Saturday Post 150b

Heylo again and probably one final greeting for Saturday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3482, remembering that like 1631 of those steps were plodded @ Fx last night. D2's probable final, final report for Saturday: 3482 steps also equals seventy-four kcal or 1.46km. XD Righteo, probable final, final events for Saturday?
-When Annette announced her arrival about four minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - hairwash. I taught Annette how to rinse my hair out while I kept a towel over my right eye, then asked Annette please to dry my hair before I continued washing.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette helped only with my back, Era and both calves), then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and asking Percy the angel/saint please to help me get through the rest of Saturday okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before letting Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen to make my half toastie and mug of yummy peppermint tea, my last for today I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette sat and firmly massaged Ela for about forty minutes. There was time enough for a fifty minute massage, but PIG mum took some time away by telling Annette all about her recent illness then dragging her outside to view her vegie patch.
-Before leaving @ 5:56pm, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. I've asked her to please come @ 4pm next time so she can actually leave @ 6pm.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ plaza afterwards!
-Julz and janice are coming to visit me toms arvo; I've already asked could we please go to Just Soy Cafe for shaved ice, coz it's so stinking hot!
-Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'The Rude Shepherd'.