Saturday Post 355

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3659; secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'God has no opposite'; thirdly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2616 steps' fourthly, TWFT topic's 'People-Pleasing (1)' and fifthly, John Piper's daily devotional topic's 'Fifteen Tactics For Joy'. Anyways, just briefly, et's start off with last night's events first!

• At 6:45pm, I asked PIG mum please to microwave some dinner for me and used the loo for one tinkle before crashing on the sofa with Daddy Bear to watch the game~
• Terrible start: we were quickly down SIXTEEN nil! >< But we clawed our way back into the game; @ halftime, scores were locked @ sixteen apiece and after eighty minutes, the Broncos had won by eight! Hence why I stayed and watched Friday Night Knockoff/Golden Point before getting myself to bed; Ela enjoyed not having to hold things and Elf enjoyed wearing her sock to sleep~ XD
• Today: yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until noisy PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around @ 6:20am~
• After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and left for her morning's work, I had a MASSIVE snore and didn't wake again until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked silently down the hallway and unlocked the door for Hannah's arrival @ 10am!
• After my fifteen more minutes, I use the pot :P for one more tinkle, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Thanks to Hannah who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her final break this week~
• After doing a stinky unspeakable, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast and to read. Suddenly Christy jie messages me over Signal, saying wanna join Fi, Aunty A and me for lunch @ Roku? Sure!
• Hence why I showered in the morning, since Fi came to pick me up shortly after midday.
• Rokun's @ Runcorn Plaza, along the side down from IGA. Originally I wanted the unagi with rice but 'twas eighteen bucks and PIG mum would prolly bite my head off for eating sth that expensive, hence why I just stuck with chicken kaarage with rice, which was four dollars cheaper.
• Over lunch, Aunty A and Christy jie were very deep; they were talking about like genocide!
• Lunch finished, Fiona tootled me home, dad paid Fi, I used the loo for one tinkle and then popped online.
• Will head over to eat the yummy passionfruit PIG mum left me for arvo tea once I've used up my most important two hours of the day. How long should I read for ... I've only read for forty-five minutes today; any chance that I can read for two hours fifteen minutes straight? Worth trying! XD
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Have emailed PIG mum my Bible study homework so hopefully she'll print it out for me and I'll do it tonight after dinner.
• Would love lunch out with other ESS peoples after service but basically resigned to a as Happy Meal with dad and then a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. >< *sigh*
• Thhen fingers crossed dad takes us out for dinner together toms night!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm bulletin (Nine's read by Jonathan Uptin) for the 64TH time this year:Frydenberg, Pawan (first name), Sharma, Amar (first name), O'Keefe (heard), Griffin, Kramer, Ravi (first name), Goward, Colahan, Pease, Donovan, Willan, Watkins, Plibersek, Greenbank, Netanyahu (heard), Velvel (first name), Brevda, Upcroft, Hill, Liewernewz, Farmer, Toole, Kramer, Hagijieur,  Glasshoff, Kotoni (first name), Holbrook, Welch, Haylett-Petty, Ricciardo, Verstappen (heard), Pine and Gamble.  Luke Bradnam read the weather report. Brisbane was 17-22 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 15-24. Sunrise 6:13am sunset 5:16pma

Friday Post 355e

 Good evening and probabially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3260 (ha, I'm over three grand XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now fifty-eight. Righteo, just briefly, probable final, final events for tonight?

• Had my delicious chocolate custard bun for breakfast, did a stinky unspeakable and then let PIG mum gleefully force me to do my HEP for her.
  Went to Underwood Marketplace and bumped into Yeshi (she's fasting until Sunday?), bought a pair of Winter pyfamas and groceries from Woolies.
• Came home and made a pizza for lunch!
• Kim minded me from 3pm till 5pm; when I showered, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 19% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was one yummy banana, one mouthful of gloopy passionfruit and one small mug of green tea. Happiness was reading the book club novel for one hour; today I reached pg. 150 @ 4:29pm and finished pg. 175 @ 4:50pm.
• Used loo for two more tinkles before signing Kim off with my thanks and byes; will see her again next Friday, same time.
• PIG mum's swimming and dearest dad's just got home; fingers crossed he'll feed me dinner by 6:45pm since footy coverage starts @ 7:30pm!
• Toms: Hannah's minding me from 10am till 2pm. Will shower @ 12:30pm since I don't get 4pm till 6pm support anymore.
• Looking forward to ceunchy toast for breakfast, my three big mugs of white tea and the opportunity to read for three hours!
• Also fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and me for walkies and arvo tea toms, else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
• Righteo, wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 355d

 Good afternoon again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2927 (hence why I'm confident that I'll have cracked three grand before the day's out XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Righteo, third time lucky, events for today?

• Aww, my awesome sleep streak ended @ 12:40am when my idiot bladder nudged me awake and demanded I use the pot. Still, I'm immensely grateful that she lemme achieve the 8th time this year I achieved one straight week of awesome sleeps; had she woken me the night before, I'd have been really pissed!! XD
• Nature called again around 6:45am and after one pot :P trip I fell back straight back asleep, coz usually dearest dad leaves for work around 7:45am!
• One hour later, dearest dad very thoughtfully walks silently down the hallway and unpops the lock leading into the garage; that's my wakeup call to use the pot :P again. After this second trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I snore again for about another hour, waking once more for the pot :P when the phone rings around 9am.Shortly afterwards, PIG mum's come into my bedroom to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing bar the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 355c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2708 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES online after lunch! Righteo, continuing today's events?

Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 355b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 753 steps (but leaving the house next); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic's 'The Day Is At Hand'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Always Keep Your Conscience Clear' and fifthly, the spam count for the weekend's fifty but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online when I get home this arvo!! online when I get home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 355

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 355d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5355. Look, promise I've not shaken Wally; dunno how I'm more than half a normal person today. Wally'll prolly come to his senses toms and gimme like nothing to make up for it. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I continued editing my GCCW competition entry.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• It's ice cream night tonight, yay! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
• Toms: hope PIG mum will help me up...
• Ooh I don't have OT toms; PIG mum says we can go buy ingredients and make pizza for lunch!
• Kim's minding me from 3pm till 5pm.
• Fingers crossed dad returns home and microwaves me dinner early; the Broncos are playing toms night and I'm definitely watching!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 355c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5212 (ha, apparently I'm more than half a normal person today XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The Cut Of The Cross'. Anyways,  just briefly continuing tonight's events?

• Dad got home from swimming; microwaved dinner and started eating; @ 7:28pm I asked can I please have dinner too? Dad said yes, so after one loo trip I ate rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa soup carrot, lotsa soup potato, lotsa soup tomato, lotsa soup corn, two small chunks of beef mince and one lil chunk of delicious battered fish. Yay that dad lemme use the spoon Tina kindly passed me this morning; April has been satisfied TWENTY times!!! :D :D :D
• After dinner, I returned online.
• Fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events fore tonight plus what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 355b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 4973 (meaning I bet I'll have cracked more than half a normal person before the night's out XD). Righteo, just briefly, potential final, final events for tonight?

• After one more tinkle, we grab a trolley and start shopping; I bump into Caitlin!
• Tina bought buns for me from New York Baguette and then we finished shopping @ Coles.
• Had lunch @ Ho Lin Wah
• Turned off alarm and showered - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, I tootled online.
• After PIG mum came home, I let her nab @ least half my sausage bun for arvo tea and then let her gleefully force me on my HEP.
• Smuggled mobile into loo and played Farm Heroes. XD
• Looking forward to watching Nine's 6pm news for the 63RD time tonight!
• Toms: dunno what's happening yet; PIG mum says she's 'too tired' to find out.
• Think Kim's coming to mind me from 3pm till 5pm though.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching Nine's 6pm bulletin for the 63RD time: Griffin, Gillispie, Deklan (first name), Calcutt, Gyte, O'Dempsey (heard), Dubois (heard), Frydenberg (heard), Uhlmann, Chalmers, Laming, Karvelas, Genovese, Trump (heard), Biden (heard), Sheppard, Kramer, Vine, Waller, Chesterman, Guiliani, Hawkins, Abdullah (heard), Jobson,  Ritchie, Leach, Walters (heard), Staggs (heard), Fifita (heard), Bellamy, Drinkwater (heard), Dearden (heard), Fagan, Paisami, Pella (heard), Millman Boss (heard), Piotrowski, Aldrin and. Walters. Dougal Beatty read the finance report; 1AUD = 77.89USc. Wally Lewis read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report from Roma Street Parkland. Brisbane was 16-25 today. Mt. Gravatt toms:L 14-24 sunrise 6:12am sunset 5:18pm.

Thursday Post 355

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4130 steps (sweet, I'm over four grand; that doesn't happen too often!); secondly, John Piper's devotional from last night's topic's 'The Great Commission' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Be Of Good Courage, And Do It' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after I let PIG mum nab half my arvo tea!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 14TH consecutive awesome sleep last night; that's the 8th time this year I've achieved one straight week of awesome sleeps (my grand total when I first started recording them all the way back in 2012) and nature didn't call until 6:50am, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After sleeping for another hour, dearest dad came to kiss me bye and retuck me back into bed before leaving for his hard day's work. I use the pot :P again and then settle back into bed, wondering how late Tina will arrive today.
• The answer? Six minutes. After she gives me my fifteen more minutes, I use the pot :P for one more tinkle, give Tina step-by-step instructions on how to get me kitted and then head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Tina who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her second official break for the week~ Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for five minutes, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast is one bowl of plain porridge with sliced banana, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Thanks to Tina who put on Today for my viewing pleasure (Sunrise didn't have any reception); over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

•  After breakfast, I visit the loo again. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After washing and drying Era, I climb into Tina's car and she tootles me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip!

• Tina found sideways parking on level two; I used the loo for one tinkle, grabbed Aaron Johnstone's and Orson Scott Card's The Hive and happily read for about one hour, reaching pg. 125 @ 10:16am and reaching pg. 150 @ 10:56am.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 355c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3841. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I continued editing my GCCW comp story! Huge thanks to Alison who e-mailed everyone granting us all an extension; I'd clean forgotten about it!! XD Since I've been writing Ollibobs story part two for Alison, I just finished and started checking it!
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  Took slightly longer than usual coz I stuck a pad into my knickers and will definitely use the pot :P once more tonight before I turn off the light: should I get one more night of awesome sleep, I'll have officially achieved the 8th time this year I've scored one entire week of awesome sleeps!
• Toms: Tina's helping me up @ 8am (provided she's not late XD) @ 8am and then taking me for my fortnightly shopping trip to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown~
• Just us for lunch toms; I'm hoping we'll go to Ho Lin Wah but should Tina prefer Woka Warrigal I'm cool too~
• She'll see me home and showered before leaving @ 3:30pm (provided she arrives @ 8am XD)
• It's the Raiders vs. the Rabbitohs toms night ... should I watch that? Thinking I'll listen to it playing in the background but continue working on my GCCW competition entry.
• Best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
• Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 355b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3765; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Cuddling In' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The Grueling Home Stretch'. Righteo, just briefly continuing tonight's events?

