good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 767 steps today (not lots, but i haven't gone out today); secondly, TWFT topic's 'getting out of a spiritual slump (1) and thirdly, i'm still owed TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled florence and we went back to our happy snorings together, me only waking up to use the pot :P once more once sometime around 9:30 when someone came to deliver our new sofa!
-after PIG mum had given me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for just one tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when i realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where i took a detour and plonked my bum on our brand new, black leather sofa! actually, it looked so comfy, i asked PIG mum to please bring bear bear out, and we posed for pikkies together! :D
-after aunty wendy arrived; she still gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps like five times before letting me sit down.
-aunty wendy kindly buttered and jammed one slice of toast for my breakfast. i drank one mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-when aunty anne arrived, she brought souvenirs! the best thing she bought me was this back massage thing - 'twas PIG-shaped! me: BAHAHAHA!! obviously, PIG mum wasn't very impressed with it. :P
-i remembered to thank aunty anne sincerely for shouting out PIG mum out to lunch. PIG mum's awfully lucky, you know: if there's one thing i can thank god for it's that he's given her friends that can actually put up with her. :)
-after they left, i asked aunty wendy to please pass me a mug of water - another one which i held 'incorrectly', of course - then i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read my book club novel out aloud while aunty wendy went and tidied my room. she also brought bear bear, oem, voem and tilly out to say hello. :)
-lunch was yummy! aunty wendy fried me one egg - lol, she asked me how i'd like it done! i said, "umm ... fried, please." she laughed, then explained, "no, silly, i mean did you want it all cooked well done, or with some yolk still running out, medium?" XD she also cooked me lotsa carrots, peas, and a nissan two minute noodle. i drank all that down with another mug of horlicks, this time cold, but still held 'incorrectly'.
-after another toilet trip, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for about forty minutes, while i sat and read my book club novel, reaching page 300 @ 1:50pm.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo for two more tinkles before she left. she also helped era put on a glove.
-yay, now i've got almost fifty minutes for myself!~ time to play bejeweled and check my e-mail~
-carol's coming to shower me this arvo - and PIG mum bought me back one char siu bun back for arvo tea! :D hopefully bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
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