Monday Post 285e

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for tonight now stands @ only 945. Anyways, potential final, final events for Monday?

·        Nature called again one hour later when dearest dad thoughtfully walked silently down the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage; after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 8am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

·        After dearest dad had retucked Shirley and I back into bed and left for his hard day’s work, Shirley and I cuddled and snored, only to get awoken by PIG mum a-THUMPING around @ 8:50am! One more pot :P trip for me, then~

·        PIG mum came downstairs that quickly, I was still over the pot :p when she let herself into my room! XD Anyways, she hit me with the eye goo and helped me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I complied with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

·         PIG mum comes back to help only with Elf’s AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk overto brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

·        Now @ 5:33pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:44. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’m actually also played three more memorable games: one lasting over seven minutes and two more than eight minutes!

·         After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

·         After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is one bowl of plain porridge with one of the lil cheese and bacon buns I’d helped PIG mum bake recently, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk that I poured for myself after PIG mum went upstairs and got ready for the day. I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

·        With good timing, Joanne and Alyssa arrived just when I’d finished breakfast. Joanne did bring some therapy assistant with her, but I’ve since forgotten her name, sorry. XD Actually, Alyssa arrived first and ordered Ela to start exercises; I was saved when Joanne and the therapy assistant arrived once Ela had grasped the dumbbell. XD

·        I headed over to the tiled area n front of the television where PIG mum had laid the mats down, laid myself down and relaxed while Joanne and Alyssa did their assessment. The therapy assistant lady just stood there and observed, as did PIG mum.

·        Assessment done, Joanne and PIG mum gave me instructions on how to get back upright.

·         They left, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

·        At 11:30am I happily watched Seven’s morning news; all the things I record are in some earlier post.

·         Once the news ended, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P for lunch always rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

·        After getting myself a fork, lunch was some tasteless Hokkien noodles PIG mum had cooked. At least the noodles were thick and chewy, not thin and limp like the ones the insane asylum served every Thursday in the insane asylum. XD

·         Lunch was washed down with one mug of Chinese tea, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above His near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

·        Thanks to PIG mum who let Tina inside when she announced her arrival three minutes late, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door myself.

·        Since PIG mum ordered I watch television until 2pm, I crashed on the couch and watched some Naruto DVD with Tina! I’d stopped watching by the time Sasori made an appearance so ‘twas interesting!

·        At 2pm I went and took a nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 14% but happily leaned against the right side rail and sang till 20% before flipping the nice hot water off.
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Seven’s 6pm news was read aloud by Max Futcher and Sharyn Ghidella. All the interesting surnames I saw: Strong, Whop, Palaszczuk, Sri, Chumbley, Betts (heard), Crusius, Bash, Parbery, Lion, Trad, Bach, Squarey, Pompeio (heard), Albanese, Von Drehnen, Titmus, Fassnidge, Wellings, Dry, Hill and Schrinner.  Pity that PIG mum ordered me to watch from the television around the sports report, but hey.

        1AUD = 67USc.That's the 15TH time this year I've gotten to watch the entire Seven's 6pm news bulletin! :D

P.P.S. Tee hee, I've not even had dinner yet but I've already managed FIVE posts! XD
P.P.P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Let It Be An Adventure'.