good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3072 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'seeking god, not things', thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's eight and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after uncle kelvin and kathy leaves!!! anyways, uncle kelvin's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, April 30, 2011
saturday post42e
one definite, final good evening! why must bloody nature keep calling?! and why must heartless PIG mum so gleefully refuse to walk behind me to the bathroom?! sheesh, somehow she's got this absurd notion that she CARRIES me to the loo or sth! ><
anyways, my absolute final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1694. and PIG mum says there's bible study toms, so no sleep-in. oh well.
righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, my absolute final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1694. and PIG mum says there's bible study toms, so no sleep-in. oh well.
righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post42d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1546. righteo, final events for today?
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cos lettuce and carrot, some soup beef and two thin tiny pieces of soup ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'. hey, i like this new bottle - i can taste some ginger!
-i went once more to the loo before plopping back online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-well, PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:15tonight. not 9:30, coz bible study's back on toms. yeah, i've one hour left for myself. :)
-yeah, just church toms, then plaza for lunch. hopefully i'll get some visitors from SHINE fellowship in the arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cos lettuce and carrot, some soup beef and two thin tiny pieces of soup ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'. hey, i like this new bottle - i can taste some ginger!
-i went once more to the loo before plopping back online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-well, PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:15tonight. not 9:30, coz bible study's back on toms. yeah, i've one hour left for myself. :)
-yeah, just church toms, then plaza for lunch. hopefully i'll get some visitors from SHINE fellowship in the arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post42c
good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1350. righteo, events for today?
-tess came five minutes late today.
-i brushed my teeth and did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast was my yummy sausage bun from breadtop, and several spoonfuls of tessa's yummy chicken and basmati rice.
-i played with tessa's laptop while she gave ela a massage for about fifteen minutes, painting her navy blue with white spots today.
-tess also made me one mug of milo, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar. but lol, i only take my tea with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, i don't need any sugar with my milo!
-then the pastor and his wife came visiting! lol, they rang first, tess answered, then passed the phone to me, saying, "they speak your language,' so i answered, 'wai?" (cantonese ppl say 'wai" when answering the phone.)
-dad came downstairs and we all chatted away until they left.
-dad fed me lunch first, roughly half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice with lotsa cos lettuce. i drank around one mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-then i went to type out questions for jack before PIG mum took me once to the toilet.
-lol, jack forgot to bring my wages today! i said, "nevermind, you can stay with us tonight and clean the dishes, mop the floors, wash the toilets ... :P"
-i returned online until hina came - fifteen minutes late today. ><
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me then i got creamed. hina rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when my pants were being put on, and one last one when hina was doing elf's AFO straps.
-we held hands and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-what an awesome way to end the month! i've now had the perfect arvo tea THREE times! :D
-after i'd eaten, hina started giving ela a massage @ 5:25. have i said yet already? this morning, tess painted ela navy with white spots.
-hina took me once more to the loo before dashing away exactly @ 6pm. she's promised to take me out till 9:45 on tuesday to make up for it; we're going for icecream! :) too bad i keep forgetting why ... :P and i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-i rang aunty nga, aunty lai answered. little mickey's being an absolute brat, refusing to take an arvo nap! i told him to "behave, else yee mah (say in canto) (my PIG mum) will come back to hong kong and make sure you behave properly!
-anyways, it's about 6:45now, i expect dad to get back home soon. dunno where he's gone, really.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-tess came five minutes late today.
-i brushed my teeth and did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast was my yummy sausage bun from breadtop, and several spoonfuls of tessa's yummy chicken and basmati rice.
-i played with tessa's laptop while she gave ela a massage for about fifteen minutes, painting her navy blue with white spots today.
-tess also made me one mug of milo, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar. but lol, i only take my tea with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, i don't need any sugar with my milo!
-then the pastor and his wife came visiting! lol, they rang first, tess answered, then passed the phone to me, saying, "they speak your language,' so i answered, 'wai?" (cantonese ppl say 'wai" when answering the phone.)
-dad came downstairs and we all chatted away until they left.
-dad fed me lunch first, roughly half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice with lotsa cos lettuce. i drank around one mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-then i went to type out questions for jack before PIG mum took me once to the toilet.
-lol, jack forgot to bring my wages today! i said, "nevermind, you can stay with us tonight and clean the dishes, mop the floors, wash the toilets ... :P"
-i returned online until hina came - fifteen minutes late today. ><
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me then i got creamed. hina rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when my pants were being put on, and one last one when hina was doing elf's AFO straps.
-we held hands and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-what an awesome way to end the month! i've now had the perfect arvo tea THREE times! :D
-after i'd eaten, hina started giving ela a massage @ 5:25. have i said yet already? this morning, tess painted ela navy with white spots.
-hina took me once more to the loo before dashing away exactly @ 6pm. she's promised to take me out till 9:45 on tuesday to make up for it; we're going for icecream! :) too bad i keep forgetting why ... :P and i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-i rang aunty nga, aunty lai answered. little mickey's being an absolute brat, refusing to take an arvo nap! i told him to "behave, else yee mah (say in canto) (my PIG mum) will come back to hong kong and make sure you behave properly!
-anyways, it's about 6:45now, i expect dad to get back home soon. dunno where he's gone, really.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, April 29, 2011
saturday post42b
hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday's now 1145. yay, i've passed one grand! :) and now i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after hina leaves!!! she should arrive in just over fifteen minutes, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 747 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'walking on water (4)' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online when jack leaves!!! anyways, he'll arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 42d
one final good evening! stupid nature called, and i had to listen. >< horrid PIG mum was too busy watching the royal wedding to watch me walk there and back, but i made it without falling. :) meaning my final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4155. yay, i cracked four grand. :) goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 42c
good evening again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 3993 and the new spam count for the week's now thirty-four. righteo, continuing events?
-i went once more to the toilet before dinner. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but @ least she walked behind me. :)
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and several chunks of salmon. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum had already reverted to her usual spiteful self by then, gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the computer table all by myself, while she just sat @ the table! >< luckily, i made it back without falling. :)
-toms: is tess coming over? i dunno ... she didn't last week. but if she doesn't toms, i'm muchly looking forward to a HUGE sleep-in with bear bear! :D
-also can't remember who's coming to gimmee a shower on saturday ... definitely not carol. cathy? can't remember. but gosh, i hope someone does! cathy, maybe? but i'll prolly haveta tutor toms arvo ... will write questions toms morning, then. righteo, fingers crossed i can stay online till 9:30pm tonight, and hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. going for my naruto fix now~ :D
-i went once more to the toilet before dinner. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but @ least she walked behind me. :)
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and several chunks of salmon. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum had already reverted to her usual spiteful self by then, gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the computer table all by myself, while she just sat @ the table! >< luckily, i made it back without falling. :)
-toms: is tess coming over? i dunno ... she didn't last week. but if she doesn't toms, i'm muchly looking forward to a HUGE sleep-in with bear bear! :D
-also can't remember who's coming to gimmee a shower on saturday ... definitely not carol. cathy? can't remember. but gosh, i hope someone does! cathy, maybe? but i'll prolly haveta tutor toms arvo ... will write questions toms morning, then. righteo, fingers crossed i can stay online till 9:30pm tonight, and hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. going for my naruto fix now~ :D
Thursday, April 28, 2011
friday post 42b
good afternoon again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3744. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-surprise! hina came several minutes early! out of all my carers, she's the one most likely to be late.
-after a shower, we hit garbo!
-@ the library, i read this historical fiction book about the roman empire.
-only nature called @ 6:10! i reasoned that hina was picking me up @ 6:30 and i could wait twenty minutes, but she was ridiculously late! she didn't come till 6:55! poor hina says she's claustrophobic - and got stuck in the elevator! ><
-after one toilet trip, i walked to foodcourt, and got my usual dinner. hina had a curry chicken with rice and drank pepsi max.
-after dinner, we went and bought sausage buns first! and i just realised i forgot to eat mine for breakfast this morning, argh. >< i could've saved poor ela lotsa grief! ><
-then we went and bought fruit for dad.
-finally, one happy hour @ borders! i settled down with a david eddings novel, about sparhawk. i remember reading about him back in high school.
-hina took me once more to the loo then tootled me home. repeat the usual nightly routine, then zzz.
today: another awesome sleep! even better was that PIG mum finally gave me back the twenty-five minutes she'd promised me. :)
-only stupid me forgot about my sausage bun! meaning awful PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to do everything this morning before era saw some action with three weetbix.
-i went for a stinky unspeakable afterwards, of course, awful PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-for the trip to UQ, PIG mum decided to listen to andy hui. >< i just closed my eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived. zero thanks to awful PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak myself, and again when she refused to pass me a mag before she flounced off to pay! ><
-luckily, my physios came for me before i had the chance to ask warty guy please to pass me a mag. they Forced me to walk halfway along the hallway then in; katrina pausing them to show them how to help me walk in.
-some sit-to-stands, weightshifting, stepping, and i played about six games of that soccer headbutting game on the wii! best of all, katrina fed me with a fredo. :D the bad thing's the stupid floor's not staying level for me any more when i walk. :S i hope my new glasses come soon!
-mother took me once more to the loo then i went and got a kebab from naz and mother got me a yummy chocolate with pearl. she didn't eat anything herself coz she's feeling crook.
-but guess who we bumped into! kristen grassick's mum (lek) and lek's aunty (kristin's great aunty!) mrs. grassick chatted with PIG mum, i chatted with her aunty. :) she taught me how to say 'thank-you' in her language, but i've already forgotten how. only boys and girls say 'thank-you' differently!
-pincushion practice afterwards. lol, i fell asleep again!
-mother took me to the toilet once before and once more afterwards, then drove us home, where i tootled online until aunty frances came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i think her hubby just turned fifty and she's forty-eight herself.
-instead of returning online after my shower, i went to watch television coz aunty frances said prince william and kate's wedding was happening!
-only it wasn't. :P and aunty frances was mean coz she wouldn't even feed me a bikkie! >< nevermind, i'll survive till dinner ... :(
-i plopped back online after she left. *sigh* PIG mum's prolly taught dad, coz he refused to walk behind me either! >< luckily, i didn't fall.
-and my very belated birthday card and jay chou disc finallyarrived! :D i'm listening now~
-anyways, fingers crossed that i can return online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-surprise! hina came several minutes early! out of all my carers, she's the one most likely to be late.
-after a shower, we hit garbo!
-@ the library, i read this historical fiction book about the roman empire.
-only nature called @ 6:10! i reasoned that hina was picking me up @ 6:30 and i could wait twenty minutes, but she was ridiculously late! she didn't come till 6:55! poor hina says she's claustrophobic - and got stuck in the elevator! ><
-after one toilet trip, i walked to foodcourt, and got my usual dinner. hina had a curry chicken with rice and drank pepsi max.
-after dinner, we went and bought sausage buns first! and i just realised i forgot to eat mine for breakfast this morning, argh. >< i could've saved poor ela lotsa grief! ><
-then we went and bought fruit for dad.
-finally, one happy hour @ borders! i settled down with a david eddings novel, about sparhawk. i remember reading about him back in high school.
-hina took me once more to the loo then tootled me home. repeat the usual nightly routine, then zzz.
today: another awesome sleep! even better was that PIG mum finally gave me back the twenty-five minutes she'd promised me. :)
-only stupid me forgot about my sausage bun! meaning awful PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to do everything this morning before era saw some action with three weetbix.
-i went for a stinky unspeakable afterwards, of course, awful PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-for the trip to UQ, PIG mum decided to listen to andy hui. >< i just closed my eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived. zero thanks to awful PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak myself, and again when she refused to pass me a mag before she flounced off to pay! ><
-luckily, my physios came for me before i had the chance to ask warty guy please to pass me a mag. they Forced me to walk halfway along the hallway then in; katrina pausing them to show them how to help me walk in.
-some sit-to-stands, weightshifting, stepping, and i played about six games of that soccer headbutting game on the wii! best of all, katrina fed me with a fredo. :D the bad thing's the stupid floor's not staying level for me any more when i walk. :S i hope my new glasses come soon!
-mother took me once more to the loo then i went and got a kebab from naz and mother got me a yummy chocolate with pearl. she didn't eat anything herself coz she's feeling crook.
-but guess who we bumped into! kristen grassick's mum (lek) and lek's aunty (kristin's great aunty!) mrs. grassick chatted with PIG mum, i chatted with her aunty. :) she taught me how to say 'thank-you' in her language, but i've already forgotten how. only boys and girls say 'thank-you' differently!
-pincushion practice afterwards. lol, i fell asleep again!
-mother took me to the toilet once before and once more afterwards, then drove us home, where i tootled online until aunty frances came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i think her hubby just turned fifty and she's forty-eight herself.
-instead of returning online after my shower, i went to watch television coz aunty frances said prince william and kate's wedding was happening!
-only it wasn't. :P and aunty frances was mean coz she wouldn't even feed me a bikkie! >< nevermind, i'll survive till dinner ... :(
-i plopped back online after she left. *sigh* PIG mum's prolly taught dad, coz he refused to walk behind me either! >< luckily, i didn't fall.
-and my very belated birthday card and jay chou disc finallyarrived! :D i'm listening now~
-anyways, fingers crossed that i can return online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3505 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'walking on water (3); thirdly, i'm still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after aunty frances comes to gimme a shower and lastly, the spam count for the week's thirty-two. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-whoops, aunty frances has come like fifteen minutes early, and i've been caught still checking my e-mails! :P anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-whoops, aunty frances has come like fifteen minutes early, and i've been caught still checking my e-mails! :P anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
thursday post 42b
hello again! em's final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2295. yay, i'm past two grand! :) oh, and i'm still owed TEN MINUTES online if hina gets here on time!!! righteo, the rest of today's events?
-one more toilet trip, then PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy, gleefully FORCING :( me to walk in.
-but ela performed so well today, i even gained a second immunity! :D
-although next week's task's gonna take lotsa practice - vincent wants ela to touch eln (em's leaky nose :P) era can't help, of course.
-anyways, PIG mum tootled me home, and i went and did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-yay, now i've got an hour for myself before hina comes and takes me out to garbo! :D hope everyone has a great end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-one more toilet trip, then PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy, gleefully FORCING :( me to walk in.
-but ela performed so well today, i even gained a second immunity! :D
-although next week's task's gonna take lotsa practice - vincent wants ela to touch eln (em's leaky nose :P) era can't help, of course.
-anyways, PIG mum tootled me home, and i went and did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-yay, now i've got an hour for myself before hina comes and takes me out to garbo! :D hope everyone has a great end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1616 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'walking on water (2) and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online when i return from being tortured by vincent the physio!!! >< we're leaving in fifteen minutes anyway, so just super-quickly?
-breakfast was one slice of toast i jammed myself with cranberry jam and one mug of horlicks, which i of course drank 'incorrectly'.
-mother drove me off to writer's group, took me to the loo once, then left me alone.
-group was awesome! :D i'm told i possess toilet humour. :P homework for next time is to turn one of our pieces into first/second/third person. i'm planning to edit my 21st bday story one.
-one more loo trip, then PIG mum took me to buy pork salad rolls and a chocolate milk for lunch.
-had lunch with dearest dad. :)
-came online, spiteful PIG mum again refusing to walk behind me. luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-anyways, loo then torture session. >< +oil, poor ela!
