Wednesday Post 173

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4372 steps today (which D2 proudly reports also equals ninety-seven kcal or 1.82km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Sparrows (2)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! Anyways, events for today?
-Huh, I was supposed to have another awesome sleep last night, what with PIG mum and I watching Youtube videos until 10pm, but no: THUMP! PIG mum thunders/STOMPS to the bathroom around 1:30pm and awakes me, thus prompting one pot :P trip. >< 8sigh*
-Nature called again around 6:05am, and after another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-When dearest dad left for work, I used the pot :P once more then happily fell back asleep with Daddy bear until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back to bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she chucked some random cow @ me and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bench to grab a pen to write Cass and Kim a Christmas card. Still, I kept a good attitude and didn't let the cruel and unfaithful God destroy what had the potential to be an awesome day for me.
-Anyways, when PIG mum tootled us off to the Underwood Coffee Club to meet Kim and Cass, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-'Twas awesome to see Kim and Cass! As expected, PIG mum almost immediately launched into a long and detailed rendition of her gastritus. XD
-Again, PIG mum gleefully restricted me to sharing half a meal with her, but amazingly, lemme share the Coffee Club big breakfast with her! She had my tomatoes and mushrooms (but gave several mushrooms back, saying they're good for me) then we shared toast, sausages, eggs, ham and toast. I thought PIG mum said I could finally enjoy a thickshake, but 'twas only a milkshake! When I asked PIG mum about it, Kim quickly said, "Oh, they ran outta ice cream. That's kinda hard to believe, but sure ..."
-We just all yakked 9well, our mums did. XD) Cass also showed us a photo of her niece, Summer, who's just turned one; she's adorable!
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else Aunty Mecky came to mind me for the last time ever while PIG mum went out shopping. Toms, Roxana's taking me out to Garbo and I'm meeting Anna for lunch! :D Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^