant on warrigal road! i wonder, did she already know in advance that it'd already be closed? but then she refused to buy me a pork salad roll for lunch, and just tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways coz this was my last car trip for the day.
-back home, a loo trip. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-lunch was two yummy battered fish fillets with almost as much mayo as i would've liked. too bad at PIG mum who came and snatched the squeezy bottle away. meaniepoo. :( also, the milk i drank - 'incorrectly', BTW, took lotsa effort! that is, PIG mum made me to walk to the fridge, get the milk out - i'd better be holding the carton 'correctly', too!- then era held onto the mug 'correctly' as PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the carton, then era had to open the milk 'correctly', then she had to hold onto the mug 'correctly', then PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour out my cup of milk. as if that wasn't already enough, PIG mum continued to force poor ela to hang onto the carton, then, after i'd walked back to the fridge and opened the door, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to place the milk carton back inside the fridge. then, she made walk back to the benchtop, grab the milk - 'correctly', again - then walk back to the gobbling :P table. still, i haven't a clue what i did to piss off PIG mum, she not only SLAPPED me REALLY HARD across the face, she started on her usual tirade, threatening to force me out of the house, etc. etc. etc. but i finally got to sit down and enjoy my lunch. :)
-grr ... chrissy's already seven minutes late. ><
-then, daniel wan arrived! he kindly let me quickly gobble up the rest of my lunch, before we started work. first, the soccer drills. that went for ... hmm ... i've forgotten, but i've written that down, so i'll grab them tonight then come back online to finish today's blog post, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. argh, chrissy's seventeen minutes late now - that's a record, even for her!
tuesday post
good evening! TWFT topic is 'how to have a good day' and still no plodding total from em. >< argh, i'll definitely need one before i return to hong kong! too bad ... i just dunno how to get my hands on one! >< anyways ... today's events?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once, then swung herself back into bed. cuddling emperor egg :p i tucked ela's little thumb back in for some happy sleep, then snored my head off. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung K1 up to face the sun. but don't worry, i'll remember to bend him back down for some sleep tonight. :p actually, K1's been asking me where K2 and K3 have gotten to ... i must remember to hunt for them!
-i think breakfast was two weetbix with a tiny dab of honey.
-aunty frances came. we played with the last four eggs that aunty hilda had brought me!
-i flopped on the couch to watch nine's morning news hour, after aunty frances had given ela a massage, painting her all shades of colours.
-aunty frances took me to the loo once before i settled down for lunch: five yummy dumplings in wonton peel. thanks to aunty frances who gave me a small dipping bowl of soya sauce and she also mixed me a yummy cup of chocolate nesquik, my first cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-when PIG mum returned, i dutifully reported that i had plodded 6 min 38 secs - or 40 secs? lol, i've forgotten. one or the other, anyway - on the treadmill.
-anyways, i tootled online till lisa came. she Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower - i washed my hair today. argh, i would've thought washing it for THAT LONG yesterday would've meant that it was clean enough to skip a wash today! apparently not ... oh well. goodness knows i'll haveta wash it again toms, seeing as chrissy's coming.
-lisa Forced me to walk all around to make and have my arvo tea. a toasted cheese sandwhich - too bad, lisa only allowed one slice, so it was RNTIRELY too thin - with some mayo, cut into four squares. and a warm milo, my official cup of the day that i could hold 'incorrectly'. actually, i'm pretty sure lisa put one teaspoon of sugar into it; but, like i've said, i take my TEA with two teaspoonfuls of sugar. my milo doesn't need any.
-in return for one dark chocolate tim tam and roughly 1/3 a cup of milk - another i could hold 'incorrectly' - lisa forced me to do twenty minutes on the wii fit. but i unlocked the new penguin game - it's so cool/cute!
-lisa also brought along a shooting game (complete with wii guns) and mario kart (complete with steering wheels)! so we had great fun playing those. lol, but i'm a crap driver, coz i came second last. >< but i don't feel too bad, coz PIG mum came dead last. :P
-lisa took me once to the loo before we left for dinner. of course, she forced me to dak and undak myself. the thing i don't get, is why had i finished washing and drying era and was ALMOST OUT THE DOOR when she decided to force me to walk all the way back in to wash and dry ela? argh, i haven't a clue. ><
-but i thought that we could go have a pocketful from KFC, and seeing as tonight was the last time lisa would take me out that i could get a small chips and a small potato and gravy! argh, but apparently not. >< lisa was just gonna take us to maccas, but i asked could we please have sushi instead, so she took us to nikkyou (sp?) sushi and made me walk in.