-and DSQ just rang - cathy can't take me out to garbo tonight, but hina will! :D we always have lotsa fun together. :)
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, otherwise it's garbo tonight and pincushion practice toms, i think. fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh! much thanks to some dude, rob? who gave me two star trek DVDs! only he spelt it star 'treck'. :P
-breakfast was one slice of toast i jammed myself with cranberry jam and one mug of horlicks, which i of course drank 'incorrectly'.
-mother drove me off to writer's group, took me to the loo once, then left me alone.
-group was awesome! :D i'm told i possess toilet humour. :P homework for next time is to turn one of our pieces into first/second/third person. i'm planning to edit my 21st bday story one.
-one more loo trip, then PIG mum took me to buy pork salad rolls and a chocolate milk for lunch.
-had lunch with dearest dad. :)
-came online, spiteful PIG mum again refusing to walk behind me. luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-anyways, loo then torture session. >< +oil, poor ela!
-and DSQ just rang - cathy can't take me out to garbo tonight, but hina will! :D we always have lotsa fun together. :)
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, otherwise it's garbo tonight and pincushion practice toms, i think. fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh! much thanks to some dude, rob? who gave me two star trek DVDs! only he spelt it star 'treck'. :P
wednesday post55d
why does nature keep calling when it's unwanted?! >< anyways, i made it there and back safely; callous PIG mum was too busy yakking on the phone to watch me walk there. :S anyways, my final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2306. hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post55c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2186. awesome, i just passed two grand. :) righteo, final events for tonight?
-lol, i got dinner. but it wasn't rice, it was just one slice of bread which i buttered myself. horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold the plate was buttering, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-i went to the loo once before and once just then, too. of course, PIG mum couldn't even be bothered with watching me walk. >< but i made it there and back without falling. :)
-writer's group early toms! fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake with low-fat milk for lunch afterwards!
-coz then i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. ><
-but then cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight!
-best of all, ice-cream night tonight! :D one spoonful's better than none, hey? :) righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-lol, i got dinner. but it wasn't rice, it was just one slice of bread which i buttered myself. horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold the plate was buttering, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-i went to the loo once before and once just then, too. of course, PIG mum couldn't even be bothered with watching me walk. >< but i made it there and back without falling. :)
-writer's group early toms! fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake with low-fat milk for lunch afterwards!
-coz then i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. ><
-but then cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight!
-best of all, ice-cream night tonight! :D one spoonful's better than none, hey? :) righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post55b
good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1822. dunno if i'll pass two grand before night's end, though. anyways, continuing events?
-PIG mum tootled me home; i went to the loo once before sitting down @ the gobbling :P table, where i read anna karenina. uncle calvin kept me company while PIG mum took dearest dad to the hospital. uncle calvin made himself a cup of coffee, watched television and even tried the vibrating machine! he said 'twas comfy. ;)
-uncle calvin left when aunty wendy came. she took me to the toilet once, then fried six delicious dumplings for me. :) i also munched a crunchy pear.
-then i read anna karenina while aunty wendy gave ela a massage and brought bear bear and tilly out to visit me. :)
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, then i popped onto the computer and did my writer's group homework for toms, before plopping briefly online until carol came, four minutes late today.
-she Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut. actually, i went and did a stinky unspeakable before having a shower.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. i had one more tinkle when carol was putting my pants on, and one last when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk to the freezer for the bread, Forced me to walk to the fridge for the cheese and ham, then Forced me to walk back to my seat when she couldn't find the ham.
-meaning arvo tea was one toasted sandwich with TWO slices of cheese and mayo! :D thank goodness carol's willing to compromise~ but she found the chicken slice in the freezer; she's put it back into the fridge to defrost.
-carol also flicked on the news while she gave ela a massage for thirty minutes. ela got painted sky colour with cloud colour spots today.
-carol took me to the loo twice before i signed her off and she left @ 6:04pm. she's not back till next wednesday, coz monday's another public holiday.
-when the parents came home, i went to the bathroom again. horrid PIG mum keeps refusing to watch me walk there! >< luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-well, if by 8pm PIG mum doesn't serve dinner, i'm gonna ask for it.
toms: writers group in the morning! fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake with low-fat milk afterwards, coz then i've got a bloody torture session with vincent the physio afterwards. >< but cathy's taking me out to garbo toms night, yeah! :D righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight, otherwise hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum tootled me home; i went to the loo once before sitting down @ the gobbling :P table, where i read anna karenina. uncle calvin kept me company while PIG mum took dearest dad to the hospital. uncle calvin made himself a cup of coffee, watched television and even tried the vibrating machine! he said 'twas comfy. ;)
-uncle calvin left when aunty wendy came. she took me to the toilet once, then fried six delicious dumplings for me. :) i also munched a crunchy pear.
-then i read anna karenina while aunty wendy gave ela a massage and brought bear bear and tilly out to visit me. :)
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, then i popped onto the computer and did my writer's group homework for toms, before plopping briefly online until carol came, four minutes late today.
-she Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut. actually, i went and did a stinky unspeakable before having a shower.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. i had one more tinkle when carol was putting my pants on, and one last when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk to the freezer for the bread, Forced me to walk to the fridge for the cheese and ham, then Forced me to walk back to my seat when she couldn't find the ham.
-meaning arvo tea was one toasted sandwich with TWO slices of cheese and mayo! :D thank goodness carol's willing to compromise~ but she found the chicken slice in the freezer; she's put it back into the fridge to defrost.
-carol also flicked on the news while she gave ela a massage for thirty minutes. ela got painted sky colour with cloud colour spots today.
-carol took me to the loo twice before i signed her off and she left @ 6:04pm. she's not back till next wednesday, coz monday's another public holiday.
-when the parents came home, i went to the bathroom again. horrid PIG mum keeps refusing to watch me walk there! >< luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-well, if by 8pm PIG mum doesn't serve dinner, i'm gonna ask for it.
toms: writers group in the morning! fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake with low-fat milk afterwards, coz then i've got a bloody torture session with vincent the physio afterwards. >< but cathy's taking me out to garbo toms night, yeah! :D righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight, otherwise hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
wednesday post55
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1156 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'walking on water (1)' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online tonight after carol leaves!!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P once this morning, around 3am.
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." but she CHEATED! >< when she came back inside, i protested that i still had FOUR minutes left! "yeah, but we're in a hurry. i promise i'll give you twenty-five minutes to make up for it toms."
-so i got up and used the pot :P for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where - surprise! i was allowed to sit down! turns out we were running late.
-breakfast was three weetbix with about 1/3 a spoonful of honey. i took one gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before she tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session. ><
-bloody useless ela lost her immunity today. >< thankfully, eeh (em's empty head) won me another! but i have to see him again tomorrow ... ><
-well, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P once this morning, around 3am.
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." but she CHEATED! >< when she came back inside, i protested that i still had FOUR minutes left! "yeah, but we're in a hurry. i promise i'll give you twenty-five minutes to make up for it toms."
-so i got up and used the pot :P for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where - surprise! i was allowed to sit down! turns out we were running late.
-breakfast was three weetbix with about 1/3 a spoonful of honey. i took one gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before she tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session. ><
-bloody useless ela lost her immunity today. >< thankfully, eeh (em's empty head) won me another! but i have to see him again tomorrow ... ><
-well, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post42d
hello once more! em's absolute final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1933. i've drunk milk, ate two pocky and hauled myself upstairs to see poor dad. aunty lai, and i talked to mickey! he told me that he was eating dinner, that aunty nga was working overtime and that he didn't wanna talk with me anymore! *wails* :P anyways, goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post42c
one final good evening! yup, nature called again ... and yup, heartless PIG mum couldn't be bothered with watching her walk there again ... but yup, i made it there and back without falling! ;D meaning my final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1735. hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ten mins til 9pm! fingers crossed!
P.P.S. yeah! PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:15pm! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ten mins til 9pm! fingers crossed!
P.P.S. yeah! PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:15pm! :D
tuesday post42b
hello again! well, my final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1618. i haven't done anything after my last post ... just sat and surfed the net. but i needed the bathroom, and PIG mum was her usual heartless self who refused to watch me walk there. but i made it there and back myself without falling.
and cripes, i do have a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< early, too ... and maybe aunty wendy's coming toms? hopefully, PIG mum'll have sth yummy for my lunch! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. it's 7:30 now, fingers crossed i can stay online till @ least 9pm!
and cripes, i do have a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< early, too ... and maybe aunty wendy's coming toms? hopefully, PIG mum'll have sth yummy for my lunch! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. it's 7:30 now, fingers crossed i can stay online till @ least 9pm!
Monday, April 25, 2011
tuesday post42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1474 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's "serving with gladness". righteo, today's events?
-last night first. for some reason, PIG mum chucked a cow @ me, causing such a ruckus that she disturbed dad, who came downstairs, dragged me outta bed and threatened to chuck me outta the house. by then, i had already taken elf's AFO off, meaning i couln't walk anymore, so i kinda bum-shuffled over to the box where my AFO was kept, put it on, bum-shuffled back to bed and hauled myself back into bed with the help of the bedrail. PIG mum came inside afterwards to rail @ me for more than thirty minutes, giving me some evil headache. >< but when she finally left me to sleep alone in peace, i angrily counted and sang myself into a deep sleep, bear bear rubbing hard on eft (em's fat tummy :P) to make that unwanted headache leave.
-thanks to him, i had another terrific sleep! nature didn't call until 8:30am. after one pot :P trip, i had a a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied for fifteen minutes until 8:45am, after which bear bear and i cuddled and snored some more.
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung over to the pot :P for three tinkles before she got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to opwn taps, close taps, get weetbix and pour milk. lol, that's already seven times era's gonna do that when cathy takes me out to garbo on thursday night.
-PIG mum also popped me my drugs, which i took with one gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-then i went to do a stinky unspeakable (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to do everything) then PIG mum tootled us off to the kwok's residence for a BBQ!
-it wasn't raining yet when we arrived, which left me rather curious as to why PIG mum was holding me securely around the waist as i walked in, but then i realised that 'twas coz aunty frances was walking with us inside, and PIG mum just wanted to look good.
-aunty catherine got me a safe armchair to sit in, then i started cooking right away! first i cooked a beef chop. @ the table where i sat down to eat, someone had kindly cooked me a chicken wing. :) PIG mum added lotsa crunchy cos lettuce to that, then i tucked in!
-binda wandered over for a chat, think she said her dad doesn't attend church? he's out seeing his mates today, anyway. during the week-long term break, the nerd's gonna study @ uni. :P
-i returned to cook several times; pork balls and sausages, mainly. why didn't they have any pork chops?! ><
-lol, any chinese-style BBQ isn't one without TEA! :P uncle calvin bought out a pot and poured some all around - he even put ice cubes into my cup, lest it be too hot for me! :)
-PIG mum dashed outside to buy some milk. dunno if she did anything else.
-aunty catherine and PIG mum helped me inside, where i sat and watched aunty frances teaching the girls how to make glutinous rice balls (say 'tong buk luk' in canto) but 'twas funny - they had to make two batches, coz for the first batch they accidentally added salt, not sugar! :P
but i had two, before PIG mum forbade me from having any more. i also had two lindt chocolate pieces, before julz said to stop. oh yeah: i also gave aunty catherine one of my easter bunnies and said 'happy easter." :)
-after that, we went over to the big table for more eating and sitting. i had two weird flavour chips and two cheeseballs. all the girls were surfing the net with joey, while us adults (hey, i'm an adult, i'm twenty-four! :P) just sat and yakked.
-when PIG mum decided 'twas time to leave, i went to the loo once more.
-back home, i plopped online.
-toms: god save me, think i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< but i've got two immunities; i should be safe for this week, @ least. :) think PIG mum needs to book poor dad into see some doctor; hope he feels better soon! and carol's coming to shower me this arvo ... hopefully PIG mum'll buy me two sushi rolls for arvo tea! otherwise i've already decided what i'll squirt with the mayo on my toastie: i've already done POO and BUM, this time i'm going for WEE. :P i've already decided that HAG, PIG and COW are too rude, so i won't use them. anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-last night first. for some reason, PIG mum chucked a cow @ me, causing such a ruckus that she disturbed dad, who came downstairs, dragged me outta bed and threatened to chuck me outta the house. by then, i had already taken elf's AFO off, meaning i couln't walk anymore, so i kinda bum-shuffled over to the box where my AFO was kept, put it on, bum-shuffled back to bed and hauled myself back into bed with the help of the bedrail. PIG mum came inside afterwards to rail @ me for more than thirty minutes, giving me some evil headache. >< but when she finally left me to sleep alone in peace, i angrily counted and sang myself into a deep sleep, bear bear rubbing hard on eft (em's fat tummy :P) to make that unwanted headache leave.
-thanks to him, i had another terrific sleep! nature didn't call until 8:30am. after one pot :P trip, i had a a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied for fifteen minutes until 8:45am, after which bear bear and i cuddled and snored some more.
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung over to the pot :P for three tinkles before she got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to opwn taps, close taps, get weetbix and pour milk. lol, that's already seven times era's gonna do that when cathy takes me out to garbo on thursday night.
-PIG mum also popped me my drugs, which i took with one gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-then i went to do a stinky unspeakable (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to do everything) then PIG mum tootled us off to the kwok's residence for a BBQ!
-it wasn't raining yet when we arrived, which left me rather curious as to why PIG mum was holding me securely around the waist as i walked in, but then i realised that 'twas coz aunty frances was walking with us inside, and PIG mum just wanted to look good.
-aunty catherine got me a safe armchair to sit in, then i started cooking right away! first i cooked a beef chop. @ the table where i sat down to eat, someone had kindly cooked me a chicken wing. :) PIG mum added lotsa crunchy cos lettuce to that, then i tucked in!
-binda wandered over for a chat, think she said her dad doesn't attend church? he's out seeing his mates today, anyway. during the week-long term break, the nerd's gonna study @ uni. :P
-i returned to cook several times; pork balls and sausages, mainly. why didn't they have any pork chops?! ><
-lol, any chinese-style BBQ isn't one without TEA! :P uncle calvin bought out a pot and poured some all around - he even put ice cubes into my cup, lest it be too hot for me! :)
-PIG mum dashed outside to buy some milk. dunno if she did anything else.
-aunty catherine and PIG mum helped me inside, where i sat and watched aunty frances teaching the girls how to make glutinous rice balls (say 'tong buk luk' in canto) but 'twas funny - they had to make two batches, coz for the first batch they accidentally added salt, not sugar! :P
but i had two, before PIG mum forbade me from having any more. i also had two lindt chocolate pieces, before julz said to stop. oh yeah: i also gave aunty catherine one of my easter bunnies and said 'happy easter." :)
-after that, we went over to the big table for more eating and sitting. i had two weird flavour chips and two cheeseballs. all the girls were surfing the net with joey, while us adults (hey, i'm an adult, i'm twenty-four! :P) just sat and yakked.
-when PIG mum decided 'twas time to leave, i went to the loo once more.
-back home, i plopped online.
