saturday post42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1948. i'm fairly certain that if i can come back online after dinner, i'll've passed two grand! :P anyways, continuing events?
-cathy arrived about three minutes early and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy turned the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had one tinkle when cathy went outside to find the cream. i then got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, she rinsed the floor for me, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-thanks to PIG mum who lemme have one mint tim tam for arvo tea. :) i'd asked please for two, but hey, one's better than none. :) i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i asked cathy to please start giving ela a massage @ 4:20, but she refused under 5:30. actually, she didn't really start until 5:35, coz when i asked her again @ 5:30, she spent another five minutes finding the cream and brushes.
-ela got painted red with light green spots today for exactly twenty minutes. cathy stopped right @ 5:55 and took me once more to the toilet for one tinkle. then she Forced me to walk back to the computer after Forcing me to walk over to wash and dry era.
-cathy rocked off four minutes early. i asked her please to stay with me till 5:57 coz she'd arrived @ 3:57, but she refused, got dad to sign her off instead, and rocked off @ 5:56. she's having hokkien noodles with butter chicken for dinner tonight, and her son josh has asked her daughter danielle to make a pavlova for dessert tonight! and oreo, their dog, gets a raw egg added to his dinner every two weeks or so. apparently, it's good for them. she's back on tuesday, then thursday - we're going to garbo together! :D
-PIG mum just came downstairs from pigland :P and ordered me to turn the news down.
-wonder when aunty a and the slams will arrive for dinner? i'm hungry, especially since dad wouldn't lemme have a toastie for arvo tea!
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM right now.
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
-all our dinner guests just arrived. :)
heers,
em. ^^