Friday Post 261e

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1476. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• I was ready for dinner but first had to let dad gleefully force me on another 40+ minutes of those impractical mat exercises for him. But @ least I was smarter this time and kept my sock to the right, meaning when I resocked myself afterwards I didn't haveta lean to the left and cause Erf's arch to cramp.
• Those pointless exercises done, I then had to let dad gleefully force poor Ela on another 30+ minutes of more pointless impractical exercises. *sigh*
• Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle then back to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight was another boiled, tasteless affair: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa soup carrot, lotsa soup potato, three small chunks of beef and one surprisingly long tasty chunk of BBQ chicken.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, hopefully brb after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final spam count for the week, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
• P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've already managed FIVE posts! XD

Friday Post 261d

Potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1109 (ha, I'm over one grand XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'When In Pain' and thirdly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now twenty-two. Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?

• When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I called that she could just enter through the garage coz the front door was unlocked. When she didn't, @ 4pm I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Turns out dad had left without telling me! XD
• So a nice warm shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea's the half sausage bun dad left me (believe me, I'm still pissed he nabbed half >< He says he'll buy me back one but I can't ask him else he won't! How convenient it'll be for him to 'forget'. >< *sigh*); thanks to Kim who made me one mug of white tea sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey.
• Happiness was reading Divergent for one hour; today I reached pg. 150 @ 5:12pm then pg. 175 @ 5:30pm. The only pity's that Ten's sports report had kinda fuzzy reception! Also pity that Kim was watching her YouTube videos really loudly and wouldn't turn the volume up for me, but hey. XD
• Before Kim left, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. She's back Sunday arvo and taking me to see another movie after I shower!
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not going out. Besta's coming to mind me from 10am then staying till 2pm. Will remember to shower @ 12:30pm because Kim's not coming @ 4pm. Still, hoping dad will leave some arvo tea for me and I can still read for three hours tomorrow! Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^

Friday Post 261c

Good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ only 923, but hopefully I'll have passed 1000 before the night's out! Righteo, continuing events for today?

• Dad came back home shortly after Carol left; lunch was microwaved and I was summoned over to the gobbling table for lunch. Before joining dearest dad @ the gobbling :P table, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Sure enough, I had tasteless leftovers for lunch, plus another lil corn cob, this time unbuttered. Dad toasted himself three slices of raisin toasted then covered them with ham and avocado; he kindly gave me about half a slice and I gave him some beef and rice in return.
• Lunch was spooned down very slowly with one bowl of soup; see, dad was all for making poor Ela do more pointless exercises for him but said we'd leave for Ray's place @ 1:45pm; I just timed my soup drinking and drank slow enough that by the time I finished, 'twas time to leave! XD PIG mum should just be satisfied that I leaned right forward to drink; not sure why she's such a big fan of me leaning forward, but hey.
• At Ray's, I used the loo for one tinkle, then lay down to get some massage and acupuncture from him. again, 'twas very nice to have the opportunity to talk with him; usually, PIG mum just yaps incessantly, ray makes affirmative sounds which just sets PIG mum off again and I can't be bothered talking. XD
• Afterwards, I use the loo once more then dad tootles us home.
• Waiting for Kim to come mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Braced for dad gleefully forcing me to do more pointless, impractical exercises for him tonight. *sigh*
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not going out. Besta's coming to mind me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:45pm coz Kim's not coming in the arvo anymore. Will hopefully get to read for a blessed three hours and get three white teas with two sugars from Besta! Braced for a miserable afternoon and evening doing pointless exercises for dad. *sigh*
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^

Friday Post 261b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post online before midday. XD Firstly, this morning I've only been hard @ work plodding 267 steps (obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic's "Knowing God's Will - It's A Powerful Thing!" and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ midday!! Anyways, events for today?

• I used the pot :P once last night around 2:30am and again this morning around 6am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:10am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* Actually, life’s heaps easier what with her being in Hong Kong right now; these three weeks will be as much a break for me as it is for her! XD

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:01pm, I lasted 5:17. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• The teddies and cuddle and snore, me waking hourly for the pot :P until Carol arrives five minutes early, @ 9:55am. Once she’s inside, I sit up and ask her please to help me get ready and outta bed, because it’s already 10am and I don’t wanna be back into bed for another night’s sleep before twelve hours have passed. However, when I ask her to please help me up, dad randomly accuses me of being aggressive? Whatever, but I’ve decided: if when I get back to my bedroom tonight it’s not 10pm yet, I’m just gonna sit on my commode chair and not get back into bed till after 10pm, coz it really feels like I’ve wasted the day when I’m back in bed for another night’s sleep before the day has passed
  
  • Carol gets me kitted for the day and then I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Carol who squirts me some toothpaste.
  Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing
  continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, which is one small bowl of plain porridge, one corn cob (thanks to Carol who smeared butter over it for me), one slice of buttered toast, all my usual drugs :P and one mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey. Over breakfast, 
  I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After breakfast, Carol comes with me as I go turn on the light then plop online. At 11:30am, i watch Nine's morning news, which was read by Brett McLeod. All the interesting surnames I saw/heard: Genders, Kearsley, Willan, Fitzsimmons, Macris, Macpherson, Heinke, Penfold, Abrahms, Starc, Stanlake, Munford, Mensol and Crewther.
• Before Carol leaves @ midday, I use the loo once more for two tinkles. She's back Sunday morning @ 9:30am and taking me to church @ Redeemer!
• Waiting for dad to come home and feed me tasteless leftovers for lunch before I see Ray for some massage and acupuncture.
• Kim's coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not going out. Besta's coming to mind me from 10am till 2pm; will remember to shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim's not coming 4pm till 6pm. Still, hoping that Besta will feed me three mugs of white tea with two sugars and I'll get to read for three hours! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^

Friday Post 261

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 261d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2619. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, @ 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Carol's coming to help me up @ 10am (not gonna ask for fifteen more minutes but gonna get up right away, else less than twelve hours will have passed before I've gotta let dad boot me back off to bed again!)
• She's leaving @ midday; will presumably have tasteless leftovers for lunch before I see Ray for some acupuncture and massage.
• Then it's Kim coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^

Thursday Post 251c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2554 (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "The Devil's Real Weapon'. Anyways, continuing events for Thursday?

• At 8:40pm, I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:20. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually played two more memorable games, one lasting exactly seven minutes and the other 8:18!

Once I've finished arvo tea, I visit the loo and do a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.   

• I think the guy's called Stephen? The human movementist guy; he came over for thirty minutes today and brought me some exercises I can do whilst seated. 
• When he left I was gonna tootle online for myself but dad demanded I immediately start doing those exercises for him, which I complied with for awhile, doing three exercises ten times.
• Finally I popped online for myself and was happy to stay there until dinnertime, but instead had to let dad gleefully force me on like 40+ minutes of floor exercises for him. What a waste of time; so impractical. *sigh*
• Surely 'twas dinnertime afterward? Nope, this time 'twas more pointless exercises for Ela. Oh, and we Whatapp videocalled with PIG mum! She was out buying swimming trunks; today she had yum cha with her biu jie!
• Dinner tonight: rice, one entire tomato, lotsa lettuce and three small slices of beef.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup after which I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Thursday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^