• Sweet, the parents lemme use the spoon Victoria kindly passed me after lunch for dinner tonight; April has been satisfied NINETEEN times!! :D :DF
• Dinner tonight: rice but no greens! Lotsa soup potato, lotsa soup tomato, lotsa soup carrot, some salmon, a little Chinese mushroom and a lil salmon.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I returned online having taken my bowl over to the sink first.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 355

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday's actually 4472  (nice, I don't crack four grand too often); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'A Mighty Promise'; thirdly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3394 steps; fourthly, John Piper's daily devotional's Children Of A Singing God' and fifthly, TWFT topic's 'Use What God Has Given You' but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed EIGHT MINUTES online after choir rehearsal tonight!! Anyways, last night's events first?

• When Kim arrived to take me to Toastmasters, dad moved Sparkless3 into her car boot and I climbed into her passenger seat.
• Very small turnout last night: only eight people! Was picked for table topics and got great feedback but as usual, spoke too fast. Also bid farewell to this girl moving down to Melbourne for work; luckily we're Facebook friends so we'll stay in touch~
• Kim tootled me back home for a Happy Meal with an orange juice, which I wolfed down while still in her car lest dad try to nab my chips back @ home. XD
• After I've used up my most important two hours of the day, I get myself to bed. Zzz~
• Today: sorry, *today* was my 13TH consecutive awesome sleep, not yesterday! XD Nature didn't call until 6:30am and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• One hour later, I'm awoken to use the pot :P again when dearest dad very thoughtfully walks silently down the hallway and unpops the lock to the garage. Around the same time, the phone rings.
• Turns out it's CODA ringing to say Victoris running late coz she's stuck in traffic although she only arrives ten minutes late.
• When she arrives, PIG mum gives me fifteen more minutes, before Victoria comes and helps me get kitted. Turns out this morning she was attending hoist training.
• That done, I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Thanks to Victoria who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her first break this week~
• Whoops, outta time, so just super-briefly:
• Had breakfast, did number two, went out to Calamvale Central with Victoria and bought groceries from Woolies.
• Got home, showered and had a toastie for lunch.
• Saw Ray for some massage and acupuncture.
• Let PIG mum gleefully force me on my HEP after Mr. Jig-air rang about physio appointments for the next block.
• Attended choir rehearsal online.
• Toms: Tina's taking me on my fortnightly shopping trip!
• Just us for lunch; will let Tina decide whether she prefers Ho Lin Wah/Woka Warrigal.
• She'll see me showered before leaving @ 3:30 (if she comes promptly @ 8am. XD)
• Raiders playing the Rabbitohs toms night ... I'll prolly listen through Nine Now but not watch.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 354d

 Potentially one final greeting for Tuesday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3771 but secondly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after I get back from Toastmasters tonight!! Righteo, potential final, final events for Tuesday?

• When Hannah arrived precisely @ 9am, PIG mum let her in; she pushed open the door and said, "Em, fifteen more minutes?" I waved Mum Pig @ her and she left. Mum Pig very indignantly screeched, "How rude: she didn't say good morning first!" Just then, Hannah pushed the door back open and stuck her head back in, saying, "Oh sorry I forgot. Good morning, Em." Mum pig was mollified~ XD
• When Hannah came back fifteen minutes later, I used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, we got me kitted and then I headed over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Hannah who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her first break this week~ Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 345c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1333 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online after I get home from seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage!! So hopefully bbl with the rest of today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 354b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 484 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic's 'You Were Made For God' and thirdly, TWFT topic's "'Do' God's Word" but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after I get back home this arvo!! Anyways, events foe today?

• Woo hoo, 13TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• I happily snore again for just over one hour, not waking again until dearest dad very considerately walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock leading into the garage. I use the pot :P once more then.
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, ewtucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I happily snore for about another hour, waking once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before leaving and awaiting Hannah's arrival.
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 354

 Good morning! :P

Cheersm

Em. ^^

Monday Post 354d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4013. Ha, I'm just over four grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I read and shared tonight's She Reads Truth before continuing to work on Ollibobs story for Alison.
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Toms: Hannah's minding me 9am till 1pm. David will come gimme a session of physio @ 11:15. 
• Hannah will see me showered and fed with lunch before leaving @ 1pm.
• Seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage toms arvo; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. XD She's making her a passionfruit cake right now!
• Kim's taking me to Toastmasters @ 5:30pm; I'm doing warm-upo! Annoying PIG mum has already gleefully reminded me that I've gotta do my blasted HEP for her;l me, I'm like: I don't care. So long as I get my most important two hours online, whatever.
• Looking forward to bringing some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate surely MOORE THAN TWO DECADES AGO!! *sigh*
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 354c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3947 (ooh, maybe I'll have cracked four grand before the night's out XD); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "At Our Worat" and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's ... hasn't arrived yet. Righteo, just briefly, continuing events for Monday?