-toms: god save me, think i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< but i've got two immunities; i should be safe for this week, @ least. :) think PIG mum needs to book poor dad into see some doctor; hope he feels better soon! and carol's coming to shower me this arvo ... hopefully PIG mum'll buy me two sushi rolls for arvo tea! otherwise i've already decided what i'll squirt with the mayo on my toastie: i've already done POO and BUM, this time i'm going for WEE. :P i've already decided that HAG, PIG and COW are too rude, so i won't use them. anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 42c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 1655. righteo, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom for another hot/cold/hot/cold shower - i washed my hair today. i'm really not sure why PIG mum's so vindictive that she refuses to help me rinse out my hair so era can hold shut my stupid right eye; instead, she gleefully forced poor ela to scrub my hair. but @ least my right eye was protected. :)
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum bloody UNCEASING in her dissing of me. ><
-PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa yummy wombok and several wee plain chunks of yummy chicken. sadly, awful PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ mins of hand exercises.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-lesson learnt: i'll try make sure there's a box of tissues @ the computer table whenever i sit there. otherwise, when my nose runs, mother won't pass me the tissue box, instead, she'll gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, grab it, then gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back. actually, she even gleefully forced poor ela to hold the box back to the computer table! ><
-toms: it's another public holiday! sleep beckons ... :D if PIG mum will lemme sleep in. and aunty catherine just rang PIG mum and told her there's a picnic happening @ some nearby park! fingers crossed that mother can take me there! although i think she said she needed to look after dearest dad, who's not feeling well ... :S hope he gets heaps better toms, then we can all go! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom for another hot/cold/hot/cold shower - i washed my hair today. i'm really not sure why PIG mum's so vindictive that she refuses to help me rinse out my hair so era can hold shut my stupid right eye; instead, she gleefully forced poor ela to scrub my hair. but @ least my right eye was protected. :)
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum bloody UNCEASING in her dissing of me. ><
-PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa yummy wombok and several wee plain chunks of yummy chicken. sadly, awful PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ mins of hand exercises.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-lesson learnt: i'll try make sure there's a box of tissues @ the computer table whenever i sit there. otherwise, when my nose runs, mother won't pass me the tissue box, instead, she'll gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, grab it, then gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back. actually, she even gleefully forced poor ela to hold the box back to the computer table! ><
-toms: it's another public holiday! sleep beckons ... :D if PIG mum will lemme sleep in. and aunty catherine just rang PIG mum and told her there's a picnic happening @ some nearby park! fingers crossed that mother can take me there! although i think she said she needed to look after dearest dad, who's not feeling well ... :S hope he gets heaps better toms, then we can all go! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, April 24, 2011
monday post 42b
hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1051. yeah, i'm just passed one grand. :) anyways, continuing events?
-PIG mum kindly passed me one mug of water, which i was very careful to take 'correctly'. but, once she left the bathroom, i'll admit that i slipped my pointer out and drank the mug of water 'incorrectly', before replacing my pointer into the mug's ear and returning the mug to PIG mum 'correctly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to pull up her pants, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen.
-there, after gleefully forcing poor ela to open and close taps three times, she chucked some spac attack @ me, even getting dad to come downstairs and have a go @ me. ><
-but i finally settled down with a toasted tuna in tomato and onion sandwich, cut into four squares, and one mug of plain milk, which i of course held 'incorrectly'. actually, i'd tried asking for one slice of cheese, please, only for nasty PIG mum to refuse unless she got to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk ten laps first. hell, no deal! even eft (em's fat tummy :P) would say that!
-after brunch, i went over to the computer and typed out questions for jack, before enjoying like 1.25 hours online for myself.
-i went once to the loo when aunty a arrived to mind me so poor dad could see the doctor. funny, why did PIG mum bother to walk behind me when i was coming outta the loo? are my suspicions she did just to look good in aunty a's eyes unfounded?
-anyways, she watched television while i continued reading my book club novel. it's bloody boring, sorry. :P
-jack came like fifteen minutes late today, so i kept him talking for an extra fifteen minutes. he's becoming more confident, slowly. :)
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. thanks to PIG mum who fed me one juicy pear and one pocky for arvo tea, i'll be right till dinner, now. :)
-righteo, PIG mum says i'll need a shower tonight. poor ela's already whimpering in misery. :( but she'll be brave for me. :)
-anyways, tomorrow's another public holiday! perhaps i'll really get a chance to sllep in? let's hope so!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum kindly passed me one mug of water, which i was very careful to take 'correctly'. but, once she left the bathroom, i'll admit that i slipped my pointer out and drank the mug of water 'incorrectly', before replacing my pointer into the mug's ear and returning the mug to PIG mum 'correctly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to pull up her pants, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen.
-there, after gleefully forcing poor ela to open and close taps three times, she chucked some spac attack @ me, even getting dad to come downstairs and have a go @ me. ><
-but i finally settled down with a toasted tuna in tomato and onion sandwich, cut into four squares, and one mug of plain milk, which i of course held 'incorrectly'. actually, i'd tried asking for one slice of cheese, please, only for nasty PIG mum to refuse unless she got to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk ten laps first. hell, no deal! even eft (em's fat tummy :P) would say that!
-after brunch, i went over to the computer and typed out questions for jack, before enjoying like 1.25 hours online for myself.
-i went once to the loo when aunty a arrived to mind me so poor dad could see the doctor. funny, why did PIG mum bother to walk behind me when i was coming outta the loo? are my suspicions she did just to look good in aunty a's eyes unfounded?
-anyways, she watched television while i continued reading my book club novel. it's bloody boring, sorry. :P
-jack came like fifteen minutes late today, so i kept him talking for an extra fifteen minutes. he's becoming more confident, slowly. :)
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. thanks to PIG mum who fed me one juicy pear and one pocky for arvo tea, i'll be right till dinner, now. :)
-righteo, PIG mum says i'll need a shower tonight. poor ela's already whimpering in misery. :( but she'll be brave for me. :)
-anyways, tomorrow's another public holiday! perhaps i'll really get a chance to sllep in? let's hope so!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 645 steps today (hopefully i'll pass one grand before the day's out); secondly, TWFT topic's 'live between the steps' and thirdly, em's still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after jack and aunty ming leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-another awesome sleep! nature didn't call until 7:45, after which i spent the fifteen minutes till 8am aving a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-i was ready to happily sleep happily with bear bear all day, but the phone rang! jack was ASKING for tutoring?! right, either he's a complete nerd, else aunty ming forced him to ring. :P
-but i had another fifteen minutes, used the pot, then just went back to bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the toilet, where she of course gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-toilet, brb. ><
cheers,
em. ^
-another awesome sleep! nature didn't call until 7:45, after which i spent the fifteen minutes till 8am aving a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-i was ready to happily sleep happily with bear bear all day, but the phone rang! jack was ASKING for tutoring?! right, either he's a complete nerd, else aunty ming forced him to ring. :P
-but i had another fifteen minutes, used the pot, then just went back to bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the toilet, where she of course gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-toilet, brb. ><
cheers,
em. ^
sunday post42c
one final good evening! yup, i went to the loo again, horrid PIG mum not even bothering to watch me go ... :S but i made it there and back without falling. :) and my final plodding total for sunday's now 3102. cool, i'm just past three grand. lol, before i went, PIG mum even stuck that rabbit head hat carrie sent for me! for cushioning, should i fall and land on my head? :P dunno. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. trying to upload photos of my rabbit-head hats and easter treats on facebook now! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. trying to upload photos of my rabbit-head hats and easter treats on facebook now! :D
sunday post42b
good evening! em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 2945 (i'm pretty sure i'll crack three grand when i go to the loo afterwards) and the new spam count for the weekend's now nine. righteo, continuing events?
-poor aunty a got called into hospital just as dinner was called. >< dunno if she'll be back tonight ... but PIG mum stuffed some food into her mouth before she walked out the door.
-i went once to the toilet for three tinkles before i went over to the gobbling :P table. dunno why PIG mum's deliberately being so vindictive and refusing to walk behind me, ready to steady me if i start tipping over. >< nope, she just likes to gloat @ me from a distance; i think she's waiting to see me fall so she can laugh @ me. ><
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa yummy beans and wombok, plus three small slices of yummy chicken, which i of course saved for last. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i walked back to the computer, PIG mum still being spiteful and refusing to watch me walk over. i really don't understand, i SWEAR that every time i struggle to walk, i'm supporting ALL my own weight, mother doesn't help with ANYTHING. all i ask of her is just to please walk behind me, ready to steady me should i start falling over. yet it seems like that that ask's simply too much for her. *sigh* well, i haven't fallen to my death yet ... when i do, please remember to be nice to my dad; i think he might miss me a lil.
-anyways, tomorrow's a public holiday! fingers crossed that i can stay online till 10pm. oh, and BTW, i'm ready and willing to sleep all day should the parents not come up with some activity for me! :D :P
cheers,
em. ^^
-poor aunty a got called into hospital just as dinner was called. >< dunno if she'll be back tonight ... but PIG mum stuffed some food into her mouth before she walked out the door.
-i went once to the toilet for three tinkles before i went over to the gobbling :P table. dunno why PIG mum's deliberately being so vindictive and refusing to walk behind me, ready to steady me if i start tipping over. >< nope, she just likes to gloat @ me from a distance; i think she's waiting to see me fall so she can laugh @ me. ><
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa yummy beans and wombok, plus three small slices of yummy chicken, which i of course saved for last. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i walked back to the computer, PIG mum still being spiteful and refusing to watch me walk over. i really don't understand, i SWEAR that every time i struggle to walk, i'm supporting ALL my own weight, mother doesn't help with ANYTHING. all i ask of her is just to please walk behind me, ready to steady me should i start falling over. yet it seems like that that ask's simply too much for her. *sigh* well, i haven't fallen to my death yet ... when i do, please remember to be nice to my dad; i think he might miss me a lil.
-anyways, tomorrow's a public holiday! fingers crossed that i can stay online till 10pm. oh, and BTW, i'm ready and willing to sleep all day should the parents not come up with some activity for me! :D :P
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, April 23, 2011
sunday post42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2743 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'five infallible proofs for the resurrection' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's eight. righteo, today's events?
-breakfast was two weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey.
-dad tootled us off to church.
-mum took me once to the loo before service started, but i had to go again after jon snowdon finished his sharing.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for four songs, not that i sang anything out aloud. but i did clap along for one song.
-speaker today was uncle chong, and he gave a sermon about the resurrection.
-after service, i finally met hayley! :D
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-for the first time in more than four years, i ate a bacon deluxe from hungry jacks! :D too bad PIG mum was all horrid and wouldn't gimme any chips. :( but i drank a chocolate with pearl.
-PIG mum tootled us off for baptism, and surprisingly, she lemme sit in the backest row!
-i sang all the worship songs, coz 'twas such a happy occasion. :)
-uncle chong delivered a short message before dunking josh. :P
-we all took photos (i'll look'em up on facebook tonight), then mother took me downstairs to the loo once.
-then i sat in an armchair. :) had a yak to aunty a and aunty peggy (who gave me the roster for when i'd haveta tell the story for the lil kiddies next) while PIG mum fed me a lil mudcake and a plastic cup of coloured water.
-i went to the loo once more before PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online, and she went upstairs to check on dearest dad.
-aunty a's coming over for dinner tonight.
-anyways, i'm off to play some bejeweled now. :) fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast was two weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey.
-dad tootled us off to church.
-mum took me once to the loo before service started, but i had to go again after jon snowdon finished his sharing.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for four songs, not that i sang anything out aloud. but i did clap along for one song.
-speaker today was uncle chong, and he gave a sermon about the resurrection.
-after service, i finally met hayley! :D
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-for the first time in more than four years, i ate a bacon deluxe from hungry jacks! :D too bad PIG mum was all horrid and wouldn't gimme any chips. :( but i drank a chocolate with pearl.
-PIG mum tootled us off for baptism, and surprisingly, she lemme sit in the backest row!
-i sang all the worship songs, coz 'twas such a happy occasion. :)
-uncle chong delivered a short message before dunking josh. :P
-we all took photos (i'll look'em up on facebook tonight), then mother took me downstairs to the loo once.
-then i sat in an armchair. :) had a yak to aunty a and aunty peggy (who gave me the roster for when i'd haveta tell the story for the lil kiddies next) while PIG mum fed me a lil mudcake and a plastic cup of coloured water.
-i went to the loo once more before PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online, and she went upstairs to check on dearest dad.
-aunty a's coming over for dinner tonight.
-anyways, i'm off to play some bejeweled now. :) fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post42c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 3557. right, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa yummy beans and several thin strips of spam ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before i popped online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-only nature called again @ 8:30! >< horrid PIG mum couldn't even be bothered to get off her butt to watch me walk there and back! >< luckily, i managed. :)
-well, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed in just under ten minutes; i'd better start saying my goodnites to the ppl i'm chatting to. hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa yummy beans and several thin strips of spam ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before i popped online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-only nature called again @ 8:30! >< horrid PIG mum couldn't even be bothered to get off her butt to watch me walk there and back! >< luckily, i managed. :)
-well, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed in just under ten minutes; i'd better start saying my goodnites to the ppl i'm chatting to. hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post42b
good evening! em's plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3184. righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P once last night around 2am, using it again this morning around 6:30am. then, i spent the next fifteen minutes till 6:45am having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i returned to sleep, using the pot :P once more when PIG mum left for work around 7:45am.
-actually, dad popped in briefly to leave me the phone, saying he was going out for a lil while. but he was back in about fifteen minutes.
-i couldn't fall back asleep after that so used the pot for four tinkles.
-dad got me kitted, then made me walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth.
-after that, he made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i ate an absolutely tiny bit of ham and egg on one slice of toast, and drank like 2/3 a cup of milk 'incorrectly'. @ first, dad had only poured me 1/3 but when i asked him please for one full cup, gave me another third. wonder if PIG mum told him to gimme so little?
-leanne arrived! :D i gave her her easter chocolates first, then she said she was taking me out to mosburger for lunch!
'twas a long walk to the entrance, *sigh* but i made it there eventually.
-first person i saw was aunty amy! thanks to her who pulled out a chair for me; she and uncle cecil were having lunch while yancey's having iceskating lessons!
-i ordered a chicken teriyaki burger with chips and a cold milk tea, leanne just had a mosburger with minestrone soup.
-we just ate and yakked. leanne asked for three of my chippies, of course i said yes!
-after we'd finished (why does everyone i know eat faster than i do?! :P) i went to the loo once more than leanne tootled us off to our next destination, just soy cafe!
-she got some kinda tofu flower, i got the shaved ice with mini pearls, pudding and shirmataku (sp?) dough. whoever heard of a place like that who ran outta pearls?!
-more yakking away. lol, we shared a table with this family; there was this lil girl (i guess around three years old) who randomly patted era! :P
-after dessert, leanne tootled me back home.
-i used the loo once, then leanne taught me how to use skype. i'm gonna need to buy a mike.
-cathy came shortly after she left, and Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after cathy rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-that's TWICE this month cathy's given me the perfect arvo tea! :D this one was cut into four triangles, and i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i taught cathy how to turn on the television and we watched seven's news together while she gave ela a massage for exactly fifteen minutes, painting her sth like orange with yellow spots today.
-cathy took me once more to the loo before rocking off three minutes early. i didn't mind, coz she'd arrived exactly three minutes early, too.
