Monday Post 148c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4111 (which D2 very proudly reports also equals sth very slightly over ninety-three kcal or sth very slightly over 1.67km XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Spiritual Leprosy'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-PIG mum's trying to destroy the enjoyment of my favourite game, Bejeweled. >< Sitting straight, no leaning against the chair's backrest, chin in, I'm finding it impossible to enjoy my favourite game. ><
-Anyways, after I'd endured one game sitting @ her standards, PIG mum gleefully forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on ages of stupid ball exercises for her. Another restriction she's placed on me's that I'm not even aloud to say "Thank goodness, for the last time" because then I congratulate myself for saying the right thing (thank goodness) and not the wrong thing (thank God), coz I don't really think there's too much I can thank God for. Lol, I used to say NOTHING to thank God for, but then PIG mum reminded me that I had to thank God for my life. In that case, 'not much' will suffice.
-Next, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod two laps side-walking for her. Dearest dad came home from the dentist, with a numb jaw. :o( I kissed his nose, and he went upstairs to sleep off the local I'm presuming the dentist gave him.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next was a painful standing calf stretch for about ten minutes for poor Elf.
-Luckily, PIG mum didn't gleefully force me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her, coz my poor thighs are already starting to throb from that bloody ICARE machine ... ><
-After one loo trip, dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegetables (and I was correct: she DID shovel lotsa extra vegetables into that 1/4 portion she left me for arvo tea!), several miniscule chunks of pork and one yummy little Chinese mushroom, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of peppermint tea - which I was very careful to hold 'correctly' for PIG mum, of course - before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms shortly after 9pm, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^