• Just after 9am, PIG mum helps me up. I brush teeth, use the loo for one tinkle, get myself a spoon for breakfast, eat porridge and then do a stinky unspeakable before popping online.
• When PIG mum gets home from swimming, I use the loo for another tinkle, she showers and dad tootles us out to Maleny!
• We have lunch @ The Cheese Factory, sharing a cheese platter, a crossaint with ham and cheese and two ham and cheese pockets. 
• Then dad tootles us around to places he likes, e.g. some shop that sells wood places, always demanding I take a walk around. I comply.
• My own success was wandering into two second-hand bookstores and buying two books: one by Kylie Chan and the other I think by Robin Hobb!
• Dad particularly liked this David Linton wood shop; after I'd complied with his order to walk through the place once I returned to the car and sat. Suddenly, PIG mum returned with this beautiful postcard for me! "The owner lady saw me walking with you, but then you vanished." She explained. "When she asked me where I'd gone I told her you'd returned to the car and she said to give this to you." Aww!
• Our last stop was some Glasshouse Mountain! I did the obligatory get up and plod around the place before returning to the car and using my mobile; the parents continued exploring.
• For arvo tea we stopped @ some cafe and shared a delicious gelato cone; dearest dad also got himself a cappuccino.
• Back home, I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud. Actually, I was all done after only 13% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling PIG mum back.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, I dried the loo lid, sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then headed back out and got myself a spoon for dinner.
• Dinner tonight: leftover fried rice that dad cooked Saturday plus an entire bowlful of yummy broccoli.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I returned online.
• Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 354b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 421 steps (coz obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic's "Paul's Salvation Was For You" and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Understanding True Holiness'. Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 11TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:10am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

   

• Fingers crossed I can bbl coz I'm really still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 354

 Good morning! :P:

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 354d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5524 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend now stands @ twenty-nine? That's seemingly very high for the weekend ... righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely over to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: it's the makeup ANZAC Day public holiday! Hoorah that gets me outta one session of physio but unfortunately that means Tina prolly won't come to mind me for my shower. *sigh*
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

SDunday Post 354c

 Good evening! Firsttly, Em's new plodding total for tonight now stands @ 5351 (ha, apparently I'm more than half a normal person today XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Dwell On Jesus'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• After I visited the bathroom once more, dad tootled us back to the Sunnybank Sports And Community Club for dinner.
• I'm not really a fan of that place, but hey. Luckily, since Ronnie had bought me the bento box back for lunch I'd already eaten rice, hence why the parents didn't haveta order that lil saucer of rice for me.
• Afterwards, dad tootled us home and I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening Monday, else wishing everyone a smashing makeup public holiday toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 354b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3857; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Dwell On Jesus' and thirdly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend's now twenty-seven. Righteo, just briefly, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Today we did session five from that work series: powers that be.
• Fi drove me back to church for ESS afterward.
• Stay seated for worship, sang everything plus the harmony for two songs but like every other week meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Uncle Roger Lang spoke today! His sermon was about intregrity.
• Pastor Grace led communion, Dr. Esther helped me downstairs and Ronnie bought me a Bento box with a pearl milk tea (with half sugar) for lunch!
• Dr Esther dropped me home, I let PIG mum immediately force me to do my HEP for her, then I had fruit for arvo tea, used the loo for another tinkle and popped online.
• Had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day's washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< *sigh*
• Took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. Like yesterday, I was all done after singing 12% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, I returned online. The parents are upstairs showering.
• Wonder where we're having dinner out tonight?
• Toms: it's the ANZAC Day public holiday makeup day; I get outta a session of physio! XD Wonder will dad take us anywhere ... perfectly content to stay in bed all day should he not. XD
• Hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 354

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2998 steps (hence why I'm sure I'll have cracked three grand before the day's out XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Dealing With Our Sin';l thirdly, John Piper's daily devotional topic's 'The Liber for todayating Power Of Forgiveness' and fourthly, the spam count for the weekend's twenty-six. Anyways, events?

• Woo hoo, 10TH awesome consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until noisy PIG mum awoke me with her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs @ 6:20am; after one pot :P trip I immediately fall back asleep since I was certain she'd get noisy again one hour later!
• Sure enough, one hour later, noisy PIG mum went a-THUMPING upstairs again; that was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• When PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not just the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) and the jumper (coz it's getting colder!) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• Whoops less than forty minutes left, so just briefly:
• Brushed teeth, had breakfast, did a stinky unspeakable and PIG mum was just about to drive me to church when Fiona pulled onto our driveway; I'd clean forgot there was small group @ the Lung residence this morning!
• Only Janice, Fiona, Pastor Grace and me attend this morning
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 354d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 845. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I asked PIG mum to please print out my Bible study homework for me then continued Facebook/writing Ollibobs story part two.
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Once I publish this post, I'd better do my Bible study homework!
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, no, wait, there are not one but TWO special things about toms @ church: (1) Bible study's resuming for Term Two and (2) EM community lunch afterwards!
• Braced for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum afterwards ... ><
• And fingers crossed dad will take us out for dinner toms night! Will anywhere not have the public holiday surcharge? Coz it's ANZAC Day toms!
• Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 354c

