saturday post48b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1271, and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after cathy leaves tonight!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first?
-dinner was rice, lotsa lettuce and some tiny chunks of yummy BBQ pork. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with maybe one teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-one toilet trip, then dad tootled me off to church for fellowship.
-last night, kathy continued our bible study on fellowship. vicky told me that squeaky guy's called ben.
-thanks to dr. dr. tai who helped me once to the bathroom afterwards. i managed fine.
-after dad tootled me home, repeat the usual nightly routine, then zzz. :P
-sat:
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when PIG mum left for work @ 7:50. afterwards, i spent the ten minutes till 8am having having having a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i curled up with florence and we returned to our happy snorings.
-lol, i was using the pot :P when tess dinged our doorbell! but dad was operating some noisy machine, so i waited until he turned that off before rapping the wall and yelling, "dad, tessa's here!" then when dad hurried down the hallway to open the front door for tess, he was like, "where are my keys?!" :P
-tess kindly gave me ten more minutes, then got me kitted after i'd used the pot :P once more and led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted out some toothpaste for me.
-afterwards, i asked tess please for one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-thanks to dad for some ham and eggs for breakfast, and tess who made that into a sandwich for me, cut into two rectangles. she also made me one cup of tea, white and two, my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i wrote questions out for jack. tess gave ela a massage for twenty minutes, using just her hands. when i asked her why she didn't use the therabrush or the paintbrush, she explained that her hands gave more stimulation.
-before tess made me one mug of milo, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, she took me to the loo once more. and she said that her daughter, elsa-jane, got an O.P of eighteen!
-before she left, tess took me once more to the loo.
-i ate my small bowl of fried rice. dad was a party pooper coz he'd already told tess that i was only allowed a small bowl, and not a big bowl. :( i washed that down with one mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice.
-then i went over to type out jack's questions for him, before using the loo once.
-jack's doing awfully well, honestly. :) he taught me that shark in canto is 'sand fish' and that he lives in aberdeen, but there's no MTR station there.
-argh, it's after 4:30 already and cathy's not here yet! where is she?! ><
-i returned online when they left.
-well, cathy's supposed to shower me, but it's past 4:30 and she's still not here yet. >< i really need someone to come help me with a shower on saturdays coz i don't get any help on sundays! ><
-anyways, not sure if i'll come back online tonight, coz aunty a and lee are coming over for a BBQ! dad wants to show off the new deck he's built, see. he already showed aunty ming this arvo when jack was over. :)
-just church toms. argh, i wish dad would take us to plaza for lunch! it's been like two months since i last had lunch there on sunday! :(
-and hopefully i'll get some visitors toms arvo, else i'm looking forward to spending several good hours online. :)
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. well, it's almost 5:15 and i'm still waiting for someone, anyone, to come help me with a shower! but hope's fading fast ... i'm predicting >< toms ... :(
P.P.S. sh*t, no help today. PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to stretch poor elf now. >< i predict pain. well, maybe i'll come back tonight, but if not, cya @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^