-this time, i ordered noodles instead of sushi! still chicken, of course. :) lisa had caviar (sp? the fish egg stuff) and shared a little with me! sorry ... but it was plasticy and sour and yucky. :p
-but i singed my tongue a few times sipping the hot tea. >< lisa paid, then made me walk back out and tootled us home, listening to NOVA. lol, i suggested to her that since her i-pod is called the 'ottopod', why not call her car the 'ottomobile' :P? also, she told me, that january last year, some car slammed into the back of her car and gave her whiplash! ouch. ><
-lisa and/or PIG mum (dunno why PIG mum's refusing to tell me who, but nevermind, no biggie.) made me walk back to the computer table.
-i'd printed lisa a thank-you card earlier, and PIG mum had given her a box of ferero rocher, so we hugged, then she left. actually, i think she's coming back next tuesday to show evelyn the ropes! but we should be fine, evelyn's been here before. lastly, lisa reminds me that i'll need to speak to an alice at coda to swap my CAS hours from tuesday and bowling with lisa to thursday and late-night shopping with karen. wonder if i'll need to send an email to mariana first ... we'll see.
-anyways, toms: off to ring the bells! after that, we can go to maccas for brunch. then, argh, PIG mum's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< meaning i'll be praying ever-so-fervently tonight that something'll come up and vincent the physio can't make it. sad thing is, i've given up on hoping that god even bothers to answer those prayers. oh well. lastly, daniel wan's coming in the arvo, at 12;30! cool, i can tell him that i watched his you tube clip! and chrissy's coming in the arvo, hopefully, not too late. :p hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight. and PIG mum's being mean and tearing/wrenching poor ela's thumb from her loosely clenched fist. >< never mind,
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once, then swung herself back into bed. cuddling emperor egg :p i tucked ela's little thumb back in for some happy sleep, then snored my head off. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung K1 up to face the sun. but don't worry, i'll remember to bend him back down for some sleep tonight. :p actually, K1's been asking me where K2 and K3 have gotten to ... i must remember to hunt for them!
-i think breakfast was two weetbix with a tiny dab of honey.
-aunty frances came. we played with the last four eggs that aunty hilda had brought me!
-i flopped on the couch to watch nine's morning news hour, after aunty frances had given ela a massage, painting her all shades of colours.
-aunty frances took me to the loo once before i settled down for lunch: five yummy dumplings in wonton peel. thanks to aunty frances who gave me a small dipping bowl of soya sauce and she also mixed me a yummy cup of chocolate nesquik, my first cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-when PIG mum returned, i dutifully reported that i had plodded 6 min 38 secs - or 40 secs? lol, i've forgotten. one or the other, anyway - on the treadmill.
-anyways, i tootled online till lisa came. she Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower - i washed my hair today. argh, i would've thought washing it for THAT LONG yesterday would've meant that it was clean enough to skip a wash today! apparently not ... oh well. goodness knows i'll haveta wash it again toms, seeing as chrissy's coming.
-lisa Forced me to walk all around to make and have my arvo tea. a toasted cheese sandwhich - too bad, lisa only allowed one slice, so it was RNTIRELY too thin - with some mayo, cut into four squares. and a warm milo, my official cup of the day that i could hold 'incorrectly'. actually, i'm pretty sure lisa put one teaspoon of sugar into it; but, like i've said, i take my TEA with two teaspoonfuls of sugar. my milo doesn't need any.
-in return for one dark chocolate tim tam and roughly 1/3 a cup of milk - another i could hold 'incorrectly' - lisa forced me to do twenty minutes on the wii fit. but i unlocked the new penguin game - it's so cool/cute!
-lisa also brought along a shooting game (complete with wii guns) and mario kart (complete with steering wheels)! so we had great fun playing those. lol, but i'm a crap driver, coz i came second last. >< but i don't feel too bad, coz PIG mum came dead last. :P
-lisa took me once to the loo before we left for dinner. of course, she forced me to dak and undak myself. the thing i don't get, is why had i finished washing and drying era and was ALMOST OUT THE DOOR when she decided to force me to walk all the way back in to wash and dry ela? argh, i haven't a clue. ><
-but i thought that we could go have a pocketful from KFC, and seeing as tonight was the last time lisa would take me out that i could get a small chips and a small potato and gravy! argh, but apparently not. >< lisa was just gonna take us to maccas, but i asked could we please have sushi instead, so she took us to nikkyou (sp?) sushi and made me walk in.