-i'm just listening to ABC's news while typing out this post.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! but just in case i can't, it's church, lunch then baptism toms! that's why i've no visitors from SHINE toms arvo. :(
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P once last night around 2am, using it again this morning around 6:30am. then, i spent the next fifteen minutes till 6:45am having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i returned to sleep, using the pot :P once more when PIG mum left for work around 7:45am.
-actually, dad popped in briefly to leave me the phone, saying he was going out for a lil while. but he was back in about fifteen minutes.
-i couldn't fall back asleep after that so used the pot for four tinkles.
-dad got me kitted, then made me walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth.
-after that, he made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i ate an absolutely tiny bit of ham and egg on one slice of toast, and drank like 2/3 a cup of milk 'incorrectly'. @ first, dad had only poured me 1/3 but when i asked him please for one full cup, gave me another third. wonder if PIG mum told him to gimme so little?
-leanne arrived! :D i gave her her easter chocolates first, then she said she was taking me out to mosburger for lunch!
'twas a long walk to the entrance, *sigh* but i made it there eventually.
-first person i saw was aunty amy! thanks to her who pulled out a chair for me; she and uncle cecil were having lunch while yancey's having iceskating lessons!
-i ordered a chicken teriyaki burger with chips and a cold milk tea, leanne just had a mosburger with minestrone soup.
-we just ate and yakked. leanne asked for three of my chippies, of course i said yes!
-after we'd finished (why does everyone i know eat faster than i do?! :P) i went to the loo once more than leanne tootled us off to our next destination, just soy cafe!
-she got some kinda tofu flower, i got the shaved ice with mini pearls, pudding and shirmataku (sp?) dough. whoever heard of a place like that who ran outta pearls?!
-more yakking away. lol, we shared a table with this family; there was this lil girl (i guess around three years old) who randomly patted era! :P
-after dessert, leanne tootled me back home.
-i used the loo once, then leanne taught me how to use skype. i'm gonna need to buy a mike.
-cathy came shortly after she left, and Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after cathy rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-that's TWICE this month cathy's given me the perfect arvo tea! :D this one was cut into four triangles, and i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i taught cathy how to turn on the television and we watched seven's news together while she gave ela a massage for exactly fifteen minutes, painting her sth like orange with yellow spots today.
-cathy took me once more to the loo before rocking off three minutes early. i didn't mind, coz she'd arrived exactly three minutes early, too.
-i'm just listening to ABC's news while typing out this post.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! but just in case i can't, it's church, lunch then baptism toms! that's why i've no visitors from SHINE toms arvo. :(
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, April 22, 2011
saturday post42
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'scars' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2790 steps today. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-i went once to the loo before dad tootled us off to church for the easter friday service.
i sat in the fifth row from the back.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for the opening song and prayer, but luckily, we stayed seated for worship.
-three groups (youth+aunty, youth+aunty and youth+aunty) did bible readings interspersed with more songs.
-speaker tonight was the pastor's wife! she spoke about jesus' 7th saying on the cross. evan was her interpretor, but i wonder why he started every sentence with 'umm?" :P
-holy communion to finish.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, then dad tootled us home. repeat the usual nightly event, zzz.
-anyways, cathy's just arrived, so bbl i can come back tonight with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went once to the loo before dad tootled us off to church for the easter friday service.
i sat in the fifth row from the back.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for the opening song and prayer, but luckily, we stayed seated for worship.
-three groups (youth+aunty, youth+aunty and youth+aunty) did bible readings interspersed with more songs.
-speaker tonight was the pastor's wife! she spoke about jesus' 7th saying on the cross. evan was her interpretor, but i wonder why he started every sentence with 'umm?" :P
-holy communion to finish.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, then dad tootled us home. repeat the usual nightly event, zzz.
-anyways, cathy's just arrived, so bbl i can come back tonight with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 42b
good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1693 and the spam count for the weekend's twenty-seven. righteo, continuing events?
-i got my naruto fix. :) also had a happy chat with hayley, uncle martin's daughter. :)
-when PIG mum booted me offline, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and play piano.
-after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for another yet again varying temperature shower - i washed my hair today. the sky will fall in before PIG mum even CONSIDERS helping me do that! :P horrid PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts forty-odd times.
-afterwards, i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum continuously haranguing me about sth. >< the woman just won't gimme a break. ><
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside back to the computer desk. i tootled online, dad's munching his dinner and PIG mum's having her own shower.
-we're off to the church easter service soon! hope everyone has a good week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i got my naruto fix. :) also had a happy chat with hayley, uncle martin's daughter. :)
-when PIG mum booted me offline, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and play piano.
-after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for another yet again varying temperature shower - i washed my hair today. the sky will fall in before PIG mum even CONSIDERS helping me do that! :P horrid PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts forty-odd times.
-afterwards, i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum continuously haranguing me about sth. >< the woman just won't gimme a break. ><
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside back to the computer desk. i tootled online, dad's munching his dinner and PIG mum's having her own shower.
-we're off to the church easter service soon! hope everyone has a good week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, April 21, 2011
friday post 42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1443 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'you get a second shot!' okies, let's start with yesterday's events first!
-cathy came about three minutes late and Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, then i got creamed and rekitted.
-then we hit garbo! lol, funny that the ONLY time PIG mum bothers to help me with my seatbelt's when someone's in the seat beside me, watching her. :P
-we found a park (dunno why cathy was praising herself for that) then i pushed sparkless in.
-i grabbed a historical fiction novel about cicero and rome, and read till just after 6:30.
-after taking me to the loo once, cathy walked behind me while i pushed sparkless to foodcourt.
-i got my usual. no krusher, though, coz horrid PIG mum only gave me ten bucks. :( cathy got a filet-o-fish burger with a coke.
-after dinner, we wheeled me to breadtop, where i only had just enough to buy myself this lil fish fillet bun.
-then, cathy took me to the loo once where she washed my glasses for me, coz i'd somehow smeared gravy over the right side lens.
-last stop, borders. i grabbed the subtle knife by phillip pullman, transferred myself over to a sofa and happily read for about 1.25hrs. :)
-cathy took me once more to the loo before driving me home.
-but the woman cheated! the shift's supposed to go to 9:30pm, yet she had me home just before 9pm! but i made sure to change the time on her timesheet when i signed her off - she doesn't deserve to get paid for what she hasn't worked!
-repeat the usual nightly routine, chuck in PIG mum also having a cow @ me, then zzz. :P
-friday: i used the pot :p once last night.
-dad came to kiss me goodbye this morning around 8:45am, saying he was going out to do a lil sth. i thanked him for taking PIG mum out to dinner last night. :)
-then i slept, and used the pot :p then slept, and used the pot :P
-actually, i stayed awake from around 10;30am onwards, but didn't get up till just before midday! :P
-FIRST, I WENT TO DO A STINKY UNSPEAKABLE, THEN AFTER HORRID pig MUM HAD GLEEFULLY FORCED POOR ELA TO OPEN TAPS, CLOSE TAPS, POUR MILK AND POUR WATER, I HAD MY COOL LIL FISH BUN FOR BREAKFAST. THE HORLICKS I DRANK 'INCORRECTLY', OF COURSE, AS DID THE WATER WITH WHICH I TOOK MY DRUGS :p FROM - sorry, shrieking! >< two fish oil, one cranberry, one bilberry and one garlic.
-after that, PIG mum was her usual heartless self who wouldn't watch me walk over to the computer! >< luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-so i tootled happily online, sending easter greetings and chatting with hayley.
-just before lunch, mother took me once to the loo.
-lol, i've forgotten what lunch was! >< rice with lotsa vegies and a lil meat, definitely. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of prune juice 'incorrectly'. hey, doesn't prune juice make you wanna do a number two?
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i returned online.
-the parents are just watching 'a beautiful mind'.
-off to get my naruto fix now! :D we're off to church tonight for the easter service.
-toms: PIG mum's going to work, but i think tessa's not coming! yes! major sleep-in! :D
-and i think cathy's coming toms to shower me.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend! i'm going for my naruto fix, now! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy came about three minutes late and Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, then i got creamed and rekitted.
-then we hit garbo! lol, funny that the ONLY time PIG mum bothers to help me with my seatbelt's when someone's in the seat beside me, watching her. :P
-we found a park (dunno why cathy was praising herself for that) then i pushed sparkless in.
-i grabbed a historical fiction novel about cicero and rome, and read till just after 6:30.
-after taking me to the loo once, cathy walked behind me while i pushed sparkless to foodcourt.
-i got my usual. no krusher, though, coz horrid PIG mum only gave me ten bucks. :( cathy got a filet-o-fish burger with a coke.
-after dinner, we wheeled me to breadtop, where i only had just enough to buy myself this lil fish fillet bun.
-then, cathy took me to the loo once where she washed my glasses for me, coz i'd somehow smeared gravy over the right side lens.
-last stop, borders. i grabbed the subtle knife by phillip pullman, transferred myself over to a sofa and happily read for about 1.25hrs. :)
-cathy took me once more to the loo before driving me home.
-but the woman cheated! the shift's supposed to go to 9:30pm, yet she had me home just before 9pm! but i made sure to change the time on her timesheet when i signed her off - she doesn't deserve to get paid for what she hasn't worked!
-repeat the usual nightly routine, chuck in PIG mum also having a cow @ me, then zzz. :P
-friday: i used the pot :p once last night.
-dad came to kiss me goodbye this morning around 8:45am, saying he was going out to do a lil sth. i thanked him for taking PIG mum out to dinner last night. :)
-then i slept, and used the pot :p then slept, and used the pot :P
-actually, i stayed awake from around 10;30am onwards, but didn't get up till just before midday! :P
-FIRST, I WENT TO DO A STINKY UNSPEAKABLE, THEN AFTER HORRID pig MUM HAD GLEEFULLY FORCED POOR ELA TO OPEN TAPS, CLOSE TAPS, POUR MILK AND POUR WATER, I HAD MY COOL LIL FISH BUN FOR BREAKFAST. THE HORLICKS I DRANK 'INCORRECTLY', OF COURSE, AS DID THE WATER WITH WHICH I TOOK MY DRUGS :p FROM - sorry, shrieking! >< two fish oil, one cranberry, one bilberry and one garlic.
-after that, PIG mum was her usual heartless self who wouldn't watch me walk over to the computer! >< luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-so i tootled happily online, sending easter greetings and chatting with hayley.
-just before lunch, mother took me once to the loo.
-lol, i've forgotten what lunch was! >< rice with lotsa vegies and a lil meat, definitely. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of prune juice 'incorrectly'. hey, doesn't prune juice make you wanna do a number two?
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i returned online.
-the parents are just watching 'a beautiful mind'.
-off to get my naruto fix now! :D we're off to church tonight for the easter service.
-toms: PIG mum's going to work, but i think tessa's not coming! yes! major sleep-in! :D
-and i think cathy's coming toms to shower me.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend! i'm going for my naruto fix, now! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
thursday post 42b
hello again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2517. righteo, continuing events?
-i went once more to the loo before heading out. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-@ the good health medical centre, i settled down with a very recent copy of new idea - 'twas talking about prince william's and kate's engagement!
-dr. lin gave me an easter bunny! :D actually, i wanna post sth about easter eggs on my embluekirby blog after this, if i've the time.
-after pincushion practice, PIG mum took me to the loo once. zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela while PIG mum went herself.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i tootled online.
-cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D i rang dad earlier, when we were leaving the good health medical centre and asked him please to take PIG mum out to dinner. see, i understand that she's fine with being able to go out for meals many, MANY more times than i do, but that she just CAN'T TAKE IT if i get to eat out when she doesn't. so i've rung dearest dad, and i'll think he'll take her out. :) anyways, i'm off to play bejeweled, i haven't achieved five minutes yet!
toms: easter friday! public holiday ... lol, the parents had better come up with some activity for me, else i'll sleep until it's time for the good friday service @ church! :P righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went once more to the loo before heading out. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-@ the good health medical centre, i settled down with a very recent copy of new idea - 'twas talking about prince william's and kate's engagement!
-dr. lin gave me an easter bunny! :D actually, i wanna post sth about easter eggs on my embluekirby blog after this, if i've the time.
-after pincushion practice, PIG mum took me to the loo once. zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela while PIG mum went herself.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i tootled online.
-cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D i rang dad earlier, when we were leaving the good health medical centre and asked him please to take PIG mum out to dinner. see, i understand that she's fine with being able to go out for meals many, MANY more times than i do, but that she just CAN'T TAKE IT if i get to eat out when she doesn't. so i've rung dearest dad, and i'll think he'll take her out. :) anyways, i'm off to play bejeweled, i haven't achieved five minutes yet!
toms: easter friday! public holiday ... lol, the parents had better come up with some activity for me, else i'll sleep until it's time for the good friday service @ church! :P righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 42
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 1328 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'trust god and keep going' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online after i get home from acupuncture this afternoon! anyways, we've gotta get going soon, so just super-quickly?
-breakfast was one slice of toast with some butter and cranberry jam. the mug of warm horlicks i drank 'incorrectly'.
-one toilet trip, then off to see vincent the bloody physio
-good ela earned her chocolate! :D
-back home, lunch was caesar salad with rice green and chrysanthemum tea!. spiteful PIG mum wouldn't gimme the phone to ring dearest dad. ><
-hopefully bbl! but if not, cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast was one slice of toast with some butter and cranberry jam. the mug of warm horlicks i drank 'incorrectly'.
-one toilet trip, then off to see vincent the bloody physio
-good ela earned her chocolate! :D
-back home, lunch was caesar salad with rice green and chrysanthemum tea!. spiteful PIG mum wouldn't gimme the phone to ring dearest dad. ><
-hopefully bbl! but if not, cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post54b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1006. phew, i've just passed one grand. :) anyways, continuing events?
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to her who rinsed my hair out for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me out to the dining room for arvo tea.
-thanks to PIG mum who bought me two yummy sushi rolls for arvo tea! :D one was egg; i feared the other was prawn, but 'twas actually chicken. also thanks to carol who passed me a lil dipping plate of soya sauce, and topped it up twice for me. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished eating, carol gave ela a massage for about forty minutes, painting her black led pencil with ribena spots today. (i suggested the spot colour, coz a ribena television adertisement was on. :P)
-carol took me once more to the toilet before leaving about four minutes early. she's just having leftovers for dinner - and the good thing is that i don't haveta see her again till next wednesday! :P
-i returned online, and leanne just rang! i haven't seen her for, like, four months! she's coming back up to brisbane for easter; we're gonna try to catch up. :)
-uncle colbert also just rang, looking for dad, but he's gone to play baddy with uncle chong.
-tonight, i'm going to church! i think some dude's speaking? not sure, more about that toms, if i get the time.
-one last thing: thanks to PIG mum who gave me my spoonful of ice-cream last night, coz i'm going to church tonight to listen to some talk!
-now, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online from tonight!!! >< righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. Z^^
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to her who rinsed my hair out for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me out to the dining room for arvo tea.
-thanks to PIG mum who bought me two yummy sushi rolls for arvo tea! :D one was egg; i feared the other was prawn, but 'twas actually chicken. also thanks to carol who passed me a lil dipping plate of soya sauce, and topped it up twice for me. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished eating, carol gave ela a massage for about forty minutes, painting her black led pencil with ribena spots today. (i suggested the spot colour, coz a ribena television adertisement was on. :P)
-carol took me once more to the toilet before leaving about four minutes early. she's just having leftovers for dinner - and the good thing is that i don't haveta see her again till next wednesday! :P
-i returned online, and leanne just rang! i haven't seen her for, like, four months! she's coming back up to brisbane for easter; we're gonna try to catch up. :)
-uncle colbert also just rang, looking for dad, but he's gone to play baddy with uncle chong.
