saturday post79b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 978. lol, almost one grand. anyways, continuing events?
-lol, our doorbell must've stopped working again, coz around 4pm, i heard a voice calling, "hello? anybody home?' XD
-meet my new carer, selina ling! she's from singapore, has just graduated nursing and lives in calamvale!
-she gave me a nice hot shower, after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom - hairwash today. also thanks to selina who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before selina flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. selina rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor once for me, i laughed my head off when selina said to me, "stand up and i'll dry your 'pet pet' for you. ('pet pet' being your backside in canto XD)
-i held selina's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-sadly, we're outta mayo, but selina gave me two cheese, meaning yay, this week's been fulfilled!
-i also drank one mug of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'. selina made herself a dry piece of toast.
-we chatted while we ate. turns out, selina's a younger twin! she's got @ least two older brothers, one younger brother and lives @ stretton. and beat this - her mum comes over every three months to visit her!
-after finishing arvo tea (and sucking the teabag once XD), selina massaged ela for about forty minutes, painting her white with dark blue spots.
-before she left, selina took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-sadly, i couldn't get the news simulcast working, but i'll just read some articles from news.com.au later.
-expect dinner'll get called soon. poor dad's still resting.
-fingers crossed i can come back after dinner, else it's just church toms, nothing special. and fingers crossed i can hit food court for lunch afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^