monday post 42b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1051. yeah, i'm just passed one grand. :) anyways, continuing events?
-PIG mum kindly passed me one mug of water, which i was very careful to take 'correctly'. but, once she left the bathroom, i'll admit that i slipped my pointer out and drank the mug of water 'incorrectly', before replacing my pointer into the mug's ear and returning the mug to PIG mum 'correctly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to pull up her pants, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen.
-there, after gleefully forcing poor ela to open and close taps three times, she chucked some spac attack @ me, even getting dad to come downstairs and have a go @ me. ><
-but i finally settled down with a toasted tuna in tomato and onion sandwich, cut into four squares, and one mug of plain milk, which i of course held 'incorrectly'. actually, i'd tried asking for one slice of cheese, please, only for nasty PIG mum to refuse unless she got to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk ten laps first. hell, no deal! even eft (em's fat tummy :P) would say that!
-after brunch, i went over to the computer and typed out questions for jack, before enjoying like 1.25 hours online for myself.
-i went once to the loo when aunty a arrived to mind me so poor dad could see the doctor. funny, why did PIG mum bother to walk behind me when i was coming outta the loo? are my suspicions she did just to look good in aunty a's eyes unfounded?
-anyways, she watched television while i continued reading my book club novel. it's bloody boring, sorry. :P
-jack came like fifteen minutes late today, so i kept him talking for an extra fifteen minutes. he's becoming more confident, slowly. :)
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. thanks to PIG mum who fed me one juicy pear and one pocky for arvo tea, i'll be right till dinner, now. :)
-righteo, PIG mum says i'll need a shower tonight. poor ela's already whimpering in misery. :( but she'll be brave for me. :)
-anyways, tomorrow's another public holiday! perhaps i'll really get a chance to sllep in? let's hope so!
cheers,
em. ^^