-tonight, i'm going to church! i think some dude's speaking? not sure, more about that toms, if i get the time.
-one last thing: thanks to PIG mum who gave me my spoonful of ice-cream last night, coz i'm going to church tonight to listen to some talk!
-now, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online from tonight!!! >< righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. Z^^
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
wednesday post54
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 735 steps today (not very much, i know, but i haven't gone out today); secondly, TWFT topic's 'take the first step' and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once around 2am, using it again when dearest dad left for work around 8:10am. i then spent the next ten minutes till 8:20am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to my happy snorings with him, until PIG mum dug me up.
-i used the pot :p once for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps and pour water.
-breakfast was one slice of toast which i buttered and jammed :P myself - not with strawberry jam, but CRANBERRY jam! only, my obviously unrefined tastebuds couldn't taste the difference between the two. :P zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading, for that, i very deliberately drank my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy arrived more than fifteen minutes late today, coz she got stuck in traffic. after i drank one mug of water 'incorrectly', she took me to do a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read my absurdly boringbook club novel while she whipped up lunch for me.
-firstly, i ate one juicy nashi, then thanks to aunty wendy who'd brought me some kinda soup in a tin for lunch! i had those with noodles, lotsa onions and beans. aunty wendy also mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik, my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after taking me once more to the loo for two tinkles, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for one hour.
-PIG mum returned home - not only did she buy me some sushi for afternoon tea, she also bought ela a keyboard to practise on! :D
-actually, alice rang and told me that cathy would take me to garbo both toms and next thursday. she also warned me to be polite to all my carers ... lol, i wonder who ratted me out. :P
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i tootled online.
-and carol's just come six minutes early! will remember to let her leave @ 5:54pm, then.
-fingers crossed i can come back online after carol leaves! but if not, i'm going to church tonight for some talk! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< dsm. :(
-i used the pot :P once around 2am, using it again when dearest dad left for work around 8:10am. i then spent the next ten minutes till 8:20am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to my happy snorings with him, until PIG mum dug me up.
-i used the pot :p once for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps and pour water.
-breakfast was one slice of toast which i buttered and jammed :P myself - not with strawberry jam, but CRANBERRY jam! only, my obviously unrefined tastebuds couldn't taste the difference between the two. :P zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading, for that, i very deliberately drank my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy arrived more than fifteen minutes late today, coz she got stuck in traffic. after i drank one mug of water 'incorrectly', she took me to do a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read my absurdly boringbook club novel while she whipped up lunch for me.
-firstly, i ate one juicy nashi, then thanks to aunty wendy who'd brought me some kinda soup in a tin for lunch! i had those with noodles, lotsa onions and beans. aunty wendy also mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik, my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after taking me once more to the loo for two tinkles, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for one hour.
-PIG mum returned home - not only did she buy me some sushi for afternoon tea, she also bought ela a keyboard to practise on! :D
-actually, alice rang and told me that cathy would take me to garbo both toms and next thursday. she also warned me to be polite to all my carers ... lol, i wonder who ratted me out. :P
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i tootled online.
-and carol's just come six minutes early! will remember to let her leave @ 5:54pm, then.
-fingers crossed i can come back online after carol leaves! but if not, i'm going to church tonight for some talk! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< dsm. :(
TUESDAY POST42d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2923. righteo, final events for today?
-like i said, we've been to the coffee club, underwood, countless times before, but useless PIG mum still managed to get us lost on the way! XD i'm equally to blame, coz i didn't notice until we were well and truly lost! :p
-meaning mrs. dent arrived before us.
-i was looking forward to enjoying my favourite eggs benedict, but horrid mother restricted me to afternoon tea only! >< but i finally got a yummy chocolate thickshake and mrs. dent got me a cookie with smarties imbedded into it! :D
-we all just yakked away. my grateful thanks to PIG mum who managed to leave me and dearest dad entirely undissed, but sadly, she couldn't control her horrid tongue and poor aunty nga received a vicious slanging. :(
-we'll not see mrs. dent until june sometime, i don't think, coz she and mr. dent are holidaying somewhere interstate. oh, and i got called a 'bird' from one of mrs. dent's daughters, after mrs. dent told her the drawing card stories vincent and i had. :P apparently, a 'bird' is aussie slang for 'someone funny'.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me back to the car, PIG mum tootled us home, first taking a detour to aunty anne's place to pick up sth aunty anne had bought for us.
-eep, thirty more mins! typetypetype~
-back home, i tootled online until hina came, four mins late today.
-she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina switched off the water. she dried me, i got creamed then rekitted, only having the one tinkle when hina was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after i rinsed the floor once, i held hina's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
*sigh* PIG mum had restricted me to only fruit. hina cut me up one juicy pear, and i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-hina gave ela a massage for about fifteen minutes, before taking me once to the loo. she's back on saturday, and has one more job, also @ eight mile plains before finishing @ 8:30.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland :P, she immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. then i went and got my toasted feet :P while she plodded her own twenty minutes.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced me to endure ten minutes on that vibrating machine before i finally got dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bean sprouts and a few tiny chunks of beef. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i popped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-actually, just before, she also gleefully forced poor ela to do some tissue-grabbing exercise and piano practice.
-toms; aunty wendy's coming @ 11am for three hours, then carol's coming in the arvo. must ask PIG mum if she'll buy me some sushi or sth from the bakery for arvo tea.
-then, think i'm going to church @ night! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-like i said, we've been to the coffee club, underwood, countless times before, but useless PIG mum still managed to get us lost on the way! XD i'm equally to blame, coz i didn't notice until we were well and truly lost! :p
-meaning mrs. dent arrived before us.
-i was looking forward to enjoying my favourite eggs benedict, but horrid mother restricted me to afternoon tea only! >< but i finally got a yummy chocolate thickshake and mrs. dent got me a cookie with smarties imbedded into it! :D
-we all just yakked away. my grateful thanks to PIG mum who managed to leave me and dearest dad entirely undissed, but sadly, she couldn't control her horrid tongue and poor aunty nga received a vicious slanging. :(
-we'll not see mrs. dent until june sometime, i don't think, coz she and mr. dent are holidaying somewhere interstate. oh, and i got called a 'bird' from one of mrs. dent's daughters, after mrs. dent told her the drawing card stories vincent and i had. :P apparently, a 'bird' is aussie slang for 'someone funny'.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me back to the car, PIG mum tootled us home, first taking a detour to aunty anne's place to pick up sth aunty anne had bought for us.
-eep, thirty more mins! typetypetype~
-back home, i tootled online until hina came, four mins late today.
-she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina switched off the water. she dried me, i got creamed then rekitted, only having the one tinkle when hina was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after i rinsed the floor once, i held hina's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
*sigh* PIG mum had restricted me to only fruit. hina cut me up one juicy pear, and i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-hina gave ela a massage for about fifteen minutes, before taking me once to the loo. she's back on saturday, and has one more job, also @ eight mile plains before finishing @ 8:30.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland :P, she immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. then i went and got my toasted feet :P while she plodded her own twenty minutes.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced me to endure ten minutes on that vibrating machine before i finally got dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bean sprouts and a few tiny chunks of beef. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i popped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-actually, just before, she also gleefully forced poor ela to do some tissue-grabbing exercise and piano practice.
-toms; aunty wendy's coming @ 11am for three hours, then carol's coming in the arvo. must ask PIG mum if she'll buy me some sushi or sth from the bakery for arvo tea.
-then, think i'm going to church @ night! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post42d
good evening again! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2846. righteo, events for today?
-another great sleep! :D nature didn't call till 6:15am, after which i spent the next fifteen minutes till 6:30am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to my happy snorings with him. :)
-when dad came and kissed me good-bye @ 8:10am, i used the pot :P once again, and he had a good laugh @ me. 'gee whiz, em," he chuckled, bending down and picking tilly and oem from the floor, 'looks like all your teddies are as messy a sleeper as you are." :P now, before PIG mum snaps @ me that it's of course me who kicks them off the bed myself, lemme say, 'I KNOW!" but it's just much more fun to lay the blame on them. :P
-i thought that we were gonna have a meeting with jenny and her manager today, to discuss my support hours, but instead, i slept till almost midday! @ 11:50am, PIG mum came in to tell me that jenny had rung, saying her manager was sick. that's right, i've gotta send her an e-mail, asking for another meeting ASAP.
-i used the pot :p for two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, pour water and pour milk.
-coz 'twas past midday already, i had brunch. for some reason, PIG mum chucked a cow @ me and removed my plate containing my sandwich to the kitchen, thus forcing poor em to get up, get it herself and come back to the table. luckily, i didn't fall. :) and i held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo (of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself) before tootling me off for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to lee koo all day, too.
-argh. >< stupid ela couldn't do her required task within thirty minutes, and vincent the bloody physio gleefully forced me to stand for 2.5 mins today. >< not five today, coz i protested that i was too busy ushering for janice's wedding to practice. :P
-but ela MUST be able to do her task on thursday! coz vincent bought me a BOX of lindt chocolate! it's got a rabbit, an egg and some carrots! lol, he says he'll gimmee the whole box if stupid ela can do everything he requires, else he'll just gimmee one carrot. :P still better than nothing, that's what i reckon! :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me back to the car, where she tootled us home and i popped online for about twenty minutes until 'twas time to meet mrs. dent @ the coffee club!
-lol, we've been there enough times - but useless
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^
-another great sleep! :D nature didn't call till 6:15am, after which i spent the next fifteen minutes till 6:30am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to my happy snorings with him. :)
-when dad came and kissed me good-bye @ 8:10am, i used the pot :P once again, and he had a good laugh @ me. 'gee whiz, em," he chuckled, bending down and picking tilly and oem from the floor, 'looks like all your teddies are as messy a sleeper as you are." :P now, before PIG mum snaps @ me that it's of course me who kicks them off the bed myself, lemme say, 'I KNOW!" but it's just much more fun to lay the blame on them. :P
-i thought that we were gonna have a meeting with jenny and her manager today, to discuss my support hours, but instead, i slept till almost midday! @ 11:50am, PIG mum came in to tell me that jenny had rung, saying her manager was sick. that's right, i've gotta send her an e-mail, asking for another meeting ASAP.
-i used the pot :p for two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, pour water and pour milk.
-coz 'twas past midday already, i had brunch. for some reason, PIG mum chucked a cow @ me and removed my plate containing my sandwich to the kitchen, thus forcing poor em to get up, get it herself and come back to the table. luckily, i didn't fall. :) and i held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo (of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself) before tootling me off for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to lee koo all day, too.
-argh. >< stupid ela couldn't do her required task within thirty minutes, and vincent the bloody physio gleefully forced me to stand for 2.5 mins today. >< not five today, coz i protested that i was too busy ushering for janice's wedding to practice. :P
-but ela MUST be able to do her task on thursday! coz vincent bought me a BOX of lindt chocolate! it's got a rabbit, an egg and some carrots! lol, he says he'll gimmee the whole box if stupid ela can do everything he requires, else he'll just gimmee one carrot. :P still better than nothing, that's what i reckon! :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me back to the car, where she tootled us home and i popped online for about twenty minutes until 'twas time to meet mrs. dent @ the coffee club!
-lol, we've been there enough times - but useless
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post42c
good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1742. argh, i've just heard PIG mum turn on the bloody treadmill. >< fingers crossed i can come back with today's events, then!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, April 18, 2011
tuesday post42b
hello again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1461 and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after hina leaves tonight!!! anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1012 steps today (phew, i just passed one grand! :P), secondly, TWFT topic's 'pray for god's favour (3) and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online tonight!!! but we're just about to go have arvo tea with mrs. dent, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 42c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5198. nice, i'm past five grand. :) anyways, final events for tonight?
-after i finished arvo tea, carol gave ela a massage for about thirty-five minutes. she's a funny woman, instead of choosing what colour paint and spot ela's getting, she chooses food for the colour! meaning ela got painted cheese with ham spots today. we also watched ten's news.
-carol's having shepherd's pie with vegies for her dinner tonight, and she's back on wednesday. and i really believe her now when she says she's my shadow and ready to catch me if i'm about to fall, coz when i moved from the showerchair to the loo in the arvo, i slipped on the wet floor and would've landed flat on my butt had carol not instantly been there to catch me. :)
-carol took me once more to the loo before i signed her off and she left three minutes early. i didn't mind, coz she came four minutes early! :P
-actually, i did a messy stinky unspeakable for some reason. :S
-after carol left, i listened t nine's news until PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. then i got my toasted feet while she claimed to plod her own twenty minutes. i always count, and while she usually finishes within thirty seconds of my counting ending, today she finished ninety seconds ahead of me! >< meaning i've got no idea did she really plod her own twenty minutes.
-PIG mum agreed with me that i should skip dinner coz of my upset tummy. :S hope it's better toms! meaning i just went to the loo once then came online.
-toms: well, i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. :S pray for no falls, also that he won't force me to stand pointlessly for five minutes. ><
-actually, think i've got some meeting with jenny from DSQ and her manager ... i need to put forward a good case so they'll stop reducing all my hours! ><
-but hina's coming to shower me in the arvo. i know we'll have good fun together. :)
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, sorry, my plodding total for tonight isn't quite accurate. see, i forgot to take pedro off until i'd been on the vibrating machine for two minutes, but i forgot to put him back on until i reached the toilet. yes, i'm an idiot. >< :P
-after i finished arvo tea, carol gave ela a massage for about thirty-five minutes. she's a funny woman, instead of choosing what colour paint and spot ela's getting, she chooses food for the colour! meaning ela got painted cheese with ham spots today. we also watched ten's news.
-carol's having shepherd's pie with vegies for her dinner tonight, and she's back on wednesday. and i really believe her now when she says she's my shadow and ready to catch me if i'm about to fall, coz when i moved from the showerchair to the loo in the arvo, i slipped on the wet floor and would've landed flat on my butt had carol not instantly been there to catch me. :)
-carol took me once more to the loo before i signed her off and she left three minutes early. i didn't mind, coz she came four minutes early! :P
-actually, i did a messy stinky unspeakable for some reason. :S
-after carol left, i listened t nine's news until PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. then i got my toasted feet while she claimed to plod her own twenty minutes. i always count, and while she usually finishes within thirty seconds of my counting ending, today she finished ninety seconds ahead of me! >< meaning i've got no idea did she really plod her own twenty minutes.
-PIG mum agreed with me that i should skip dinner coz of my upset tummy. :S hope it's better toms! meaning i just went to the loo once then came online.
-toms: well, i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. :S pray for no falls, also that he won't force me to stand pointlessly for five minutes. ><
-actually, think i've got some meeting with jenny from DSQ and her manager ... i need to put forward a good case so they'll stop reducing all my hours! ><
-but hina's coming to shower me in the arvo. i know we'll have good fun together. :)
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, sorry, my plodding total for tonight isn't quite accurate. see, i forgot to take pedro off until i'd been on the vibrating machine for two minutes, but i forgot to put him back on until i reached the toilet. yes, i'm an idiot. >< :P
monday post 42b
good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2931. righteo, continuing events?
