monday post 42d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 3655. anyways, the rest of today's events?
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who helped me rinse it, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. i only had one tinkle today, when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i had the second half of my snail. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-huge thanks to dearest dad who went and bought me one pack of lemon and honey soothers. :) meaning the sore throat's gone, for the time being.
-carol gave ela a massage for thirty-five minutes, painting her sth like ... lol, i can't remember! >< carol doesn't use colours anymore, she uses foods for colours. speaking of food, she's having pumpkin and home-made chips for dinner tonigght. and she's coming back on wednesday, but might be a lil late coz she's gotta finish that bus job with her hubby first.
-carol took me one more to the loo before she left four minutes early. but i didn't complain coz she'd arrived six minutes early!
-once she'd left,PIG mum immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. then i sat and got my toasted feet :P while she claimed to plod twenty minutes herself.
-finally, the parents gleefully forced me to use the vibrating machine for ten minutes. it's frustrating, mainly coz they keep ordering me to weight shift to the left!
-dinner: rice tonight, lotsa lettuce, one small slice of pork and beef each, and one wee portion of egg with about two/three slices of spam ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'. PIG mum also popped me my drugs, just the usual. :P
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. in fact, she was so SPITEFUL, she even refused to walk behind me! luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-uncle colbert's here yakking to the parents right now ... not sure why he's here. :P
-house is on in about thirty minutes! :D
-toms: well, PIG mum's seeing the dentist toms. think aunty anne's coming over to mind me. *sigh* i'm coming over to type my homework for writer's group, dunno why nasty PIG mum won't lemme use lappytoppy. :(
-and i've even got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards! >< fingers crossed for zero falls! actually, i hope he remembers to buy me dumplings! he PROMISED!
-and toms night, hina's taking me to toastmasters! i know i'll have fun with her. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. my nose hates me. >< i've been sneezing and blowing the stupid thing all bloody day. and to top that off, i've got a cold and a sore throat. :(