Monday Post 329f

Good evening again! With a plodding total of 1850, I'll just continue with tonight's events?

• When I was summoned over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon Tina kindly passed me~ Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little bok choy, lotsa soup tomato, lotsa soup carrot and like three/four tiny chunks of yummy pork. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after one final loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed SIX posts tonight! That happens even less often than five posts. XD

Monday Post 329e

Good evening! Since I've already logged in my plodding total for today @ 1850, I'll just note down Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Strength In Suffering', Joni's devotional topic's "God's @ Work" and continuing events for Monday?

• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Erf's sock and one last when she was drying my glasses for me.
• Back out @ the gobbling :P table, arvo tea was one yummy pear and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was reading the book Dani gave me for one hour; as for Tina, she very slowly cleaned the bathroom and then sat and massaged Ela for awhile, painting her grey with black spots today.
• After I'd read for one hour, I returned online because I still hadn't used up all of my most important two hours of the day yet.
• At 5:55pm I used the loo for two tinkles then sat on the couch and happily watched Nine's 6pm bulletin with Carnival; it's the 28TH time to watch the entire news bulletin! The most interesting surname I can remember's 'Berejiklian', the NSW premier's surname.
• News over, I asked dad had he finished reheating leftovers for our dinner yet; since he replied no, I walked myself slowly and safely back online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. I've not even had dinner yet but I've already managed FIVE posts tonight; tee hee!

Monday Post 329d

Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for Monday! I'm gonna login my potential final, final plodding total for Monday @ 1800 coz I used the treadmill for twenty minutes when David was here~ Anyways, potential final, final events for today?

• Now I've played one more game of Bejewled lasting 9:47. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• Success, I fell fully back asleep and didn't wake again for the pot :P until dearest dad considerately walked silently down the hallway @ 8:10am to unpop the lock into the garage, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 8:20am beginning  a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• After dearest dad retucked Shirley and me back into bed, we cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P around 9:25am.
• Super-proud of PIG mum: I was counting down fifteen more minutes, intending to bang against the wall and call her downstairs to please come and help me up if she hadn't by 9:45am but she actually appeared @ 9:35am! XD
• She hits me with the eye goo, helps me with absolutely nothing but the bra strap and then leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after counting down my last ten minutes.
• I call her back to please help with Elf's AFO straps and both shoelaces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I take my bowl over to the sink and then walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Come lunchtime, I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Lunch is six boiled dumplings with literally two tiny drops of soya sauce for each one. Originally, 'twas only one drop but I told PIG mum that wasn't very fair when she poured herself a whole SAUCER of vinegar for her dumplings! PIG mum just laughed that I have inferior tastebuds, because we are two different types of dumplings that afternoon: cheap ones from the supermarket and more expensive ones from Vincent the physio's friend. I liked the cheap ones better. XD
• Lunch is washed down with one mug of Chinese tea that I pour myself; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• David arrives early today to gimme a session of physio: twenty minutes treadmill walking @ 0.8km/hr, fifty sit-to-stands, reaching for both hands, and standing practice beside the laundry.
• After he's left I write down what I did for physio today and then walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me - I wash my own hair, but thanks to Tina who rinses my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. Today I also sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud; actually, since Tina kindly held the showerhead over my back and kept me warm I was all done after 14% but leaned happily against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Tina.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 329c

Good afternoon! Still haven't plodded many steps yet, but just noting down that I'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after Tina leaves!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Aww, my awesome sleep streak ended this morning around 1:30am when my idiot bladder nudged me awake and demanded I use the pot for her. XD I'm just thankful I achieved my 28TH consecutive awesome sleep streak day yesterday, else I would've been super-pissed with myself! XD
• Nature called again around 7:10am and after another pot :P trip I tried falling back asleep right away because dearest dad doesn't leave for work until lik 8:19am now that the days are getting shorter!
  Cheers,
  Em.^^

Monday Post 329b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, I've only plodded like 600 steps thus far today (but hopefully I'll crack 1000 before the day's out since PIG mum prolly has gotten David to come gimme physio) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'A Word For Single Parents' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHT MINUTES online after lunch today!! Anyways, events for today?

• At 11:44am I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:11. Now, lemme play one more lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 11:55am I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:56. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 329

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 329e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in my plodding total for today @ only 850, I'll just note down tat the final, final spam count for the weekend's now twelve and note down final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, @ 9pm I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up...
• Should I watch the morning news?
• Will doubtless have tasteless leftovers with dearest dad for lunch~
• Bet PIG mum's got David coming over to gimme a session of physio ... well, hopefully he'll lemme plod on the treadmill nice and slow, else expect another super-pissy plodding total!
• Tina's minding me till like 4/5pm; fingers crossed I can read for ne hour and then watch the entire Nine's news 6pm bulletin!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! Will this happenoften Sundays from now on, maybe? XD