-carol came about four minutes today and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. then i went over to the toilet and did my second stinky unspeakable for today. only 'twas messy. :S i'm considering skipping dinner tonight ...
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen, where i made my arvo tea. sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - but i got mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied! :) actually, today, i squirted the mayo out 'BUM'. :P seemed nicer than 'POO'. :p
-save me, PIG mum's gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill now. >< fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-carol came about four minutes today and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. then i went over to the toilet and did my second stinky unspeakable for today. only 'twas messy. :S i'm considering skipping dinner tonight ...
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen, where i made my arvo tea. sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - but i got mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied! :) actually, today, i squirted the mayo out 'BUM'. :P seemed nicer than 'POO'. :p
-save me, PIG mum's gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill now. >< fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, April 17, 2011
monday post 42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2429 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'pray for god's favour'. righteo, events for today?
-another fantastic sleep! nature didn't call til 6:20, and, after using the pot :P once, i spent the next ten minutes til 6:30 having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye before heading off for work, he picked up bear bear and oem off the floor. "but where's tilly?' he asked, looking over the bed. finally, dad found her on the floor @ the foot of the bed! "looks like she's as messy a sleeper like the rest of the boys," he laughed, handing tilly back to me. :P
-so we slept happily until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle, but just swung myself back to bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i was finally allowed to sit and eat breakfast.
-well, i guess i've said bye-bye to weetbix until spring comes around again. this morning's breakfast was just one slice of toast, which i buttered myself. just zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was buttering.
-the yummy mug of horlicks i drank 'incorrectly', so too the mug of water placed in front of me.
-i went to the loo for my stinky unspeakable. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. i also leant against the side rail and finished my silent chat to percy.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and to UQ, er listened to the chimes. PIG mum says they're actually two brothers. they sing quite nice, hey. wonder if they have any secular discs out?
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived, also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting room, where she was her usual spiteful self who refused to hand me a mag and just flounced off to pay. luckily, a nice lady wandered by not long afterwards and kindly handed me that gossip mag i've been browsing the past few times.
-i can't remember my physio student's name, but she's from malaysia and speaks canto!
-today, i did several sit-to-stands, some work for ela lotsa weight shifting, era typed a bit on the keyboard and sonia also helped me do some mat work. i'm not back there til next friday, actually, what with easter friday and easter monday coming up.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled me off to see naz for a kebab! i told him that i couldn't find him on skype and he laughed. apparently, 'naz' is a very popular name from where he comes from!
-i rang dearest dad when PIG mum went to buy herself a drink; he was just @ home.
-oh yeah, i also changed the disc to leo koo once we left UQ. the first song (a compilation song) goes for almost eleven minutes!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home, being spiteful and refusing to stop @ the bakery so i could get a custard danish for arvo tea.
-back home, i went to the loo once. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to do everything. but thanks to her who helped me change pants; i'm not sure when i got them wet? well, the weather's wet and miserable right now. :(
-yay, i've got one happy hour for myself online now! fanfiction, here i come! fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
-another fantastic sleep! nature didn't call til 6:20, and, after using the pot :P once, i spent the next ten minutes til 6:30 having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye before heading off for work, he picked up bear bear and oem off the floor. "but where's tilly?' he asked, looking over the bed. finally, dad found her on the floor @ the foot of the bed! "looks like she's as messy a sleeper like the rest of the boys," he laughed, handing tilly back to me. :P
-so we slept happily until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle, but just swung myself back to bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i was finally allowed to sit and eat breakfast.
-well, i guess i've said bye-bye to weetbix until spring comes around again. this morning's breakfast was just one slice of toast, which i buttered myself. just zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was buttering.
-the yummy mug of horlicks i drank 'incorrectly', so too the mug of water placed in front of me.
-i went to the loo for my stinky unspeakable. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. i also leant against the side rail and finished my silent chat to percy.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and to UQ, er listened to the chimes. PIG mum says they're actually two brothers. they sing quite nice, hey. wonder if they have any secular discs out?
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived, also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting room, where she was her usual spiteful self who refused to hand me a mag and just flounced off to pay. luckily, a nice lady wandered by not long afterwards and kindly handed me that gossip mag i've been browsing the past few times.
-i can't remember my physio student's name, but she's from malaysia and speaks canto!
-today, i did several sit-to-stands, some work for ela lotsa weight shifting, era typed a bit on the keyboard and sonia also helped me do some mat work. i'm not back there til next friday, actually, what with easter friday and easter monday coming up.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled me off to see naz for a kebab! i told him that i couldn't find him on skype and he laughed. apparently, 'naz' is a very popular name from where he comes from!
-i rang dearest dad when PIG mum went to buy herself a drink; he was just @ home.
-oh yeah, i also changed the disc to leo koo once we left UQ. the first song (a compilation song) goes for almost eleven minutes!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home, being spiteful and refusing to stop @ the bakery so i could get a custard danish for arvo tea.
-back home, i went to the loo once. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to do everything. but thanks to her who helped me change pants; i'm not sure when i got them wet? well, the weather's wet and miserable right now. :(
-yay, i've got one happy hour for myself online now! fanfiction, here i come! fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post42c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @4871. aunty a's already left, guess she must be feeling tired. and PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:15, so i gotta start saying goodnight to the several ppl i'm chatting with @ 9:05pm. last thing: the final, final spam count for the weekend's eight. goodnite, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post42c
good evening once again! em's new final plodding total for 4728. righteo, continuing events for sunday?
-when aunty a arrived for dinner, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, then rocked off upstairs to shower.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy garlic stem, some wombok, one small slice of ham and egg, and maybe sth else, too, but i've forgotten what. oh! one small mushroom. sadly, not aunty a's. :P even more sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. of course, PIG mum was her usual heartless self who refused to watch me walk to the loo, but @ least dad saw me back. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30, i think. and i think PIG mum said she'd take me to naz for a kebab afterwards, coz she wouldn't on friday! fingers crossed she'll lemme buy sth from the bakery for arvo tea with carol!
anyways, nature is calling. >< bbl.
cheers,
em. ^^
-when aunty a arrived for dinner, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, then rocked off upstairs to shower.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy garlic stem, some wombok, one small slice of ham and egg, and maybe sth else, too, but i've forgotten what. oh! one small mushroom. sadly, not aunty a's. :P even more sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. of course, PIG mum was her usual heartless self who refused to watch me walk to the loo, but @ least dad saw me back. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30, i think. and i think PIG mum said she'd take me to naz for a kebab afterwards, coz she wouldn't on friday! fingers crossed she'll lemme buy sth from the bakery for arvo tea with carol!
anyways, nature is calling. >< bbl.
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, April 16, 2011
sunday post42b
hello again! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4377. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when thomas and daphne came, i went to the loo once, then we all sat down and played rummikub!
-lol, thomas beat us two girls, who played together. i told him he was supposed to let us win! :P
-then we listened to thomas's laptop play a recording of amazing grace (my chains have gone). when i told thomas that i had perfect pitch, he suggested that we head over to the piano and sing.
-well, thomas and daphne sang, i played. then thomas tested me out - yup, i've still got perfect pitch. :) then i asked thomas how come he sings perfectly in tune sometimes, but outta tune other times. daphne explained that thomas can't actually hear the certain note. to demonstrate that, she hit one note then told thomas to sing it. he did - outta tune.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read passages from the bible out aloud - like, from john, first corinthians, etc. thomas asked me questions about the resurrection of jesus, then @ the end, they both prayed for me. :)
-daphne helped me once to the toilet before they left @ 4:35pm. that was ten minutes ago.
-i tried ringing aunty nga. terry answered, then gave the phone to aunty lai, who got little mickey to call me 'biu jie'. :D aunty lai told methat aunty nga was sleeping; i asked mickey could he please tell his mum when she woke up that em biu jie had called and to please ring me back - and he said he would! we'll see, tonight ... :P
-then i tried ringing leanne, but she was busy and cut me off. :( nevermind, i'll try again later.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when thomas and daphne came, i went to the loo once, then we all sat down and played rummikub!
-lol, thomas beat us two girls, who played together. i told him he was supposed to let us win! :P
-then we listened to thomas's laptop play a recording of amazing grace (my chains have gone). when i told thomas that i had perfect pitch, he suggested that we head over to the piano and sing.
-well, thomas and daphne sang, i played. then thomas tested me out - yup, i've still got perfect pitch. :) then i asked thomas how come he sings perfectly in tune sometimes, but outta tune other times. daphne explained that thomas can't actually hear the certain note. to demonstrate that, she hit one note then told thomas to sing it. he did - outta tune.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read passages from the bible out aloud - like, from john, first corinthians, etc. thomas asked me questions about the resurrection of jesus, then @ the end, they both prayed for me. :)
-daphne helped me once to the toilet before they left @ 4:35pm. that was ten minutes ago.
-i tried ringing aunty nga. terry answered, then gave the phone to aunty lai, who got little mickey to call me 'biu jie'. :D aunty lai told methat aunty nga was sleeping; i asked mickey could he please tell his mum when she woke up that em biu jie had called and to please ring me back - and he said he would! we'll see, tonight ... :P
-then i tried ringing leanne, but she was busy and cut me off. :( nevermind, i'll try again later.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4023 steps today (yay, i've passed four grand ^^), secondly, TWFT topic's 'pray for god's favour (1)', thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's six and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTEEN MINUTES online tonight after thomas and daphne leaves!!! anyways, today's events?
-firstly, about yesterday: i'll write a detailed post of yesterday's exciting adventures tonight, if i've the time.
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more for two tinkles after PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-after getting me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-surprise! she completely forgot to gleefully force poor ela to do everything! but i think she'll remember next sunday; i'm not that lucky. ><"
-breakfast was just one slice of toast with some marg and jam. i miss my sunday frosties. :(
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before dad tootled us off to church.
-combined service this morning! dunno why ...?
-dr. lee led worship, and phew, he only asked us to stand for two songs.
-rev. lam was our speaker today, and i think he spoke about god's love for us. can't remember who interpreted for him, though, sorry. 'twas someone female.
-communion afterwards, then i went downstairs to the bathroom once before nibbling on some morning tea.
-i chatted with aunty katherine and aunty sharon, who's interested in my writing ... well, she's an english teacher, afterall.
-after morning tea, we skipped whatever meeting was held and went straight to foodcourt.
-lee shouted us lunch @ cafe mi today! i shared the twin bowl deluxe with PIG mum: one bowl was pork cutlet in udon, the other teriyaki eel with rice. yum! i also drank a cold milk tea. and hopefully, i won't haveta eat cafe mi again till next month!
-dad tootled us home, stopping off @ uncle colbert's place to pick up a small jar of glucosamine tablets for his wonky knee.
-i went once more to the loo before plopping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i also called aunty a to come over to our place tonight. she will, but is refusing to bring us even two lil mushrooms. >< :P
-well, thomas and daphne should arrive in about twenty minutes; i'm off to play bejeweled. fingers crossed i can come back online later!
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, about yesterday: i'll write a detailed post of yesterday's exciting adventures tonight, if i've the time.
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more for two tinkles after PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-after getting me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-surprise! she completely forgot to gleefully force poor ela to do everything! but i think she'll remember next sunday; i'm not that lucky. ><"
-breakfast was just one slice of toast with some marg and jam. i miss my sunday frosties. :(
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before dad tootled us off to church.
-combined service this morning! dunno why ...?
-dr. lee led worship, and phew, he only asked us to stand for two songs.
-rev. lam was our speaker today, and i think he spoke about god's love for us. can't remember who interpreted for him, though, sorry. 'twas someone female.
-communion afterwards, then i went downstairs to the bathroom once before nibbling on some morning tea.
-i chatted with aunty katherine and aunty sharon, who's interested in my writing ... well, she's an english teacher, afterall.
-after morning tea, we skipped whatever meeting was held and went straight to foodcourt.
-lee shouted us lunch @ cafe mi today! i shared the twin bowl deluxe with PIG mum: one bowl was pork cutlet in udon, the other teriyaki eel with rice. yum! i also drank a cold milk tea. and hopefully, i won't haveta eat cafe mi again till next month!
-dad tootled us home, stopping off @ uncle colbert's place to pick up a small jar of glucosamine tablets for his wonky knee.
-i went once more to the loo before plopping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i also called aunty a to come over to our place tonight. she will, but is refusing to bring us even two lil mushrooms. >< :P
-well, thomas and daphne should arrive in about twenty minutes; i'm off to play bejeweled. fingers crossed i can come back online later!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, April 15, 2011
saturday post42
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2601 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'support your spouse' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-SIX MINUTES online toms!! just one sentence: congrsats to the new mr. and mrs. zee! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 42e
surprise! PIG mum allowed me back online after dinner! meaning my absolute final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1849. righteo, final, final events for this evening?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa little tong vegetable and several thin slices of yummy BBQ chicken. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, again being spiteful and just standing in the distance instead of following me. *sigh* she's prolly waiting to laugh@ me when i fall. ><
-anyways, one more loo trip, then it's off to SHINE fellowship i go! can't wait for tomorrow's events! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. phew, finally, MSN Messenger's finally working again. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa little tong vegetable and several thin slices of yummy BBQ chicken. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, again being spiteful and just standing in the distance instead of following me. *sigh* she's prolly waiting to laugh@ me when i fall. ><
-anyways, one more loo trip, then it's off to SHINE fellowship i go! can't wait for tomorrow's events! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. phew, finally, MSN Messenger's finally working again. :)
friday post 42d
one last good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1789. righteo, final events for today?
-i got my naruto fix, but MSN's stubbornly refusing to work. ><
-i went once to the loo before PIG mum gleefully forced me to practice piano. of course, i went solo for the toilet trip; i reckon PIG mum's waiting to see when i fall so she can sneer @ me. ><
-then, PIG mum gleefully forced me to practice piano for awhile before letting me back online.
-i've just listened to nine's sports news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-dinner soon, then one more toilet trip, then SHINE fellowship! :D
-can't wait for toms: wedding! :D cathy's coming @ 8:30am, i think, getting me showered and ready for the wedding, then i'm off! i'm ushering, so i've gotta get there by 10:30. and i think there's a banquet @ night? anyhow, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's still twenty.
-i got my naruto fix, but MSN's stubbornly refusing to work. ><
-i went once to the loo before PIG mum gleefully forced me to practice piano. of course, i went solo for the toilet trip; i reckon PIG mum's waiting to see when i fall so she can sneer @ me. ><
-then, PIG mum gleefully forced me to practice piano for awhile before letting me back online.
-i've just listened to nine's sports news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-dinner soon, then one more toilet trip, then SHINE fellowship! :D
-can't wait for toms: wedding! :D cathy's coming @ 8:30am, i think, getting me showered and ready for the wedding, then i'm off! i'm ushering, so i've gotta get there by 10:30. and i think there's a banquet @ night? anyhow, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's still twenty.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
friday post 42c
*sigh* well, i needed the bathroom again. and unsurprisingly, horrid PIG mum wasn't willing to walk behind me to the bathroom. >< i really dunno ... like, does she think she somehow carries me there or sth? or does she somehow think she helps me do ANYTHING in the bathroom?! SHE DOES NOT! anyways, i stayed there for several tinkles, coz PIG mum had me try on the clothes i'm wearing for the wedding toms! they all fit. :) oh, and my final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1648. nice, i passed 1.5 grand. :)
-one last sad piece of news. have i said this already yet? aunty frances can't come. >< but i'll go get my naruto fix now. :) i prolly can't come back online after dinner, so hope everyone has a smashing weekend! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum's chucking some sorta cow @ me. >< :(
-one last sad piece of news. have i said this already yet? aunty frances can't come. >< but i'll go get my naruto fix now. :) i prolly can't come back online after dinner, so hope everyone has a smashing weekend! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum's chucking some sorta cow @ me. >< :(
friday post 42b
good afternoon! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 1498 and the new spam count for the week's now twenty. righteo, continuing events?
