Saturday Post 149

Good afternoon! Hey, sorry for not posting yesterday; will tell all shortly. Firstly, I was hard @ work plodding 3500-odd steps yesterday (only horrid PIG mum didn't believe I didn't plod that much yesterday and therefore refused to take down the distance or the kcal that equaled ><); secondly, TWFT topic from yesterday's 'Reach Outside Your Comfort Zone (2)'; thirdly, Joni's devotion topic from last night's 'Faithfulness'; fourthly, TWFT topic's 'The ministry of Intercessory Prayer' and fifthly and lastly, the spam count for the week's sixty-one'. Righteo, let's start off with yesterday's events first!
-Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 5:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Right after that, PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes"! Only I was too sleepy and fell back asleep again, meaning when she came back, I groused @ her, "Go away. I still have four minutes left." Amazingly, she lemme be!
-So I went over for a quick shower and then 'twas straight to the 4WD, where dad tootled us off to the Greenslopes hospital!
-First, I sat in some waiting room and browsed the day's Australian, then, when PIG mum saw a spot for all three of us, she moved me over and I read some gossip magazine instead. I also watched Sunrise: R.I.P. Nelson mandela.
-The anesthetist guy called me in to sign some paperwork, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then 'twas finally time for me to go into the operating theater. I used a pan first, and the nurse laughed, "no minions allowed inside" and took Voem away. XD
-Amazingly, the male nurse got the cannula into Ela's hand the first go!
-When he injected the local/sedative, I asked him, "So will I start feeling sleepy but still be awake?" He nodded, I blinked ...
-and suddenly there was a huge patch over my right eye!"
-I finally got to eat three quarter-triangle sandwiches; dad nabbed the last one for himself and some fruit, then the parents drove me home.
-Promptly booted to bed, I stayed there until 7pm!
-Dinner was tomato maggi noodles, lotsa lettuce and some salmon.
-After I finished eating, I was like, "Dad, please take me to Ray's for small group," only the parents refused, saying the surgeon had told them to keep me @ home all night!
-Instead, PIG mum and I watched Nysnc's live concert! Amazingly, they're still going and putting out new albums! I daren't add anymore onto my Christmas wishlist coz I've already got like twenty items there, but I can add their newest album to my birthday wishlist, that's for sure!
-Booted off to bed afterwards. Cripes, I'd already spent most of the day asleep, and there was still more sleeping ...?
-Today: didn't matter, coz I scored another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:05am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-More happy sleepings with Daddy bear, until PIG mum left for work @ 7:30am and I used the pot :P once more.
-Again, more happy snorings with daddy bear, plus one/two more pot :P trips, until Rhi comes. Daddy bear and I had concocted a great story! When she came in, Daddy bear said, "Rhi, Em had a bar fight last night. She came off second best." Rhi laughed and said, "Believable, but you told me what was really happening last Saturday." Damn! XD
-So one more pot :P trip for three tinkles, Rhi gets me kitted then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Thanks to Rhi who squirted some toothpaste for me.
-After drinking one mug of water - my first for today to hold 'incorrectly', I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that's done, I wash and dry Era, then head outside to the gobbling :P table, where I make myself a ham and egg sandwich for breakfast. Thanks to Rhi who cooks the bread yummy and adds one slice of cheese for me. I also savour my one mug of white tea for the week (actually, the second, coz I had one @ the hospital yesterday!), sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After breakfast, Rhi massages Ela for thirty minutes, while we just chat.
-At midday, Rhi takes me once to the loo for the full five tinkles, and back @ the gobbling :P table, she paints Ela Christmas colours then cooks me scallops and ham fried rice for lunch! I'm her taste tester; thankfully, she doesn't poison me. XD She also makes me one warm mug of Milo, mythird cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-I try calling both Aunty Lai and Aunty Nga; wonder why they're both not @ home? And how cool's that: Aunty Nga has an answering machine!
-Before leaving @ 1pm, Rhi takes me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She's babysitting this arvo and tonight.
-Me, I enjoy my half bowl of delicious fried rice that Rhi cooks for me, plus one mug of water, my fourth mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I take myself once slowly and safely to the loo and over to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Carol Lockwood will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl once more after she leaves (because I'll have exceeded the PISSY two hour time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to) else toms:
-Just church, nothing special.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards!
-Also fingers crossed that I'll get some visitors toms arvo!
-Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^