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only @ 757 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "At Jesus' Feet". Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When I was summoned over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get before lunch for dinner; April has been met SIXTEEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: huh, next fortnight I'm gonna ask Kim please for a bigger bowl of fried rice for lunch; not only did she cook enough for both PIG mum and my dinner, there's still like a glass container full left! That was with lotsa yummy broccoli and one delicious mouthful of oveb-baked battered fish with one thin strip of mayo.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 354b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Firstly, the potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 676 and secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Better With God". Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Precisely two hours after I started online, I got off, used the loo for one tinkle and then headed down to the gobbling :P table where dearest dad had kindly sliced me one yummy kiwi and left me one mmug of green tea for arvo tea.
• Happiness was reading for forty more minutes; it's only Saturdays I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~ I finished pg. 125 @ 4:21pm!
• One more tinkle for me before I returned online~
• Ooh, maybe I'll get to watch Nine's 6pm news for the 62ND time tonight!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm bulletin (Nine's, read by Jonathan Uptin) for the 62ND time: D'Ath, Fegan, Nevin (heard), Ahearn, Jaeneen (first name), Cunningham, Pullar, Boyde, Eddy, Cox, Kearsley, Tehan, Dutton, Dinsdale, Stapleton, Kramer, Becker, Cebrano (heard), Shark (Iheard), Gudinski (heard), Meager, Avery, Aydeger, Navalny, Cavallaro, Cosgrove, Sheppard, Meyer, Marr, Wolski, Pilik, Walters, Opacic (heard), Fifita, Thorn (heard), Tupou (heard), Godwin, Moon, Barty, Svitolina (heard), McTeigue, Penfold, Armstrong and Haas. Luke Bradnam read the weather report. Brisbane was 12-25. Mt. Gravatt toms: 11-25. 6:09am sunrise 5:21pm sunset

Saturday Post 354

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday's actually 6205 (but I'm hardly gonna post about last night since the p[oor Broncos got TROUNCED by like FORTY points! ><); secondly, John Piper's devotional from last night's "Seek Your City's Good"; thirdly, today I've only been hard @ work plodding 587 steps (and most probably not leaving the house today, so don't expect much more) and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Live For Something Greater Than Yourself'. Anyways, events for today?

• Whoops I've just spent too much time Facebooking; only fifty minutes left! XD Just briefly, then, events for today?
• Yay, 9th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am when - you guessed it - PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs.
• Kim minded me from 10am till 2pm.
• After doing a stinky unspeakable and eating breakfast, I happily read for seventy-five minutes first up, reaching page fifty @ 10:52am and finishing page seventy-five @ 11:34am
• At midday I used the loo for one tinkle, munched one digestive bikkie, tried without success to ring Aunty Lai (the first time I must've dialled the wrong number; some woman answered and when I said "Lai yee?" asked, "Who is this?" I replied "Sorry, wrong number; bye!" The second time I tried ringing, the phone call cut off after fifty-eight seconds; presumably she was out.
• Instead, I read till 12:30pm and then went to take a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was done only after 12%, but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off and calling for Kim.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was one full bowl of the yummy rice Kim had cooked while I'd showered plus my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars. I read for another forty minutes, reaching pg. 100 @ 1:13pm and finishing pg. 111 @ 1:32pm.
• Used the loo for two more tinkles @ 1:55pm and then signed Kim off with my thanks and byes @ 2pm. She's back Tuesday and taking me to Toastmasters~
• Once I've finished my most important two hours online I'll use the loo once and then read for another forty minutes; it's only Saturdays when I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Oh, the special thing can be that not only is tomorrow ANZAC Day, but Bible study resumes for Term Two toms!
• Since it's ANZAC Day tomorrow, will anyplace be open for lunch/dinner without the public holiday surcharge?
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 354d

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5753 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Winds Of Adversity. Righteo, take two: probable final, final events for tonight?

• Sweet, PIG mum summoned me over for dinner @ like 6:16pm.
• After one loo trip, dinner was rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown wintermelon, lotsa little tong choy and like two tiny thin slices of tasteless soup pork. Lol that PIG mum headed again upstairs for another afternoon nap after microwaving dinner for me; Ela didn't haveta come up onto the table and both legs didn't haveta come down from the footstool. Unsure why PIG mum says that's bad for your digestion?
• Dinner was washed down with one cup of water; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Nature calls, then I'm prolly gonna write more Ollibobs' story! Hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 354c

 Probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5543 and secondly, the probable final, final spam count for the week's now fifty-five. Righteo, probable final, final events for today?