-off to UQ for physio. as always, mean PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to josh groban all day, too.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived @ UQ, then was her usual horrid self who refused to pass me a mag before flouncing off downstairs to pay. luckily, some nice lady wandered past several minutes later and handed me that fashion mag i've been browsing the past several times. :)
-my two physios came for me and i walked into the gymn with them.
-today was several sit-to-stands, lotsa work for ela and some weightshifting work in the parallel bars.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-but she said we wouldn't have enough time to see naz for a kebab today! >< instead, she tootled me straight to the good health medical centre, where she got me a bacon and cheese bun and an orange and mango juice, which she took a slurp from.
-why isn't messenger working this arvo?! ><
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dr. lin turned me into a pincushion. o_O :P
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home.
-i plopped online.
-but bad news: aunty frances can't come gimme a shower this arvo coz she's feeling crook! >< well, i can skip for one day ...
-i'll need to go to the loo again later, but i'm gonna get my naruto fix first! :P
-toms: cathy's coming @ 8:30 toms morning - to get me all ready to attend janice's and wilfreddy's wedding! :D
-that's why i'm not tutoring toms arvo, but i'm attending SHINE tonight! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-off to UQ for physio. as always, mean PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to josh groban all day, too.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived @ UQ, then was her usual horrid self who refused to pass me a mag before flouncing off downstairs to pay. luckily, some nice lady wandered past several minutes later and handed me that fashion mag i've been browsing the past several times. :)
-my two physios came for me and i walked into the gymn with them.
-today was several sit-to-stands, lotsa work for ela and some weightshifting work in the parallel bars.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-but she said we wouldn't have enough time to see naz for a kebab today! >< instead, she tootled me straight to the good health medical centre, where she got me a bacon and cheese bun and an orange and mango juice, which she took a slurp from.
-why isn't messenger working this arvo?! ><
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dr. lin turned me into a pincushion. o_O :P
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home.
-i plopped online.
-but bad news: aunty frances can't come gimme a shower this arvo coz she's feeling crook! >< well, i can skip for one day ...
-i'll need to go to the loo again later, but i'm gonna get my naruto fix first! :P
-toms: cathy's coming @ 8:30 toms morning - to get me all ready to attend janice's and wilfreddy's wedding! :D
-that's why i'm not tutoring toms arvo, but i'm attending SHINE tonight! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 42
good morning! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 513 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'reach for others', thirdly, the spam count for the week's nineteen and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online when i get back from everything this arvo!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :p twice last night, the first time around 2am, the second time around 4am.
-when dearest dad left for work this morning, i used the pot :P again. i also got good-morning kisses from bear bear, oem, voem and tilly.
-when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," a short time later, i counted the time down then spent the last few minutes until she came back inside having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, but just swung myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-then, UQ rang! apparently, my physio student's sick! >< another one can see me, but not till 11:30.
-but i got up anyway, and went over to the bathroom to do my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i got to drink my mug of water 'incorrectly' coz she exited the bathroom.
-after doing the stinky unspeakable, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before era finally saw some action and was allowed to eat.
-PIG mum also popped me my drugs :P afterwards - two fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry ... dunno if she gave me one garlic. but i swallowed the tablets with one gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly', of course.
-after breakfast, i wanted to plop online, but horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to start reading my newest book club novel that i received last night.
-so i read that for her for fifteen minutes before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer table where i popped online.
-and she's just been over to gleefully harangue me about my posture. ><
-but we should be off to UQ soon for physio! fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to see naz for a kebab afterwards! then, i've got pincushion practice. o_O :P i think aunty frances will come for one hour to gimme a shower, guess i can wave bye to arvo tea, then. :( but it's SHINE fellowship @ night! righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :p twice last night, the first time around 2am, the second time around 4am.
-when dearest dad left for work this morning, i used the pot :P again. i also got good-morning kisses from bear bear, oem, voem and tilly.
-when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," a short time later, i counted the time down then spent the last few minutes until she came back inside having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, but just swung myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-then, UQ rang! apparently, my physio student's sick! >< another one can see me, but not till 11:30.
-but i got up anyway, and went over to the bathroom to do my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i got to drink my mug of water 'incorrectly' coz she exited the bathroom.
-after doing the stinky unspeakable, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before era finally saw some action and was allowed to eat.
-PIG mum also popped me my drugs :P afterwards - two fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry ... dunno if she gave me one garlic. but i swallowed the tablets with one gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly', of course.
-after breakfast, i wanted to plop online, but horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to start reading my newest book club novel that i received last night.
-so i read that for her for fifteen minutes before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer table where i popped online.
-and she's just been over to gleefully harangue me about my posture. ><
-but we should be off to UQ soon for physio! fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to see naz for a kebab afterwards! then, i've got pincushion practice. o_O :P i think aunty frances will come for one hour to gimme a shower, guess i can wave bye to arvo tea, then. :( but it's SHINE fellowship @ night! righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 42
good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4950 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "become god's friend" (4) and thirdly, em's still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! see, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9pm. :( anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P once this morning around 1:50am, using it again when dearest dad left for work around 8am. too bad i didn't get the chance to return to sleep afterwards, coz PIG mum, who was too lazy to even come downstairs to tell me i'd haveta get up soon; she just yelled over the baby monitor, "em, fifteen more minutes."
-when she came into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix, pour milk and pour water. @ long last, poor era saw some action, getting to eat. PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, which i took with one gulp of water, cup of course held 'incorrectly'.
PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and for the first trip to the garbo library, we listened to ricky martin's 'almas del silencio' disc.
-after taking me to the loo once, PIG mum left me alone to enjoy the writer's group with everyone else. :)
-when writer's group finished, PIG mum took me to the loo once, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt.
-i rang dearest dad, while PIG mum went to get me a yummy chicken katsudon and a mango mantra tiny boost juice.
-we bumped into perryberry! :D i'll see her @ janice's wedding this saturday. she was born in '86!
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me off to UQ to see the OTs.
-today, ela played more piano. :) i also sat on this really unstable, lumpy cushion! ><
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left; she also had me ring louise from CODA and tell her we'd be around fifteen minutes late.
-however, when we arrived home, SPITEFUL PIG mum had to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up and gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down the stairs in exchange for taking the lift tonight.
-after that, cathy showered me - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-cathy Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where she fed me the perfect arvo tea - that's april all satisfied! :D a toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwich, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-cathy took me once to the loo for two tinkles. she forced me to dak myself, but kindly helped me with my seatbelt when i went to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the logan north library for bookclub! we were listening to josh groban, he's a great singer. :)
-FINALLY, i took the elevator up to the library! :D
-i was also a huge pig who nabbed ten bikkies! :P then i found some self-control, pushed the plate of bikkies away to erika and said, "keep them away from me." :P i also learnt that erika thought that john howard was a crap PM, wonder why?
-after book club, PIG mum took me to the loo once more, then tootled us home. alas, she's said she's NEVER gonna take me for dinner @ red roosters! >< luckily, i had cathy feed me a pear before i left for book club. :)
-uncle colbert's over right now; dunno what he's doing with the parents.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30, i think. hopefully, i can see naz for a kebab and a large milkshake and a kebab afterwards! pincushion practice in the arvo.
-can't remember who's coming to shower mein the arvo, but i'm attending SHINE fellowship @ night! :) hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P once this morning around 1:50am, using it again when dearest dad left for work around 8am. too bad i didn't get the chance to return to sleep afterwards, coz PIG mum, who was too lazy to even come downstairs to tell me i'd haveta get up soon; she just yelled over the baby monitor, "em, fifteen more minutes."
-when she came into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix, pour milk and pour water. @ long last, poor era saw some action, getting to eat. PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, which i took with one gulp of water, cup of course held 'incorrectly'.
PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and for the first trip to the garbo library, we listened to ricky martin's 'almas del silencio' disc.
-after taking me to the loo once, PIG mum left me alone to enjoy the writer's group with everyone else. :)
-when writer's group finished, PIG mum took me to the loo once, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt.
-i rang dearest dad, while PIG mum went to get me a yummy chicken katsudon and a mango mantra tiny boost juice.
-we bumped into perryberry! :D i'll see her @ janice's wedding this saturday. she was born in '86!
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me off to UQ to see the OTs.
-today, ela played more piano. :) i also sat on this really unstable, lumpy cushion! ><
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left; she also had me ring louise from CODA and tell her we'd be around fifteen minutes late.
-however, when we arrived home, SPITEFUL PIG mum had to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up and gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down the stairs in exchange for taking the lift tonight.
-after that, cathy showered me - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-cathy Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where she fed me the perfect arvo tea - that's april all satisfied! :D a toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwich, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-cathy took me once to the loo for two tinkles. she forced me to dak myself, but kindly helped me with my seatbelt when i went to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the logan north library for bookclub! we were listening to josh groban, he's a great singer. :)
-FINALLY, i took the elevator up to the library! :D
-i was also a huge pig who nabbed ten bikkies! :P then i found some self-control, pushed the plate of bikkies away to erika and said, "keep them away from me." :P i also learnt that erika thought that john howard was a crap PM, wonder why?
-after book club, PIG mum took me to the loo once more, then tootled us home. alas, she's said she's NEVER gonna take me for dinner @ red roosters! >< luckily, i had cathy feed me a pear before i left for book club. :)
-uncle colbert's over right now; dunno what he's doing with the parents.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30, i think. hopefully, i can see naz for a kebab and a large milkshake and a kebab afterwards! pincushion practice in the arvo.
-can't remember who's coming to shower mein the arvo, but i'm attending SHINE fellowship @ night! :) hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
wednesday post53d
one final good evening! *sigh* PIG mum wouldn't lemme enjoy my time online, instead, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and play piano. meaning my final plodding total for wednesday's now 3010. score, i passed three grand! :) also fingers crossed that i can stay online till 9:37; i know PIG mum originally imposed a restriction bedtime of 9;30, but i spent seven minutes playing piano for her! anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post53c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2957. righteo, final events for tonight?
-*sigh* the moment she came downstairs, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the treadmill, where she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. i watched SBS's world news while plodding away.
-after that, i got my toasted feet :P while PIG mum plodded away her twenty minutes.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa yummy broccoli and some lil shreds of soup meat. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the toilet once more before returning online. zero thanks to spiteful PIG mum who couldn't even be bothered to walk behind me! ><
-toms: writer's group! :D fingers crossed that i can get a yummy chicken katsudon and a chocolate thickshake with low-fat milk for lunch afterwards. :)
-and i think i've got an appointment in the arvo with the UQ OT's?
-dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... but hey! bookclub toms night!!! :D righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-*sigh* the moment she came downstairs, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the treadmill, where she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. i watched SBS's world news while plodding away.
-after that, i got my toasted feet :P while PIG mum plodded away her twenty minutes.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa yummy broccoli and some lil shreds of soup meat. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the toilet once more before returning online. zero thanks to spiteful PIG mum who couldn't even be bothered to walk behind me! ><
-toms: writer's group! :D fingers crossed that i can get a yummy chicken katsudon and a chocolate thickshake with low-fat milk for lunch afterwards. :)
-and i think i've got an appointment in the arvo with the UQ OT's?
-dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... but hey! bookclub toms night!!! :D righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post53b
good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1936. if PIG mum lets me back online after dinner, i'm pretty sure i'll have passed two grand! :) righteo, events since my first post?
-carol arrived about four minutes early today! she said that all the parents had come to pick their kids up, see.
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, having one tinkle when carol went outside to find me a band-aid, and one more when she was putting on erf's sock.
-after carol rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my arvo tea. she only lemme have one slice of cheese - which was ENTIRELY too thin - and so, i squirted the mayo as a word: POO. :P carol said i was naughty! :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol gave ela a massage for thirty minutes, painting her sth like marzipan today. she's back next monday, is just looking after the grandkids over the weekend, and is having some vegetarian pasta dish for dinner tonight.
-carol took me to the toilet once for one tinkle before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes.
-i rang uncle fung! did you know, little mickey attends school for one full day, now! he's only 3.5 years old!
-i'm also listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-well, PIG mum's just woken up. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-carol arrived about four minutes early today! she said that all the parents had come to pick their kids up, see.
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, having one tinkle when carol went outside to find me a band-aid, and one more when she was putting on erf's sock.
-after carol rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my arvo tea. she only lemme have one slice of cheese - which was ENTIRELY too thin - and so, i squirted the mayo as a word: POO. :P carol said i was naughty! :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol gave ela a massage for thirty minutes, painting her sth like marzipan today. she's back next monday, is just looking after the grandkids over the weekend, and is having some vegetarian pasta dish for dinner tonight.
-carol took me to the toilet once for one tinkle before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes.
-i rang uncle fung! did you know, little mickey attends school for one full day, now! he's only 3.5 years old!
-i'm also listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-well, PIG mum's just woken up. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
wednesday post53
good afternoon! firstly, em's being hard @ work plodding 1508 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'become god's friend' (3) and thirdly, em's still owed TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-hina came, and while she didn't manage to bring me back a pet sheep, she got me this little clip-on bird thing! :D
-a shower for me first - i went my hair, but didn't wash it.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when hina was doing erf's laces. hina rinsed the floor for me, then we held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea together.
-*sigh* trust awful PIG mum to restrict me to only fruit for arvo tea. like, as if a SMALL meal from maccas is really BIG! >< i had a pear and drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-dad came home! i showed him the cool kiwi thing hina had given me. :)
-hina gave ela a massage for about ten minutes, before she said 'twas time to get going.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to hina's car, then hina kindly helped me with my seatbelt while PIG mum went for the eye goo.
-hina tootled us off to QUT for toastmasters, listening to b105.
-when we arrived, hina put my jacket on, before we wheeled me up to the toastmasters building.
-hina took me once to the loo, before she left me to enjoy the night's meeting. :)
-i didn't get any speaking roles last night, but 'twas still good to hear the two prepared speeches! i just participated in the warm-up, which was about your most memorable speech. i said mine was that short speech i'd made @ dearest grandma's funeral.
-toastmasters isn't happening again till next month! see, in two week's time, when the next meeting's usually on, it's the easter holidays! :D
-hina took me once more to the loo before she drove me to the kangaroo point KFC for dinner. i got a snackpack with a drumstick (i got a drummy! :D) and a kookies and kream krusher. altogether, that comes to sth like $9.75.
-only we got stuck in some traffic coming back along the highway! meaning we got home about five minutes late.
-i said my thanks and byes to hina. she's not coming back till next tuesday. and congrats to her sister, who got engaged yesterday!
-repeat the usual nightly event, zzz.
-wed: another great sleep. :) nature called around 6:20am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6:30 having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep, using the pot :P once more when dad left for work around 8:10am.
