monday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2085. yay, i've passed two grand. :) anyways, continuing events?
-carol came three minutes early, Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye closed.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and got creamed. around then, i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so after carol got me rekitted, i held the handrail and walked over to the loo. thanks to carol who got me one mug of water, my first to officially hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i did my second stinky unspeakable for today, carol Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, before she Forced me to walk back to the freezer, where i got out the bread. then she Forced me to walk to the fridge, where i got out the cheese, ham and mayo. next, she Forced me to walk to the toaster, where she handed me one slice of cheese - meaning the toastie was ENTIRELY too thin today - one slice of ham, then she lemme squirt the mayo. i squirted her another :o( today. finally, she Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to carol who made me one cup of tea, white and two, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-carol went and flicked the television onto channel ten, and we watched the news together.
-PIG mum awoke from pigland, came downstairs and gave carol a two minute break when she invited carol outside to look @ our aloe vera plant. actually, carol said she'd only "be one minute," i couldn't be bothered she took almost two before coming back to continue ela's massage. :p
-just before 6pm, carol Forced me to walk to the toilet for one tinkle, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, and Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off (without a smiley face, of course) and she rocked off three minutes early tonight. i didn't protest coz she came three minutes early, too. have i already said? she's having thai green curry for dinner with her family tonight, and she's coming back on wednesday.
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM right now, but think i'll go over and write my homework for thursday's writer's group! fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^