tuesday post2

sweet, this is the 500th post! lol, i wonder if i'll ever make it to 600 and beyond ...prolly not, sadly, i mean, my taleofepic2 journal went into hiatus coz i was simply being TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum>< and sadly, by how things are currently going, this taleofepic4 journal doesn't look like it's life expectancy will be much longer either ... sad. :(
anyways, TWFT topic is 'correct your child'. and, like i said yesterday, i'm doing atrial this week by writing my blog before checking my email and surfing facebook, so i'll see how that goes. anyways, today's events?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, era stuck out two fingers, and beckoned to ela, who's thumb happily crawled in for some more sleep.
-around 10am, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more.
-closer to midday, PIG mum poked me awake with 'ten more minutes." i counted the time away, then spent the extra few mins just having a chat (don't worry, PIG mum, i understand by now that you can only pray to god; i was just having a chat to him) to percy the angel/saint, asking him for the patience and perseverance to endure through today, to help me remember that everything i do will be solely for PIG mum's pleasure and/or satisfaction, and that if i can endure through today, i'll have two extremely PISSY if extremely important hours of ME time online. lol, i sound like an ad! optus yes time, emily me time. :p
-anyways, PIG mum dug me up. i used the pot :P once more, struggled to put my tee on while PIG mum just sat there and watched. what, am i a some amusement show to look at? o_O :P PIG mum finished with my left ted and laces. then, the difficulty for the day started. >< she wouldn't let me stand up holding onto the rail that home mods had PUT UP FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE! >< but i made it up in the end. PIG mum made me walk to the bathroom to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry them, then made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i got myself three crunchy weetbix for breakfast. thanks to PIG mum who provided half a spoonful of honey, although no thanks to her who made me take a second sip out of the required mug of water first, even though i'd already taken one sip. but never fear, i was extremely careful to hold the mug 'correctly'.
-more difficulties getting up from the table. argh, at first, i used to cling to the table, until vincent the physio just told me to push up off it, ie no holding on. but now, PIG mum's gleefully made it even harder for me. >< i'm not allowed to touch anything, even after i've stood! argh, you can see why i was talking so fervently this morning to percy the saint/angel, asking for the patience and perseverance to endure through today.
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer switch that she was going to make me bend awkwardly to turn it on. but i noticed that she must've left it on from last night. phew! i mean, i remember how she used to turn it on for me, before i tootled online, but no. it's just like the standing and the milk, PIG mum just finds some perverse pleasure in making things more and more difficult for me. :(
-anyways, i tootled online exactly at midday! but i won't get my full two hours in one go, coz aunty agnes's coming to visit for two nights! so PIG mum and i will haveta pick her up from the train station sometime after 1pm. fingers crossed that PIG mum will take us to that runcorn BBQ restaurant on warrigal road for lunch afterwards! maybe i'll bbl this afternoon, if not, tonight.
cheers,
em. ^^