Friday Post 174

Good morning! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 859 steps this morning (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighteen kcal or 330m XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Prepare For Attack (1) and thirdly, the spam count for the week's eighteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after I get back home from lunch!!!! Righteo, events for today?
-I used the pot :P twice last night and once more around 6:05am this morning. Then I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-More happy sleeping with Daddy bear followed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work and I used the pot :P once more.
 -Again, more sleeping, until the noisy garbage truck awoke me; suddenly, 'twas 10am!
-After fifteen more minutes for me, I used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. No, wait: after brushing teeth, I went and did a stinky unspeakable first, also leaning briefly against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When I'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one lonely Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, plus all the crumbs leftover from the box. I'm not worried about not having anymore Weetbix for breakfast toms though; recently, PIG mum and IU went to the Warrigal Square Woolies and bought a 1.3KG box! XD
-Afterwards, I penned cards for Letty and Nat (my Secret Santa.) before letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk online.
-But nature called twice more; both times, I took myself to the toilet slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Christy jie's coming to take me to have lunch with Letty and other girls! :D
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm, and once she leaves, I'm off to Pole's for small group and a belated Secret Santa present! :D
-Toms: SLEEP-IN!!!! XD I'm so excited; coz Kyabra's closed over the Christmas period and Rhi won't be coming! Dunno why PIG mum didn't ask CODA to send someone; suits me fine; I think that's the first official real sleep-in I'm getting toms! So expect a super, super-pissy plodding total.
-Think it's Carol Lockwood coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-So yeah: hopefully bbl after lunch, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^