SATURDAY POST

good evening! TWFT topic is 'handling abandonment' and without a pedometer, em can have no plodding total. >< eep, it's almost 10:25pm! better type quick,then!
-lol, this morning, aunty a came to mind me so PIG mum could toddle off to work. upon seeing aunty a, says me:"good morning, aunty a." she waved in response. my next sentence to her? "and good night." :P so i plopped my head back down onto the bed and snored my head off ...to be awoken around 10am by a sharp rap at the door. "aunty a, i think tessa's here!" i called, hoping she'd hear me. but nope, another loud rap. so this time, i tried, "tess, try the doorbell!" argh, were they both deaf or sth, or was my voice too soft?! so that continued for the next ten minutes, alternating between, "aunty a, tessa's here!" and, "tess, try the doorbell!"
-luckily, aunty a heard my yellings at the end, and opened the door for tess. tess came inside; the first thing i heard her say to aunty a? "i've been banging for more than twenty minutes!" lol, liar. more like ten!
-obviously, i was already awake, so i didn't need tess to poke me awake. but the first thing she said to me was, "i brought you some cake i made." great. :)
-so she got me kitted, Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week opportunity to balance the toothbrush on the cup and just squirt out the toothpaste like that, just like how i used to do EVEN BEFORE GOD STRUCK ME DOWN WITH A BRAIN TUMOUR.
-after i brushed my teeth, tessa Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i had a cuppa, white and two - my first cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly', and three weetbix. thanks to tess who gave me one whole teaspoonful of honey with them.
-then i read some thin book tessa had brought from koorong. was it called unfaithful? sth about a couple dealing with their lives after the husband has an affair with some church lady.
-tess forced me to play scrabble with her for thirty mins. she claims she won. i couldn't see the score sheet, but hey, it's just a game. no biggie.
-tess took me to the loo again. i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-argh, vincent the physio came. >< first session: PT. whatever. i survived.
-after he buggered off, tess gave ela a short massage. i was being painted ... orange, i think.
-PIG mum came home soon after tess left. and she'd bought takeaway back for lunch! so i got almost a bowl of yummy rice, some crumbed pork and chicken and some wombok. thanks to PIG mum who poured me a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo (no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do all the dakking and un-dakking, flushing the loo, etc.)before i tootled online to await chrissy's arrival.
-of course, she came late. :P
-a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today.
-arvo tea was a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my second cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly' and thanks to chrissy who carved me up half a mango into little chunks for me to eat.
-we both read our novels. as always, i asked her to please give ela a massage at 5:40, as always, she refused till after 5:45. well, i always ask her again right on 5:45, but then she's gotts finish the page she's on, then get the cream, the therabrush, etc. and i was being painted yellow.
-i asked her to please gimmee a mug of water coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable again. that was my third and last cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet, also forcing me to dak myself. then she left.
- but a messy stinky unspeakable? >< PIG mum was fine ... must remember to ask aunty a toms if she was okay, too.
then i tootled online till lee arrived. lol, he was late coz, just like mr. hall, he'd overslept. :P
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all night, and we also listened to delta goodrem's innocent eyes album all night, too. lee tumbled in, then PIG mum tootled us off to market square for dinner at some korean restaurant (that i've forgotten the name of, sorry). she gleefully FORCED :9first time) me to walk in.
-we browsed the menus and ordered. i ordered some yummy fried dumplings!
-our food arrived, and we shared around. meaning PIG mum nabbed one of my yummy dumplings without asking, but kindly gave me a small spoonful of rice and an equally small but surprisingly tender and yummy chunk of beef. lee also gave me some of his chicken and rice broth, but said no thanks to my offer of a dumpling.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before she tootled us off to just soy cafe for desert!
-she gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk in. i ordered my favourite shaved ice, with pearls, mini pearls and that shira-sth, taku? dough.
-but nature called. >< so PIG mum excused us and took me to the calamvale maccas loo and back. phew, our ice hadn't melted into a puddle yet when we got back! :P
-i asked PIG mum if she'd be willing to trade a sesame ball for a pearl, but she explained she couldn't coz she'd ordered peanuts. oh well. :( so i just gave her a spoonful of my shaved ice.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip of today.
-anyways, church toms! i must remember to ask PIG mum to please remember to pack my bible bag for me tonight and again toms morning! and fingers crossed that we can go to foodcourt for lunch afterwards! but maybe not, coz dearest dad's flying home tonight. :) oh! and cousin carrie finally opened him up a facebook account! last thing; while there's more chance of the sky falling in and a blue moon rising toms night :P, fingers crossed for a two piece feed for lunch, if we end up going to food court. see, poor em hasn't been able to enjoy one since SEPTEMBER 2009!! hope to see most of yous at church toms! (lol, wonder if lee'll make it to church toms? it's past 10pm, and PIG mum's still yakking to him! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
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