good evening! TWFT topic is 'be careful what you commit to' and em was hard at work plodding 2502 steps today. anyways, must type fast tonight, coz PIG mum'll be awaiting eagerly to force poor em off to bed, and i wanna check out grandma's 90th bday photos on facebook first! anyways ...
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, these few nights, PIG mum has being doing sth else: forcing poor ela to flush the loo!
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-argh, sh*t. januay's a failure - em woke up wet. ><
-but i snored my head off with emperor egg, until PIG mum came and dug me up. i used the pot :P once more, before she made me walk out to the car. today, she madepoor em tlout to the gobbling table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey. i took one sip from the required glass of water first.
-PIG mum made seatbelt all day, and we also listened to delta goodrem's innocent eyes all day.
-off PIG mum tootled us off to the garden city cinemas. she made me walk in, for whatever reason that so pleased her refusing to buy me some popcorn to eat. lol, she says that was coz i didn't deserve any. oh well, as long as she's happy/satisfied.
-but the movie was awesome! PIG mum was a wimp, of course. :p but that was to be expected. and we watched the movie in 3D! very cool~~ the music was really nice, too. :) i wonder if the movie put out a soundtrack?
-after the movie, i used the bathroom once, then PIG mum tootled us home. she refused to take me to that chinese BBQ restaurant coz she claimed that it was after lunch hours, but instead she picked up a pork salad roll up for both of us.
-i let erf sit sideways for the last trip home from the bakery.
-a loo trip, then i settled down to my yummy lunch.
-i tootled online briefly until karen came.
-a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today.
-arvo tea was some juicy mango. i also made myself a cuppa, white and two, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-lol, karen's got a three phone; we spent most of this afternoon trying to take a photo of us! and she gave ela a massage for, what? thirty mins! lol, must remember to tell chrissy when she comes toms. i was being painted yellow with brown spots, BTW.
-karen told me matthew's in trouble right now coz he bit her on the left ankle this morning, and that she's having smoked salmon and rice for dinner tonight. actually, she shared with me some of her arvo tea! a sao cracker, with vegemite. my reaction? DISGUSTING!!! :P
-after karen left, PIG mum made me plod on the treadmill for 6:10. at least i felt all safe with the safety cord, this time. :)
-then, PIG mum forced poor em on 30+ mins of left arm exercises. era showed her support for ela by telling her, "sorry, mate, you've had your happiness for today. gotta wait till toms for more happiness."
-dinner tonight: thanks to aunty anne who brought some yummy pork and thousand-year-old-egg congee! so i munched a bowl of that, with lotsa cucumber. of course, PIG mum made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then, daniel wan's activities! firstly, soccer drills for one min (lol, it honestly doesn't take long to kick a ball ten times each! :P) and it scored an eleven out of ten coz it involved walking. >< that was followed by the piano drills, which lasted for roughly seven mins. that scored a six point five out of ten, and was encouraging, coz ela managed to hit CFCG a few times without banging into any other notes!
-anyways, toms: PIG mum's left a message for aunty melody, whether she's free for lunch with us toms, coz we're going to go to garbo to buy books! the cheung's family gave me a borders gift voucher for xmas last year, see. i wanna buy that new raymond e. feist novel!
-anyways, i'll just apologise for any errors in my post tonight coz i wanna see grandma's 90th bday photos on facebook! somehow, i don't think PIG mum's nice enough to let me check. goodnite,
em. ^^
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer desk, and i tootled online. actually, she's sitting bes
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