• I happily snore for about another hour, waking up once more for the pot :P before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing bar the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). While brushing teeth, I suddenly felt my period arrive, since PIG mum was on the phone I waited until the call had ended before telling her I needed a pad.
• After washing and drying both hands, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is one final chunk of PIG mum's vegetable and cheese bread, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Less than thirty minutes left, so just briefly:
• Did a stinky unspeakable, let PIG mum gleefully force me on my HEP and then went to Underwood Marketplace to buy groceries from Woolies and spend the last six bucks from the fifty dollar note to buy myself books with; I bought this little kids' counting book for dad! XD We also bumped into Yeshi, when she was like, "You said yesterday that I wouldn't see you today?" I explained PIG mum said my face was spotty and we'd come to buy facewash. Aww, isn't Yeshi sweet? She declared I didn't need facewash because my face is beautiful~
• Returned home to collect my library card and then picked up my new book club novel from the Logan North library.
• Came home and had a toasted tuna in tomato and onion with one slice of cheese toastie before lunch. Drank one mug of green/Chinese tea before popping online.
• Kim minded me from 3pm till 5pmm. When I showered, I softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted arvo tea was once full gooey mouthful of delicious passionfruit and one big mug of green tea. I happily read my new book club novel for about one hour, reaching pg. twenty-five @ 4:30pm and page fifty @ 4:45pm.
• Used the loo for two more tinkles before Kim left @ 5pm. She's back toms 10am till 2pm.
• Hopefully I'll get dinner @ 6:45pm coz I'm gonna watch the Broncos play tonight!
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz doubt I'm going out. That's why dad took PIG mum and me to Garbo last night since he's got sth happening toms.
• Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars; also fingers crossed for the chance to read for thee hours!
• Righteo, prolly won't bbl tonight but hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 354c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5294 (ha, apparently I'm more than half a normal person today XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online after Kim minds me from 3pm till 5pm!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• After sleeping for another hour, dearest dad very considerately walking silently along the hallway to unpop the lock leading into the garage was my wakecup call to use the pot :P again. Come 7:45am, dearest dad comes to kiss me bye and retuck me into bed before leaving for his hard day's work.Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 354b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 564 steps (but I'm leaving the house next)John Piper's Dail; secondly, John Piper's devotional topic's 'Five Reasons To Be Fearless'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'The Power To Change and fifthly, the spam count for the week's already fifty-two but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FOUR MINUTES online after I get home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 8th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 354

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 354b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2357 (so hopefully I'll have cracked 2.5 grand before the night's out XD) but secondly and way mostre importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm bulletin (Nine's) for the 61ST time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• After breakfast, I visit the loo again. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into Hannah's tank and she tootles me off to the Garbo library. Like last time, I cross one short road and catch two upward escalators before reaching the library. Hannah takes me once to the loo and then leaves but returns soon after with my parking permit and I sign her off with my thanks and byes. Think she's back next Tuesday 9pm till 1pm.
• Ten people attended today; Ken said not only that my story was very good but that I have a good way of personifying my characters! Our next homework topic's 'Street smarts."
• Thanks to Cathie who walked with me outside to sit just inside the entrance. Won't see her for awhile now; she's DRIVING all the way to NT! 
• Kim picked me up and tootled us off to Ho Lin Wah for lunch. Score, the B meal was my favourite: fried chicken wing plus fried egg with rice! Had my weekly fix of HK-style milk tea, too~
• After we finished lunch, Kim paid and we both tapped away @ our smartphones before she tootled me back home.
• After turning the alarm off, I take a nice hot shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after only 10%, but happily lean fully against the side rail and water myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off.
• After Kim came back I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim whoo kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) and mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 61ST time:

Thursday Post 354

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2125 steps (ha, I'm over two grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic's 'The Key To Radical Love' and thirdly, TWFT topic's "When You Don't Understand" but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHT MINUTES online after Kim leaves @  m!!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night! After two near attempts this month, I FINALLY achieve the 7th time this year where I've achieved one straight week of awesome sleeps! Nature didn't call until 6:45am, and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

   

• One hour later, dearest dad comes and kisses me bye before leaving for his hard day's work, followed by PIG mum coming to hit me with the eye goo, followed by Hannah @ 8am. She originally pushed open my door and said "Em, fifteen more minutes" ; Mum Pig nodded @ her and she closed the door and left. Mum Pig screeched how rude; Hannah didn't say good morning first! And decided she'd bear bum Hannah when she returned but right then, Hannah knocked, pushed open the door again and said, "Oh, sorry, I forgot: good morning, Em." XD

• When she came back, I used the pot :P for one more tinkle, we got me kitted and then I headed over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Hannah who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her first official break.

• Teeth brushed, I use the loo for one tinkle, just coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.

• Breakfast was another chunk of PIG mum's quiche and vegetable bread, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and another mug of Milo. 

  Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 354d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4887. Lol, I'm not too far off from being half a normal person today! XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I read the preview for the Broncos' next game against Parramatta and then continued writing Ollibobs Part Two for Alison. 
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: someone from CODA rang @ like 4:32pm and told me that poor Tina's fallen sick and can't help me up @ 8am toms! Instead, Hannah will come, but because she has another shift after me, it'll be Kim taking me to lunch (I'll text her toms morning @ the Garbo library and ask can we have lunch @ Ho Lin Wah) and home for a shower before leaving @ 3:30pm/4pm.
• May haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some fruit for arvo tea ... *sigh*
• It's the Panthers playing the Knights toms night; don't think I'll watch that coz I've gotta try finish that course of study!
• Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 354c

 Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4765. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When the parents summoned me for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score: the parents lemme  use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my armchair over to get earlier for dinner tonight; April has been satisfied THIRTEEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa some other vegetable I've since forgotten, two/three strips of tasteless soup beef and once delicious chunk of oven-baked battered fish. I miss when Aunty Deana used to fry them over the saucepan for me!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 354b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4551 (ha, I'm just over 4.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Working For Y our Good'. Righteo, just briefly potential final, final events for tonight?

