saturday post2

GOOD AFTERNOON! WELL, CHRISSY SHOULD ARRIVE IN FIFTEEN OR SO MINUTES (IF SHE'S ON TIME :p) argh, sorry, shrieking! >< anyways, let's just see how far i can get:
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself once over to use the pot :P last night without falling to her death! o_O :p
-when PIG mum got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. back in bed, i tucked ela's thumb gently back in for some more sleep, cuddled emperor then snored my head off. :P
-wow, tess came like fifteen minutes early today! i should mix her with chrissy, that should produce someone who comes exactly on time! :) :P
-so tess dug me up, got me kitted, Forced me to walk over to the laundry to brush my teeth. but eep, my awesome new electric toothbrush was too big to balance on my cup! ><" so i just rested it on the basin instead.
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet. two tinkles later, she Forced me to walk over and flush the toilet. i clung to the towelrack; sidestepped over to wash and dry era, then tess Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup of the day that i could hold 'incorrectly'. thanks to dad who cooked me some ham and eggs. tess gave that to me with a slice of toast. actually, she'd toasted two slices for me, but i said, "umm ... i only need one, tess." then she asked if she could please eat it; of course i said yes. i also had a pastry that tess made! yummy! actually, her daughter, carlem (who's nineteen, i think. or eighteen. :P)made it. elderberry pastry, i think she said it was.
-tess said i had to play wii for one hour, so she Forced me to walk over to the couch. i played (and won :P) one game of tennis, i also set a new PB in the bowling - 135! i also learned that two strikes is called a double strike, but three strikes, for some odd reason, is called a turkey!
-tess Forced me to walk back to the table, and ordered that i play fifteen minutes of scrabble with her. this time, i won. her daughter that died in her arms from epilepsy was called jamie-lynn, and apparently, her ex-hubby was abusive! o_O
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet, just as vincent the physio arrived. >< i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-a session on the mats today, followed by a few forced laps. whatever, i survived.
-both dad and PIG mum passed me mugs of water and ordered me to drink. i'll admit, dad's mug i held 'correctly', but mum's, 'incorrectly'. dyunno why.
-lunch today: rice, lotsa greens (lol, i don't remember which! :P), some meat - BBQ pork, maybe? and a wee chunk of ham and egg. thanks to PIG mum who poured me a plain glass of milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. oh, and one more cup to report. i held half a mug of plain milk 'incorrectly' when tessa fed me a tiny twix bar i think she found in the fridge. or brought over herself? dunno.
-PIG mum made me walk to the computer. i tootled online...
... and chrissy's just arrived. eight mins late, this time. anyways, i'll be back tonight to finish my post for today. aunty a, uncle slam and anna are all coming over for dinner tonight, cool! lol, but when i rang aunty a at 1:30pm in the arvo, she was ... sleeping. lol! :P
cheers,
em. ^^