Monday Post 152

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 5545 steps today (alas, I'm not really half a normal person today coz 982 of those steps were plodded last night; D2 proudly reports that 5545 steps also equals 122kcal or 1.95km XD); secondly, Joni's devotional from last night's 'Turning the Corner to a New Year' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Prepare For Attack (4) but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! Righteo, events for today?
-Woo hoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 5:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy bear followed, until dearest dad left to attend the Canto service and came to kiss me goodbye. I used the pot :P again then quickly fell back asleep before PIG mum could come poke me with "fifteen more minutes"! XD
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two  yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor Ela to prepare everything for me, but I didn't really mind too much coz I was sitting down and could concentrate. I also popped all my usual drugs :P, drained one full mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay, while PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-Before leaving, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also lent against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Oh, and my monthlies arrived this morning; guess they can welcome in the new year with me. XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to Chi Link to see Leie shifu for a comfy massage. Ofd course, she gleefullyforced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, we also listened to Dami Im's self-titled debut album all day, and while she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Luckily, there was one disabled car parking spot, meaning I didn't need to ring the receptionist to ask her to please send Lei shifu out to pick me up! XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then I went in for my comfy (if ouchy) massage. Trying out all my (severely limites XD) Mandarin skills, I asked shifu Lei what did he do over Christmas, and he said he took his family out to the beach! Alas, my mandarin skills weren't sufficient to ask him did he visit the Gold or Sunshine Coast. XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me again to the loo before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to Woka Woka for lunch.
-One good thing about going on Thursdays instead of Mondays is that the lunch special's chicken, not prawn! XD We also shared an iced lemon tea and a small cup of creamy sweetcorn soup.
-After ringing dearest dad, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all through Coles to buy ham and wrapping paper before she tootled us home. Again, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes and Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Dearest dad was still home, so after I'd used the loo once more I went and hugged him bye before plopping online.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl, else:
-I'm watching Chicago Fire tonight!
-Toms: hopefully another sleep-in? All I know's that we're meeting mrs. Dent and nana for lunch somewhere!
-And it's Carol Lockwood coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hoping everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^