-when PIG mum poked me later with "fifteen more minutes", i counted that down before swinging myself over to use the pot :P for one tinkle, just swinging back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps, get weetbix, pour milk and water.
-meaning breakfast was three weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey. PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, which i took with one small gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-i went to do my stinky unspeakable, also spending several minutes leaning against the side rail and finishing my chat to percy the saint/angel.
-needless to say, horrid PIG mum both gleefully forced me to dak myself and gleefully forced me to un-dak myself. she also gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also continued listening to ricky martin's 'almas del silencio' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio, where stupid ela immediately lost her reprieve. ><
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home, refusing to buy me sth nice for arvo tea with carol. i really can't understand why she's so SPITEFUL like that! ><
-actually, PIG mum chucked some sorta cow @ me and just flounced inside. no biggie, i just sat in my seat and sang 11% of my second-favourite song out aloud, before moving onto shannon noll's 'what about me'.
-when it became clear that vile-tempered PIG mum wasn't gonna watch me walk back inside, i spider-girled (aunty a's phrase :P) back inside to the loo, where i stayed for four tinkles until aunty wendy arrived and got me out.
-she'd brought me one red bean bun and one charsiu bun for lunch! :D i planned to save one for arvo tea, but horrid, nasty and mean-spirited PIG mum wouldn't permit that, coz she needed the pleasure of being able to gleefully force me to make my own afternoon tea. :(
-aunty wendy cut up one juicy soft pear for me, then steamed the two buns for my lunch. yummy. :) i also drank one mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-i kept reading john howard's autobiography, reaching pg. 100 @ 2:20pm. aunty wendy brought bear bear, oem, voem and tilly all out to visit me. :) then she gave ela a massage for like one hour!
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo for two tinkles aroundabouts 2:20pm.
-yay, now i've got like thirty minutes for myself to play bejeweled! :D i'll save the e-mail checking for tonight; fingers crossed i can come back online!
cheers,
em. ^^
-hina came, and while she didn't manage to bring me back a pet sheep, she got me this little clip-on bird thing! :D
-a shower for me first - i went my hair, but didn't wash it.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when hina was doing erf's laces. hina rinsed the floor for me, then we held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea together.
-*sigh* trust awful PIG mum to restrict me to only fruit for arvo tea. like, as if a SMALL meal from maccas is really BIG! >< i had a pear and drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-dad came home! i showed him the cool kiwi thing hina had given me. :)
-hina gave ela a massage for about ten minutes, before she said 'twas time to get going.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to hina's car, then hina kindly helped me with my seatbelt while PIG mum went for the eye goo.
-hina tootled us off to QUT for toastmasters, listening to b105.
-when we arrived, hina put my jacket on, before we wheeled me up to the toastmasters building.
-hina took me once to the loo, before she left me to enjoy the night's meeting. :)
-i didn't get any speaking roles last night, but 'twas still good to hear the two prepared speeches! i just participated in the warm-up, which was about your most memorable speech. i said mine was that short speech i'd made @ dearest grandma's funeral.
-toastmasters isn't happening again till next month! see, in two week's time, when the next meeting's usually on, it's the easter holidays! :D
-hina took me once more to the loo before she drove me to the kangaroo point KFC for dinner. i got a snackpack with a drumstick (i got a drummy! :D) and a kookies and kream krusher. altogether, that comes to sth like $9.75.
-only we got stuck in some traffic coming back along the highway! meaning we got home about five minutes late.
-i said my thanks and byes to hina. she's not coming back till next tuesday. and congrats to her sister, who got engaged yesterday!
-repeat the usual nightly event, zzz.
-wed: another great sleep. :) nature called around 6:20am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6:30 having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep, using the pot :P once more when dad left for work around 8:10am.
-when PIG mum poked me later with "fifteen more minutes", i counted that down before swinging myself over to use the pot :P for one tinkle, just swinging back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps, get weetbix, pour milk and water.
-meaning breakfast was three weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey. PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, which i took with one small gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-i went to do my stinky unspeakable, also spending several minutes leaning against the side rail and finishing my chat to percy the saint/angel.
-needless to say, horrid PIG mum both gleefully forced me to dak myself and gleefully forced me to un-dak myself. she also gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also continued listening to ricky martin's 'almas del silencio' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio, where stupid ela immediately lost her reprieve. ><
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home, refusing to buy me sth nice for arvo tea with carol. i really can't understand why she's so SPITEFUL like that! ><
-actually, PIG mum chucked some sorta cow @ me and just flounced inside. no biggie, i just sat in my seat and sang 11% of my second-favourite song out aloud, before moving onto shannon noll's 'what about me'.
-when it became clear that vile-tempered PIG mum wasn't gonna watch me walk back inside, i spider-girled (aunty a's phrase :P) back inside to the loo, where i stayed for four tinkles until aunty wendy arrived and got me out.
-she'd brought me one red bean bun and one charsiu bun for lunch! :D i planned to save one for arvo tea, but horrid, nasty and mean-spirited PIG mum wouldn't permit that, coz she needed the pleasure of being able to gleefully force me to make my own afternoon tea. :(
-aunty wendy cut up one juicy soft pear for me, then steamed the two buns for my lunch. yummy. :) i also drank one mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-i kept reading john howard's autobiography, reaching pg. 100 @ 2:20pm. aunty wendy brought bear bear, oem, voem and tilly all out to visit me. :) then she gave ela a massage for like one hour!
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo for two tinkles aroundabouts 2:20pm.
-yay, now i've got like thirty minutes for myself to play bejeweled! :D i'll save the e-mail checking for tonight; fingers crossed i can come back online!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, April 11, 2011
tuesday post42b
firstly, sorry that the previous post read thursday post and not tuesday's post! >< but em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1610. righteo, continuing events?
-when PIG mum returned from the dentist, i went once more to the loo. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable., but zero thanks to awful PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak and un-dak myself. then, after she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she of course gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day and we also listened to the same singer all day, only i've forgotten and PIG mum's playing spiteful woman and refusing to tell me! >< nevermind ... oh! 'twas ricky martin's 'almas del silencio'! :D
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but ela did so well today, i even earned a reprieve from him! meaning if i can't accomplish the tasks he's setting me for that particular day, he can't force me to stand. :) elf also kicked him for good measure. :P
-and he did get me one packet of dumplings! :D hopefully aunty wendy can fry me six toms. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us off to maccas for lunch! she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the store and look @ the menu before i got to sit.
-i ordered a grand chicken burger, and had one of those fancy chocolate shakes where they drizzle syrup around the cup! :D PIG mum got herself some sweet chilli chicken wrap and a garden salad, and nabbed one of my chips coz she said her mouth was still sore after seeing kelvin leung this morning for a root canal treatment.
-i rang dearest dad, who said he'd be home soon. :)
-after PIG mum tootled us home, i went to the loo once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but the scariest thing was that she wouldn't walk behind me back to the computer! >< luckily, though, i didn't fall.
-actually, she also just gleefully forced me to practice piano, jingle bells and old macdonald three times, meaning em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1653.
-last grumpy point: PIG mum's only restricting me to fruit for arvo tea. >< *sigh* a SMALL meal from maccas isn't BIG! >< but maybe hina can feed me an extra tim tam or sth. :)
-and hina's taking me to toastmasters tonight! :D
-toms: argh, it's another bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio ... maybe i'll use up my immunity straight away ... aunty wend's coming to look after me from 11:30-2:30; PIG mum's thinking she might treat herself to a massage. carol's coming to shower me in the arvo, but spiteful PIG mum's already refused to buy me sth from the bakery for arvo tea! >< anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum returned from the dentist, i went once more to the loo. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable., but zero thanks to awful PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak and un-dak myself. then, after she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she of course gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day and we also listened to the same singer all day, only i've forgotten and PIG mum's playing spiteful woman and refusing to tell me! >< nevermind ... oh! 'twas ricky martin's 'almas del silencio'! :D
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but ela did so well today, i even earned a reprieve from him! meaning if i can't accomplish the tasks he's setting me for that particular day, he can't force me to stand. :) elf also kicked him for good measure. :P
-and he did get me one packet of dumplings! :D hopefully aunty wendy can fry me six toms. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us off to maccas for lunch! she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the store and look @ the menu before i got to sit.
-i ordered a grand chicken burger, and had one of those fancy chocolate shakes where they drizzle syrup around the cup! :D PIG mum got herself some sweet chilli chicken wrap and a garden salad, and nabbed one of my chips coz she said her mouth was still sore after seeing kelvin leung this morning for a root canal treatment.
-i rang dearest dad, who said he'd be home soon. :)
-after PIG mum tootled us home, i went to the loo once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but the scariest thing was that she wouldn't walk behind me back to the computer! >< luckily, though, i didn't fall.
-actually, she also just gleefully forced me to practice piano, jingle bells and old macdonald three times, meaning em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1653.
-last grumpy point: PIG mum's only restricting me to fruit for arvo tea. >< *sigh* a SMALL meal from maccas isn't BIG! >< but maybe hina can feed me an extra tim tam or sth. :)
-and hina's taking me to toastmasters tonight! :D
-toms: argh, it's another bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio ... maybe i'll use up my immunity straight away ... aunty wend's coming to look after me from 11:30-2:30; PIG mum's thinking she might treat herself to a massage. carol's coming to shower me in the arvo, but spiteful PIG mum's already refused to buy me sth from the bakery for arvo tea! >< anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 42b
hello again! homework all completed! let's get started with today's events!
-yay for great sleeps! :D last night, i slept all the way till 6:35 before nature called! after i'd used the pot :P once, i spent the next ten minutes till 6:45 having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep, using the pot :P once more when dad left for work around 8:10am.
-when PIG mum poked me later with "fifteen more minutes," i must've fallen back asleep! but i got up, used the pot :P for two tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps three times (but era can do that back @ toastmasters with hina tonight), gleefully forced her to get weetbix, and gleefully forced her to pour milk and water.
-when i finally got to sit down and eat, aunty melody arrived!
-PIG mum also popped me my drugs :P which i took with one quick gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-then i went to the loo once before popping onto the computer to finish my writer's group homework.
-save me, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. >< fingers crossed for no falls, also that stupid ela can do all her tasks quickly! but i'll definitely remember to show vincent my cool tee, whicxh says, "for a moment there you nearly bored me to death." :P also must remember to bring our eski along! he promised me dumplings! :D anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online this arvo, but if i can't, i've got toastmasters tonight! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
-yay for great sleeps! :D last night, i slept all the way till 6:35 before nature called! after i'd used the pot :P once, i spent the next ten minutes till 6:45 having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep, using the pot :P once more when dad left for work around 8:10am.
-when PIG mum poked me later with "fifteen more minutes," i must've fallen back asleep! but i got up, used the pot :P for two tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps three times (but era can do that back @ toastmasters with hina tonight), gleefully forced her to get weetbix, and gleefully forced her to pour milk and water.
-when i finally got to sit down and eat, aunty melody arrived!
-PIG mum also popped me my drugs :P which i took with one quick gulp of water, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-then i went to the loo once before popping onto the computer to finish my writer's group homework.
-save me, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. >< fingers crossed for no falls, also that stupid ela can do all her tasks quickly! but i'll definitely remember to show vincent my cool tee, whicxh says, "for a moment there you nearly bored me to death." :P also must remember to bring our eski along! he promised me dumplings! :D anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online this arvo, but if i can't, i've got toastmasters tonight! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post42
good morning! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 893steps today, and TWFT topic's 'become god's friend (2)'. anyways, i'm not supposed to be blogging right now; i'm supposed to be doing my writer's group homework! so bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 42d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 3655. anyways, the rest of today's events?
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who helped me rinse it, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. i only had one tinkle today, when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i had the second half of my snail. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-huge thanks to dearest dad who went and bought me one pack of lemon and honey soothers. :) meaning the sore throat's gone, for the time being.
-carol gave ela a massage for thirty-five minutes, painting her sth like ... lol, i can't remember! >< carol doesn't use colours anymore, she uses foods for colours. speaking of food, she's having pumpkin and home-made chips for dinner tonigght. and she's coming back on wednesday, but might be a lil late coz she's gotta finish that bus job with her hubby first.
-carol took me one more to the loo before she left four minutes early. but i didn't complain coz she'd arrived six minutes early!
-once she'd left,PIG mum immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. then i sat and got my toasted feet :P while she claimed to plod twenty minutes herself.
-finally, the parents gleefully forced me to use the vibrating machine for ten minutes. it's frustrating, mainly coz they keep ordering me to weight shift to the left!
-dinner: rice tonight, lotsa lettuce, one small slice of pork and beef each, and one wee portion of egg with about two/three slices of spam ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'. PIG mum also popped me my drugs, just the usual. :P
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. in fact, she was so SPITEFUL, she even refused to walk behind me! luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-uncle colbert's here yakking to the parents right now ... not sure why he's here. :P
-house is on in about thirty minutes! :D
-toms: well, PIG mum's seeing the dentist toms. think aunty anne's coming over to mind me. *sigh* i'm coming over to type my homework for writer's group, dunno why nasty PIG mum won't lemme use lappytoppy. :(
-and i've even got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards! >< fingers crossed for zero falls! actually, i hope he remembers to buy me dumplings! he PROMISED!
-and toms night, hina's taking me to toastmasters! i know i'll have fun with her. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. my nose hates me. >< i've been sneezing and blowing the stupid thing all bloody day. and to top that off, i've got a cold and a sore throat. :(
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who helped me rinse it, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. i only had one tinkle today, when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i had the second half of my snail. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-huge thanks to dearest dad who went and bought me one pack of lemon and honey soothers. :) meaning the sore throat's gone, for the time being.
-carol gave ela a massage for thirty-five minutes, painting her sth like ... lol, i can't remember! >< carol doesn't use colours anymore, she uses foods for colours. speaking of food, she's having pumpkin and home-made chips for dinner tonigght. and she's coming back on wednesday, but might be a lil late coz she's gotta finish that bus job with her hubby first.
-carol took me one more to the loo before she left four minutes early. but i didn't complain coz she'd arrived six minutes early!
-once she'd left,PIG mum immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. then i sat and got my toasted feet :P while she claimed to plod twenty minutes herself.
-finally, the parents gleefully forced me to use the vibrating machine for ten minutes. it's frustrating, mainly coz they keep ordering me to weight shift to the left!
-dinner: rice tonight, lotsa lettuce, one small slice of pork and beef each, and one wee portion of egg with about two/three slices of spam ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'. PIG mum also popped me my drugs, just the usual. :P
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. in fact, she was so SPITEFUL, she even refused to walk behind me! luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-uncle colbert's here yakking to the parents right now ... not sure why he's here. :P
-house is on in about thirty minutes! :D
-toms: well, PIG mum's seeing the dentist toms. think aunty anne's coming over to mind me. *sigh* i'm coming over to type my homework for writer's group, dunno why nasty PIG mum won't lemme use lappytoppy. :(
-and i've even got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards! >< fingers crossed for zero falls! actually, i hope he remembers to buy me dumplings! he PROMISED!
-and toms night, hina's taking me to toastmasters! i know i'll have fun with her. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. my nose hates me. >< i've been sneezing and blowing the stupid thing all bloody day. and to top that off, i've got a cold and a sore throat. :(
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