monday post 52

good afternoon! now monday's reached one year of posts too! wednesday came first, thursday came second, and now it's monday! XD anyways, today em's been hard @ work plodding somewhat more 1681 steps. that's inaccurate, coz last night, when i reached the loo, pedro had only given me TEN steps! ><" even with PIG mum's huge steps, she still takes like, fifty! TWFT topic's 'use your time wisely' and em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after i get home from a torture session with vincent the bloody physio!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. immediately afterwards, PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times before finally letting me sit for breakfast.
-PIG mum made yummy porridge! sadly, she had to gleefully force poor ela to hold the bread while era tore that into chunks and dropped it into the bowl, but era tore quickly, then combined with my mouth to rip the bread into more bite-sized, manageable pieces.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to lesley cheung all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us down to logan TAFE. she's forcing me to attend some volunteer tutor course, even though i've made it ABUNDANTLY clear to her that i'm only interested in finding PAID work! sheesh ...
-anyways, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the training room. this lady called browyn met us and told us to take a seat.
-she basically just explained all these acronyms to us and stressed that this was a VOLUNTEER tutor course. meaning i just wanna get outta here! i'm interested in finding a PAID job, not in volunteering! ><
-first, i filled out pages and pages of forms with my details. browyn laughed and apologised if she was giving us RSI (repetitive strain injury) XD
-during break time, PIG mum took me once to the loo. zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went over to wash both hands while she went herself.
-for the second half, browyn just outlined some of the things we'd do, like, going to the library, etc.
-anyways, torture time. >< bbl!
cheers,
em. Z^^