-this time, i ordered noodles instead of sushi! still chicken, of course. :) lisa had caviar (sp? the fish egg stuff) and shared a little with me! sorry ... but it was plasticy and sour and yucky. :p
-but i singed my tongue a few times sipping the hot tea. >< lisa paid, then made me walk back out and tootled us home, listening to NOVA. lol, i suggested to her that since her i-pod is called the 'ottopod', why not call her car the 'ottomobile' :P? also, she told me, that january last year, some car slammed into the back of her car and gave her whiplash! ouch. ><
-lisa and/or PIG mum (dunno why PIG mum's refusing to tell me who, but nevermind, no biggie.) made me walk back to the computer table.
-i'd printed lisa a thank-you card earlier, and PIG mum had given her a box of ferero rocher, so we hugged, then she left. actually, i think she's coming back next tuesday to show evelyn the ropes! but we should be fine, evelyn's been here before. lastly, lisa reminds me that i'll need to speak to an alice at coda to swap my CAS hours from tuesday and bowling with lisa to thursday and late-night shopping with karen. wonder if i'll need to send an email to mariana first ... we'll see.
-anyways, toms: off to ring the bells! after that, we can go to maccas for brunch. then, argh, PIG mum's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< meaning i'll be praying ever-so-fervently tonight that something'll come up and vincent the physio can't make it. sad thing is, i've given up on hoping that god even bothers to answer those prayers. oh well. lastly, daniel wan's coming in the arvo, at 12;30! cool, i can tell him that i watched his you tube clip! and chrissy's coming in the arvo, hopefully, not too late. :p hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight. and PIG mum's being mean and tearing/wrenching poor ela's thumb from her loosely clenched fist. >< never mind,
Monday, January 11, 2010
monday post
good evening! TWFT topic is 'handling abandonment (3) and em's without a plodding total, still. >< anyways, eep, i'd better type fast - i've only got roughly twenty minutes to type this!
-breakfast was a yummy sausage bun and a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-your :P turn for physio. wow, i got 30mins on the moto med!
-a loo trip. PIG mum grabbed a pork salad roll for us on the way home.
-mariana came for a long yak, and bought us plastic cups of green tea! yummy~
-chrissy came, late. :P but i didn't record how late coz i was with mariana
-a nice hot shower - lol, were chrissy and PIG mum yakking, or sth? coz i ended up scrubbing my hair, waiting for chrissy to come back so she could rinse it, for like, FIFTEEN MINUTES! :P
-arvo tea was another yummy sausage bun, and a cup of tea sweetened with one spoonful of sugar - my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-we read our novels till 6pm. chrissy Forced me to walk over to the couch and flicked on seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella. sorry, i forgot who did sport and weather. :P
-i was like, mega-busting for the loo! so chrissy took me to the bathroom right after the news.
-back at the table, chrissy gave ela amassage before she left. i was being painted fluro pink today, BTW. ewww. :p
-after she left, PIG mum made me plod on the treadmill for 6:30.
-a loo trip before dinner.
-dinner: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, some beef from when dad and PIG mum ate out at some korean restaurant when i was at kwany's housewarming, and a small but yummy slice of egg. of course, PIG mum made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-almost forgot! after loo trip, before dinner, i did daniel wan's exercises! so, soccer drills for one minute, that scored an eleven out of ten coz as always, anything involving walking will score that high. >< and piano, for five mins, and that scored a seven out of ten sorry, i know it's not really relevant, but that time ... i felt hungry. :p
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer chair.
-toms: aunty frances is coming over in the morning. in the arvo, sylvia jie jie's coming over ... wonder if we'll play any wii toms? finally, it's lisa's last time with me toms! lol, ela's telling me to chuck a celebration party! :p anyways, sorry for any mistakes tonight, i won't bother checking coz i've only got two mins left and i wanna squeeze in one news article!
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast was a yummy sausage bun and a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-your :P turn for physio. wow, i got 30mins on the moto med!
-a loo trip. PIG mum grabbed a pork salad roll for us on the way home.
