thursday post 42b

good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ approx.5157 (i'll explain why later). righteo, the rest of today's events?
-i just passed five minutes @ bejeweled before cathy arrived three minutes early.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, having just one more tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps. cathy rinsed the floor once for me then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-but oops! we'd BOTH forgotten to put elf's shoe back on! the AFO, yes, but not the shoe! :P i sat back down onto the showerchair while cathy put the shoe back on. :P
-arvo tea was the yummy chocolate bun thing with sprinkles! dad wandered over and demanded a bite. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-cathy started giving ela a massage just after 5:15, and went till 5:50. ela got painted sth like red with yellow spots today. she told me that her family's having crumbed fish with homemade chips for dinner tonight - yum!
-cathy took me once more to the loo before rocking off four minutes early. PIG mum signed her off, before immediately and gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on that bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. i watched seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, and sport by john schluter whilst plodding away.
-then i sat and got my toasted :P feet whilst PIG mum plodded away herself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced me to endure that vibration machine for ten minutes. hey, @ least i've got a comfy butt, now! :P
-the approx. comes because we forgot to take off pedro before i started vibrating. i only noticed about five minutes into the wobbling.
-dinner: the leftovers of lunch, plus lotsa extra wombok. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. of course, awful PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-only i need to go again! >< except she's refusing. >< meaning i'll haveta go myself if she's still refusing @ 8:30. >< well, if you don't here from me again, just inscribe onto my tombstone:"she died coz her mother refused to walk behind her to the toilet." :p
-toms: god help me, it's another bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< erf MUST remember to step past elf, else the evil man'll gleefully force me to stand again! ><
-actually, i think cherish is coming over toms?
-best of all, we've having lunch with mr. hall @ toscanis toms! :D
-but carol's coming to shower me toms, meaning i'll haveta ask PIG mum can i please buy sth from the bakery for arvo tea, else carol will gimme a toastie with only one slice of cheese. :(
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^