TUESDAY POST42d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2923. righteo, final events for today?
-like i said, we've been to the coffee club, underwood, countless times before, but useless PIG mum still managed to get us lost on the way! XD i'm equally to blame, coz i didn't notice until we were well and truly lost! :p
-meaning mrs. dent arrived before us.
-i was looking forward to enjoying my favourite eggs benedict, but horrid mother restricted me to afternoon tea only! >< but i finally got a yummy chocolate thickshake and mrs. dent got me a cookie with smarties imbedded into it! :D
-we all just yakked away. my grateful thanks to PIG mum who managed to leave me and dearest dad entirely undissed, but sadly, she couldn't control her horrid tongue and poor aunty nga received a vicious slanging. :(
-we'll not see mrs. dent until june sometime, i don't think, coz she and mr. dent are holidaying somewhere interstate. oh, and i got called a 'bird' from one of mrs. dent's daughters, after mrs. dent told her the drawing card stories vincent and i had. :P apparently, a 'bird' is aussie slang for 'someone funny'.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me back to the car, PIG mum tootled us home, first taking a detour to aunty anne's place to pick up sth aunty anne had bought for us.
-eep, thirty more mins! typetypetype~
-back home, i tootled online until hina came, four mins late today.
-she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina switched off the water. she dried me, i got creamed then rekitted, only having the one tinkle when hina was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after i rinsed the floor once, i held hina's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
*sigh* PIG mum had restricted me to only fruit. hina cut me up one juicy pear, and i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-hina gave ela a massage for about fifteen minutes, before taking me once to the loo. she's back on saturday, and has one more job, also @ eight mile plains before finishing @ 8:30.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland :P, she immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. then i went and got my toasted feet :P while she plodded her own twenty minutes.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced me to endure ten minutes on that vibrating machine before i finally got dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bean sprouts and a few tiny chunks of beef. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i popped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-actually, just before, she also gleefully forced poor ela to do some tissue-grabbing exercise and piano practice.
-toms; aunty wendy's coming @ 11am for three hours, then carol's coming in the arvo. must ask PIG mum if she'll buy me some sushi or sth from the bakery for arvo tea.
-then, think i'm going to church @ night! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^