-mariana came for a long yak, and bought us plastic cups of green tea! yummy~
-chrissy came, late. :P but i didn't record how late coz i was with mariana
-a nice hot shower - lol, were chrissy and PIG mum yakking, or sth? coz i ended up scrubbing my hair, waiting for chrissy to come back so she could rinse it, for like, FIFTEEN MINUTES! :P
-arvo tea was another yummy sausage bun, and a cup of tea sweetened with one spoonful of sugar - my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-we read our novels till 6pm. chrissy Forced me to walk over to the couch and flicked on seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella. sorry, i forgot who did sport and weather. :P
-i was like, mega-busting for the loo! so chrissy took me to the bathroom right after the news.
-back at the table, chrissy gave ela amassage before she left. i was being painted fluro pink today, BTW. ewww. :p
-after she left, PIG mum made me plod on the treadmill for 6:30.
-a loo trip before dinner.
-dinner: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, some beef from when dad and PIG mum ate out at some korean restaurant when i was at kwany's housewarming, and a small but yummy slice of egg. of course, PIG mum made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-almost forgot! after loo trip, before dinner, i did daniel wan's exercises! so, soccer drills for one minute, that scored an eleven out of ten coz as always, anything involving walking will score that high. >< and piano, for five mins, and that scored a seven out of ten sorry, i know it's not really relevant, but that time ... i felt hungry. :p
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer chair.
-toms: aunty frances is coming over in the morning. in the arvo, sylvia jie jie's coming over ... wonder if we'll play any wii toms? finally, it's lisa's last time with me toms! lol, ela's telling me to chuck a celebration party! :p anyways, sorry for any mistakes tonight, i won't bother checking coz i've only got two mins left and i wanna squeeze in one news article!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, January 9, 2010
sunday post 2
good afternoon! (well, it's already 5:41pm, but the sun's still out, therefore it's still afternoon, see? :P) TWFT topic is handling abandonment (2), the spam count for the weekend is 35, and em's still without a plodding total. >< argh ... anyways, what happened today?
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more mins." i counted the ten mins, then had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me have enough patience and perseverance to endure through today.
-PIG mum dug me up. i got kitted, before she made me walk to the bathroom to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry them both, then made me walk over to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one sip from the required glass of water, 'incorrectly', coz i knew i wouldn't get another chance to today.
-i spat out my mouth splint. breakfast was two weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to delta goodrem's 'innocent eyes' all day.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way down to the service hall. i exchanged greetings to letty, who came and sat beside me.
-service started. PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand up for ALL of worship - ie FIVE songs! >< i sang the harmony to one and the other singing part to another.
-sermon today was given by dear uncle/pastor chong, and his sermon was on 'will allignment', not 'WHEEL alignment'! :P
-PIG mum made me walk to the toilet. no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking. then she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made me walk to take a seat in the morning tea area. oh, firstly, she made me walk over to the food tables, where i picked up two quarter triangles with lettuce and cheese.
-i had a yak to some ppl, ie. uncle jason and uncle cecil. thanks to the chan family who brought me back two jumpers as a souvenir! lol, but they're way too big for me. guess dear dad'll wear them ... unless i suddenly feel like gaining thirty kilos? :P
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car and tootled us home.
-i popped online till dearest dad returned home!!
-so dearest dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. luckily, there was a carpark available for us, and luckily, unlike PIG mum, dad was willing to park there. :)
-anyways, the parents made me walk up; dad went to buy us food.
-PIG mum got me a yummy japanese green milk tea with pearl, and herself a really yucky grass jelly milk tea. i dunno why i keep trying it; maybe the taste will grow on me? :P but no, the stuff still tastes like crap. >< :P anyways, dad informed PIG mum i had tried a sip of her foul grass jelly milk tea. her immediate response? to grab my yummy japanese green milk tea with pearl and take an enormous gulp. ai, whatever.
-anyways, i only got one piece of chicken (but dad left the skin on, yeah! :P) and roughly ten chippies, which i dunked in the potato and gravy. now, i'm pretty sure there's more than twenty chips per box. but oh well. i also got half the little bread roll with a dab of butter; i tore a chunk off and gave that to PIG mum. seriously, does anyone else's mother demand that whatever their child eats, they must surrender a portion to their mother? or is it just my mother that likes imposing yet another rule on me?
-dad went grocery shopping; bernard sat with lee, PIG mum and i and we all had a yak. nadia stopped by briefly, as did doctor banana and julz. i think they're off to see sherlock holmes? PIG mum's said that she wants to watch that too ... wonder if she can beg/nag anyone to see it with her ... i'm not interested, sorry.
-parents made me walk back down to the car and dad tootled us home.
