Sunday Post 152

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2174 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-two kcal or 900m XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Prepare For Attack (3)' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's thirteen, but fourthly and most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after I get back home later this arvo!!! Anyways, events for today?
-My idiot bladder couldn't wait for five more minutes and demanded I use the pot :P NOW! Back into bed, counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening. XD
-Nature called again around 6am, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:10am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy bear followed, until dearest dad left to attend the Canto service and came to kiss me goodbye. I used the pot :P again then quickly fell back asleep before PIG mum could come poke me with "fifteen more minutes"! XD
-After she did thst. I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast today was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever. I didn't really mind that she gleefully forced poor Ela to do everything, coz I was seaed and could concentrate, but I did mind her randomly chucking an absolute cow @ me. However, I understood that it was just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to ruin my day even before it'd really begun, so I rose above His hatred, totally ignored Him and determined I'd have a great day. I also popped all my usual drugs :P drinking one full mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Dami's debut album all day too. As for me, whilst PIG mum drove, I finished off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with the English congregation and went downstairs for the Mandarin service.
-Phew, for our last Sunday service for 2013, I was allowed to remain seated. I sang everything, plus the harmony for one song, but like all year, meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was Pastor Chris, and he concluded his series on Romans that he'd started around May.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us off to Plaza for lunch.
-Alas, there wasn't any parking availablew upstairs, and PIG mum doesn't even bother to check downstairs for any available parking, meaning she parked outside the cinemas and gleefully FORCED :(  me to walk all the way down into foodcourt.
-Like last week, we shared: one yummy chicken kaarage and one orange and apple juice. Jeff and Mel wandered over and said hello.
-After lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-I went again to the loo then plopped online.
-Pole and Julz are taking me out to eat shaved iced @ 2:45pm! :D
-Toms: think PIG mum's got me booked in to get another massage from Lei shifu late morning.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch from Woka Woka afterwards, even though I understand I'll  haveta share it with PIG mum; since when have I EVER been allowed to enjoy anything myself?? XD
-Also fingers crossed I can bring sth back for arvo tea, coz Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Then I'm watching Chicago Fire @ night!
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^