• Hannah helped me up this morning; after doing a stinky unspeakable we went out to Underwood Marketplace to buy groceries from Woolies. I also bought two more books from Big W with the fifty bucks Mr. Hall recently gifted me: one Matthew RFeilly hardcover I've not read before and another historical fiction by Fiona Macintosh!
• Got home, showered, had lunch and saw Ray for some acupuncture and massage.
• Got home again, had the sushi roll I bought this morning for arvo tea, happily read the Robin Hobb novel for one hour and attended choir rehearsal online.
• Let PIG mum gleefully force me on my HEP; I'm just proud that I finished everything before dearest dad got home meaning she didn't get the chance to show off to him how much power she has over me, ha.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 354

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3531 steps (ha, I'm just over 3.5 grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic's 'Afraid To  Stray' and thirdly, TWFT topic's "Get A 'Preparation Perspective'" but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online tonight  after choir rehearsal!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked silently down the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage; after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 353b

 Heylo again, good afternoon and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's probable final, final plodding total for tonight now stands @ 4775; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's ... I've not received one? Dunno, but  Joni's devotional topic's 'Welcome The Light'. Righteo, just briefly, events for today?

• Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:45am~
• Hannah help me up @ 9am and took me grocery shopping @ Calamvale Central. Yay that I had thirty minutes' spare time to play Farm Hereos/Candy Crush Jelly Saga. XD
• Got home and showered - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to keep my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, I got myself a spoon and had rice leftovers for lunch.
• Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. I enjoyed Aunty Ann's firm ministrations; PIG mum enjoyed yapping ceaselessly @ Aunty Ann. XD
• Came home and let PIG mum gleefully force me to do my HEP for her.
• Enjoyed my calamari sushi roll for arvo tea and popped online.
• PIG mum drove me to the Springwood Tower hotel; book club dinner was @ the Vietnamese restaurant there!
• I ordered Hokkien fried noodles with chicken; they were delicious and chewy but I wonder why so thin? Eight ladies attended tonight; next month, we're coming back here but on Thursday so second mum can join too~
• Went to Maccas with Di for an M'n'M McFlurry~
• Got home, used loo for one tinkle and returned online.
• Toms: Kim's helping me up @ 8am. PIG mum says we can get my new book club novel from the Logan North library and then buy groceries from Underwood Marketplace.
• Seeing Ray for some acupuncture in the arvo; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
• Oh! Gotta complete my GCCW homework toms arvo!
• Choir rehearsal from 5:30pm till 6:30pm~
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 353

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3418 steps and secondly, TWFT topic's 'How Are You Coming Across?' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and  FOUR MINUTES after I get back home from book club dinner tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 353e

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3587 and secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's Quarantined By Fear." Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I just Facebooked. XD
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinmkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: Hannah's minding me from 9am till 1pm. She'll help me up and then PIG mum says she's sending us to Calamvale Central. For some reason she's already denied me permission to buy a pork salad roll for lunch but fingers crossed she'lll lemme buy a sushi for arvo tea.
• Seeing Aunty Ann for a comy massage toms arvo. Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her.
• Biggest excitement: toms Di's taking me to our book club dinner; instead of the Tavern, we're having Vietnamese food @ Springwood Towers! Actually, PIG mum's apparently gonna drive me there and Di will take me home. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee tonight I've managed FIVE posts! XD Yeah, Monday and Wednesday have swapped post numbers this year. XD

Monday Post 353d

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3483 (hence why I'm sure I'll have cracked 3.5 grand before the night's out XD); secondly, neither Our Daily Bread's nor Joni's devotionals have arrived yet, so just continuing with tonight's events?

• fter breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• PIG mum lets Alyssa and Joanna inside to give Ela a session of OT before going swimming. Today Ela does stretches and plays piano with Era.  I use the loo once more before they leave.

• Dearest dad returned home for lunch; we had Whatsapp video chat with 4th Aunty and Yau Hin. Smart boy can pull his own pants on all by himself now!

• Tina for once arrived promptly! She tootled me off to UQ for my second session of occupational therapy today.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 353c

 Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2860 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 60TH time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• One hour later, I'm awakened to use the pot :P again when dearest dad very considerately walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock leading into the garage.
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I happily snore for another hour, waking to use the pot :P once more shortly before PIG mum starts her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and a tee before leaving me to get myself mostly, independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• PIG mum came back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela) before I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is one toasted avocado with a tiny sprinkle of salt toasted sandwich, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one smaller mug of Milo. 

  Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm bulletin (Nine's) for the 60TH time: Bronish, Heinke, Nielsen, Daytona (first name) (heard), Uhlmann, Berejiklian, Merlino, Kearsley, Finney, Lambe, Dutton, Vunivalu, Coates, Fitzgibbon, Biden (heard), Chauvin (heard), Dante (*first name) (heard), Crump, Beatty, Musk, Pullar, Leadbetter (heard), Beaumont (heard), Fabris, Booard (heard), Hemsworth, Houda, Becker, McGrice, Milford (heard), Staggs (heard), Kennar (heard), Radonikis (heard), Atkinson, Glover,  Lynagh,Mercorello,  Ricciardo , Verstappen (heard), Hodgkinson, Hastie and Oates.  77.76USc = 1AUD.Wally Lewis read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report. Brisbane was 14-27 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 12-26. Sunrise 6:07pm sunset 5:27pm

Monday Post 353b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to  post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 801 steps (obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Giving To Your Supplier' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I get back from my second OT session for today this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip 

  I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 353

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 353d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @  7158 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's now fourteen. Righteo, final, final events for tonight, just briefly?

