Thursday, July 14, 2011

friday post 50b

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3045. yay, i just passed three grand. :) secondly, the spam count for the week's seventeen and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after aunty frances leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, and once more after PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where surprise! she lemme sit down! she says 'twas coz we were running late.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with one minute dab of strawberry jam. you know, coz PIG mum doesn't use butter, she presumes that no-one else uses it, too. :( but the mug of warm horlicks i drank 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned against the side rail and had a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the phantom of the opera soundtrack all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the princess alexandra hospital for my follow-up appointment. sadly, she didn't bother looking for a closer parking spot, just parked far away then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the hospital. i went once to the loo first; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the day hospital. the spiteful woman then refused to pass me a gossip mag, but luckily there's this big television hanging from the wall and i just watched that instead, until micky was ready for me. turns out her daughter's name is 'sara' and that phillipe's now studying business/commerce @ uni.
-when PIG mum was gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the day hospital physio gym, we bumped into janelle! :D i gave her a big hug, and she said i was plodding better than when she saw me last. :) then i asked her, "ummm ... aren't you supposed to be on long-service leave?" lol, turns out that she's loving work so much right now, she's deferred it! XD
-@ the day hospital physio, i sat on a plinth. kathy (the OT) came over too! lol, i thought her surname was 'vipers'; turns out it's actually 'kaipers'. XD
-at micky's instructions, i shucked off elf's footwear. actually, nope, i did some 10m walking test first. there was a new physio helping micky out; her name's emily, too!
-i also lay down for awhile, while they were measuring elf, although i can assure you, i haven't grown much. well, heightwise, i don't think i've grown @ all! XD
-micky, emily and kathy also got me standing. micky said that i don't seem to weightbear on erf @ all. well, that stands to reason, i'm always being told to weightshift to the left, it's no surprise that i don't weightbear to the right, @ all! but micky said she'd tell dr. hazelton that i needed more botox, and that they plan to cast elf?
-good timing; i made it to my physio appointment right after seeing the physios. :) i went to the loo once first, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, and of course she refused to pass me a gossip mag before she flounced off downstairs to pay and bother the receptionist (not margaret, who's on hols), but there was a nice lady also sitting in the waiting room who kindly passed me a new idea gossip mag to browse until cat came for me.
-lotsa standing and weightbearing on ela today. but kat gave me a giant freddo! :D
-PIG mum tootled us home and i tootled briefly online until 'twas time to meet mrs. dent and nana for lunch @ fasta pasta! 'bunana' PIG mum also forgot to turn off the alarm again. BAHAHAHA!! XD
-'twas so good to see nana and mrs. dent! :D i got my usual, fettucine cabonara with added chicken and drank a lipton's lemon iced tea. i also ate 1.5 slices of garlic bread. PIG mum ordered pizza and drank coke, while mrs. dent and nana had the same thing, some kinda ravioli in red sauce.
-we all just chatted away happily. my grateful thanks to PIG mum who calmed her often-sharp tongue and didn't diss me, dad or anyone else. :)
-also huge thanks to mrs. dent who shouted us! better yet, she says we can meet her and nana @ the coffee club for lunch in a few weeks time., :)
-PIG mum tootled us home, remembering to turn off the alarm this time. XD
-i went once more to the loo, before plopping online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well aunty frances is here now; fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

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