monday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2931. righteo, continuing events?
-carol came about four minutes today and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. then i went over to the toilet and did my second stinky unspeakable for today. only 'twas messy. :S i'm considering skipping dinner tonight ...
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen, where i made my arvo tea. sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - but i got mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied! :) actually, today, i squirted the mayo out 'BUM'. :P seemed nicer than 'POO'. :p
-save me, PIG mum's gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill now. >< fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^