Monday, December 2, 2013

Monday Post 148d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4165; D2's final, final report for monday: 4165 also equals sth very slightly over ninety-five kcal or sth very slightly over 1.69 km.
Cheers,
Em.  ^^

Monday Post 148c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4111 (which D2 very proudly reports also equals sth very slightly over ninety-three kcal or sth very slightly over 1.67km XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Spiritual Leprosy'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-PIG mum's trying to destroy the enjoyment of my favourite game, Bejeweled. >< Sitting straight, no leaning against the chair's backrest, chin in, I'm finding it impossible to enjoy my favourite game. ><
-Anyways, after I'd endured one game sitting @ her standards, PIG mum gleefully forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on ages of stupid ball exercises for her. Another restriction she's placed on me's that I'm not even aloud to say "Thank goodness, for the last time" because then I congratulate myself for saying the right thing (thank goodness) and not the wrong thing (thank God), coz I don't really think there's too much I can thank God for. Lol, I used to say NOTHING to thank God for, but then PIG mum reminded me that I had to thank God for my life. In that case, 'not much' will suffice.
-Next, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod two laps side-walking for her. Dearest dad came home from the dentist, with a numb jaw. :o( I kissed his nose, and he went upstairs to sleep off the local I'm presuming the dentist gave him.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next was a painful standing calf stretch for about ten minutes for poor Elf.
-Luckily, PIG mum didn't gleefully force me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her, coz my poor thighs are already starting to throb from that bloody ICARE machine ... ><
-After one loo trip, dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegetables (and I was correct: she DID shovel lotsa extra vegetables into that 1/4 portion she left me for arvo tea!), several miniscule chunks of pork and one yummy little Chinese mushroom, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of peppermint tea - which I was very careful to hold 'correctly' for PIG mum, of course - before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms shortly after 9pm, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 148b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3656, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sth very slightly over eighty-four kcal or sth very slightly over 1.48km. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Luckily, PIG mum was downstairs when cAROL ANNOUNCED HER ARRIVAL, AND SHE LET H - sorry, shrieking! >< - er in.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. *sigh* Carol's just like PIG mum, restricting me only to cleaning under the arpits, boobs and feet, but hopefully I can have a proper shower toms.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol only helped with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy please to help me get through the rest of the day okay, before Carol came back and helped me with my shoes and laces.
-Carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea, the 1/4 leftover from lunch that PIG mum left me, although I'm wondering did she add lotsa vegies to it. My yummy mug of rice green tea was my official mug for Monday to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol came and massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her ... lol, I've forgotten. XD
-At 5:55pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before I signed her off, said my thanks and byes. She's back the day after toms and will just be having leftovers for dinner tonight.
-Me, I listened to Seven's news, and @ 6:15pm, when nature suddenly called, took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-PIG mum tumbled downstairs shortly afterwards, immediately chucking some major cow over my posture. Cripes, you'd think one could DIE from bad posture, by the way she goes on about it! ><
-Anyways, again, fingers crossed that I can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Argh, I'm still owed FIFTY-SIX MINUTES online!!!! >< *sigh*

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Monday Post 148

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3176 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling seventy-two kcal or 1.32km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'I Am Not Ashamed (2) but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHT MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!!! But just noting down that I had UQ physio with Eric today, shared some beef rice @ Woka Woka with PIG mum @ Garbo for lunch, saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage then saw Jane from Epic for a pointless fifty minutes. Toms I've got a late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio; hopefully I can have some lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards, and it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 148e

Sorry, I lied! There was cake, and photos, and presents, so here's my definite final, final plodding total for Sunday: 3427, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling ninety-seven kcal or 1.5km. XD Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 148d

Good evening, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3327. D2's final, final report: 3327 steps also equals eighty-four kcal or 1.38km. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-When Aunty A arrived and dinner was called, I went once more to the loo first. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but 'twas enough she walked behind me back to the gobbling :P table, leaving me @ no risk of being pushed over by the cruel and unfaithful God.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa vegies home-grown from the parents, two/three delicious scallops and some ling (me: BAHAHAHA!! XD) fish. While we munched away, Uncle Slam and Anna arrived also.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Toms: 10:30am UQ physio session with Eric.
-PIG mum and I'll share some lunch @ Woka Woka before I see Lei shifu for a massage.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, so fingers crossed I can get a sushi roll to take back home for arvo tea! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 148c

A third greeting, because it's still not quite dark enough yet to say good evening! XD Em's probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3122. Hah, I'm just over three grand, while D2 proudly reports that 3122 steps also equals seventy-five kcal or 1.3km. XD Alas, however, that I'm still owed THIRTY-ONE MINUTES Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?
-So a nice warm shower today - I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped with nothing bar Elf's AFO.
-Back outside, I wrote birthday cards for Anna and Aunty A and listen to the parents nag me about my posture.
-Toms: mid-morning (10:30am) UQ physio session with Eric. PIG mum says we can have lunch @ Woka Woka afterwards, because she's booked me to see Lei shifu for a massage.
-Fingers crossed she'll lemme buy a sushi roll to have with Carol for afternoon, who's coming to supervise my shower @4pm.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Pearl of Great Price'.