-i went to the loo once (no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything), flicked the computer switch on, then tootled online as PIG mum hit pigland. :P
-she woke up, made me walk into the laundry for my barely lukewarm shower. poor ela was forced to scrub various parts of my body 140 times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum says we'll do the creaming tonight. bet she won't remember. :P she also poor ela to help me put my socks on, even though i've showed that era's capable of doing that by herself.
-PIG mum made me walk back outside; i tootled online. dad came over to check his facebook - lol, my evil cousin carrie keeps insulting my poor dad! >< :P
-dunno why i couldn't get the 96.5FM or the 94.9FM radio stations to work. oh well, will head over to news.com.au for my news fix after this post.
-toms: only monday, but i'm going to your :P turn! hopefully, we can go to naz for a kebab!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
P.P.S. my aunty nga is so sweet - she rang this arvo and asked PIG mum if dearest dad had returned home safely. :)
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more mins." i counted the ten mins, then had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me have enough patience and perseverance to endure through today.
-PIG mum dug me up. i got kitted, before she made me walk to the bathroom to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry them both, then made me walk over to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one sip from the required glass of water, 'incorrectly', coz i knew i wouldn't get another chance to today.
-i spat out my mouth splint. breakfast was two weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to delta goodrem's 'innocent eyes' all day.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way down to the service hall. i exchanged greetings to letty, who came and sat beside me.
-service started. PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand up for ALL of worship - ie FIVE songs! >< i sang the harmony to one and the other singing part to another.
-sermon today was given by dear uncle/pastor chong, and his sermon was on 'will allignment', not 'WHEEL alignment'! :P
-PIG mum made me walk to the toilet. no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking. then she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made me walk to take a seat in the morning tea area. oh, firstly, she made me walk over to the food tables, where i picked up two quarter triangles with lettuce and cheese.
-i had a yak to some ppl, ie. uncle jason and uncle cecil. thanks to the chan family who brought me back two jumpers as a souvenir! lol, but they're way too big for me. guess dear dad'll wear them ... unless i suddenly feel like gaining thirty kilos? :P
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car and tootled us home.
-i popped online till dearest dad returned home!!
-so dearest dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. luckily, there was a carpark available for us, and luckily, unlike PIG mum, dad was willing to park there. :)
-anyways, the parents made me walk up; dad went to buy us food.
-PIG mum got me a yummy japanese green milk tea with pearl, and herself a really yucky grass jelly milk tea. i dunno why i keep trying it; maybe the taste will grow on me? :P but no, the stuff still tastes like crap. >< :P anyways, dad informed PIG mum i had tried a sip of her foul grass jelly milk tea. her immediate response? to grab my yummy japanese green milk tea with pearl and take an enormous gulp. ai, whatever.
-anyways, i only got one piece of chicken (but dad left the skin on, yeah! :P) and roughly ten chippies, which i dunked in the potato and gravy. now, i'm pretty sure there's more than twenty chips per box. but oh well. i also got half the little bread roll with a dab of butter; i tore a chunk off and gave that to PIG mum. seriously, does anyone else's mother demand that whatever their child eats, they must surrender a portion to their mother? or is it just my mother that likes imposing yet another rule on me?
-dad went grocery shopping; bernard sat with lee, PIG mum and i and we all had a yak. nadia stopped by briefly, as did doctor banana and julz. i think they're off to see sherlock holmes? PIG mum's said that she wants to watch that too ... wonder if she can beg/nag anyone to see it with her ... i'm not interested, sorry.
-parents made me walk back down to the car and dad tootled us home.
-i went to the loo once (no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything), flicked the computer switch on, then tootled online as PIG mum hit pigland. :P
-she woke up, made me walk into the laundry for my barely lukewarm shower. poor ela was forced to scrub various parts of my body 140 times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum says we'll do the creaming tonight. bet she won't remember. :P she also poor ela to help me put my socks on, even though i've showed that era's capable of doing that by herself.
-PIG mum made me walk back outside; i tootled online. dad came over to check his facebook - lol, my evil cousin carrie keeps insulting my poor dad! >< :P
-dunno why i couldn't get the 96.5FM or the 94.9FM radio stations to work. oh well, will head over to news.com.au for my news fix after this post.
-toms: only monday, but i'm going to your :P turn! hopefully, we can go to naz for a kebab!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
P.P.S. my aunty nga is so sweet - she rang this arvo and asked PIG mum if dearest dad had returned home safely. :)
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