Monday, December 2, 2013

Monday Post 148b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3656, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sth very slightly over eighty-four kcal or sth very slightly over 1.48km. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Luckily, PIG mum was downstairs when cAROL ANNOUNCED HER ARRIVAL, AND SHE LET H - sorry, shrieking! >< - er in.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. *sigh* Carol's just like PIG mum, restricting me only to cleaning under the arpits, boobs and feet, but hopefully I can have a proper shower toms.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol only helped with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy please to help me get through the rest of the day okay, before Carol came back and helped me with my shoes and laces.
-Carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea, the 1/4 leftover from lunch that PIG mum left me, although I'm wondering did she add lotsa vegies to it. My yummy mug of rice green tea was my official mug for Monday to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol came and massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her ... lol, I've forgotten. XD
-At 5:55pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before I signed her off, said my thanks and byes. She's back the day after toms and will just be having leftovers for dinner tonight.
-Me, I listened to Seven's news, and @ 6:15pm, when nature suddenly called, took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-PIG mum tumbled downstairs shortly afterwards, immediately chucking some major cow over my posture. Cripes, you'd think one could DIE from bad posture, by the way she goes on about it! ><
-Anyways, again, fingers crossed that I can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Argh, I'm still owed FIFTY-SIX MINUTES online!!!! >< *sigh*

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