monday Post 152b

Heylo again and probably one final greeting for Monday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5983, remembering like 982 of those steps were plodded last night. Ha, D2 reckons i'm half a normal person today, if only by one step. XD His potential final, final report for Monday: 5983 steps also equals eighty-seven kcal or 1.67km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for Monday?
-When Carol announced her arrival four minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO and laces). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, all the while listening to PIG mum yap with Carol (couldn't hear what they were saying, just the hum of their voices).
-Afterwards, I went to wash and dry Era, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea, one yummy teriyaki eel and avocado sushi roll (unfortunately without any soya sauce) and one mug of yummy jasmine green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-While I ate, Carol cleaned the bathroom. Then she came back, sat down and watched Ten's Eyewitness News until 5:25pm, where she gently massaged Ela for exactly thirty minutes, painting her turkey beige colour with cranberry red spot colour today.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She's back next Monday, meaning I won't see her again until 2014, coz Wednesday's New Year's Day!
-Anyways, doubt I can return online after dinner, coz I've just exceeded the PISSY two hour time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so toms:
-Hopefully another sleep-in! We're meeting Mrs. Dent and Nana for lunch, but I dunno what time nor where. XD
-And Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-Almost forgot! Tonight i'm watching Chicago Fire~ Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^