• Lunch wolfed down, I hike back to our reserved park spot and our birthday concert starts! Cath yaps a bit, everyone sings, there are several spotlights, Cath yaps again and then we all sing to finish! Afterwards there's even birthday cupcakes; Mr. Michael comes and introduces his wife to Kim and me; luckily, she doesn't follow the NRL. XD
• But I'm still like 1500 steps short of the 5000 the parents demand I make; Kim and I walk back past where lunch was because I saw an ice cream truck when we first arrived and I still had like three bucks leftover from lunch!
• When the ice cream guy goes "Next!" I go, "Hi!" He says, "Whaddya want?" I reply, "Well I want sprinkles but I've only got four bucks so I'll just have a plain soft serve, please." The guy goes affably, "No probs, I'll give you sprinkles!" I protest "Uh sorry I don't have one dollar extra to afford that." But the guy says "No worries. Still four bucks." Score! :D
• Just over ten minutes left, so super-briefly:
• -Got home, showered and had a mouthful of passionfruit for arvo tea.
• When Kim left PIG mum IMMEDIATELY gleefully forced me to finish my HEP for her.
• Went out to Sunnybank Oriental for dinner tonight; had honey chicken!
• Toms: PIG mum's found Alyssa to come gimme a session.
• Tina's minding me like 2pm till 5pm; perhaps expect a super-pissy plodding total from me since I might not go out.
• Fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 60TH time!
  
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 353c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 7069 (sweet, I'm not only more than half a normal person today, I'm also over seven grand! XD); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Hard Ground And Tender Mercy and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'More Than You Imagine' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed EIGHT MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, just briefly, continuing today's events?

• I plop online but horrid PIG mum immediately FORCES :( me to start doing my HEP for her. It's a relief when Kim arrives to take me our WOVB birthday concert!
• Kim drove around for awhile, parked somewhere and asked me to ring Cath. I dialled her number, put it on speaker and handed the mobile to Kim. When Mr. Jay answered, Kim gave me this look of like pure terror! I smother a laughter and whisper, "It's Mr. Jay, Kim! Cath's husband! Just say hi!" XD She talks with him; Mr. Jay gives her directions and we found the choir grouped together.
• Turns out the concert doesn't start till like 2pm! Kim and I wheel me to the restaurant where we've decided to buy takeaway from, I pick lunch and then we wheel me back to join everyone before Kim goes to buy lunch for us. Suddenly she comes back and says they don't do takeaway! Huh; after asking Cath what time the concert starts, I hike all the way there and order myself a delicious bacon and egg burger. Kim orders us a bowl of chips to share!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 353b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I just get too excited whenever I get the chance to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 587 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Take It To God In Prayer' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's already eleven but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FIFTY MINUTES online when I get home tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until noisy PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs, and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep again since I knew she'd get noisy again one hour later!
• Sure enough, one hour later noisy PIG mum went a-THUMPING upstairs to get changed; that was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen minutes more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Eld's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fullyt against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 353

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 355d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3771. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I just Facebooked. XD
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: Kim's taking me to QOVB's birthday party! Will be tired, though: the only reason I'm allowed to attend's because I've promised to plod 5000 steps. *sigh* Kim says she'll walk with me to buy food and she'll lemme sit back down inside Sparkless3 for the singing.
• She'll see me home and showered before leaving ... when? I dunno! XD
• Fingers crossed dearest dad takes us out for Chinese food for dinner ... I'll wail if we don't get Chinese food though ... XD
• Argh, horrid PIG mum's just come over and tried to gleefully FORCE :( me to do my home program for her and when I protested we decided last Saturday that I got every Saturday off she said she never, LIAR!!  >< But I've told her I'll do it toms so expecting to be pretty buyggered out by toms night, what with already having to plod 5000 steps ... argh, hope she'll gimme some Neurofen tonight. That's quite spoiled my evening; if I'm not asleep by 400 I'm singing myself to  sleep; SCREW counting!! >< *sigh* But hope everyone has a wonderful day toms~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 355c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3619 (ha, I'm over 3.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's  'Find Shelter!' Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Wait, what the heck happened to the previous post?? >< Anyways, I showered, had lunch, went out walkies @ Garbo with the parents and watched the 6pm news bulletin for the 59TH time.
• When dad woke up, came downstairs, reheated dinner and summoned me, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet, dad lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get for dinner; April has been satisfied ELEVEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, two lil pieces of pork, one tiny piece of chicken and another small slice of silver perch.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 355b

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Saturday Post 355

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 935 steps (so fairly certain I'll have cracked 1000 before the night's out XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Your Identity Determines Your Inheritance'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

   

• At 6:20am, PIG mum starts her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; I quickly fall back asleep coz I know she'll get noisy again one hour later. 

• Sure enough, one hour later PIG mum goes a-THUMPING upstairs and gets changed for her half day's work. That's my wake up call to use the pot :P again before 

  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After dearest dad retucks me back into bed and says he'll cook me some lunch, I happily snore, waking twice more for the pot :P before Hannah announces her arrival ten minutes early. She knows the routine: knock, push open the door, say good morning and ask fiftewn more minutes? Mum Pig nods @ her and she withdraws. XD

• After I've counted down my fifteen more minutes, I announce to Hannah that I'm hungry and swing myself over to the pot :P once more. Hannah immediately appears; after I've returned to bed she empties the pot :P for me and then gets me kitted, before I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Hannah who squirts - bbl, coz I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^!